Non-Human Egg Guide

The night is coming quietly, the street lights are on, the surrounding buildings are brightly lit, and huge advertisements are displayed on the electronic screens in the business district.The sound of music is right next to my ears, and there are noisy human voices in the community. It is time for square dancing at night.

However, unlike other places, the old ladies start dancing at 08 o'clock and finish work at 30:[-], which is not considered a nuisance.

Huang Zhian and Xu Xin came over after Yan Xu and the others finished their meal. Xu Xin seemed to be a different person, his whole face was blue and purple, and his forehead was still covered with gauze. Huang Zhian was even worse, walking with a limp Guai, also brought a fruit basket.

Yan Xu hurriedly invited them to sit at home, Eggy ran over, and was obviously startled when he saw Huang Zhian and Yan Xu's current appearance, he took a closer look, took a very exaggerated breath, and asked in shock : "Uncle Huang, did you fight with Uncle Xu?"

Huang Zhian felt a little embarrassed, he touched the back of his head: "No, something happened to uncle, is Eggy good today?"

The topic was changed very bluntly, but fortunately Dandan was very generous, Dandan nodded: "Dandan is very good, and Dandan helped Baba wash the vegetables in the afternoon."

"Brother Yan, Xiao Xu and I bought some fruit for you guys. I'm really sorry about what happened in the afternoon. I didn't know they would order that." Huang Zhian put the fruit basket on the coffee table, and he also bought snacks for Dandan A big gift bag and a box of milk, very polite.

Yan Xu waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay. Take the things back yourself, don't be so polite."

"Fortunately, Mr. Jing is here." Huang Zhian didn't answer Yan Xu's words, but put the fruit basket and food and drink on the coffee table, the two of them didn't sit down, just stood there, and left without speaking clearly.

Yan Xu was left alone, puzzled.

Jing Qichen, who was going to the supermarket to buy new face towels for Dandan and Xiaoduner, just came up - he thought the towels sold in the small supermarket downstairs were too hard, and the two children just saw Huang Zhian and Xu Xin return to their own Home.

"Why are they here?" Jing Qichen asked.

Yan Xu hung Jing Qichen's coat on the hanger: "I'm not ashamed to say that it happened in the afternoon, but I also said that it was fortunate that you were here. I don't quite understand. What did you do?"

"I saw them when I went downstairs, and chatted with Huang Zhi'an's family." Jing Qichen didn't say too clearly, he patted Dandan's head, and carried Xiaodun'er out of the room who was reading the album, and the family Man sits on sofa and watches TV.

Yan Xu sighed: "I found that people around me have to encounter something, such as..." He originally wanted to say Brother Chen and Sister-in-law Chen, but when Xiao Duner was by his side, Yan Xu closed his mouth and said nothing. go on.

Fortunately, Jing Qichen understood what he meant, and Jing Qichen also found it strange. There was nothing strange about Yan Xu, but the people around him seemed to be all smooth sailing. I don't know if it was his bad luck, or something really happened. Something is wrong.

"I'll check it out." Jing Qichen said.

Yan Xu sighed, the latest hit cartoon was playing on the TV, this time it was not the prey playing with the hunter, but the transformation of a magical girl.Dandan and Xiaoduner were still very excited to watch.When I was sleeping, I was yelling about the transformation of the magical girl, and Eggy was still draped in a bed sheet, running around the room, and I was very deeply involved in the scene.

In the end, it was Jing Qichen who resorted to the majesty of a parent, carried Dandan and Xiaodun'er to the bed, and forced the two little devils to sleep.

Eggy never forgets about cartoons, and pesters Yan Xu to buy herself a fairy wand.

"Okay, I'll buy it for you tomorrow." Just as Yan Xu finished speaking, he heard Xiao Dun'er whispering beside him, "I want it too."

Yan Xu kissed the foreheads of the two respectively: "Okay, buy both."

Yan Xu turned off the light, since she slept with Jing Qichen last time, for some reason, the two of them naturally lay together every night, no one felt embarrassed, it seemed that this was a matter of course.

"Go to bed early." Jing Qichen had already taken a shower, and there was still the scent of water vapor and shampoo on his body. It was obviously a very sweet smell, but at this moment it seemed particularly alluring, as if the air was filled with Hormones that cannot be suppressed.

But Yan Xu is used to it, and it has been like this for the past few days. If he is not immune, his nosebleeds will probably fill the room.

Before seeing Jing Qichen, Yan Xu never thought that a man could be sexy like this, especially when he was not gay.But Jing Qichen didn't seem to be aware of it, just wearing a pair of bullet underwear, lying on the bed with his big baby arched, his chest exposed.

It's a little uncomfortable at first.If you still have to wear pajamas and nightgowns, now you completely regard this place as your own home, and you can do whatever you want.

On the contrary, Yan Xu who was lying next to him was very embarrassed and uncomfortable.

Yan Xu lay on the bed after taking a shower, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, Jing Qichen also felt his anxiety, but he couldn't comfort him either.Some things are beyond the reach of others.Whether things can pass or not depends on oneself in the end.

"Can't sleep?" Jing Qichen asked suddenly.

Yan Xu sighed: "Sometimes I feel that because of me, all the people around me will become unlucky."

In order not to disturb the sleep of the two children, Jing Qichen lowered his voice and said softly: "Don't think too much, if you can be strong enough to affect the fate of others, it would be a good thing instead. Do you think you have the ability? "

Yan Xu didn't speak, he looked at the ceiling, thinking that he should not have that much ability, just mediocrity.

"It's time to sleep." Yan Xu turned over the quilt and found a suitable position to sleep.

Although he was asleep, Yan Xu still couldn't fall asleep with his eyes closed. After about a few minutes, Yan Xu felt his hands became hot.A generous and warm hand held himself.

Under the quilt, Yan Xu's heart was pounding, and he was so nervous that he wanted to swallow his tongue.

Jing Qichen's deep voice rang in Yan Xu's ears, Yan Xu could even feel the temperature of Jing Qichen's lips, and he didn't know if it was his illusion.

"have you slept?"

Yan Xu was about to open his eyes, or say something to show that he was awake.

But a strange feeling suddenly spread all over his body, as if he was being stared at by some large carnivorous beast, he didn't dare to move for a moment, his whole body was like a piece of wood, and he couldn't even open his mouth.

Jing Qichen's voice sounded again: "Little liar."

Then Yan Xu felt his face heat up, he waited for a while to react, his face was inconceivably red.

Is this, is that what he understands?

But it's unscientific!People like Mr. Jing can't be seen as gay at all, and they don't have any strange behaviors when getting along with him in daily life, and they are not ambiguous at all.I don't stare at men when I go swimming, although women don't look at them either, but there is no sign of being gay at all.

Yan Xu didn't know what time he fell asleep that night, his mind was always in a mess.

Unsurprisingly, he got up late in the morning, and when he woke up, Eggy and Xiaoduner were already in the living room, Yan Xu casually put on a short-sleeved pair, and put on a pair of convenient large floral pants and went to the living room .

At this time, the living room was already filled with the aroma of food, the noodles Jing Qichen got up to cook this morning, the noodles in clear soup, the soup was thick bone soup that Jing Qichen cooked himself.It is not greasy at all in the morning, and it is very fragrant.Sprinkle some salt, pass a few drops of sesame oil, and sprinkle a handful of green onions to eat.

Eggy is better at using chopsticks than Xiaoduner, and has been correcting Xiaoduner's chopsticks posture when eating.

Jing Qichen probably plays the role of a qualified mother, even though he doesn't often express his love, Dandan can feel it keenly.

The feeling of love has always been invisible, but as long as you have the heart, the loved one can always feel it.

Yan Xu feels this way now, but he doesn't know exactly what Jing Qichen's feelings for him are.Relatively speaking, he felt that Jing Qichen loved the house because of Dandan, which sounds ridiculous, because Dandan is his child.

But Yan Xu felt this way.

"Eat more." Jing Qichen looked at Yan Xu picking up the noodles with little interest, and reminded him aloud, without any embarrassment on his face, as if he wasn't the one who stole his relatives last night.

Yan Xu nodded, but he didn't have a good appetite, and he couldn't eat any more: "My stomach is a little bloated, don't you really want to eat?"

"Is it too hot?" Jing Qichen asked.

Strange to say, Yan Xu is obviously an ordinary human being, and I have confirmed this, but I can't feel everything that happened to Yan Xu.Even things like illness, as long as they are not found out, I have no premonition at all.

Yan Xu nodded: "Maybe, it's been like this for the past few days, I don't have much appetite, and I feel like vomiting after eating greasy things."

Jing Qichen was stunned, why did this symptom sound so familiar, he seemed to have heard it before.

"Did you look like this when you had balls?" Jing Qichen asked suddenly, but his expression was very complicated.

He really... really didn't do anything...

Yan Xu thought for a while, and felt nervous for a while: "No way, it's impossible to get tricked again, right?"

Although it is true that Eggy is very well-behaved, but in his current state, he really doesn't have the energy to take care of another child.

"I haven't been anywhere recently? Although it is said that there are intersex people in medicine, there must be... I have checked before, I don't have it, I am pure male, and my hormones are normal. I didn't go again That mountain is gone." Yan Xu almost collapsed.

Jing Qichen held Yan Xu's hand: "Don't worry, calm down."

But the calmest person present was definitely Dandan, Dandan was a big kid, and could understand the conversation between Jing Qichen and Yan Xu, put down his chopsticks and ran to Yan Xu before taking a few mouthfuls of noodles.

Eggy touched Yan Xu's belly, and put her ear on it, and said very childishly: "Papa, why won't my brother kick me? It is said in the TV series that the baby will kick me when it is in the belly." Kicked."

Xiao Dun'er realized it later, and leaned over curiously, Eggy took Xiao Dun'er's hand and touched Yan Xu's belly, and proudly showed off to Xiao Dun'er: "Brother Chicken! Look! I From now on, I will be an older brother too!"

Xiao Dun'er was also very excited: "I like my brother! He is small, soft and very cute."

The two children were very excited, but Yan Xu looked puzzled. He sat there in a panic, with a pale face.

He still doesn't know what happened to him, he has a child out of nowhere, and he really can't accept another one.After all, for any old man, it is unacceptable that he can lay eggs.

Jing Qichen was also speechless at this moment, he really didn't do anything to Yan Xu, could it be because of the kiss yesterday?

Is it so easy for Phoenix to multiply now?Can you get pregnant with one kiss?

How did the Phoenix exterminate the clan?Jing Qichen felt that there was a deviation in his memory.

Yan Xu's lips were trembling, his face was blue and purple, he asked Jing Qichen: "What should I do?"

What can Jing Qichen say?He could only ask tentatively, "Born?"

Yan Xu's face turned pale in an instant—the money for the children's schooling, his home is only one bedroom and one living room, and he will definitely not be able to accommodate three children in the future.Moreover, the children's education issues in the future, the three boys have various problems in adulthood.Yan Xu didn't even dare to think about it.

"Eggy, you and brother Xiaodun'er go to the room to play, okay? Papa, talk to uncle about something." Yan Xu said to the two children with a strong smile.

Dandan and Xiaodun'er were very obedient, and entered the room with their own little toys.

Seeing that they closed the door, Yan Xu asked Jing Qichen: "I don't want this child. Mr. Jing, is there a way to get rid of this child?"

"I don't know." Jing Qichen really didn't know, "Have you ever thought about giving birth to this child?"

Yan Xu waved his hand: "You have seen what's going on in my house. I'm sure I can't support three children. I can't live in the house, and it's inconvenient to go anywhere."

"Eggy and Xiaodun'er are still so young, I can't let them watch the children at home." Yan Xu sighed, "What's more, I'm an old man, always like this... It's not ridiculous!"

Jing Qichen looked at Yan Xu's worried look, and Yan Xu might have another egg in his stomach, Jing Qichen's brain became hot, and he blurted out: "I will take care of the children, and I will take care of you."

Jing Qichen knew it was bad when he said this sentence.

Yan Xu really looked at him with a strange look, the atmosphere in the room was extremely awkward, Yan Xu opened his mouth and was about to speak.

The doorbell rang at this moment.

Thank goodness...

Jing Qichen walked over and opened the door, and there was a woman dressed as a strong woman standing outside the door—it was Huang Zhian's mother.Huang Zhian's mother is very young, without even a trace of fine lines on her face, wearing a jumpsuit and carrying a handbag, no matter how you look at it, she looks like a person who does business with millions of dollars a minute.

This time, she didn't bring her subordinates, she came alone, and she didn't bring any gifts.

The moment she saw Jing Qichen, her expression changed. There was a flattering smile on the corner of her mouth, and she said to Jing Qichen, "I didn't know that you were our neighbor's Zhi'an, and the incident happened suddenly yesterday. I didn't find out, so I quarreled with you."

"Is there anything else?" Jing Qichen seemed impatient to talk to her.

Yan Xu also discovered this. Jing Qichen was very polite to everyone, but this kind of politeness was very alienated and indifferent. He never even took the initiative to greet or talk to others.Even Yan Xu didn't find out what kind of friends Jing Qichen had, or what kind of social circle he had.

He knew almost nothing about Jing Qichen except this person.

Yan Xu felt cold all over.

The woman didn't seem to want to leave now, she had a flattering smile on her face, her voice was not soft, but very rough: "I mainly came to ask if you have time this weekend, we have a party, and there will be more people around Famous and important people will come."

"Since when am I considered a big shot?" Jing Qichen snorted.

The woman was a little embarrassed, but still said with a cheeky smile: "You can't say that, if you are not a big shot, who else is a big shot?"

Yan Xu looked at the woman and thought that Huang Zhian's prototype was a Chinese pastoral dog, so Huang Zhian's mother must also be a monster, right?

Just when Yan Xu was thinking in a daze, the woman saw Yan Xu, probably because of her intuition, her first reaction was that Yan Xu was easier to talk to than Jing Qichen, and she had already inquired about everything before coming here, although the details were not clear. Clear, but it is estimated that it is not much different.She waved her hand and said to Yan Xu: "Mr. Yan, do you remember me? I am Zhi'an's mother?"

Reaching out without hitting the smiling face, Yan Xu said, "Please come in."

Only then did Jing Qichen step aside from the door.

Every step the woman walked in was looking at the house, ordinary decoration, simple furniture, small and narrow house size.However, her nose is sharper than Huang Zhian's, and she can smell Xiao Dun'er in the room, but not Yan Xu's.But she didn't say anything and kept silent.

She knows that there are some things she shouldn't know, and it's no good to know.

This is the wisdom brought to her by the years.

Yan Xu went to pour her a glass of water, and the woman sat on the sofa, smiling very naturally, while introducing herself: "My surname is Huang, and my name is Huang Jinjing. You can call me Jin Jin, and everyone calls me that."

Jin Jin's smile is very contagious, and his expression is also very self-cultivated, and there is no trace of the woman who kept yelling at Xiao Huang's door yesterday at all.

"What do you want to say? Say it quickly, and leave when you're done." Jing Qichen really didn't want to argue with her. If Yan Xu was not the master of the house, he wouldn't have let her in just now.

Jin Jing knew that Jing Qichen didn't like her, but it wasn't important, she took out a stack of documents from her bag, and put them gently on the coffee table: "I'm here to tell Mr. Yan that Xu Xin's True face."

"He is not a stray cat, more precisely, he is not a real stray cat." Jin Jing's expression was a little bitter, "His original surname is Li, he is from Lincheng, his family and our family It's a bit contradictory, and it can probably be regarded as a feud."

"Zhi'an has been spoiled by us since he was a child, he can't tell the good from the bad, and he doesn't even know that Xu Xin has other purposes.",

"I've talked to him many times, but he couldn't listen, and ran away with Xu Xin. I just found them yesterday, and I couldn't control my emotions, so what happened yesterday, I hope you can forgive me for doing this Mother's."

Yan Xu didn't take the stack of documents, this is Huang Zhian's chosen lover, the life he chose.

Whether it's worth it or not, whether he should go on or not, is up to him to decide.

Jing Qichen seemed to hold back a little, he interrupted the serious atmosphere with a chuckle, and seeing Yan Xu and Jin Jinjing looking at him, he said: "I think it's too dramatic, why are you so like Romeo and Juliet?" .”

After being told by Jing Qichen, Yan Xu felt the same, and he turned to look at Jin Jinjing.

Jin Jinjing sighed, and said eloquently: "Our family is already the only family of purebred Chinese dogs in China. Although many people say that there are no purebred Chinese dogs, and the breeds of dogs are always changing. They have been interbreeding all the time, but in fact, there are indeed purebreds."

"You don't know how important we are to bloodlines. In order to ensure the bloodlines of the next generation, I married my own brother, and I have Zhi'an. They are all children of close relatives who are poor in health and low in IQ. But Zhi'an Not at all, but I believe it now, that child's IQ may really be a bit low."

Jin Jing taunted her son mercilessly: "I came here this time just to take him back. With Mr. Jing's help, this matter will be much easier."

"He's an adult, why can't you let him choose?" Yan Xu didn't understand. He knew that most parents couldn't accept that their son was gay, but it shouldn't exist for monsters, right?

Because monsters have a long lifespan, they don't need to urgently reproduce.

There are no legal constraints, such as morality and ethics, brothers and sisters can get married, let alone GAY?

"You don't know, there is no difference between us and the big human family." Jin Jing smiled wryly, "After so many years, we have already assimilated."

"I didn't come empty-handed either. If you can help me, I can give you something." Huang Jinjing said to Yan Xu with the determination to win.

"Things?" Yan Xu felt that he didn't want anything.

Jin Jing took out a photo: "A jade pendant."

The pendant in this photo was placed on a deep red flannelette, and some light hit it, making the jade pendant very round - this is obviously the pendant that Yan Xu lost.

It was the only thing Yan Xu's parents left him, and it was also something that Jing Qichen said was an ominous thing.

"Why do you have this?" Yan Xu asked, looking at this woman warily.

Jin Jing calmly said, "I got it from a weasel, and he paid me a lot of money. This piece of jade is indeed different, but it's useless in my hands, and I can't use it." .”

Jing Qichen sneered: "How dare you use something that I can't even use?"

Huang Jinjing panicked for a moment: "Yes, none of us can control this jade pendant, and many people died. Either they committed suicide, or they killed each other with their companions. I tried many methods, but none of them worked."

"What are you going to use this jade pendant for?" Yan Xu asked suddenly.

Seeing that Jing Qichen didn't intend to shut himself up, Huang Jinjing said: "This is not a jade pendant, it's a magic weapon disguised as a jade pendant. Although it can arouse people's desires and make people irritable and cruel , Lost sanity, but in essence, it is a magic weapon that can revive people."

"The living dead, flesh and bones." (Note 1)

The author has something to say: Note 1: Source: "Mandarin Wuyu": "The king is in Yue, and he raises the dead and leaves the flesh and bones."