Non-Human Egg Guide

In the scorching summer, the air seems to be filled with steam, and this is the time when the water park has the largest number of people, crowded together, like dumplings, and there are adults and children everywhere.Tall, fat, short, thin, everything.Most young people have tattoos on their bodies.

Eggy looked greedy, and Xiaodun'er went to put on a waterproof tattoo sticker.

They are all pasted on the belly, Eggy has a little yellow chicken, and Xiaodun'er has a white swan.He hugged two small and cute swimming rings and followed the adults.

Both Huang Zhi'an and Xu Xin were wearing black swimming trunks, which can't be seen in normal clothes, but Yan Xu was surprised when they came out to swim this time. Xu Xin has white skin all over his body, but the whiteness is not sick.He looks tall and thin in the clothes, as if he is malnourished, but now he looks muscular and has eight-pack abs.

Yan Xu looked at Huang Zhian's abdominal muscles and Jing Qichen who was standing beside him.

He squeezed his four-pack abs, and thought to himself: I am different from them, the muscle mass is different, anyway, science has an explanation, and I have worked very hard.

"Papa!" Eggy patted Yan Xu's thigh lightly, "Eggy is going swimming!"

"Only in the children's pool." Yan Xu is a landlubber and is not going to go into the water, but he can go down in the children's area, since his feet can touch the ground, he doesn't need to swim.The adult pool is two meters deep, with a four-meter deep end.

Yan Xu's legs softened when he saw the depth, and he was determined not to go.

"Will you go into the water?" Huang Zhian took the two children into the children's pool as he promised yesterday, and taught them how to swim.Jing Qichen and Yan Xu sat on the recliner.

Xu Xin is tall, with long hands and long legs, and it is not suitable for children to enter the pool, so he went to the deep water area silently.There are few people in the deep water area, and no one will always stare at Xu Xin's distinctive appearance.

"You don't swim?" Yan Xu asked Jing Qichen, could it be that Mr. Jing is a landlubber like himself.

Jing Qichen shook his head: "If I go down, you will be bored by yourself."

Yan Xu was stunned, he couldn't tell what he was like at this moment, but he felt that the heart in his chest was beating a little fast.

Yan Xu is no longer a brat, he knew what this meant, so he lowered his head and remained silent, waiting for his heart rate to calm down.

"Where is Mr. Jing's hometown?" Yan Xu asked.

Jing Qichen thought about it seriously, and said sincerely, "I forgot."

It has been so many years, geological changes and ethnic groups have migrated, and I have long forgotten my birthplace.

Eggy seems to have some talent for swimming, and has already learned how to dog-plan, leading Xiaoduner all the way.Xiaodun'er was like a weight, if Huang Zhi'an hadn't been watching, he would have sunk - after all, you can't learn to swim with a swimming ring.

"Do you want ice cream? I'll go buy it." Yan Xu felt that he could no longer sit with Jing Qichen, who knew what he would say later.

Jing Qichen shook his head: "If you want to eat, go buy it, I'll watch them."

"Okay." Yan Xu took his mobile phone and went to the canteen to buy ice cream. He doesn't like sweets very much, but occasionally he gets hungry.

Dandan and Xiaodun'er were tired from swimming, they climbed up the swimming pool to find Jing Qichen to play, Jing Qichen was holding a child in one hand, his originally serious aura was ruthlessly broken by the two children.Many girls took pictures of Jing Qichen with their mobile phones.

Of course, Eggy's little butt entered the country strongly.

Huang Zhian ran to the deep water area and dived with Xu Xin.

When the two came out of the water, many people stared at them, not because of Xu Xin's special hair color, but because of their Xiasanlu.After the swimming trunks are wet, the shape will be highlighted, and many girls blush when they see it.Instead, a group of young men kept staring, and then looked at their companions.

"Uncle!" Eggy also saw it, "Uncle Xu has balloons hidden in his pants!"

Xiaodun'er is older than Dandan and knows more than Dandan. He said righteously: "Dandan, that's not a balloon! It's Uncle Chirp!"

Eggy obviously didn't believe it, he pulled off his swimming trunks to have a look, and said to Xiaodun'er, "It's not Chirp, Eggy's Chirp isn't that big."

"That's Dandan, you are still young. My classmate said that we will have big ones in the future! There will be Maomao!" Xiao Duner showed his little dick to Dandan while popularizing science, "Look, my age Bigger than you, and Haw bigger than you."

Jing Qichen tied up the two children's trousers seriously, and seriously threatened: "You can't take off your trousers in public, or I'll tell Yan Xu that you two are disobedient."

Compared to Jing Qichen, both Dandan and Xiaodun'er are more afraid of Yan Xu, and they don't know why.

Every time Eggy wants to eat something, or gets into trouble, her first reaction is to look for Uncle Jing, not Papa.

Soon Huang Zhi'an and Xu Xin realized it themselves. They wrapped a towel around their waists. Xu Xin's face was flushed, and he was so embarrassed that he saw it.He whispered something in Huang Zhian's ear, and Huang Zhian rubbed his head. If it weren't for the sight of everyone, the two of them would have kissed each other mouth to mouth.

Yan Xu bought a lot of ice cream, everyone had one.

"I discussed it with the editor. I will definitely not be able to go out to shoot in the past two years. I plan to use local materials and take pictures of life." Yan Xu was a little helpless. Compared with cities, he prefers landscapes, birds flying in the sky, Beasts vying for food and territory, "The publishing house asked me to submit photos every three months, and it's best to follow them."

"Good thing, it's better to find something to do than to be bored at home every day." Jing Qichen encouraged.

Huang Zhian became interested: "Can you take pictures of me? Xu Xin and I haven't taken art photos yet. I wanted to take pictures last time, but the price offered by the studio was too low."

Xu Xin, who was sitting on the side, was also interested. He seldom took pictures, with white hair and white eyebrows, and his face would be blurred when the sun was a little brighter.

Yan Xu shook his head: "That can't be done. The publishing house has a request for a collection of the lives of the people at the bottom. It also needs to expose the dark side of society and promote positive energy."

"Isn't that what reporters do?" Huang Zhian looked at Yan Xu almost admiringly, as if Yan Xu's image had suddenly grown, "Isn't the bottom of society very dangerous? You're going to follow those who shoot Is it a human trafficker or something? Or a brawler?"

"The publishing house wants me to go to the prison to do a series of exclusive interviews, which are still being planned." Yan Xu said, "They said that they will find me a partner, and then we will combine pictures and texts."

The publishing house seems to be making a big news this time, and has invested a lot of money.Although Yan Xu didn't like to take pictures of people, the publishing house was his nobleman, so he was given a hand.Now is the time when he is needed, so he can't let him go.

"It will probably start next week. I'm going to send Dandan to kindergarten." Yan Xu looked at Dandan. The child has grown up very fast, and now he has the appearance of a four-year-old child. The book matter is not resolved.Now thinking about Yan Xu, I feel a headache.

If it doesn't work, he can only send Dandan to a private kindergarten, but Yan Xu is not at ease.

Jing Qichen stared directly at Yan Xu with dark eyes, as if there was some intangible emotion inside, but also seemed to be empty.

This was the first time Yan Xu saw Jing Qichen look so serious, the moment Jing Qichen opened his mouth, the noisy voices around Yan Xu's ears suddenly fell silent.

"I'm taking Eggy with me." Jing Qichen said, "I'll take good care of him, and pick up Xiaodun'er every day. Go do your own thing, don't worry."

He and Jing Qichen are not related, even if he brought it up on his own initiative, Yan Xu quickly waved his hands: "How embarrassing, I will try my best to pick up Dandan and Xiaoduner, there is time."

Jing Qichen looked into Yan Xu's eyes, and Yan Xu waved his hand in front of Jing Qichen's face inexplicably: "Why are you stunned?"

When Jing Qichen came to his senses, he gave Jing Qichen a complicated look, as if he was also inexplicable.

"Dandan wants to follow uncle!" This time Dandan firmly stood by Jing Qichen's side, with a firm expression on his face. He sat on Jing Qichen's lap, with a firm expression on his round face, as if no matter what She will not change her decision, "Eggy will not go to kindergarten, but stay with uncle."

Just at this moment, Huang Zhian and Xu Xin went into the water again, and there was no one nearby, so Jing Qichen lowered his voice and said, "Eggy is a monster, and it hasn't been long since the shell broke, unlike Xiaodun'er who is already so big." , What if I can’t control myself in kindergarten? It’s not something that can be explained away with a few words.”

Of course Yan Xu knew it too, but the most important thing was that he needed work and money, and his savings would not last long.Especially now with two kids to raise.In the future, children will also study, and there are still many places where money is needed.

Jing Qichen said: "Then if you give me some salary every month, just treat me as your nanny."

This statement... Yan Xu was a little surprised, but it could be seen that Jing Qichen sincerely wanted to help and take care of the children.

Yan Xu could only nod: "That's fine, living expenses are one thing, and the money they buy for clothes and toys is another."

Brothers still have to settle accounts.

This time Jing Qichen didn't refuse, it's very good for Yan Xuneng to let go.

Normally, Yan Xu is a bit brain-dead.

The sky is slowly getting cloudy, and the wind is still a bit chilly on the body. The sky was still clear just now, but now the sky is full of dark clouds.Yan Xu and Jing Qichen took the children to get dressed.

Yan Xu was parking the car when he came in before, and then changed into swimming trunks.Now that the two of them came in together, they must take a shower together before getting dressed.But they are all old men, and there is nothing particular about it. I have what you have.

After taking off his swimming trunks, Yan Xu's eyes almost straightened.

No...it's not like you have me and you have me in the traditional sense, it's the difference between you flying and me just learning to walk.

"What are you looking at?" Jing Qichen didn't care at all, he was very talented and it was difficult for phoenixes to reproduce, so theirs looked majestic and majestic, just to increase the pregnancy rate.But it turned out to be useless. For example, he had a child without using this thing.

Yan Xu turned sideways—it was too shocking.

"Just wash it casually, and wash it well when you go back." Yan Xu just finished saying this when he heard someone shouting next to him.

It was an old man who called, and his voice was still a bit loud: "Young man! My soap has fallen, help me pick it up."

Fortunately, there is no joke about picking up soap at this time. The soap is only one step away from Yan Xu. Yan Xu just walked over, but the ground the soap slid on was too slippery. fall.

Jing Qichen reacted quickly, just as he was about to pick Yan Xu up, he raised his hand only to realize that there are still humans here, just in a daze.Yan Xu also threw Jing Qichen to the ground, his chin just facing an indescribable part.

After Yan Xu stood up in a daze, he didn't dare to look up at Jing Qichen, it was too embarrassing.

Fortunately, Jing Qichen was taking a shower, otherwise it would be even more embarrassing if he smelled something indescribable.

But what Yan Xu didn't expect, and what Jing Qichen also didn't expect, was that it was Yan Xu's bump and snort just now.That thing that has been immobile for many years has become bigger and harder visible to the naked eye.

But Eggy stood in front of Jing Qichen, Tong Yan Wuji asked: "Papa, will Eggy be this big in the future? This is like a golden cudgel!"

After all, Jing Qichen has lived in the human world for so long, and he felt a little ashamed. He said to Dandan, "After taking a shower, go change your clothes, or uncle won't play with you in the future."

Eggy curled her lips, and waited beside Xiaodun'er holding hands after changing clothes.

Yan Xu's ears were red until he left the locker room, which had a great psychological impact on him.

And the old man who asked Yan Xu to help pick up the soap was dumbfounded at this moment: My god!Young people are too open now!The homosexuality has been brought to public places!This is to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

Huang Zhian and Xu Xin were waiting at the entrance of the water park. They also drove here today. Xu Xin went to the underground garage to drive. Huang Zhian was watching people tie balloons on the side of the road. He was still a little childlike. After watching for a while, he did it himself The four don't look like they come out.He even showed off to the two children, Dandan and Xiaoduner, with a proud face.

The rain fell, at first sparse, and within 2 minutes it turned into a torrential downpour.Yan Xu was drenched in the cold, but fortunately, when I went out today, I read the weather forecast and said that there would be showers in the afternoon, so I brought an umbrella.I didn't expect it to be so late.

Xiaodun'er and Dandan held umbrellas, but they didn't get wet.

There are often showers in this city in summer, and they come and go quickly. The main reason is that the rain is not light, and it takes less than a minute to soak the whole body.If the sewer is blocked anywhere, it will be flooded to a height of ten centimeters.

Jing Qichen's and Xu Xin's cars drove out one after another, mainly because there were too many people leaving and the garage was blocked.

Yan Xu asked Dandan and Xiaoduner to get in the car first, while he stood in the rain and took off his shirt, and got in the car after wringing out the water.Otherwise, the whole body will be wet, and even Jing Qichen's car will be wet.

The feeling of this kind of underwear sticking to the flesh is not good at all, Yan Xu has to pull his pants from time to time, the action is very natural and very wretched.

But the two of them didn't say anything along the way, both Yan Xu and Jing Qichen felt a little embarrassed, Yan Xu had never been in close contact with other men, and Jing Qichen had never been so intimate with any creature.

Both were greatly affected.

"Let's go back to eat tonight, it's raining so much." Yan Xu wiped the rainwater off his body with his wrung-out shirt, looking like a drowned rat.The main reason is that the atmosphere is too embarrassing, so I have nothing to say.

Neither Jing Qichen nor Dandan had any objections, and went to the nearest supermarket to buy vegetables.

"Mr. Jing, do you usually exercise?" Yan Xu thought of Jing Qichen's solid eight-pack abs, and it would be a lie if he said he was not envious. If he couldn't develop muscles by himself, would going to the gym be effective? ?

Jing Qichen shook his head: "I don't have time to go to the gym. I usually run in the morning, and I don't do too much strenuous exercise."

Yan Xu thought that he hadn't taken pictures for a year, and he hadn't exercised for a year, so his four-pack abs were beaten back to their original shape.

"Okay, I'll go when I'm done working these few months." Yan Xu still likes the feeling of sweating. He still loved playing basketball in high school, but the older he gets, the worse he becomes. He is afraid that he will become a third high school student in a short time a member of the crowd.

After the meal, Yan Xu asked Dan Dan and Xiao Dun'er to bid farewell to Jing Qichen, but Jing Qichen didn't stay long, he was still feeling uncomfortable.

That night, Yan Xu had a nightmare. In the dream, Jing Qichen's thing kept dangling in front of his eyes. Sometimes he was wearing a gold chain, sometimes he was wearing a red hat. Jump down and invite yourself to a dance.After finally dancing, I asked myself to kiss it.

When Yan Xu woke up, he was gasping for breath. This dream was really terrifying, even scarier than dreaming about zombie monsters or tsunami.

When Yan Xu looked at his phone, he realized that it was only three o'clock in the morning. He went to the bathroom, and then covered Dandan and Xiaodun'er with blankets.The two children are now sleeping on the children's bed in the room, and it is estimated that they will not be able to sleep if they are older.

What Yan Xu wanted was to tidy up the storage room, the space is quite large, and then decorate it to make bunk beds.

When the two children grow up, save some money and buy a three-bedroom house.

Yan Xu didn't turn on the light, mainly because the two children were still asleep, turning on the light would definitely wake them up.He went to the living room lightly by himself, his throat felt dry after going to the toilet, and he wanted to get a glass of water to drink.

At this time, Yan Xu seemed to hear someone's footsteps in the house, but the sound was very soft, and if he shifted his attention a little, he would not be able to hear it.Yan Xu stood still and listened with bated breath, with the sound of his own heart beating in his ears.The footsteps are getting louder and closer.

Yan Xu's first reaction was to run to the bedroom, and he turned on the bedroom light with a "snap".

Dandan and Xiaodun'er were still sleeping soundly on the bed. Xiaodun'er rubbed his eyes, as if awakened by the light.

There was no one in the bedroom, Yan Xu heaved a sigh of relief, and then went to turn on the light in the living room.

With the light sound of the switch, the light lit up every corner of the living room, and the shadow of the human figure that could only be seen under the moonlight disappeared in an instant.

Yan Xu felt that he might be scaring himself. He checked the toilet, wardrobe, and storage room, but there was no one in any place, or there was any sign of being tampered with.

When Yan Xu returned to the room again, Xiaodun'er had already got up wearing slippers, and Eggy was still lying on the bed sound asleep.

Xiaodun'er said childishly, "Uncle, I'm going to pee."

Yan Xu was worried, he hugged the sleeping ball in his arms, and then accompanied Xiaoduner to the bathroom.

In the second half of the night, Yan Xu didn't sleep well at all. He always felt that there were people around him. Although there were no noises or any signs, Yan Xu had this feeling.

Early the next morning, after sending Xiaodun'er to the hobby class, Yan Xu didn't choose to go home, but knocked on the door of Jing Qichen's house.Jing Qichen had just gotten up, and came to open the door wearing a pair of sports shorts, with a pair of flip-flops on his feet.The beard was not shaved, and the face was not washed. This was the first time Yan Xu saw him look so sloppy.

But now is not the time to chat, Yan Xu and Dandan sat on the sofa, Dandan jumped off the sofa restlessly, let Jing Qichen hold her in her arms, and even touched Jing Qichen's stubble with her hand.

Yan Xu told what happened last night, Jing Qichen let Dandan stay at his home, and he followed Yan Xu to Yan Xu's house.

Jing Qichen looked around the room, turned around again, and said, "It's probably because you've been under too much pressure recently, and there's nothing unclean in your house." On the contrary, it's too clean.

There is not even a trace of resentment in this house, it seems that no one has ever lived in it.

But cleanliness is a good thing, Jing Qichen didn't say anything.If it is true what Yan Xu said, someone went to his house in the middle of the night, whether it was a human, a demon or a ghost.The self on the same floor can feel it even in a sleeping state.

Suddenly, Jing Qichen looked in one direction with weird eyes, and he opened the door of Yan Xu's house.

Walking straight to Huang Zhian and Xu Xin's house, he knocked on the door twice, and the people inside unlocked it.

Huang Zhian stood at the gate with a flustered expression. When he saw Jing Qichen, he subconsciously wanted to close the door, but was stopped by Jing Qichen. Jing Qichen's tone was neither cold nor calm: "What did you do?"

"It's a misunderstanding, and I don't know how it happened." Huang Zhi'an was obviously superstitious, as if something big had happened. Even in the eyes of Yan Xu, who didn't know anything, the expression on his face meant that he had done something. What a shameful thing.

But Yan Xu really didn't know what these two people were talking about.

"An'an!" The young man hugged Huang Zhian's shoulder from behind. His hair was white and his eyebrows were also white.The ears are pointed, the facial features are deep and delicate, and the skin is so delicate that it seems that there are no pores, like a beauty fabricated by the hand of God himself.However, his lips were bright red, full like orange petals, and slightly opened, as if expecting someone to kiss.

Yan Xu was taken aback because he knew the real relationship between Huang Zhian and Xu Xin, and he didn't believe that Huang Zhian would betray Xu Xin.

Sure enough, Huang Zhian ripped the young man off with one hand, his face was fierce and evil: "Get out! Stay away from me!"

But the young man stuck to it persistently. He was naked, and his skin was so white that it dazzled under the light.

"He is the white cat raised by your family." Jing Qichen didn't even use a question mark, and his eyes were very cold. "I told you, I asked you to look up ancient books."

Huang Zhi'an supported his forehead: "I checked, and the ancient books only said 'Save with a seal, save with a body', and I also consulted other big figures with cultivation, and they all said that it would only make the caster weak for a while, After the souls of the saved souls are fixed, they will get better."

Jing Qichen didn't speak, he looked at the young man and sighed silently.