Non-Human Egg Guide

Originally, Yan Xu thought that the two of them would be awkward for a while, or that they were embarrassed to appear in front of her. After all, they quarreled like that in front of her and even kissed.There will always be some embarrassment, right?

However, Zhang Lengxuan didn't know what his face was, let alone his good friend.

The two walked in hand in hand, and forced a mouthful of dog food for Yan Xu.Yan Xu, who was doing the laundry for Dandan and Xiaodun'er, was almost blinded.

"Brother Yan? Do you wash it yourself? Throw it in the washing machine and pay for your hard work." Zhang Lengxuan had no idea that his lips were swollen and his neck was covered with spots. The head used to speak.

Yan Xu sighed, knowing that he had never taken care of a child, and bachelors are not too particular: "The child's underwear needs to be washed by hand in a separate basin, and a special laundry detergent must be bought."

"You dote on them too much. Back then we washed them with soap and nothing happened." Zhang Lengxuan disagreed, "Children thrive only when they are beaten."

Yan Xu has nothing to say to him, some people are born with the talent to talk to death.He looked at the hands they held tightly and asked, "Are you leaving today?"

Now Zhang Lengxuan finally felt a little embarrassed: "No, I told him that I plan to play here for a few days. Look at the scenic spots and so on. The temperature is also dropping these days. It's hot over there, during the day It's all over 40 degrees, and it looks like 38 degrees at night, and I dare not go anywhere. Everyone will be dried out in the sun."

"I know you can't live here, so I don't bother you. Let's open a room by ourselves." Zhang Lengxuan said with a smile, "We are the only members of several hotel chains, all of which are discounted and not expensive."

Yan Xu didn't keep her either, the two of them were emitting pink love bubbles all the time, and they knew at a glance that they were going to do something big tonight.

He wasn't worried about Zhang Zhuangzhuang, this person was always petty, he was the only one who cheated others, and he hadn't seen anyone who could cheat him.

"I don't think I'll come over these few days. We'll come when we've had enough fun, and I'll go back when we have a meal together." Zhang Lengxuan smiled ripplingly, and probably already figured out how to eat, drink and have sex in the next few days Live with a snap.

"Okay." Yan Xu sent him away with one word.

The two of them didn't have time to be alone, and it was not easy for Yan Xu to ask Zhang Lengxuan how he was in front of his partner.After all, they are all adults, and everyone has their own life, whether it is good or bad, they can only take care of themselves.

The two walked forward, and within half an hour Yan Xu received a text message from Zhang Lengxuan——

Let's enjoy our love life~ single dog - a contemptuous expression was added at the end.

Yan Xu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, no wonder some people said that a person's IQ would decrease after a day of love, and Zhang Lengxuan was probably the representative figure among them, the best.

"Papa!" Dandan was wearing a pair of little yellow chicken pants and sitting in the middle of the living room. The floor had only been covered with clean tatami mats, and even the four corners of the tea table were surrounded by foam. She was afraid that Dandan would bump into something while playing.Children's skin and flesh are precious, and breaking off a piece of skin is a big deal.

Maybe I have to leave some traces in this life.

Yan Xu hung up his clothes in a hurry, washed his hands again before walking over.He hugged Eggy, who had stretched out his hands begging for a hug, and coaxed, "What's wrong?"

"Uncle!" Eggy pouted, looking at Yan Xu pitifully with big eyes, "I want Uncle Jing."

Yan Xu shook his head: "Uncle Jing is an adult, he is very busy, so he can't be with Eggy all day long. Eggy, you have to be considerate of others."

But Eggy was unmoved, he pretended not to understand Yan Xu's words: "I want uncle! Eggy call uncle!"

Eggy is probably because Jing Qichen has been by his side since he came out of the shell, he seems to feel that he, Baba, Uncle Jing and Brother Ji are a family.A family shouldn't be apart for such a long time, it's a strange fledgling plot.

Yan Xu refused at first, after all, he had troubled Mr. Jing before, and Mr. Jing didn't refuse because of his kindness, and he couldn't keep pushing his nose.

Dandan is very important to me, but to Mr. Jing, Dandan is just his neighbor's child.

People must be self-aware, Yan Xu has always understood this, what you regard as a treasure is not someone else's treasure.

Eggy rolled her eyes, snorted and turned her head away, ignoring Yan Xu.

Yan Xu was not used to his temper, so he ran to clean the kitchen.

As soon as Papa was gone, Eggy crawled to Brother Ji's side. Xiaodun'er was playing with building blocks and wanted to build a castle, but happened to be missing a triangular piece, so he was in a hurry.

"Brother Chicken!" Dandan's little hand happened to be holding a triangular building block, and he pouted, "Do you have a phone, Brother Chicken?"

Xiao Dun'er took the building blocks from Eggy's hand, and took out a black brick machine from the small bag he carried with him. It was more than ten years old, and it was still usable.It is limited to making calls and sending text messages, and there is no G in the network, and it is not displayed, only the network is displayed.Can hang penguins.

Eggy pressed the button proficiently, and after a few clicks, someone picked it up.

But that wasn't the familiar Uncle Jing's voice that Eggy was familiar with. Although it was the same as Uncle Jing's voice, the voice was cold and impatient: "Who?"

But before Dandan could speak, Jing Qichen said again, "I don't buy insurance."

Eggy: "Eggy! It's Eggy!"

Jing Qichen's voice suddenly changed, as if from the extreme cold of winter to the rising sun of spring, gentle and amiable: "Eggy? What's wrong?"

"Hmm..." Eggy thought for a while, he was interrupted by Jing Qichen and forgot what he wanted to say.

Eggy thought hard, and finally thought of: "Uncle sleep with Eggy! Sleep with Eggy! Eat with Eggy!"

Jing Qichen was stunned for a moment, and finally he realized that Eggy was thinking about himself.

However, he was in the office, and his subordinates were waiting at the door, waiting for his instructions.

Jing Qichen's expression was very gentle, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he looked at the table: "Uncle will come to see you tonight. Uncle has something to do right now. Eggy, will you be obedient?"

"Be obedient! Eggy is obedient!"

"Good boy, Dandan is the most obedient child." Jing Qichen didn't hesitate to praise, and when Dandan coquettishly said a few words, Jing Qichen and Dandan said goodbye to each other. After the beeping sound, I hung up the phone.

Things always had to be dealt with, and Jing Qichen couldn't put it off.After all, his subordinates have followed him for many years.As a leader, he must take on responsibilities and obligations.

"Have you received a report?" Jing Qichen's eyes were so cold that the room seemed to be frozen. Everyone knew that the boss was in a bad mood, but they couldn't explain it.

Sometimes explanations are almost like sophistry.

In front of the big monster whose cultivation base is higher than his own, all the monsters are naked, there is no room for any disguise.

These reminded the strong and strong men to dare not speak, and finally a candidate was introduced. This man was not too thin, his chest was almost stuck to his back, his eyes were yellow and blue, and he usually wore colored contact lenses to disguise him. Today, it is estimated that It was too late, so I didn't wear it.

"I received a report. Now they are in the southwest direction, and the exact location has not been found out, but..." The man swallowed, not daring to continue.

Jing Qichen frowned: "Say."

"I heard that many people died all the way from the north to the south, and some little demons with a little cultivation were poached to the inner alchemy. The human office said that we mismanaged it. Let us submit a report and catch them. Then transfer it to them and let them handle it."

"Okay. You just gave the initiative to humans." Jing Qichen had a half-smile, and no one dared to answer.

They all claim to be big monsters, with less than thousands of years of cultivation and tens of thousands of years of cultivation, but in the end they gave such a big excuse to human beings, and they have to laugh at the big teeth of all monsters in the world.There is an agreement between demons and humans not to interfere with each other, but once a violation of order is found, the race to which the prisoner belongs will deal with it.

Jing Qichen knocked on the table, everyone held their breath.

"It's up to you to follow up and investigate this matter. I hope you can give me some good news this time. If you can't handle a fox that has been sealed by me for tens of thousands of years, don't come back to see me." Jing Qichen waved his hand, "Let's go, you don't want to get this month's bonus."

All the subordinates who were cautious at first were all crying at this moment.

Because of the long lifespan of monsters, most of these monsters have countless descendants, especially a red-eyed rabbit spirit, who has thousands of sons, and only five or six of them have transformed.There are even more grandchildren, and now there are tens of thousands younger.

He didn't dare to live in the city, and has been living in the country, renting a large piece of land to raise his children and grandchildren.

The monthly salary and bonus are just enough.

When they left Jing Qichen's office, Rabbit Spirit sat at his desk. The whole rabbit was not well. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't find a solution, so he covered his face and began to cry.

"What's the matter?" The enchanting woman came to Rabbit Jing with a slender waist, and handed him a napkin, "I didn't scold you, why are you crying?"

Rabbit spirit cried out snot bubbles, and said with a twitch: "My grandchildren and great-grandchildren are going to starve to death!"

The woman handed Rabbit Jing a few more pieces of paper, and then ran away quickly.

Can you do it without running?She has seen tens of thousands of ancestors who have tried the rabbit essence, the grass on the rented land has been gnawed bare, and now there is no grass growing.

Jing Qichen finished all the work, did Tai Chi with the leaders of several parties, and finally got off work before eight o'clock in the evening.

He actually didn't want to do this job either, it was in his nature to yearn for freedom.But as the number and strength of human beings become stronger and stronger, they have to choose to cooperate with humans.Avoid being devoured by the Dao of Heaven. After all, human beings are the darlings of Dao of Heaven, and these monsters can only be regarded as adoptive ones.

The eldest son who is not favored or picked up.

If they really quarreled with humans, it would be almost a breeze to suppress them, monsters who have lost a lot of spiritual power, with the power of a whole country.So what if a few people die?The most indispensable thing for human beings is probably people.

Jing Qichen went to the underground garage to drive, and now he couldn't wait to go back and have a look at Eggy, and meet that person by the way.

Thinking of this, Jing Qichen's pace became faster and faster.