Non-Human Egg Guide

At ten o'clock in the night, the community was still very lively, Yan Xu and Jing Qichen parked their bicycles at the gate of the community, Yan Xu locked the lock, changed the password, and left after careful inspection.Jing Qichen and Yan Xu walked back side by side, they didn't speak all the way, but strangely they didn't feel embarrassed.

"When are you free?" Jing Qichen asked suddenly in the corridor when the two were about to separate.

Yan Xu was stunned: "I'm free anytime."

Yan Xu does not have a fixed job, and his work is also very casual, without a specific working time and place.He was lucky, God rewarded him with this meal.It still takes a little bit of talent to do his job.

"I'll take you and Dandan to a private amusement park when I have time." After Jing Qichen said this, he realized that he had lost his mind, but once the words were said, there was no room for repentance, otherwise it would be too bad Be like a man.

Yan Xu thought of Dandan who had never been to an amusement park. Although he felt that he should politely refuse, he still nodded and said, "Thank you, Mr. Jing. It's better to hit the sun than to choose another day. Let's choose tomorrow."

It was a bit of a posture of pushing his nose and face, but fortunately Jing Qichen didn't care, he nodded, "I'll come to you at nine o'clock tomorrow morning."

Dandan, who was eavesdropping on the adult's speech in the backpack, was very excited, but still maintained the image of a good boy, and tried hard not to jump out of the backpack.

Eggy: Good!Eggy is going to the amusement park!Eggy wants to ride the roller coaster and the jumping machine!And a Ferris wheel!Eggy still wants to go to the haunted house!

Yan Xu and Jing Qichen said goodbye in the corridor, and Yan Xu returned to his house with his bag on his back.He turned on the light in the entrance and changed into his slippers.Eggy has jumped out of the bag, the backpack is not zippered, so Eggy can come out easily.Yan Xu also wanted to prevent Dandan from feeling depressed and imprisoned.

The house has been restored to its previous appearance, but the box where the piece of jade was placed was put away by Yan Xu.

The black box was placed alone on the top shelf of the storage room cabinet, although Yan Xu closed the storage room door, the darkness swallowed everything.

Eggy has obediently jumped to the bathroom at this time, waiting for Papa to wash Eggy!Use Eggy's favorite milk-flavored body wash.

The eggshell of the egg is smooth, and there is no visible stain except for a little bit of dust that is almost negligible.

After Yan Xu gently bathed and dried Eggy, he also took a bath for himself.

The hot water flowed all over Yan Xu's body, including his neck, his chest with a thin layer of muscle, the smooth mermaid line, and all the way down. He fiddled with his stuff, but found that he was not interested at all. .Yan Xu is a self-disciplined person. He solves his physical needs about ten days and a half a month, and he still uses manual transmission.

But today Yan Xu didn't feel anything at all. He casually wiped off the water on his body with a bath towel, dried his hair and returned to the room.

Eggy lay obediently on the bed, it was not asleep yet, waiting for Papa to tell him a bedtime story.

Yan Xu turned off the light in the bedroom and turned on the small lamp on the bedside table. His voice was soft and gentle: "Once upon a time there were three little pigs..."

Before saying two or three words, Dandan fell asleep, and Yan Xu coaxed Dandan to sleep countless times by relying on the first few words of the three little pigs.Eggy is easy to coax, it can't keep things going, even if there is an occasional quarrel, before Yan Xu can go over to coax it, it will forget it all by itself.

Although it was just an egg, and Yan Xu didn't know who the other father of Eggy was, and even once wanted to smash the egg and return to his normal life.But gradually, Yan Xu really regarded Dandan as an ordinary child, and gradually shouldered the responsibility of his father.

Yan Xu lay on the bed, Eggy arched into Paba's arms, Yan Xu turned off the lamp, and fell asleep with Eggy on his side.

Early the next morning, the genius was dimly lit. It was six o'clock in the morning, and Eggy had already woken up. It arched Baba's thigh, and found that Baba had no tendency to wake up at all.

Eggy: Eggy, go make breakfast for Papa!

Eggy, who has been taken care of by Papa, will also take care of Papa this time!

Eggy happily jumped to the kitchen, and used her smooth body to grind open the door of the refrigerator, luckily the fresh-keeping layer was underneath.

In short, Eggy took great pains to get the toast noodles on the table and put condensed milk on it.

Looking at his masterpiece, Dandan expressed his satisfaction—Dandan is super strong!

Dandan, who had prepared everything and planned to get Papa up to have a loving breakfast, suddenly found out...

Eggy and Eggy didn't put the toast on the plate... Looking at the table full of condensed milk and the toast that was not fluffy at all, Eggy was desperate.

Yan Xu woke up naturally, his biological clock was at 07:30 in the morning.Not one minute and one second wrong, very punctual, this biological clock has been maintained for several years.

When Yan Xu woke up, he found that Dandan was not in his arms, so he guessed that Dandan was playing in the living room.He put on his slippers sleepily and went to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth. After fully waking up, Yan Xu went to the kitchen. He usually had a boiled egg and a piece of toast in the morning.

However, before Yan Xu walked into the kitchen, he saw a suspicious milky white liquid everywhere on the dining table, which he could hardly look at directly.

There was something like a doughnut in the middle of the table, and the white liquid almost submerged the doughnut.

"Eggy?" Yan Xu called out.

Eggy jumped out from behind the kitchen door trembling.

Papa... Eggy didn't do it on purpose...

You must forgive Eggy, otherwise Eggy will cry for you...

Yan Xu sighed, looking at Eggy, who was covered in white goo, he already knew what it was, and guessed Eggy's intention: "Let's go, Dad will give you a bath."

Eggy quietly observed Papa's expression, and found that Papa was really not angry, and then happily ran to the bathroom.

Eggy is really the happiest Eggy in the world!

I have to make breakfast for Papa tomorrow!

Although Papa couldn't eat it in his mouth today, Papa must be very touched, maybe Papa is about to cry.Be sure to let Papa keep this touch!

Yan Xu, on the other hand, resigned himself to giving Dandan a bath, cleaned up the dining table and the kitchen, and was sweating from the heat, since he took a bath last night.Now it's time to take a bath again, and it's already [-]:[-] after Yan Xu and Eggy tidy up everything.

Yan Xu, who didn't even eat breakfast, could only go out with Eggy.

"Good morning." Jing Qichen happened to be locking the door, and Yan Xu was waiting at the elevator entrance with his backpack on his back.

"Good morning, Mr. Jing."

Today it was rare for Jing Qichen not to wear a suit, but a white short-sleeve, jeans, and a pair of sneakers.The hair has not been sprayed with hairspray, and the whole person looks ten years younger.

"Shall we drive today?" Yan Xu recalled the fear of being ruled by snails off-road.

Jing Qichen shook his head: "The number is limited today, let's go by subway or bus, and we have to transfer."

When the two walked into the elevator, Yan Xu suddenly asked, "Does the private amusement park belong to Mr. Jing?"

Jing Qichen shook his head: "I don't have that much money. It belongs to a friend. His son wanted to go to the amusement park when he was young, but his health didn't allow him, so he built one himself. It will be inspected and repaired every six months. Guaranteed. Fewer people and no queues. I spoke to him last night and he was happy to let us play for a day."

The subway station is just around the corner of the community. Today is a working day, and Yan Xu originally thought that there would not be many people after the rush hour.But he miscalculated - don't these people go to work at ten o'clock in the morning!Just go out at this point!

When going through the security check, because Yan Xu was carrying a backpack, she couldn't go through the no-bag passage, but fortunately, Dandan had special camouflage skills and was not swept out.

The two were waiting at the entrance of the subway. Two shifts had passed before, but neither of them could squeeze in.Yan Xu also had to protect his backpack to prevent his balls from being crushed. It was obvious that Yan Xu had forgotten how strong the egg shell was.

Now that the two are in the first two positions, the next class will definitely be able to squeeze in.

The subway slowly entered, Yan Xu grabbed his backpack tightly, and even Jing Qichen felt the pressure.

The subway staff started shouting: "Go inside! There's room inside! Don't crowd the door!"

Yan Xu and Jing Qichen were squeezed together with the flow of people. There was a big gap between them, but the staff grabbed a little sister: "There is still one more! Hurry up!"

The little sister was inspired by the staff, and her thin body exploded with enormous energy, forcing her to squeeze in.

Originally, Yan Xu, who still had a gap with Jing Qichen, held his balls tightly against Jing Qichen's arms.Although Yan Xu was 1.7 meters tall, Jing Qichen was 1.9 centimeters taller than him - Jing Qichen was a giant at [-] meters.

The subway was not running smoothly. Yan Xu was holding the bag in both hands, and he really couldn't free his hands to hold the pole.Almost fell down, but luckily Jing Qichen gave him a hand, Yan Xu heaved a sigh of relief: "Thank you."

Jing Qichen: "You're welcome."

Afterwards, Jing Qichen put his hands on Yan Xu's shoulders along the way, after all, it seemed a little wrong for two elders to support their waists.

"Let's eat something first when we get there." Jing Qichen didn't look at Yan Xu.

Yan Xu said bluntly: "Okay, I didn't eat in the morning, is there anything to eat over there?"

Jing Qichen thought for a while, he hadn't observed it before, so he could only say, "Go and have a look."

It's just that the two of them hadn't finished talking when the subway bumped suddenly, Yan Xu's center of gravity was unsteady, and Jing Qichen didn't help him.Yan Xu leaned straight on Jing Qichen's chest, Yan Xu's face was pressed against Jing Qichen's chest, this scene was full of indescribable pink breath.

Yan Xu stood up straight in embarrassment, looking for something to say: "Mr. Jing, you have really big chest muscles."

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It seems more embarrassing...