Non-Human Egg Guide

The trees in the forest are dense and tall, and they surround Yan Xu layer by layer. The trunks are straight to the sky, and the buds slowly poke out their heads from the arms of the dead branches, as if they are greeting people. The butterflies flap their wings, dancing like an elegant elf , The bees surround the hive on the tree, both noisy and silent.

With the equipment on his back, Yan Xu leaned down cautiously, and slowly adjusted the focus. The composition of the picture at this time was very good. The bee had just flown to the flower, and the butterfly was already flying lightly. The difference was only a moment—he captured this moment.

The butterfly's tentacles leaned slightly towards Yan Xu, and after a few seconds of pause, it flapped its wings again.

Yan Xu woke up with a start. At this moment, the bedroom window was wide open. He got out of bed and put on slippers, then went to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water, and the water dripped down his face into the sink.Yan Xu raised his head, and the face of a young man was reflected in the mirror, as usual, without any change.

The safe light in the darkroom was extremely dim, Yan Xu took out the photos that had been injected with the fixer, hung them up to dry, looked carefully at them under the dim light, and checked them one by one.

One of the photos captured the huge footprint, with three claws, like the footprints of a chicken, only magnified countless times.

Yan Xu thought it was someone's prank at first, but the more he looked at it now, the more he felt that there were no traces of artificial carving.

The other photos are nothing out of the ordinary, they are all beautiful natural scenery, bushes and blooming wildflowers, or some insects that accidentally entered the country.

"Crack!" There was the sound of ceramics breaking outside.

Yan Xu took off the gloves, opened the door carefully and went out. The sound came from the kitchen, and Yan Xu probably knew who made the sound.The door of the kitchen was not closed, there was no one in the room, and a warm breeze was blowing from the window. Yan Xu looked around and found the culprit behind the refrigerator.

Sighing, Yan Xu squatted down and said towards the refrigerator, "Come out."

The refrigerator shook.

"I won't talk about you." Yan Xu promised.

So the culprit hiding behind the refrigerator finally revealed his true face—it has a smooth head and a smooth body. Looking horizontally, vertically, left and right, it is an egg bigger than a human head. .

However, Yan Xu abruptly saw the emotions of being cautious, pitiful, and afraid of being scolded in this egg.

Eggy hopped up and down to rub against Yan Xu's trouser legs, and even jumped onto Yan Xu's shoes, clinging on to it. It remembered that when it was just born, Yan Xu wanted to smash its shell.This made Dandan terrified, so it behaved very well all the time, but today it wanted to take a bath by itself, and the bathroom was too slippery, so it ran to the kitchen and wanted to take a bath in the sink.

It's just that it didn't expect to break the plate, and Eggy was terrified, trembling on Yan Xu's feet.

Yan Xu sighed, and hugged Dan. He didn't know which was Dan's face and which was Dan's butt, so he could only hug Dan helplessly, and said to the top of Dan's head: "Next time, don't do it by yourself. , what if what you smashed was not the plate, but your eggshell?"

Dan was taken aback, as if he had only discovered such a possibility, he tried harder to get into Yan Xu's arms, and didn't stop until he felt safe.

Yan Xu put the egg on the bed in the room. He bought a house with one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, enough for him to live alone.Now that she has an extra egg, she can only sleep in the same bed with him.I made a nest for Dan in a cardboard box, and laid out soft old clothes and cotton. Unfortunately, Dan was not happy. The next morning, I saw Dan squeezed into the bed, next to my stomach, and seemed to be sleeping soundly.

"Dong dong dong" someone knocked on the door.

Yan Xu said to Eggy: "There are guests coming, don't come out."

Eggy shook her body, as if she was nodding.

Looking through the cat's eyes, standing at the door is a woman in her thirties, with red hair and a slightly protruding mandible, neither beautiful nor ugly.She was wearing a printed floral blouse and was holding a plate of biscuits topped with cream.

Yan Xu opened the door and smiled at the woman: "Sister-in-law Chen, I haven't finished eating the biscuits you gave me last time."

Mrs. Chen smiled. Her voice was very thin and high-pitched, but she said lightly: "Your Brother Chen wants to eat today. I have made a lot, so I will send you one."

She handed over the biscuit plate with a small fork on it, and Yan Xu took it over and thanked her.

"Do you have any plans for tonight? Your brother Chen asked if you would like to come to our house to finish the meal. The beef and potatoes I bought, and the tender corn you like to eat." Aunt Chen grabbed the corner of her clothes, she She is a restrained woman, so it is difficult to say such a long series of words.

Yan Xu nodded: "I have a bottle of Moutai here. Brother Chen became addicted to alcohol when he heard me say it last time. I'll take it with me later."

Mrs. Chen suddenly said, "By the way, the house across from you seems to have been sold. I heard that the head of the household will move in tomorrow, and we need another neighbor."

Yan Xu was stunned, and pretended to be relaxed and said: "I will get to know him in a few days, maybe he is a very good person."

Mrs. Chen's eyes darkened, and she said to Yan Xu, "Come at six, I'll pick up Xiaodun'er home at 05:30."

Yan Xu nodded. Brother Chen and Sister-in-law Chen moved in on the same floor as him. The two couples have a very good relationship. They have a six-year-old son who is in the first grade of elementary school.Brother Chen has a carefree personality and speaks very rudely.On the contrary, Mrs. Chen is a very gentle and reserved person with very complementary personalities.

Eggy Dandan is very honest when she is at home, she seems to know that her guardian is not there, and no one will help her when she is in danger.

"Eggy, please take care of the house." Yan Xu touched the top of Eggy's smooth head.

The decadent Dandan who knew that Papa was going out was happy again, bouncing up and down, as if answering Yan Xu's words.She spared no effort to express: Eggy is very good, and Eggy is very good at housekeeping.

Brother Chen is a strong man with strong muscles and a loud voice. After he drinks some wine, his voice seems to be able to deafen Yan Xu's ears, but there is one good thing - he never flirts with Yan Xu. With his shoulders on his back, he wouldn't say such things as deep feelings and a mouthful of boredom. He can drink it himself and be very happy.

Xiao Duner is a little fat man, raised by his parents, he is white and fat, but he always wears a little yellow hat, and he doesn't take it off when he comes home.Xiao Dun'er knew Yan Xu very well, so he called Uncle Yan politely, and was taken by his mother to the bathroom to wash his hands and prepare for dinner.

In the evening, I ate beef with potatoes, a plate of cold beef offal and double pepper corn. There are not many dishes, but the portion is very large.Yan Xu's face turned red after Erliang's drink, and he waved at Brother Chen: "I can't do it, I'm a little dizzy, and I'll get drunk if I drink any more."

Brother Chen laughed loudly: "It's not necessary for a man to drink too much. When I was running business outside, I had to drink five rounds of beer every day. I poured white and red beer into my stomach in a mess. At the beginning, I vomited every day. Now it's fine. I don’t feel well if I don’t drink for a day.”

"I really can't, I can't touch wine." This bottle of Moutai was given to him by the editor of the magazine last year during the Chinese New Year.

"Xiaoyan doesn't hold a lot of alcohol. You should drink less. I'll serve sour plum soup to relieve the hangover." Mrs. Chen brought the food with a smile. The coriander was picked aside, only the meat was eaten, and the potatoes were not touched, and the corn was not even touched with a chopstick.

"I heard that the new neighbor is a man." Brother Chen began to gossip with Yan Xu, "I heard from them that the newcomer is a big boss and rich. I don't know how he came to live in our community, the big boss, No matter what, I have to live in a two-story villa and drive a fuel-intensive sports car. That guy, stepping on the gas pedal, is so cool. If I have money..."

Xiao Dun'er and Yan Xu looked at him together.

Brother Chen scratched the back of his head and said with a naive smile, "I'll still live here. The gold and silver nests are not as good as my own doghouse."

"What did Old Chen tell you again?" Mrs. Chen came out with sour plum soup, and put the sour plum soup on the table in front of Yan Xu. Yan Xu thanked her, and she waved her hand: "It's nothing."

After eating and drinking enough, there was still half a bottle of Moutai left, and I left it for Brother Chen, who was happy to give Brother Chen, and shouted three times as a good brother.

Yan Xu returned home smelling of alcohol, and after searching for a long time, he couldn't find the key. His key was not tied with a rope, so it was not easy to find, it was a small one.Yan Xu really didn't know how to drink, so he leaned against the door to rest for a while, Yan Xu's mind was in a daze, and he heard movement inside the door.The movement is getting bigger and bigger.

Yan Xu heard the muffled sound of something heavy falling to the ground.

Yan Xu's wine sobered up in an instant, there was only one egg in the house, and the kitchen window was ignored, Yan Xu still only lived on the fifth floor.If a thief comes in and sees Eggy, why not treat Eggy as a monster and smash it to pieces?The more Yan Xu thought about it, the more anxious he was, he turned out his trouser bag to look for it, and finally found the little key.

As soon as he opened the door, Yan Xu saw Eggy rolling on the carpet in the entrance, motionless.Yan Xu picked up Dandan, checked it up and down, and found that there was a small crack at the bottom of Dandan's eggshell, which was so small that it couldn't be seen without looking carefully.

Then Yan Xu hugged Dandan who seemed to have "fainted" and began to check the doors and windows of the house, and found that there was no sign of anyone breaking in.Yan Xu breathed a sigh of relief, and became more and more puzzled about how Dandan became like this, and what happened to the muffled sound he heard at the door.

It wasn't until Eggy woke up and sat up from the bed that Yan Xu finally understood what was going on.

Eggy went to the porch to demonstrate what just happened, it jumped straight up, then fell down again, and so on.

Yan Xu didn't understand what Eggy was going to do, he looked at Eggy in a daze until Eggy got tired and jumped back into Yan Xu's arms.Eggy also gently hit Yan Xu's chest with the top of her head, which was a little bit sharper than her butt.

Then Yan Xu understood what Dandan meant—Dandan thought that Baba was locked out of the door, it heard Baba's footsteps, and wanted to open the door for Baba, but it had no hands or legs, so it could only jump up, I want to use my body to press the doorknob down.It's a pity that it was too slippery, I didn't press it down, and I fell "dizzy" myself.

In the end, Yan Xu put a band-aid on Dandan's butt, but he didn't know if it would be useful. Yan Xu looked at the band-aid on Dandan's naked body and thought it was a bit fun, but he still seriously told him: "Dangan will be in the future. Don't do this, don't do dangerous things, don't go to high places, or Papa will worry."

Eggy waved her body to show that she understood.

Yan Xu sighed, Eggy behaved very well, but sometimes it was not easy to worry about.

At this time there was a knock on the door, Yan Xu put Eggy under the bed again, looked through the cat's eyes first, and found that it was an adult man in a suit and leather shoes, this man was wearing a tie, and his hair was combed back. , meticulous.

However, the facial features are very good. Yan Xu feels that this person is like someone who came out of an ink painting, with flying eyebrows, Danfeng eyes are cold and affectionate, nose bridge is high, and lips are as thin as a knife edge. It is in line with traditional aesthetics and full of charm. exotic.

Yan Xu opened the door. When facing strangers, Yan Xu is always nervous. He is not good at dealing with people, and is more suitable for working alone in deep mountains and old forests. He didn't speak, waiting for the stranger to speak first.

"I'm new here." The man looked down at his watch, as if he was in a hurry, "I live across from you. My water heater is broken. The family next door said they could ask you for help."

"I just came back after a busy day. I want to take a shower." The man looked into Yan Xu's eyes, wondering if Yan Xu had listened to his words. Seeing that Yan Xu didn't speak, the man handed over the key in his hand In the past, he said, "It's troublesome, I can treat you to dinner after I'm done, or give you money directly, it's fine."

Yan Xu was stunned, and he waved his hand: "You wash it here, I will go over to show you first. My name is Yan Xu, and I have lived here for three years."

Only then did the man come to his senses, he smiled: "My name is Jing Qichen, and I will be my neighbor from now on, please help me."