You are the uncle!

Jiang Xiqiao's terrified shout came from the living room, and Yin Tingwan ran to the living room without even his eyes getting used to the darkness.

"what happened?"

Yin Tingwan, who had just arrived at the sofa, was about to accept Jiang Xiqiao's embrace!He was fixed by Jiang Xiqiao's white eyes: "What are you doing here?"

"No, didn't you call me just now?"

"What are you talking about, the woman on TV just now went to hell, I'll help her shout!"

Yin Tingwan, who was scared to death by his own brain hole, hugged him tightly in his arms, pretending to want spiritual compensation.

In order to prolong the hugging time for a while, Yin Tingwan began to think of Yao Mozi to distract Jiang Xiqiao's attention.

But if you want to distract Jiang Xiqiao's attention, there is no better way than teasing him, so I reached out and touched him, and said maliciously: "Oh, if you didn't hold me , I didn’t realize it, it turns out—you also have pectoral muscles!”

Jiang Xiqiao, who was still struggling, was indeed attracted by his move. His expression could not be seen clearly in the dark, and he could only hear him replying faintly: "Are you a dick?"

After being bullied, Yin Tingwan not only didn't shut up, but went on the rogue: "Is there any, you haven't counted in your mind yet? If you don't believe it, touch it to confirm?"

"Fuck your uncle!"

The next morning, as soon as the two of them left the community, they ran into Zhang Siyong, greeted each other, and started chatting casually.

"Hey, today is Valentine's Day, I reckon that the girls at school are going to make trouble again."

Jiang Xiqiao didn't take Zhang Siyong's words at ease: "What could be a big problem? Anyway, the teacher is still in charge!"

Probably because the college entrance examination is approaching, I am afraid that some good students will "stumble" at this last moment. Jiao Feng, the group leader of the third year of senior high school, has been staring at people, especially the three of them. It is no exaggeration to say that , that is, how many times they went to the toilet a day, Jiao Feng probably counted them.

Under such a situation of intense marking, those girls who were even interested in them could only die down.

At noon, I still went to the cafeteria to eat. Zhang Siyong ordered a few fried dishes at the outer window, and then went back to the ordinary window to get three dishes of side dishes and rice.

He took too many side dishes and forgot to take the plate, and he couldn't spare his hands to get the rice, so he turned around and saw that Yin Tingwan only had a bowl of rice in his hand, so he asked for help: "Tingzi, help me get a few plates of side dishes! "

Unexpectedly, Yin Tingwan just glanced at him lightly, and said unceremoniously: "You have no legs? Another run will exhaust you to death?"

There were a crowd of people watching, and it was really ugly to quarrel in public, so Zhang Siyong had to bear it, and gave Yin Tingwan a stare, picked up two dishes and walked towards the table where Jiang Xiqiao was sitting.

After Zhang Siyong ran away and took all the side dishes back to the table, the Xiaochao window over there also started calling their numbers.

Just as Zhang Siyong wanted to get up to get it, Jiang Xiqiao held him down: "I'll go!"

After Jiang Xiqiao finished speaking, he got up and walked towards the small fried window. Before he reached the small fried window, he was followed by a little tail named Yin.

Adhering to the principle of not wasting, Zhang Siyong only ordered three stir-fried dishes, two meat and one vegetarian. Jiang Xiqiao just reached out to pick up the dishes on the plate, when three pairs of chopsticks were stuffed into his hand, along with Yin who squeezed over. Pavilion late.

He stretched out his hand and put the three dishes on the pile of dishes, turned around and greeted Jiang Xiqiao: "Let's go!"

Zhang Siyong, who was sitting on the stool waiting for the food, looked at the two people who came back, and secretly despised him: Tsk!It’s really good dog food!

Under Zhang Siyong's scorching gaze, Yin Shuangbiao Pavilion showed no sign of embarrassment at all, as if he was not the one who would die if he made an extra trip just now.

The food in the school cafeteria was not oily, and the three of them were hungry in the middle of the afternoon. Before the self-study class started, the three of them discussed it and planned to go over the wall and buy a few candied biscuits to pad their stomachs.

Zhang Siyong is not familiar with this job, and the last people to go were only Yin Tingwan and Jiang Xiqiao. They went to the place they usually dug out, only to find that the part of the wall actually raised the height of the school, not to mention stepping on the vacancy. It's hard to get out even if you step on someone.

"What should we do now?" Jiang Xiqiao looked at the high wall, turned his head and asked Yin Tingwan.

In fact, according to Yin Tingwan's skills, although this thing is a bit difficult for him, he can still get it out by gritting his teeth, no...

He looked at the appearance of Jiang Xiqiao's small arms and legs, and quickly gave up the idea of ​​turning over here: "Alright, let's change to another place!"

After speaking, he turned around and walked along the fence. Jiang Xiqiao followed him silently and began to stroll around the campus. The two of them walked around the campus and finally found a section of unraised road behind the boiler room. fence.

Although it has not been raised, the height of the fence is still over two meters. Yin Tingwan was worried that the Jiangxi Bridge would not be able to climb over. Who knew that when he reached the corner, he took a few steps back and made a run-up, and he had already climbed over the top of the wall.

Seeing that he had already gone up, Yin Tingwan no longer shy away, and followed him up the wall.

The moment he started running, Jiang Xiqiao, who was crouching on the wall over there, had already waved his hands to him, but Yin Tingwan moved too fast, so he didn't have time to see the signal Jiang Xiqiao gave him, and it was too late when he climbed over the wall .

Zhang Siyong, who had been waiting for a long time, failed to wait for the fire of sugar. Instead, he waited for two friends who came back empty-handed before the last class.

"Hey, let me tell you, are you two so inhumane?" Zhang Siyong looked at the two empty-handed people in front of him: "I just didn't go together, it's fine for you two to finish eating outside, and you're not even a bit of scum." Leave it to me?"

"Brother, we can stand in front of you intact now, so we should thank God for his face, okay? Are you still expecting sugar fire here?"

"Isn't it? It's just buying a candy fire. As for talking about it so seriously?"

"That's because you didn't know what happened just now!"

"Just now? What happened just now?"

Yin Tingwan vividly talked about what happened just now.

It turned out that as soon as the two of them climbed up the wall, they found that there was a bank behind the wall, and a cash transport truck was parked under the wall. Probably because they heard movement on the wall, the two cash transporters aimed at the wall almost immediately. The gun was raised.

"What are you doing!"

Seeing that they would be misunderstood as robbers if they kept silent, the two people squatting on the wall immediately waved their hands and explained: "Don't shoot, it's all a misunderstanding, we are students, and we plan to go over the wall to buy a candy fire coming!"

Unexpectedly, the two cash transporters didn't buy anything, they still pointed their guns at them and shouted: "Jump back, or we will be rude!"

Yin Tingwan wanted to ask when they would finish their work, but was held back by Jiang Xiqiao with a wink, and the two turned around to jump into the school, when they saw He Xiaogui standing behind them, looking at them with satisfaction .

The result is naturally self-evident. The two of them were taken to the Academic Affairs Office by He Xiaogui, and they listened to the school discipline and school rules, eight honors and eight shame for half a class. Listen to the buzzing sound in the Academic Affairs Office.

After class the next day, Zhang Siyong pulled Jiang Xiqiao to a corner of the teaching building and asked, "Where did you two go last night? I went to the apartment and there was no one there."

Jiang Xiqiao yawned, and replied with a sleepy face: "Where else can I go? The hospital!"

Hospital?

Hearing the sensitive words, Zhang Siyong's brain was wide open, pointing to Jiang Xiqiao and said in disbelief: "Isn't it? How long have you two been talking? It's just...that?"

Because he was afraid that walls have ears, he replaced the two words □□ with that.

"That? What that?" Jiang Xiqiao was confused, expressing that he didn't understand what Zhang Siyong said.

Zhang Siyong looked around to make sure there was no one there, so he whispered in Jiang Xiqiao's ear, "Just makelove!"

"Of course not!"

Jiang Xiqiao's ears were reddened by the words in his words, and he explained like a furry cat: "I went to the hospital with him to see my grandma, what is going on in your mind all day long? ?”

"That's okay!" Zhang Siyong, who got an affirmative answer, was relieved, and then remembered another question. He bumped Jiang Xiqiao's arm with his hand, and asked suspiciously: "Hey, wasn't it Valentine's Day yesterday? You and ...There is no program?"

When he mentioned this, Jiang Xiqiao pouted, shook his head and denied, "No."

As he spoke, he asked Zhang Siyong something that he had always been puzzled by: "You...you obviously liked women before, why did you suddenly fall in love with me?"

"Do you... like your type?"

Hearing Zhang Siyong's words, Jiang Xiqiao rolled his eyes: "If it were, I wouldn't be thinking about it like I am now! You haven't seen his ex-girlfriend, from looks to personality, she's a complete little wild cat, how do you think it's the same as that of a wild cat?" I'm not even alike?"

"Then why don't you ask him?"

"You think I don't want to?" Jiang Xiqiao said gloomily, "When I was chatting with Gao Yanfei before, I made insinuations, and I didn't know what was going on with that guy. Whenever I asked him about other things, he knew everything. Yes, but when it comes to this issue, like the clam shell that shuts its mouth tightly, it refuses to say a word."

"What about Li Jiangyuan?"

Zhang Siyong helped analyze and said: "He should have a good impression of you. I remember that when we met last time, didn't he make gifts for you and Tingzi himself?"

It's okay if he doesn't say anything, but Jiang Xiqiao sighed even more when he talked about it: "I've already asked! That guy is not a fuel-efficient lamp, the last time I told him about this, people just go around in circles with me, By the end of the chat, I was completely confused!"

"If you want me to say, why do you think so much?"

Zhang Siyong persuaded persuasively: "If he wants to tell you, he will tell you clearly sooner or later, you! Don't be in the midst of blessings and not know your blessings. When someone is distressed, your tears are tears, otherwise, they just have a salty taste." If you are being cared for, acting like a spoiled child is acting like a spoiled child, otherwise you will die!"

"What do you know?" Jiang Xiqiao was a little annoyed, he didn't have to make this problem clear, he just couldn't figure it out by himself, so he wanted to ask Zhang Siyong to analyze it for him.

"Yes, I don't understand. All I know is that dying is a skill. If you do it well, you will destroy others. If you do it poorly, you will kill yourself!"

Zhang Siyong patted him on the shoulder, and advised: "Since we all know that we are going to lose out, why not let nature take its course?"

Without an answer, Jiang Xiqiao had no choice but to give up: "Forget it, I'll ask him personally if I have a chance!"

"Hey, the next session is English class, the gossip king said Miejue Shitai seems to be doing a quiz?"

"Really... Jiang Xiqiao shook his head, sighed helplessly and said: "The mood of last class is heavier than his mother's grave! "

Zhang Siyong smiled and deliberately teased him: "People are not afraid of scumbags, what are you afraid of, a top student? Haven't you heard of it? The farthest distance in the world is when the teacher is talking about Chapter 4, and the top student is in front of you." Read Chapter 8, and the scumbag is still reading the catalog?"

"Fuck you uncle!"

The two of them hooked their shoulders and walked back to the classroom happily.

The author has something to say: Xueba drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge

Learning scum feeds sharks in the ocean of knowledge

考前

Xueba: check for omissions and fill in vacancies

Scumbag: Nuwa Mending the Sky

Types of review questions

Xueba: know, super class

Scumbag: No, seems to be, I don’t know if it will