You are the uncle!
Chapter 29
"No, I brought you a Coke!"
Jiang Xiqiao put the coke at room temperature on Yin Ting's evening table, and returned to his seat with his canned coffee.
As soon as he sat down, he found that the box he had put in the table hole before was gone. When he saw the biscuit residue in the gap between the books on the table, he knew what was going on.
He reached out and patted the person in front: "Have you seen the box in the hole in my table?"
"What box? I didn't see it!"
Jiang Xiqiao saw him talking nonsense with his eyes open, and thought it was funny, and for some reason, he wanted to tease him.
He sighed and said: "Oh, I was thinking of asking someone to return the things to her later, and to tell her clearly that I didn't mean that. Since I lost it, I can only go and say sorry to her in person. .”
He said with emotion on purpose: "It's really strange? I didn't lose my wallet and mobile phone, but I lost a box of biscuits. Could it be that this 'thief' was reincarnated as a starving ghost?"
Over there, Jiang Xiqiao was still sighing, while Yin Ting Wan was so regretful that his intestines were turning green.
Let you be a jerk, why do you say you are free to eat that box of biscuits?
Are you okay now?Also create opportunities for people.
Zhang Siyong watched coldly from the side, and as soon as Jiang Xiqiao left, he immediately activated his taunting skills: "Some people! They look smart, but in reality? The old saying is true, zombies open your brain Disappointed and left, but the passing dung beetle's eyes lit up."
Yin Tingwan was reluctant to run on Jiang Xiqiao, but it didn't mean he was also reluctant to run on Zhang Siyong: "You know, why do I train muscles? Apart from being in good shape."
Zhang Siyong leaned on Jiang Xiqiao's table, and replied blankly: "I'm really sorry, I really can't answer this question, because I think for you, the only reason you said is the only one! "
Yin Tingwan kicked the stool aside, stood up and crossed his arms and looked at Zhang Siyong, and said with a threatening smile, "Of course——to reason with confidence and stupidity!"
Zhang Siyong sneered, and said no less than tit-for-tat: "I don't want to quarrel with idiots."
Yin Tingwan showed a smug smile, raised his chin and said, "But I want to!"
Zhang Siyong glanced out the window and saw that Jiang Xiqiao was almost at the door of the classroom, so he could only say bitterly: "You wait for me!"
When Jiang Xiqiao returned to his seat, he found that Yin Tingwan had regained his lively appearance, just in time for the class bell to ring, so he could only suppress the doubts in his heart.
This class is a physics class. The physics teacher Li Li is a very humorous person, but at the same time he is also the teacher who hates students distracted in class.
Li Li at the top was spitting and talking about the sample questions on the monthly exam paper, while Yin Tingwan at the bottom straightened up and leaned against the Jiangxi Bridge table, tilting his head slightly and asking in a low voice: "Oh, the teacher's lectures are so boring! "
However, there was no answer for a while, and he bumped the table again: "Are you distracted?"
Finally came a response from behind: "What did you say?"
Yin Tingwan repeated the question again: "I said the teacher was so boring, did you lose your mind just now?"
Jiang Xiqiao rubbed his eyes, and replied calmly with a red mark on the left side of his face: "I don't know, I just woke up."
"......."
They chatted happily, and even took the teacher to look here more often, so there was a high probability that someone would be unlucky under the scanning range.
"Wang Xiaoyu!"
"To!"
Bagua Wang, who was distracted, was shocked and stood up quickly.
Li Li pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, pointed to the sample question on the blackboard and asked: "Assuming other conditions remain unchanged and the temperature rises by 10°C, what will happen to the pressure in the container when the gas in the container returns to a state of equilibrium?" Variety?"
The gossip king, who was not good at physics, groaned and groaned for a long time, but finally his face turned red and he couldn't give an answer.
Li Li didn't scold him, first let him sit down, then looked around in the classroom, and then said slowly: "I hope everyone can understand one thing, you go to school, you learn it for yourself. Today I can let you go, tomorrow I can let you go, and the day after tomorrow I can let you go, but please remember, I am a teacher, not a horse.”
Many distracted students below were embarrassed by what was said, and quickly withdrew their divergent thinking and listened attentively.
The third and fourth quarters in the afternoon were self-study classes. Jiao Feng gave the chemistry class representative the exercise book with the questions written, and asked him to copy the blackboard as today's chemistry homework.
However, the plan failed to catch up with the changes. As soon as the chemistry class representative entered the classroom, Jiao Feng rushed over there, saying that something happened to the chemistry class representative's family, and told him to go home now.
As soon as he left, no one copied the chemistry homework. Jiao Feng looked around, and finally stopped Jiang Xiqiao who had just returned from the toilet.
"Jiang Xiqiao, Chang Ningbo's family has something to ask for leave. Can you copy today's chemistry homework?"
Jiang Xiqiao paused, looked at her in surprise, and finally took the exercise book and nodded: "Okay, Teacher Jiao."
Yin Tingwan followed behind him, and when Jiao Feng left, he grabbed the exercise book: "Sit down! I'll copy it for you."
Jiang Xiqiao didn't agree, and reached out to take back the exercise book: "I'll do it myself! If you want to copy it, I'm afraid you won't be able to finish it after school!"
Yin Tingwan originally wanted to refute, but then he thought about his writing speed on the blackboard, which was comparable to that of a turtle, and finally gave up.
For the first time, Zhang Siyong, who had been watching from the side, didn't have a poisonous tongue, but said to Yin Tingwan with a proud face: "Stay honestly and see how Xiaohe can do magic tricks for you!"
Yin Tingwan thought he was joking with him, so he gave him an annoyed look.
Is brother the one who wants to show off?
Brother, you are worried that my Xiaohe will be tired, okay?
However, the facts proved that although Zhang Siyong was very venomous, he never lied.
The class bell rang, and Jiang Xiqiao walked to the podium empty-handed.
Yin Ting quickly stopped him when he saw him, and handed over the exercise book on his desk: "I forgot the book!"
Jiang Xiqiao just glanced at it, then waved his hand and said, "No, I've remembered it all."
After speaking, he lifted his feet and left. He went to the podium and chose a piece of chalk from the chalk box, and then began to write on the blackboard just like dictation.
Everyone in Class [-] was dumbfounded, and Yin Tingwan was no exception.When they came back to their senses, Jiang Xiqiao's first exercise was almost finished.
The students at the bottom hurriedly took out their homework books and copied them, but to their surprise, their writing speed in the notebooks was far behind Jiang Xiqiao, and Yin Tingwan almost stared straight at it.
You said that if he just writes fast, it won't make people feel strange, but if he can write in a state of full dictation, he can still write with the speed of cursive script and the effect of regular script, then it is really awesome.
The key is that herringbone is very beautifully written!
Yin Ting never learned brush calligraphy, and only practiced Teacher Pang's hard-tipped copybook for two days when he was a child. He only thought Jiang Xiqiao's calligraphy was beautiful, but he didn't know what kind of font it was.
It was Zhang Siyong who was next to him who solved his confusion: "Tsk, I just like Xiaohe's running script. It roams the clouds and surprises the dragon, and it is delicate and tall. It is pleasing to the eye."
He said with emotion: "At the beginning, Old Man Tian wanted him to change to regular script. Fortunately, Xiaohe didn't listen to him."
Yin Tingwan was solving the problem while thinking: Although he doesn't know who the old man Tian is in his mouth, but from the meaning of this, Xiao He should have practiced brush calligraphy when he was a child, and at the end he boasted happily in his heart , no wonder it is so well written!
The two people here are still sighing!I have copied all the exercises from Jiangxi Bridge over there.
Yin Tingwan watched him get off the podium, and passed by his seat, still thinking in his mind: Xiao He looks good when he walks, and he saw an extra hand on his homework book.
"This question is wrong. The answer should be 0.8mol. Iron reacts with □□ to form trivalent iron. The answer to the bivalent iron written in your equation is definitely wrong."
Yin Tingwan calculated silently in his heart, and found that it was the same as what Jiang Xiqiao said: "You didn't even do the questions, how do you know I made a mistake?"
Zhang Siyong on the side interjected: "If I were you, I would immediately change the answer. You still need to do calculations to know the answer. As long as Ren Xiaohe reads the questions, the answer will already be calculated."
"Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm not a computer, how can I know the answer after reading the questions?"
Although Jiang Xiqiao said so, when he was doing his homework, Yin Tingwan understood that Zhang Siyong was not talking nonsense.
Because he didn't need to stop and calculate for a single question, he started writing the steps and answers almost immediately after copying the questions.
Seeing this, Yin Tingwan sweated silently in his heart: Fortunately, I stopped quickly!With this IQ, if I really want to do it, I'm afraid there won't even be a bone left.
When school was over in the afternoon, a person Yin Tingwan absolutely didn't want to see came again.
"Brother Tingwan, this weekend's movie theater is going to show Journey to Nanshan. It is said to be very good. I bought two tickets. It just so happens that my friend doesn't have time to go, so...you want to go with me?"
Tang Xinyi blushed and handed the movie ticket to Yin Tingwan, looking at him affectionately.
Yin Ting Wan had no expression on his face, but in fact he was very irritable in his heart.
Since the last time they were closely watched by the two of them, Yin Tingwan specifically asked someone to make it clear that he didn't mean that to her, and hoped that everyone could 'meet each other'.
From that day on, the two of them stopped for a while, and he thought that his words had worked.
Unexpectedly, people still belong to the honey badger, and they will not let go when they bite, which is called indomitable.
Yin Tingwan was in a bad mood, so naturally he didn't have any feelings of pity, so he directly refused: "I don't want to go!"
"Is it the wrong time? How about next Sunday?"
Tang Xinyi was not easy to dismiss either. Ji Yuanyuan gave up, but it didn't mean she gave up too.
"It's not a matter of time."
As soon as Yin Tingwan finished speaking, Jiang Xiqiao came out of the classroom talking and laughing with Zhang Siyong. He became even more anxious and hurriedly shouted: "...Xiqiao, this way!"
Jiang Xiqiao glanced at them, and originally wanted to leave directly, but seeing the pleading in Yin Tingwan's eyes, he walked over here somehow.
"Aren't you going?"
Jiang Xiqiao didn't seem to see Tang Xinyi, and asked Yin Tingwan directly.
Yin Tingwan was just about to nod his head and say to leave, when Tang Xinyi complained dissatisfiedly from the side: "Brother! Do you know what politeness is? You really don't wink!"
After speaking, he secretly gave Jiang Xiqiao a supercilious look.
Being provoked like this, Jiang Xiqiao didn't even look at her, but instead turned his gaze to Yin Tingwan who was on the sidelines.
Jiang Xiqiao put the coke at room temperature on Yin Ting's evening table, and returned to his seat with his canned coffee.
As soon as he sat down, he found that the box he had put in the table hole before was gone. When he saw the biscuit residue in the gap between the books on the table, he knew what was going on.
He reached out and patted the person in front: "Have you seen the box in the hole in my table?"
"What box? I didn't see it!"
Jiang Xiqiao saw him talking nonsense with his eyes open, and thought it was funny, and for some reason, he wanted to tease him.
He sighed and said: "Oh, I was thinking of asking someone to return the things to her later, and to tell her clearly that I didn't mean that. Since I lost it, I can only go and say sorry to her in person. .”
He said with emotion on purpose: "It's really strange? I didn't lose my wallet and mobile phone, but I lost a box of biscuits. Could it be that this 'thief' was reincarnated as a starving ghost?"
Over there, Jiang Xiqiao was still sighing, while Yin Ting Wan was so regretful that his intestines were turning green.
Let you be a jerk, why do you say you are free to eat that box of biscuits?
Are you okay now?Also create opportunities for people.
Zhang Siyong watched coldly from the side, and as soon as Jiang Xiqiao left, he immediately activated his taunting skills: "Some people! They look smart, but in reality? The old saying is true, zombies open your brain Disappointed and left, but the passing dung beetle's eyes lit up."
Yin Tingwan was reluctant to run on Jiang Xiqiao, but it didn't mean he was also reluctant to run on Zhang Siyong: "You know, why do I train muscles? Apart from being in good shape."
Zhang Siyong leaned on Jiang Xiqiao's table, and replied blankly: "I'm really sorry, I really can't answer this question, because I think for you, the only reason you said is the only one! "
Yin Tingwan kicked the stool aside, stood up and crossed his arms and looked at Zhang Siyong, and said with a threatening smile, "Of course——to reason with confidence and stupidity!"
Zhang Siyong sneered, and said no less than tit-for-tat: "I don't want to quarrel with idiots."
Yin Tingwan showed a smug smile, raised his chin and said, "But I want to!"
Zhang Siyong glanced out the window and saw that Jiang Xiqiao was almost at the door of the classroom, so he could only say bitterly: "You wait for me!"
When Jiang Xiqiao returned to his seat, he found that Yin Tingwan had regained his lively appearance, just in time for the class bell to ring, so he could only suppress the doubts in his heart.
This class is a physics class. The physics teacher Li Li is a very humorous person, but at the same time he is also the teacher who hates students distracted in class.
Li Li at the top was spitting and talking about the sample questions on the monthly exam paper, while Yin Tingwan at the bottom straightened up and leaned against the Jiangxi Bridge table, tilting his head slightly and asking in a low voice: "Oh, the teacher's lectures are so boring! "
However, there was no answer for a while, and he bumped the table again: "Are you distracted?"
Finally came a response from behind: "What did you say?"
Yin Tingwan repeated the question again: "I said the teacher was so boring, did you lose your mind just now?"
Jiang Xiqiao rubbed his eyes, and replied calmly with a red mark on the left side of his face: "I don't know, I just woke up."
"......."
They chatted happily, and even took the teacher to look here more often, so there was a high probability that someone would be unlucky under the scanning range.
"Wang Xiaoyu!"
"To!"
Bagua Wang, who was distracted, was shocked and stood up quickly.
Li Li pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, pointed to the sample question on the blackboard and asked: "Assuming other conditions remain unchanged and the temperature rises by 10°C, what will happen to the pressure in the container when the gas in the container returns to a state of equilibrium?" Variety?"
The gossip king, who was not good at physics, groaned and groaned for a long time, but finally his face turned red and he couldn't give an answer.
Li Li didn't scold him, first let him sit down, then looked around in the classroom, and then said slowly: "I hope everyone can understand one thing, you go to school, you learn it for yourself. Today I can let you go, tomorrow I can let you go, and the day after tomorrow I can let you go, but please remember, I am a teacher, not a horse.”
Many distracted students below were embarrassed by what was said, and quickly withdrew their divergent thinking and listened attentively.
The third and fourth quarters in the afternoon were self-study classes. Jiao Feng gave the chemistry class representative the exercise book with the questions written, and asked him to copy the blackboard as today's chemistry homework.
However, the plan failed to catch up with the changes. As soon as the chemistry class representative entered the classroom, Jiao Feng rushed over there, saying that something happened to the chemistry class representative's family, and told him to go home now.
As soon as he left, no one copied the chemistry homework. Jiao Feng looked around, and finally stopped Jiang Xiqiao who had just returned from the toilet.
"Jiang Xiqiao, Chang Ningbo's family has something to ask for leave. Can you copy today's chemistry homework?"
Jiang Xiqiao paused, looked at her in surprise, and finally took the exercise book and nodded: "Okay, Teacher Jiao."
Yin Tingwan followed behind him, and when Jiao Feng left, he grabbed the exercise book: "Sit down! I'll copy it for you."
Jiang Xiqiao didn't agree, and reached out to take back the exercise book: "I'll do it myself! If you want to copy it, I'm afraid you won't be able to finish it after school!"
Yin Tingwan originally wanted to refute, but then he thought about his writing speed on the blackboard, which was comparable to that of a turtle, and finally gave up.
For the first time, Zhang Siyong, who had been watching from the side, didn't have a poisonous tongue, but said to Yin Tingwan with a proud face: "Stay honestly and see how Xiaohe can do magic tricks for you!"
Yin Tingwan thought he was joking with him, so he gave him an annoyed look.
Is brother the one who wants to show off?
Brother, you are worried that my Xiaohe will be tired, okay?
However, the facts proved that although Zhang Siyong was very venomous, he never lied.
The class bell rang, and Jiang Xiqiao walked to the podium empty-handed.
Yin Ting quickly stopped him when he saw him, and handed over the exercise book on his desk: "I forgot the book!"
Jiang Xiqiao just glanced at it, then waved his hand and said, "No, I've remembered it all."
After speaking, he lifted his feet and left. He went to the podium and chose a piece of chalk from the chalk box, and then began to write on the blackboard just like dictation.
Everyone in Class [-] was dumbfounded, and Yin Tingwan was no exception.When they came back to their senses, Jiang Xiqiao's first exercise was almost finished.
The students at the bottom hurriedly took out their homework books and copied them, but to their surprise, their writing speed in the notebooks was far behind Jiang Xiqiao, and Yin Tingwan almost stared straight at it.
You said that if he just writes fast, it won't make people feel strange, but if he can write in a state of full dictation, he can still write with the speed of cursive script and the effect of regular script, then it is really awesome.
The key is that herringbone is very beautifully written!
Yin Ting never learned brush calligraphy, and only practiced Teacher Pang's hard-tipped copybook for two days when he was a child. He only thought Jiang Xiqiao's calligraphy was beautiful, but he didn't know what kind of font it was.
It was Zhang Siyong who was next to him who solved his confusion: "Tsk, I just like Xiaohe's running script. It roams the clouds and surprises the dragon, and it is delicate and tall. It is pleasing to the eye."
He said with emotion: "At the beginning, Old Man Tian wanted him to change to regular script. Fortunately, Xiaohe didn't listen to him."
Yin Tingwan was solving the problem while thinking: Although he doesn't know who the old man Tian is in his mouth, but from the meaning of this, Xiao He should have practiced brush calligraphy when he was a child, and at the end he boasted happily in his heart , no wonder it is so well written!
The two people here are still sighing!I have copied all the exercises from Jiangxi Bridge over there.
Yin Tingwan watched him get off the podium, and passed by his seat, still thinking in his mind: Xiao He looks good when he walks, and he saw an extra hand on his homework book.
"This question is wrong. The answer should be 0.8mol. Iron reacts with □□ to form trivalent iron. The answer to the bivalent iron written in your equation is definitely wrong."
Yin Tingwan calculated silently in his heart, and found that it was the same as what Jiang Xiqiao said: "You didn't even do the questions, how do you know I made a mistake?"
Zhang Siyong on the side interjected: "If I were you, I would immediately change the answer. You still need to do calculations to know the answer. As long as Ren Xiaohe reads the questions, the answer will already be calculated."
"Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm not a computer, how can I know the answer after reading the questions?"
Although Jiang Xiqiao said so, when he was doing his homework, Yin Tingwan understood that Zhang Siyong was not talking nonsense.
Because he didn't need to stop and calculate for a single question, he started writing the steps and answers almost immediately after copying the questions.
Seeing this, Yin Tingwan sweated silently in his heart: Fortunately, I stopped quickly!With this IQ, if I really want to do it, I'm afraid there won't even be a bone left.
When school was over in the afternoon, a person Yin Tingwan absolutely didn't want to see came again.
"Brother Tingwan, this weekend's movie theater is going to show Journey to Nanshan. It is said to be very good. I bought two tickets. It just so happens that my friend doesn't have time to go, so...you want to go with me?"
Tang Xinyi blushed and handed the movie ticket to Yin Tingwan, looking at him affectionately.
Yin Ting Wan had no expression on his face, but in fact he was very irritable in his heart.
Since the last time they were closely watched by the two of them, Yin Tingwan specifically asked someone to make it clear that he didn't mean that to her, and hoped that everyone could 'meet each other'.
From that day on, the two of them stopped for a while, and he thought that his words had worked.
Unexpectedly, people still belong to the honey badger, and they will not let go when they bite, which is called indomitable.
Yin Tingwan was in a bad mood, so naturally he didn't have any feelings of pity, so he directly refused: "I don't want to go!"
"Is it the wrong time? How about next Sunday?"
Tang Xinyi was not easy to dismiss either. Ji Yuanyuan gave up, but it didn't mean she gave up too.
"It's not a matter of time."
As soon as Yin Tingwan finished speaking, Jiang Xiqiao came out of the classroom talking and laughing with Zhang Siyong. He became even more anxious and hurriedly shouted: "...Xiqiao, this way!"
Jiang Xiqiao glanced at them, and originally wanted to leave directly, but seeing the pleading in Yin Tingwan's eyes, he walked over here somehow.
"Aren't you going?"
Jiang Xiqiao didn't seem to see Tang Xinyi, and asked Yin Tingwan directly.
Yin Tingwan was just about to nod his head and say to leave, when Tang Xinyi complained dissatisfiedly from the side: "Brother! Do you know what politeness is? You really don't wink!"
After speaking, he secretly gave Jiang Xiqiao a supercilious look.
Being provoked like this, Jiang Xiqiao didn't even look at her, but instead turned his gaze to Yin Tingwan who was on the sidelines.
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