Luggage Syndrome

After leaving Fu Lang's house, Liang Yicheng did not go home, but returned to the dormitory.

The dormitory of G University allows students to stay overnight during the holidays, and many students who plan to take the postgraduate entrance examination lock themselves in the dormitory and study hard.Therefore, the dormitory is still connected to the Internet and electricity. The only disadvantage is that there is no hot water.

Although Liang Yicheng rushed to take a bath before the sun went down every day, the university city was very green and the temperature in the ground was not high, so the water would still become cold after washing, which made him shiver.

On this day, Liang Yicheng took a shower trembling with great difficulty, and that stingy Yu Qingming even offered to invite him to dinner.

Liang Yicheng hesitated, and finally after Yu Qingming promised to find him a place to take a hot bath comfortably, he happily went out.

Indulging in online games in the air-conditioned room for a few days without going out, Liang Yicheng was riding a bicycle, and was blown hard by the wind with the residual heat of the sun.

Mingming went to Fu Lang's house, the wind on the road was so pleasant and comfortable.

"Ercheng, this way."

Yu Qingming was sitting in a small booth in the corner of the grilled fish shop, wearing a very rare baggy underwear that covered his hips and narrow waist.A short hair that is so thick that it makes people jealous is fluffy and arched, and the feet of the hair are slightly curled, looking very casual.

Liang Yicheng was shocked. He didn't know what stimulated this person who had to change his ugly school uniform into a slim fit. He was stunned for a long time, and finally made a bold guess:

"You... gained weight?"

"Where is the fat! Where?!"

Seeing Yu Qingming touch his face to waist in shock, Liang Yicheng said before he touches his buttocks in public:

"Calm down! Calm down! This is an interrogative sentence! Not a declarative sentence!"

Yu Qingming was still in shock, so he pinched his buttocks before he breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I just said I shouldn't! I've been consuming far more than I take in recently, and I've lost weight. Look, my ass is almost gone. Ah..."

Liang Yicheng silently picked up the straw, picked up the lemon slice next to the iced tea, and was a little glad that their seats were in the corner, and asked angrily:

"What's the matter with you recently?"

"Hi, I'm busy squeezing chips."

"?" Liang Yicheng looked confused, "French fries? Don't you think you will get acne and don't eat fried food?"

"It's not the deep fryer, nor the french fries." Yu Qingming smiled mysteriously, and suddenly asked, "What's the matter with you and Bobochang?"

Liang Yicheng shook his hand, and the lemon slices fell back into the iced black tea. He absent-mindedly stirred the black tea for a long time, but he couldn't pick up the lemon.

"in argument."

Yu Qingming picked up the black tea, picked up the straw, and looked like he was listening to gossip: "Arguing? Do you still quarrel with others? Bobochang is willing to quarrel with you?"

Liang Yicheng's expression was gloomy, and he said, "Well, what is he not willing to do?"

Yu Qingming asked thoughtfully, "Why are you arguing?"

As soon as he mentioned this, Liang Yicheng immediately became angry, and poked a lemon slice to pieces as if venting his anger, saying: "I asked him why he didn't have sex with me, and if he refused to say it, forget it, and drive me home!"

Yu Qingming was so shocked that he dropped the straw: "You haven't slept yet?!"

Liang Yicheng said angrily, "No!"

"Is it he who can't do it or you can't do it?"

"Of course it's him... Hey, I don't know if he can do it, but he just won't!"

Liang Yicheng felt aggrieved, "I was thinking at the time, if he was willing to tell me honestly that he couldn't do it, it would be nothing if I did it for love—"

"Stop it, don't even think about it."

Liang Yicheng was even more aggrieved: "Why? I don't think I'm young—"

"Student Liang Ercheng," Yu Qingming interrupted solemnly, "I've been brainwashing you for so many years and my relationship has been wasted? If you work hard, you will be tired, and you will collapse sooner or later."

Liang Yicheng said listlessly: "Well... Anyway, it doesn't matter, she doesn't want to have sex with me at all."

Yu Qingming frowned and asked, "What's going on?"

After Liang Yicheng finished talking about the story, he smiled miserably and said, "He drove me away and told me to go home. I've been thinking these days, did he never love me at all?"

Yu Qingming listened quietly, Liang Yicheng knew that he was always a good listener, so he said softly: "It seems that all he cares about is his work and his patients forever."

"He can stay in the hospital without eating, without sleeping, and caring about his patients."

"But even why I don't want to see my dad, I don't even want to ask more questions."

"Could it be that in his eyes, I'm just making trouble for no reason?"

Yu Qingming sighed softly, and said, "It's really his fault that he said that to you without asking anything."

"But let me be fair, what uncle did was really too much, but it's really naive to say that you don't want to see him for the rest of your life."

Liang Yicheng stared wide-eyed, completely unexpected that Yu Qingming would accuse him, and said in disbelief: "At that time, he left the sheriff in the park while I was out! Although he found it later, I think It's chilling to think about it. Has he ever thought about what to do if he can't get it back? It's a life! How could he be so cruel?"

"Uncle may just want to teach you a lesson." Yu Qingming took a sip of iced black tea slowly, "If he really wanted to lose the sheriff, he wouldn't tell you where he lost it."

Liang Yicheng was silent for a while, and said: "Even if it is what you said, if he wants to educate me, can't he talk well? I promised him that I would not bring the cat home. In the end, I broke my promise and brought the cat home." It’s my fault to go home. But I also said that I will only keep them at home for a few days, and I will send them away when the foster person comes back from his trip. Is this too much?”

He was unable to sink into the soft chair back of the booth, and said softly: "I have locked the sheriff in my own room, and even put the cat litter in the room. The sheriff never barks or makes noise. .I really don’t know where the sheriff offended him. He insisted on doing this to him..."

"The sheriff... He also killed him. Based on this alone, I will never forgive him for the rest of my life."

Yu Qingming let out a long sigh: "If you insist on thinking this way, I can't help it. But..."

Yu Qingming slowly closed his eyes, and said softly, "A lifetime is sometimes much shorter than you think."

Liang Yicheng was stunned for a moment, and after seeing Yu Qingming's expression clearly, he suddenly came to his senses and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry."

Yu Qingming took a deep breath, shook his head, and said, "You don't need to apologize to me. Eat the fish, it's going to burn."

Yu Qingming picked up a piece of fish and put it into Liang Yicheng's bowl.

Liang Yicheng took a mouthful in silence.

Perhaps it was because the grilled fish was too dry, which made his throat sore.

He scooped up the iced tea beside him and took a big gulp.

"Puff—cough cough cough cough..."

"Damn it, you're crazy!" Yu Qingming was burying his head in eating fish, he was taken aback by him, touched his head quickly, and then heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "I thought you sprayed me with lemon tea."

"Cough, cough...why is the black tea here so sour?"

"You squeezed half a lemon into juice, of course it's sour!"

"No, why do I seem to choke every time I eat with you?"

"Do you blame me?"

"By the way, where are you taking me to take a shower?"

"Take you to the frying pan."

"?"

"Don't ask, just follow along."

Yu Qingming led Liang Yicheng, and opened the door of the high-end apartment with ease.

The apartment is a duplex design and is very spacious.A resplendent and luxurious chandelier hung on the roof, illuminating the whole room brightly, and an aura of RMB rushed over.

Liang Yicheng's expression gradually became serious, and finally he couldn't bear it any longer, and asked, "Have you sold your ass?"

Yu Qingming rolled his eyes and said, "Am I this kind of person?"

"Then where did this house come from?!"

"My future boyfriend's house." Yu Qingming smiled triumphantly.

Liang Yicheng felt that the lemon tea just now might not have been digested, it was too sour for him to bear.

Suddenly, he remembered something again and asked, "Wait, aren't you chasing Brother Tudou?!"

"That's right, this is Shuzai's house." Yu Qingming turned on the bathroom light and said, "You can take a bath. The bathtub is very big, but unfortunately it doesn't have a massage function."

Liang Yicheng was dumbfounded: "Potato... Is Brother Tudou so rich?"

"It seems that the usual salary is quite high, and overseas missions can cost 10,000+..."

"so much?!"

Yu Qingming smiled wryly, and said, "Don't you even think about what bodyguards do? It doesn't matter at home, but when you go abroad, you just risk your life to block bullets for others at any time... 10,000+ for his life, I don't think it's worth it .”

Liang Yicheng was silent for a while, and said to himself: "Why can't they take their own bodies seriously..."

It was the first time in Liang Yicheng's life to take a bath in such a luxurious bathroom. Except that he almost washed his hair with a bottle of something that looked like lubricating oil, the experience was excellent. For a moment, he felt like he was the little prince of some nobleman.

After taking a comfortable hot bath, he saw Yu Qingming lying on the high-end sofa and eating potato chips, and felt instantly transformed back into a mortal.

Liang Yicheng heaved a long sigh: "Oh... aren't you full?"

"I'm full, but I just want to eat potato chips while lying here."

Seeing Yu Qingming stretching lazily, Liang Yicheng couldn't help asking: "What's the situation with you and Brother Tudou now? You even have the keys to his house now, and what you're wearing today is his clothes. The card, isn’t this done yet?”

"We are now... still friends with guns. However, he must not have the energy to find someone else."

Yu Qingming's mouth was full of potato chips, and his voice was muffled: "Every morning, before he wakes up, I squeeze a cannon. If he comes back from get off work at night, if it's not too late, I can squeeze him to shoot a cannon."

Liang Yicheng was jealous and admired at the same time, and said, "Then how do you plan to turn him from a friend with benefits to a boyfriend?"

Yu Qingming was actually silent, chewed for a while, and then whispered: "A person who doesn't even love himself, I really don't know what to do to make him love others."

Liang Yicheng was stunned.

How can a person who doesn't even love himself love others.

Yu Qingming put down the potato chips, wiped his mouth, and said, "I had a chance to try it, but unfortunately you didn't cooperate."

Liang Yicheng: "? It's none of my business again?"

Yu Qingming sighed, and said: "Originally, Bobochang planned to take you to X City to play during the holidays. The cat that stayed at home was called Shuzai to help take care of it. Shuzai was too lazy to go to work every day and went to feed the cat and shovel the excrement, so I asked me to help." Him. I said yes, I would also like to go to City X when he is on vacation. It took him a few nights before he finally agreed to take me there. As a result, Bobochang started his vacation yesterday and told him that he didn’t need to feed the cats. I guess you fell out with Bobogus. Well, now I can't feed the cat, and I can't go to City X."

Liang Yicheng stood in a daze for a few seconds, suddenly jumped up on Yu Qingming's body, and said excitedly, "What city X? Who told you that Brother Lang is going to take me to city X?"

"Brother, calm down! My potato chips are going to be flat! My waist is going to be broken!" Yu Qingming protected his waist with one hand and the potato chips with the other. I booked a hotel that only caters to foreign guests. Heh, private beach, luxurious big bed, candlelight dinner, and I also ordered your favorite dishes. You guys really enjoy it. You can’t tell that bobo sausages are quite willing to spend It's money. It's a pity, someone should spend enough of his money before breaking up with him. "

Liang Yicheng was riding on Yu Qingming in a daze, and suddenly rushed forward, grabbed his loose collar, shook him desperately, and shouted: "Why didn't you tell me earlier!!!"

"Ah, ah—take it easy, don't—!"

"What are you guys doing here?"

Another man's cold voice came from behind, and Liang Yicheng turned his head in a daze.

Yang Yu leaned against the TV cabinet and saw that it was Liang Yicheng. He was stunned for a while, and the expression on his face softened a little, and he said, "It's you? Why are you here? What the hell are you and Langzi—"

Yu Qingming suddenly said lazily: "I asked him to come and sleep with me."

Seeing Yang Yu's face suddenly darken, Liang Yicheng was a little scared: "I don't, I'm not..."

"Bobochang and you are not very good at it, why don't we have a companion?"

Liang Yicheng was dumbfounded, and turned to look at Yu Qingming, but the other party was trying to wink at him.

Liang Yicheng just woke up like a dream, gave Yu Qingming a thumbs up, quickly grabbed his backpack, and said:

"Brother Tudou, I wish you a happy union for a hundred years, and I will take my leave first."

Yang Yu: "?"

Yu Qingming: "..."

The author says:

Potato: You say I can't do it?Lao Yu: Calm down, calm down...