Luggage Syndrome

"You actually use the hook-up software I introduced to you to flirt with cats?!"

"Ah."

"Have you got the keys to someone else's house?"

"Ah."

"You even put your clothes in someone else's house?"

"Ah."

"Haven't slept yet?"

"Ah."

"Just licking cats?"

"……Um."

"It's just cats that you masturbate?"

"..."

Liang Yicheng finally exploded: "Otherwise? Skewers?"

Yu Qingming gave a "tsk tsk" twice, and said, "Okay, you even used 'string'."

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"However, most of the medical workers have bad backs, and there is nothing he can do."

"???"

"Speaking of this, I got a little brother the other day, and that waist strength is really ba...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Liang Yicheng listened, rolled his eyes, stretched out his chopsticks, forked the extremely unpalatable glutinous rice chicken in the canteen, and stuffed it precisely into his mouth.

"I know you're hungry and thirsty, please eat chicken."

"Cough, cough, cough, shit... you want to choke me to death?! Phew, today's glutinous rice chicken hasn't been steamed yet, my god..."

Yu Qingming complained, but the chopsticks in his hand poked open the piece of raw glutinous rice chicken, carefully picked out the few small pieces of chicken inside, and put it into his mouth.

Liang Yicheng looked at him speechlessly, and said, "Aren't you afraid that the chicken is undercooked? I heard that there is bird flu recently!"

"What are you afraid of? Are you still expecting the canteen to bring in fresh chicken? It must be leftovers from last night. Here, the mushrooms in the steamed chicken with mushrooms are still inside."

When Liang Yicheng heard "steamed chicken with mushrooms", he couldn't help but think of the dish Fu Lang cooked for him that day, and when he lost his mind, Yu Qingming had already stuffed the stuffing of glutinous rice chicken into his mouth.

Liang Yicheng sighed, and said: "There are mushrooms in the glutinous rice chicken... Besides, there are so many processes in the glutinous rice chicken, and you have to wrap glutinous rice with lotus leaves. Do you think the canteen will do such a complicated thing..."

Yu Qingming choked immediately, coughed for a while, then wiped his mouth as if nothing had happened, cleared his throat, and asked, "To be honest, do you actually like it?"

Without even thinking about it, Liang Yicheng replied, "I don't like it, and am I not familiar with it?"

"Sleep and you'll be ripe!"

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Liang Yicheng looked at Yu Qingming strangely, seeing his serious expression, he could only ponder for a while, and asked earnestly, "Isn't that a bit old?"

"Aren't you old?! How old are you?"

"??" Liang Yicheng looked puzzled, stretched out a hand, bent his index finger and thumb into a semicircle, and said, "Aren't they all this big?"

Yu Qingming was silent for a few seconds, and said in surprise: "Fuck, this is crispy sausage! Isn't it wave/wave sausage when it's soft?"

Liang Yicheng: "???"

Yu Qingming: "?????"

The two stared blankly at each other for a moment, and Liang Yicheng finally asked with difficulty: "You...are you talking about glutinous rice chicken?"

Yu Qingming immediately went crazy, and shouted: "...Who the hell is talking about glutinous rice chicken?! God, forget about the glutinous rice chicken, I'm talking about your girlfriend!"

The two of them were seated in the middle of the dining hall. With Yu Qingming's roar, the originally noisy dining hall became much quieter, and everyone around them turned their heads to look at their table.

Liang Yicheng finally understood the true meaning of the conversation just now, the corners of his mouth twitched suddenly, his hands shook suddenly, the chopsticks rolled smoothly under the table, he immediately bent down to pick them up at lightning speed, and then he didn't get up again for a long time .

"I didn't expect it. After three days, we really have to treat each other with admiration. We haven't seen each other for a few weeks. Not only have you learned how to use Greened to make a date with boobies, but you also learned the doggy style."

Yu Qingming walked on the school road, sneered at Liang Yicheng, venting his anger at being forced to face the embarrassment alone.

"Blame me? Don't talk about the chicken, civilized you, me, and him, and please let the bo/bo intestines go, I still like to eat that stuff! And, let me say it again, it's not a friend with benefits, it's Ordinary netizens!"

"I have all the keys, are they normal?"

"I just help him feed the cat!"

Yu Qingming sneered, stopped suddenly, turned to look at him, narrowed her phoenix eyes slightly.

Liang Yicheng had no choice but to stop, and asked angrily, "What are you doing?"

Yu Qingming looked at him meaningfully for a long time, then smiled strangely, and asked, "Why do you help him feed the cat?"

Before Liang Yicheng opened his mouth, Yu Qingming said again: "His house is not close to our school, and the weather is so damn hot, why do you have to ride for half an hour to help him feed the cat?"

Liang Yicheng said in a daze, "I..."

"Don't say it's for petting cats. If you don't pet so many stray cats in school, why don't you go to his house to pet cats?"

Yu Qingming saw Liang Yicheng stunned in place, and felt a sense of joy in his heart that his revenge had been avenged.He put his hands on his chest, raised his head, and announced mercilessly: "You like him."

Liang Yicheng suddenly seemed to be struck by lightning.

His expression was a little stiff, but there was a slight blush on his face.

The truth of being exposed seemed to finally crush him, and he slowly lowered his head.

Yu Qingming was complacently savoring the joy of victory, Liang Yicheng raised his head and said stubbornly: "No, I don't like him, I just like his cat!"

Yu Qingming: "..."

Liang Yicheng paused, then lowered his head slowly, his voice became very soft, as if he was talking to himself: "He has a partner. They have a very good relationship. I don't mean to destroy them. I really want to The... just likes his cat."

Yu Qingming frowned, and was about to speak, when Liang Yicheng murmured: "His cat is too similar to the sheriff. Those eyes are really exactly the same, even the way they look at me. At least, it's the same as before. The Sheriff is the same…”

Liang Yicheng's eyes, which were always clear, seemed to have lost focus at this moment, becoming dull and dull.

Just looking at the empty eyes, Yu Qingming felt extremely worried.

Yu Qingming hadn't seen Liang Yicheng in such a dazed state for a long time.

Yu Qingming regretted it too late.

He has been carefully avoiding this minefield, but at this moment Liang Yicheng was caught off guard again.

He didn't know how to comfort Liang Yicheng like this.

All comforts will only make Liang Yicheng more painful.

He could only pull Liang Yicheng out clumsily and roughly before he fell into the mud again.

Yu Qingming coughed lightly and said seriously:

"So, you just dare not admit in your heart that you want to be a mistress who destroys other people's feelings."

Liang Yicheng's eyes widened in shock for a moment, but he was speechless for a moment.

He stalked for a long time, his pale face turned back a little, and then he cursed: "Fart! You're only a mistress! I don't want to be told by you! Besides, I want to be his daughter-in-law!"

"Oh my god, return your daughter-in-law? Say goodbye?! Aren't all cats short and fast?!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yu Qingming received Liang Yicheng's angry slap on the back, immediately shouted exaggeratedly, and ran for a distance with his head in his arms.

The two used to play around like this in high school, but Liang Yicheng was in no mood to go crazy with him, so he didn't chase after him.

As a result, the guy suddenly turned around and said, "Hey, for the sake of our six-year friendship, can we wait until tomorrow? I want to stay with my little brother from last time tonight... At least, let me enjoy it again before I die. That male dog waist..."

Liang Yicheng roared angrily: "Take my life!!!"

Back in the dormitory, Liang Yicheng was lying on the bed, and when he saw the little white cat turning its belly begging to be tickled in the video sent by Fu Lang, he immediately smirked.

He smiled until his face was a little stiff, and his flustered heart finally calmed down.

He has always been willing to believe that his strange feelings are all because of his love of houses and crows, cats and their masters.

Watching the video of the little white cat, he almost believed it again.

But then, a voice message from Fu Lang.

Liang Yicheng understood that the joy in his heart, the secret expectation, was completely different from when he saw the cat video.

Trembling, he clicked play.

"I've been a little busy these past few weeks. I have to work six days a week. If you are free, please accompany White Wolf for me."

Fu Lang's voice was very low, nasal, and full of tiredness.

After Liang Yicheng listened quietly, he poked the short white bar again, couldn't hold back, and clicked it again, and then, again.

He listened obsessively to the voice message that Fu Lang sent him for the first time.

In the end, he felt he had tasted a little reliance in that weary voice.

Even if it was just a hallucination, Liang Yicheng felt moved, excited, and restless.

It is completely different from the peace and tranquility when looking at the little white cat.

Yu Qingming is right.

He would rather admit that he likes a cat, or even suffers from some kind of strange disease, than admit that he likes someone who has a partner.

His three views do not allow it.

Neither did his self-esteem.

Liang Yicheng let out a long sigh.

The author says:

The papery shell of your orange has been smashed →_→ Now it’s his turn to knock the old talisman’s diamond shell. I’ll light some wax for him first...