I was cheated into marriage! ! !

Lingyue first pulled up the basket for catching prawns, and after sifting out the sand, Lingyue exclaimed in surprise: "There are a lot of sea prawns!"

He pawed inside a few times, picked out all the cubs and threw them back into the sea, and showed them to Mo Yan as if offering treasures in the basket, "Am I super powerful?!"

Mo Yan said dotingly: "Yes, you are the most powerful."

"Haha!" Ling Yue happily ran to collect his fish.

Feeling the strength in his hand, Lingyue shouted in surprise: "Mo Yan! Come on, I caught a fish!"

When excited, when excited, he called his name directly, in a friendly and natural way, Mo Yan hooked his mouth, walked a few steps quickly, and helped Lingyue pull him up together.

"Wow! Great harvest!!" Of the six hooks on this pole, five caught fish, four of which were big fish weighing more than five catties, and one of which weighed more than three catties. Lingyue picked them off and held them with both hands. Grabbing the basket, he ran back, "Teacher Jiang! Teacher Guo! We have fish to eat!"

Mr. Jiang is doing morning exercises. Seeing such a big fish and so many, he doesn’t know how to praise Lingyue. !"

Originally, the food was enough, but now that there are two more people, he is still worried that there will not be enough food, thinking about digging some wild vegetables in the morning, steaming vegetables for lunch, and now there are fish!There are so many fish and prawns. The more Mr. Jiang looks at Lingyue, the more satisfied he is. This child is so smart.

Everyone got up one after another and envied Lingyue for catching so many fish. Now Jing Zixuan dared not say that eating shrimp was cruel. After being scolded by netizens, she bowed her head and did not dare to say anything.

In the morning, Teacher Jiang boiled fish soup and stewed fish. When it was almost noon, the staff of the program team were also preparing lunch. Lingyue saw that they had not only luncheon meat but also canned meat, so she walked over and asked, "Why don't you put The cans are in the woods too?"

The staff laughed and said, "Our program team has limited funds, and what you are filming in this episode is suffering, and you can't afford such luxury."

Lingyue saw that each of them shared a luncheon meat and a can, and pointed to the two undistributed cans next to them, "Whose are these?"

Yang Juan reminded in a low voice, "Send it to the director later."

Lingyue poked Mo Yan, stuffed him with a pack of instant noodles, and signaled to the boss, use your fearsomeness to exchange this pack of instant noodles with them for canned meat.

After receiving the task from his wife, Mo Yan went there with a cold face, "Bring those two cans."

The staff member was a young man, startled by Mo Yan's cold face, holding two cans, and said in fear, "This is from the director."

Before Mo Yan could speak, Chen Heng had already protested: "The director won't eat it! What a bad idea he came up with! It's scary! He wants to compensate us!"

Even Teacher Jiang said: "The director doesn't eat it! Bad guys are not qualified to eat meat!"

Mo Yan went over to grab the director's canned food, and Chen Heng rushed over to grab the director's luncheon meat.

The staff wanted to snatch it back but didn't dare, and said dumbfoundedly: "You all took it away, what will the director eat?"

Mo Yan pointed to the instant noodles, motioning to take this for him to eat.

Lingyue cheered on Mo Yan from the side, "Boss is so handsome!"

Someone backed him up, and Chen Heng also stiffened, "This is your spiritual compensation for letting the dogs scare us!"

Ling Yue also jumped up, "The director ate a lot of meat, he should lose weight."

The staff are afraid of Mo Yan, not Lingyue, and they can still tease them: "It's okay, we are not afraid of him sinking, we will carry him back, you all have to abide by the rules."

It's okay not to say this, Mo Yan took two more cans after speaking, rules?Rules are shit.What rules does the goblin talk about? In the past, they used to use their paws to grab food and land, and they would die if they refused.In his case, what his family said was the rules.

Teacher Jiang also walked over and took a bag of dried noodles in the box. In the absence of all tools, cooking dried noodles is the fastest and most convenient, no matter what the rules are.

When the show was broadcast, this segment made the audience laugh and cry, "As expected of Brother Mo, this operation is so arrogant!"

"Hahaha, the guests robbed the director collectively. Although the director is miserable, I still want to laugh."

"Even Mr. Jiang snatched the director's team, hahaha, it must be the director's fault. A good director Jiang will go crazy if he says he is crazy."

"Light the wax on the director, take care of the director, hehehe."

"Brother Mo has been following Lingyue all this time, and obviously deliberately gave up all the limelight to Lingyue. Now after receiving the task from Lingyue, Brother Mo stood up all at once!"

"That's what Brother Mo said in the last issue, I'll grab the director and support you, hahahaha~~"

……

The staple food at noon is seafood noodles, which are covered with a layer of peeled Pipi shrimp, as well as stewed fish, grilled fish, luncheon meat and canned food, which are delicious.

The people in the program group saw their food, and then looked at their own. Inexplicably, they felt that the food in Lingyue's bowl was more fragrant than the one in their own.

Director Ying clasped his hands, "Why do I feel that the guests of this season are so arrogant? Even the director dares to snatch them?"

The staff in turn cheered up the director, and said secretly: "Let them suffer a little more in the next issue, and let them realize that you are the director."

Ying Dao: "Are you sure they won't resist?"

Staff: "Just get used to it."

"Go, go, go." Knowing that the bad idea was unreliable, Director Ying drove the person away and ate instant noodles by himself.

Lingyue and the others had so many fish that they couldn't eat them. After the meal was ready, Mrs. Jiang asked Lingyue to bring it to the staff, and also asked Lingyue to sell her favors. The photographer of the group took two crabs, "It's been a hard two days."

The photographer was very moved, "This shrimp is too fat, and you can't buy such a big one."

"Yes, crabs are fat in autumn, and so are Pipi shrimp in autumn."

"This fish is delicious and fresh!"

"Thank you, teachers, thank you Yueyue!" The staff cried with emotion. Don't care about the director or anything. Let's talk when they are full.

When Director Ying saw this, he was so angry that he wanted to smoke a cigarette, "I'm not as good as a cameraman. This show is over, is it necessary to continue?"

"Hey," his assistant was helpless, "Who told you to survive on a deserted island suddenly? You haven't played like this in the previous two seasons. You just drink coffee, bask in the sun, and spend your days leisurely. This season suddenly changed the style. Oh, and you didn’t tell the guests in advance. Didn’t you hear Yang Jie and Liu Shu complain about you? A series of beep beep beep.”

The other two also met. They ate instant noodles together and invented the kettle to cook the noodles. In this environment, the relationship between husband and wife became sweeter, but the director was not ambiguous at all. He ate a mouthful of complaints and made fun of himself and his work by the way. The staff is happy, but the music cannot be guided.

During the post-production of this show, the photographers who followed those two were envious and jealous of Lingyue's photographer, life was too different!

When it was time to leave in the afternoon, Lingyue made sure that the fire had really gone out, buried the fire in sand, and picked up their garbage.Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility, and fairies also love nature.

After the end, the audience praised, "Lingyue's movements are very skillful at first glance, let's educate them from a young age."

After a wave of praise for Lingyue, they all scolded the director team: "Too stupid! These two guys are not human, and the director is a real dog. Is it okay to scare people?"

"Jing Zixuan and Chen Heng are too miserable. The group that scares the most is still too young."

"I'm so envious of Lingyue, the two of them are going on vacation!"

"Thank you Yueyue for taking such good care of their old couple. Mr. Guo had an operation last year and cannot perform forced labor."

"Jing Zixuan performed well this time, she looks much more pleasing to the eye."

Some people also paid attention to what Mo Yan meant when he said "soon"? "Why so fast?"

"The two slept together again! When will it be made public?"

Lingyue still said the same words: "Show me a slapstick! Dirty! I don't understand our pure friendship!"

Wu Jinrong only gave him the look of a fool.

There is another saying that is even more bizarre: "Is Yueyue God's own son? Or the reincarnation of a koi carp? Whatever you ask for!"

"There is no such thing as good luck, please let Lingyue let me receive the company's admission notice tomorrow!"

"Forward Lingyue, I haven't raised my salary for two years, I'm asking for a raise this year!"

"Single dogs want to get rid of being single and get a boyfriend like Mo Yan."

"Yueyue blesses me to make friends quickly even when I enter a new unit."

……

Lingyue looked at a loss, I still have this function?Are you serious about wanting Mo Yan?Have you asked Teacher Mo for his opinion?

In short, "Koi Lingyue" was born out of nowhere, and many netizens intercepted the picture of Lingyue praying for God's direction, and then reposted this Lingxiaoyue, praying for a promotion and salary increase, passing the exam, and a smooth relationship.There are really many people forwarding it on the Internet, and everyone is asking for all kinds of things.

Lingyue was arguing with Wu Jinrong in the studio: "Brother Rong, I am the Koi Immortal, you hang my photo on the wall."

Wu Jinrong raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "May I find someone to get you a handwritten newspaper with a koi body and a human head to hang on the wall?"

Lingyue sat up straight, and suddenly said solemnly, "Brother Rong, I'll bring you special products."

Wu Jinrong let go of the mouse, "What specialty?"

Lingyue gestured, "Eat the leftover conch shell, the little conch, Didi Chui, and the seagull heard the conch shell flying. I will find a master to make a doughnut for you, and put the big head on the conch. My head Fish body, you have a human head and a conch body, I will push you to swim in the sea, and you will blow the conch, we are the coolest cubs in the whole sea."

Then everyone saw the good-tempered Wu Jinrong chasing Lingyue with a report, "It's nothing, you go home and rest, I can't finish reading the report every day, add to the chaos!"

Ling Yue stepped on the window sill and jumped out, running so fast that Wu Jinrong didn't catch up to him.

At this time, the elevator door opened, and Wang Chao came out with a few new faces. Looking at the posture, "Yueyue, what are you doing?"

Lingyue scratched her head, "The gift was not delivered properly."

"Don't listen to his nonsense!" Wu Jinrong was annoyed. He didn't know, he thought how much gift he received from the artist.

The two young men following behind Wang Chao politely said hello, "Brother Ling is back?"

"Brother Ling."

Ling Yue was puzzled, "A newcomer here?"

"Yes, just came last week."

Lingyue smiled and rolled her eyes, "Wow! Am I a brother?"

Wang Chao laughed at him, "You are the number one brother in our studio." At present, Lingyue is the one with the best development in the whole studio.

"Hahahahaha... so proud." Lingyue raised her head and pinched her waist to raise Wu Jinrong's eyebrows.

Wu Jinrong said in distaste: "What a brother, he doesn't look like a brother at all! Do you still want to learn opera?"

"Of course, Master is very strict."

Wu Jinrong waved his hand, like to chase away birds: "Hurry up!"

Wang Chao handed over the information to Wu Jinrong and sent Lingyue there.

Before entering the gate, I could still hear the sounds of young lads babbling and babbling. After entering, Lingyue waved to a row of teenagers in the yard as a greeting, and then went to the main room.

He belonged to the one who had been mistreated, and the old man taught him himself, and the group of teenagers all showed envious eyes.The young man who pissed off Lingyue last time grimaced with dissatisfaction and snorted.

One of the children in this group is a little older. Seeing this, he winked at the other party and said in a low voice: "You can't lose your temper here. Everyone knows what kind of temper the old man is. If you are unhappy, it will make us all angry." Get out. Since he wants to accept Lingyue as a closed disciple, he naturally wants to teach it himself. We are just sent here because the master is not free and the talent is better, so that the master has something to do."

The boy curled his lips and didn't speak. He understood the reason, but it was true that he was blocked in his heart.He started learning opera at the age of three, and was called a genius by his master, but his master didn't treat him differently.Why is a 20-year-old person with a formed body, and the grandpa accepts him as a closed disciple?It was only at this time that I started to learn the basic skills, and I was still like a baby, no matter how I looked at it, it was uncomfortable.

Feeling this inexplicable emotion, Lingyue glanced into the yard sensitively, and fixed her eyes on the young man accurately. The corner of Lingyue's mouth slightly hooked, "Little boy."

Lingyue didn't care about a child. When she arrived at the living room, she found that Mr. You was talking to a young man. Lingyue glanced at him. He was probably in his early twenties. He was gentle and handsome. He wore gold-rimmed glasses. young people.

Lingyue smiled, and said hello to Mr. You first, "Master, I'm back."

Mr. You said happily: "Let me introduce you, this is my new closed-door disciple. The apprenticeship ceremony has not yet been held, and his name is Lingyue. This is Sheng Qingning, your senior brother, that is, my son's apprentice. You are about the same age , communicate more in the future.”

Sheng Qingning stood up and said politely to Lingyue, "Master Uncle."

Suddenly he became the other party's uncle, Lingyue was a little embarrassed, "The apprenticeship ceremony has not yet been held, please don't call me uncle, I didn't bring a meeting gift."

Sheng Qingning looked at Lingyue calmly, and said with a smile, "Uncle Master is too polite. Even if you haven't been apprenticed yet, you are still a disciple recognized by Grandpa, and etiquette cannot be ignored."

Ling Yue was even more embarrassed, "You are too polite."

Moreover, it looks pretty good-looking, hehe.

Mr. You suddenly remembered, "Didn't you practice The Legend of the White Snake? Before Qingyou comes back, let your little uncle play against you. You sing White Snake, and he sings Xiaoqing. Let me give you some pointers."

"Little Master Uncle?"

Lingyue looked confused, "No."

To be exact, he had never heard of it.

Sheng Qingning's face changed slightly, and he smiled helplessly, "Uncle Shi hasn't learned it before, so will it be too late?"

Mr. You took a sip of tea slowly, and said calmly: "It doesn't matter if you haven't learned it before, you will be fine after listening to it twice. Isn't it just four 10-minute excerpts? Simple."

Sheng Qingning's expression froze. What he said was too perfunctory. A normal person would have to think about it for at least two weeks to learn this new joke. This little uncle will be able to do it tomorrow?

Mr. You said with a little embarrassment: "Don't worry, my new apprentice can do it."

Sheng Qingning glanced at Lingyue in surprise, so powerful?

Lingyue clutched her heart, feeling a little bit of pressure, the old man was bragging and let him out.

Beijing opera is different from singing, it needs correct words, from singing to reciting, every word is particular.The rap is done with a straight line, and there are some words that are sung differently than usual. For example, Bai in "The Legend of the White Snake" cannot be pronounced bai in Peking Opera, but bo, and he has to memorize these.

After receiving the master's order, Lingyue took the previous recorded materials and went to study in the side room by herself.Peking opera is indeed much more difficult than singing and dancing. After watching it twice, Lingyue only memorized the words, but not yet fully memorized.

It was almost dark, Mr. You asked, "How are you doing?"

Lingyue replied truthfully, "I still need a little time, I will memorize all the actions and words when I go back tonight, and I can do it tomorrow."

Sheng Qingning, who heard this from the side, asked in shock, "You really haven't learned it before?"

Ling Yue smiled and shook her head, "It's the first time I've watched it, this scene is so beautiful."

The point is to dress beautifully, Lingyue likes it very much.He promised: "I will definitely learn it when I go back tonight, and I will practice with you tomorrow without delay."

Sheng Qingning: "..."

The old man said happily: "I haven't learned it systematically yet, just follow through the process. You don't need to learn everything, you can follow along, know what he will sing next, and just feel the atmosphere of the whole play."

This is easy to do, Ling Yue promised obediently: "Okay Master, I can do it."

As everyone knows, he thinks it is simple, but in the eyes of others, it is as difficult as skyrocketing. How can it be possible to do it in one afternoon and one night?

The next day, Lingyue came excitedly, "Master, I have learned both the movements and the words."

As soon as Sheng Qingning arrived, he heard Ling Yue's words. He stood in the yard and asked the group of practicing children, "How long has this little uncle been studying?"

The boy in the lead said obediently: "The little uncle came here a week ago, and he has been recording a program for half a week."

"Only three days of class?"

"Uh-huh."

"This talent is really terrifying." Sheng Qingning said with downcast eyes before walking in the door.

Then for the whole morning, Lingyue practiced with him, from body skills to singing to movements, he was able to learn seven or eight parts of the video.

Sheng Qingning was shocked. What kind of talent is it that allows him to do in one night what ordinary people can do in half a month?And Lingyue didn't seem to know that she was tired. At noon, he ate at the master's house. In the afternoon, he excitedly dragged Sheng Qingning to continue practicing, "This play is so interesting. If this kind of play is not passed down, it will be a part of Chinese culture." Big loss!"

Ling Yue excitedly said: "Let's practice for a while!"

Sheng Qingning smiled wryly, "Master, aren't you tired?"

"I'm not tired," Lingyue raised her arms and kicked her legs, practicing agility in the room with an umbrella, "Let's play together!"

Sheng Qingning couldn't stop smiling wryly. In the eyes of this little uncle, practicing such a hard thing turned out to be an interesting game!

There wasn't even a break at noon, and he practiced with Lingyue until dark. Sheng Qingning couldn't take it anymore, "Master, I want to take a break."

Lingyue was still very energetic, and Sheng Qingning was tired, so he learned by himself.Sheng Qingning, who was watching this scene from the sidelines, had mixed feelings. It was not scary to be talented, but it was scary to be talented and hardworking.

Soon Lingyue had already learned Xiaoqing's role, and he mastered it very well. Although he didn't know why he did some things, and he didn't learn the technical terms, but he learned the body and singing very well. Anyway, Mr. You Very satisfied.To be able to learn this in such a short period of time is indeed his last disciple, there is no second one in the world!

Lingyue has a general understanding of the expression methods of Peking Opera, from facial expressions to standing postures.After Wu Jinrong learned about it, he hurriedly arranged for someone to make clothes for him, and asked him to record those two songs when he was free, and then shoot an MV. Counting the time, Lingyue should release a new song.

In this regard, Wu Jinrong still asked Mr. You, "Do you want to make him a costume for the MV?"

You Jiancheng laughed and said: "I don't think it's necessary to be so rigid. His two songs are a fusion of elements of opera and modern songs. You can make a costume as the background, and just do a few movements. It's better to wear a robe when you sing." You Jiancheng introduced, "Let me contact you with a designer. He specializes in costumes, and at the same time takes into account the modern style of music, and can perfectly integrate the two styles. A modern singer like Lingyue who can sing, he makes live some."

Lingyue took the lead in declaring: "I don't want a cheongsam, the one with the cross reaching to the thigh!"

Wu Jinrong was disgusted, "What do you think? You want others to not make it for you."

Lingyue felt relieved, although he liked Danjiao's clothes because they were fancy and beautiful, they were limited to the stage.He is a man and has no penchant for wearing women's clothes.

In the afternoon, the costume designer's studio sent someone to measure Lingyue's whole body, "How about the ivory white color? Classical and elegant, fresh and refined, with a touch of immortality."

Wu Jinrong and the others thought it was good, and Lingyue wanted something fancy, so she ordered it without saying anything.

Wu Jinrong decided: "When you finish recording and filming the MV, you can do a live broadcast."

Ling Yue obediently agreed: "Okay~"

Immediately afterwards was the recording of the fourth episode of "A Day I Loved You". This time, the shooting location was in the imperial capital, a huge playground.The director team told him that due to the work arrangements of other guests, they needed to record the fourth and fifth episodes consecutively and asked him to bring more clothes.

Lingyue received the task card alone, and the program team didn't let him and Mo Yan together, which made Lingyue's siren sound. The director team would never let them have fun, and it definitely didn't make a good honey!

The program team asked to pick them up from the studio instead of letting them stay at home, so Lingyue and Mo Yan were separated.

Lingyue pulled the suitcase to the gate of the studio, and sat on the suitcase as soon as she raised her long legs, looking left and right, waiting for the program team to pick it up. He felt that his intuition would not lie to him, and the program team wanted to do it again. moth.Should guide this human being, hum!

After sending a message to Mo Yan, the program crew had picked him up from the studio and headed to Happy World.

Soon, the pick-up Lingyue car came, and the staff reminded him after getting on the car: "Turn off your mobile phone. From now on, we are not allowed to communicate with the outside world, especially with Teacher Mo."

Ling Yue asked puzzledly, "Why?"

"You will know in a while, listen to the arrangement of the program group."

Lingyue frowned, "But I sent a message to Teacher Mo just now and he replied to me. Hasn't he gone out already?"

Staff member: "...Probably the person who took Teacher Mo forgot to tell him."

In fact, everyone knew that it was probably because Mr. Mo didn't listen to the arrangements very much, and replied in seconds when he saw Lingyue's message.

Lingyue felt that the program team didn't treat everyone equally, so he blatantly sent a message to Mo Yan under the nose of the staff: "I'm getting in the car too, the program team asked me to turn off the phone, let's talk when we get there."

After sending, Lingyue looked at the speechless expression of the staff, and slowly turned off the phone.

After more than two hours, we finally arrived at the Entertainment World. The staff gave the ticket to Lingyue, and then took out a puppet's clothes.

Lingyue retracted her neck defensively, "What are you doing? You won't let me wear it on such a hot day, will you?"

The staff made a gesture and put it on him, "Don't worry, we have added ice packs inside, it's not that hot."

"Then I won't wear it either." Lingyue hugged the seat, shaking her head and refused, "If I wear this kind of clothes, my body will be sealed, and I will lose my true nature and become not like myself."

The staff was silent for a while, then put the puppet's head on him, and said earnestly: "Mr. Xiaoyue, please stop watching island cartoons."

The author has something to say: Director Ying: I'm going to stop being a human again.

Lingyue: Okay, okay~~

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