I was cheated into marriage! ! !

Chapter 38 A Crab in Kunlun Mountains

The auditorium was delighted to hear the name Nicholas Xiong Sanhuo, what the hell name!

Lingyue took a deep breath, calmed down and walked onto the stage with his short legs, squatting and squatting with his fat body. The audience applauded him enthusiastically when they saw his appearance.

so cute!

Perfect shape!

This program is mainly for listening to singing, there is no self-introduction, and I have to sing along with the music.

Lingyue closed her eyes, her body swayed gently with the music, and shielded herself from the cheers outside, until when he was singing, he suddenly raised his voice, and everyone stood up.Some people seem to have a magical power, which can pull people's thoughts in as soon as they open their mouths.

This powerful, positive, and inspirational song aroused the emotions of the audience. When it came to the high-pitched part, the judges were shocked.In fact, they had already obtained the personal information of the players in their hands, and they didn't expect Lingyue to have such a strong explosive power.It's like the power accumulated for many days, like a volcano erupting all of a sudden, shocking.

"Undercurrent" was so popular a while ago, everyone knew what Ling Yue looked like, and the judges were dumbfounded. With Ling Yue's small body, where did his voice come from?

After a song was sung, the audience applauded like crazy. Lingyue breathed a sigh of relief, ran to the side of the stage happily, and bowed to the audience who applauded him, "Thank you, everyone, thank you."

His voice has been disguised, he sounds like a child, and the audience is mesmerized. This contestant's singing is very different from his usual performance!

The host jokingly asked: "A few judges and teachers, do you have a bottom line?"

The judges all shook their heads, "I have no idea at all, you are really not a professional actor? Is singing your side job?"

"The side job can sing like this, how can the professional live?" The judge was singing, and stood up with a look of admiration, "It's amazing!"

Lingyue shook her head, "The teacher praised me, I made my singing debut, I still have to learn."

It doesn't matter if he shakes his head, his head is tilted by him.

The host straightened his head amidst everyone's laughter, and was also amused. Naturally cute, so funny!

"I asked whether the judges and teachers should be laid off. Monkey King, you didn't guess who it was, and now there is another high-pitched voice. If you guess again, the gold master's father will replace you."

"Don't!" These hosts are all big names in variety shows, and some of them have released albums, so they tried their best to guess, "It's Mi Cheng, the voice is very similar."

"No, no, Mi Cheng's voice is thicker than his, and his voice is more penetrating."

"He must be young, he may be about the same as Monkey King. By the way, do you know Monkey King? I suspect you two are a combination."

The host took over the topic, "I'm very responsible to tell you, it's wrong! They didn't know each other before, but they became friends after the rehearsal. The problem is that they didn't know each other after they joined. The note is their current name. Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, sings to the sky, and Nicholas is on fire."

"Hahaha!" There was laughter from the judges and the audience, and Lingyue rubbed her hands subconsciously, not understanding what's so funny about this kind of thing, just adding a friend, don't humans still make friends with netizens?

The judges raised their cards unanimously: "We don't guess anymore! We want to see him perform his specialties!"

"Yes! I just want to see what else he does!"

In the anticipation of everyone, Lingyue smiled wryly, "When I came, the manager only said that this is a singing show, not a performance."

This kid is too honest. The more honest the kid, the more everyone wants to tease him. The host asked, "You're not prepared? This is to pull points. If you don't behave well, the audience won't give you votes."

"Come on, I can perform live!"

"Well," the host smirked, "Just now Monkey King performed somersaults, how about you learn it?"

In fact, he didn't want Lingyue to turn out the standard one. His clothes, arms and legs were short, and his applause was like a seal. Let him make gestures on the ground to make the audience laugh. If he can give him more points, this matter It also went round.

Unexpectedly, Lingyue nodded happily, "I will!"

After talking about it, Lingyue performed a one-handed backflip, and then somersaulted. The fat and flexible bear blinded everyone.

After reacting, the judges all stood up and applauded, "Great! I'm sure! He's a thin man!"

Lingyue: "..."

Humans are so cunning!

The host asked with a smile: "What else do you have?"

Lingyue curled her lips and gave up on herself, "I can sing, I can dance, and I can fly."

The audience applauded: "Fly one!"

Lingyue raised her forehead, this group of humans are also crazy!

The big white bear jumped up to a height of more than one meter, and the little short hands kept stirring. Just before the little short legs hit the ground, they tossed back and forth five or six times, so fast that the naked eye could not see clearly.Lingyue straightened her head solemnly after finishing, "You can fly in slow motion."

"My God, Ward! He must be very good at dancing!"

"The body coordination is great! That movement is too fast!"

"No, I can't bear to let him go down, I can play with him for a day!"

"another one!"

Ling Yue couldn't laugh or cry, squatting on the stage aggrieved, "I'm really a singer! Teachers, please forgive me! Please rate me!"

The more this happened, the more the audience and the judges were reluctant to let him go down. The host had no choice but to smooth things over, "Finally, you can play a cute polar bear again, okay? If you act like a baby, I will make the decision and let you go down."

Lingyue lay on the ground heartbroken, "If you don't let me go down, I'll roll!"

Just when the audience burst into laughter, they heard a "chi".Lingyue froze, it's over, it's leaking!

The audience reacted, tears of laughter came out, "Hahahahahaha...so cute!"

"Although I really don't know who it is, I have to stay. I really want to see what he will do next week."

Lingyue covered the air leak, waiting for the audience to rate her face, her face turned red, this group of human beings are too bad!

In the end, Lingyue's score was 9.8 points, which was not only the highest score among those who appeared for the first time, but also the score was as high as that of a great singer who had sung several times and had already been recognized!

Ling Yue herself was frightened, "A lot!"

The audience at the scene cheered, Lingyue's score meant that he would not be eliminated, that is to say, they could see this cute bear again in the next issue.

The host smiled and said, "Congratulations to Nicholas, you have a super high score!"

Lingyue quickly let go of the air leak, bowed deeply to everyone, and quickly covered the air leak after bowing, this action made everyone laugh again, two of the six judges were women, and were She was so cute that she wanted to rush up and hug him.Now he was held back by several male judges: "Calm down! He's still a child!"

"Isn't it okay to be a mother fan?!"

"No! The more you are a mother fan, the more reserved you are!"

Now Lingyue has lost a lot of weight. Although he can't see his figure clearly, many people still shout: "Skinny man! I'm sure he is not fat at all!"

"Look for someone who can sing and be an actor among the young skinny people!"

Lingyue was flustered, and when the host said she could step down, she quickly ran away covering the leak. Because of the leak, she walked away much more briskly than when she was on stage.

The audience clapped and laughed again, shouting: "Come back!"

Lingyue ran even faster, so he didn't go back!

The host couldn't help laughing too. At the beginning, when Mr. Liu recommended him, he said that he would be popular in two episodes. He didn't believe it, but now he believes it.

"Some people are amazing. They seem to belong to the stage by nature. After playing for 10 minutes, even if they don't know what he looks like, they still make everyone like him. Well, now the pressure on the people who will be on the stage behind should be even greater. Newcomers fight in the ring, can old players hold on? Next, we have invited us to "My Mom Let Me Play Soy Sauce" for three episodes. His voice is very distinctive. I think you have already guessed who he is, but it is It doesn't matter who we are, what we are listening to is the singing, so let's invite him to come on stage!"

When the singer came on stage, Lingyue ran down on the other side. The first thing she had to do was to ask sister Juan to find some tape to mend his clothes.

After fiddling around with her hands and feet, she inflated a little more, and Lingyue finally regained her previous burly figure.

"It's too difficult, these audiences are too scary!" After Lingyue took off the helmet, she couldn't laugh or cry, "They let me perform a lot of shows."

Yang Juan said with a smile: "The audience likes you, and if you don't perform well, they won't be interested in watching."

Lingyue nodded, "I understand the truth, I'm thinking about what show I'm going to perform next time to satisfy them."

The next issue will be the last one, and he will only be given two chances to perform.The score in this issue is so high, the next issue must be operated secretly.Lingyue didn't feel any dissatisfaction at all. This was agreed in advance, and it would be great if he was given a chance. He just needs to show his best side to this stage, and he must be worthy of Teacher Liu's painstaking efforts.

After it was done, Lingyue sat in the lounge and watched other people sing, learning their singing skills. He covered his stomach, feeling the method taught by Mr. Liu, using his dantian to make his voice.Imagine if he sang this song by himself, how should he sing it?Can you sing well.

The last one is really a big name in the singing circle. Everyone knows who he is when he speaks. He has too many fans and scored 9.9 points.

And Lingyue, a young man whose identity no one else could guess, actually took second place in the competition!

The program crew was shocked and embarrassed, Lingyue is so charismatic on stage, how can I get rid of him in the next issue?

Lingyue didn't care about these things. After reading them, he asked Yang Juan to take a few photos of him.When Yang Juan was filming, she told him: "We have regulations, no rumors are allowed."

Lingyue smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't upload to Weibo, and I won't post to Moments."

He just wanted to show Mo Yan that Nicholas Xiong Sanhuo was especially awesome!

After returning to the hotel, Lingyue first asked the other party: "Have you returned? How many polar bears have you saved?"

Mo Yan quickly replied: "I'm like a human being, waiting for a plane abroad."

Ling Yue asked with a smile: "Then what about when you don't want to be a human?"

Mo Yan: "I want to tear apart the space and go back, but this stupid bear Pan Wen threatened me with death! I should leave him at the North Pole and find him a litter of female bears, so he doesn't have to come back!"

Lingyue laughed for a while: "Haha, then you have to dye his eyes white, by the way, I'll show you a bear!"

Lingyue sent those few photos, a big fat white bear looked at the camera happily and compared V, Lingyue thought it was super cute.

Mo Yan asked: "You?"

Lingyue: "Yes, I went to participate in the recording of the program. My name is Nicholas. Dot, Xiong Sanhuo. Don't lose some points. You must pause when you read, or you will lack soul."

Mo Yan didn't react at first, and replied: "It's really stupid, but it's cute."

Lingyue was about to turn back, you are so stupid!Immediately afterwards, Mo Yan replied: "Three fires?"

Ling Yue returned a proud expression.

Mo Yan: "Are you secretly in love with me? You always use my name on every show, is it so difficult to say you like me?"

Lingyue consciously "shuddered": "Mr. Mo! I have a wife! Don't make trouble!"

Mo Yan: "Fuck!"

Lingyue: "...As an adult big monster, you actually scold the little monster, what's your quality?"

Mo Yan: "You ate!"

Lingyue: "Then I'll fart for you! Bounce~Beeryuan, have you seen it?"

Mo Yan was so angry that he wanted to hit him, but he couldn't help but want to be happy, so he replied: "Wait for me to go back, if you can't fart round, I will definitely spank your ass."

Lingyue laughed dryly, now he was embarrassed, he was just joking.

At this time, Wu Jinrong called Lingyue, and immediately asked angrily: "How is your performance today? I don't know if you tell me at the hotel, do you still have my manager in your eyes?"

Lingyue hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, Brother Rong, I just sent a message to Teacher Mo, and I got [-] points, second in the whole class."

Wu Jinrong didn't have time to teach him that he was full of Teacher Mo, Teacher Mo, and Teacher Mo. He was shocked by Lingyue's score, "So high?"

"Yeah," Lingyue said happily, "I'm so awesome! It's just that my clothes are torn, so you can mend them when you go back."

Wu Jinrong: "..."

Singing a song tore the clothes, it's really awesome.

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After this episode was aired, the bullet screen frantically guessed who Lingyue was, and listed many famous singers who both sang and acted, and compared them one by one, none of them were!

The official Weibo of "The Most Beautiful Singing Voice" is already guessing crazy: "Who the hell! Scratch your heart and lungs! Your voice is too bright!"

"It's so cute. Although I don't know who he is, I still want to fan him. The old aunt's heart beats faster and her face is bloody!"

"This cutie has a feeling of grabbing your heart when she sings, like Lingyue!"

"Lingyue's high pitch is not so high, this one is too high, and her strength is stronger than Lingyue's. Looking at the entire music scene, such a young man is not famous. The program team is too awesome. Where did you find it?"

"It's Lingyue! I sensed it with the tentacles of my stupid fan, and I was sure it was Lingyue as soon as he opened his mouth! Yueyue has improved again!"

"Lingyue sings with his face, how can he have real skills?"

"Lingyue only wants to film now, how can she sing, and Lingyue is also included in this kind of show?"

Heizi, who had just stopped, became active again. Qu Yanbo, who had always wanted to be on this show but couldn't be ranked, applied for a trumpet—has hated Lingyue for 100 years: "If Lingyue wasn't good-looking, the Internet popularity would be so high? Take the first place? Lingyue is just good-looking, and she is promoted based on her face, hehehe!"

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"Lingyue wore this kind of clothes when she came to the stage, she was a bumpkin, pretend!"

In the picture, Lingyue is wearing a dress with colorful patches. Each piece of fabric is not big, and it is completely pieced together. In fact, this is the first dress made by his mother. Lingyue likes fancy clothes, so she uses different The fabrics of different colors were assembled together, and the craftsmanship was not very good at that time, Lingyue looked like a little beggar in wearing it.

This comment quickly attracted a lot of replies, and the black fans were excited, "Hehe, how can there be such a poor person now? It's not easy to find such fancy fabrics for patched clothes. In my opinion, this is a scheming boy , that is, Yan Gou will be fooled."

"Nowadays a lot of people intentionally fuck this kind of character design, and even a few people in the family are too embarrassed to participate in the draft competition. Lingyue's face is not like what a poor family can raise, so I can't stand this kind of pretending to be nothing. Wouldn't it be nice to be your rich second generation?"

The number of Lingyue fans is not the same as before, and this kind of comment quickly aroused resentment: "Lingyue never mentioned her background, what are you thinking?"

"Lingyue sits at home, the disaster comes from the sky, why is it that you are so black?"

"No matter what you say, he is good-looking, and his appearance is justice!"

"Objectively speaking, good-looking artists are easier to develop, and it's not unreasonable to rely on their appearance to advance. Lingyue is good-looking and good at acting. Your jealous faces are really ugly."

"I just love my fairy brother, just by looking at his face, I'm a fan of him! What if I'm Yangou? Bite me!"

The fans had another fight with the black fans, and the black fans finally had to admit that Ling Yue was good-looking. Apart from saying that his clothes were ugly, they couldn't find any reason to criticize Ling Yue. After watching and watching, they suddenly realized, eh?It's really pretty!

Qu Yanbo found that all the black fans who supported him had turned against him, and angrily posted on Weibo with a large account: "How could it be Lingyue? I don't know what he is like? If he is Lingyue, I will live broadcast and eat shit. Ha ha! "

This Weibo was deleted within seconds after it was posted, but a fan of Chicken Thieves still took a screenshot: "Look at the screenshot, if you don't read it again, you may be accused of deleting it!"

"Hahaha, Young Master Qu is so cool! Lingyue has long been disliked!"

"Eating shit live, it's too ruthless!"

"Hahahaha, Master Qu must be scolded now!"

"I want to say that if Qu Yanbo's father is okay, let's have a second child. This child will definitely not be able to inherit the family business."

……

Wang Chao likes to read gossip, seeing this is like discovering an incredible treasure, "Yueyue! Look! Qu Yanbo is crazy hahahaha, why does he hate you so much!"

After reading it, Lingyue said excitedly: "Quickly, forward it to me. If he messes with me again in the future, I will send him this picture. By the way, I have to ask Pingdi for his WeChat in advance."

Wang Chao smiled and said, "Don't make trouble, isn't this a confrontation with him? It won't be so stiff."

Lingyue smirked, "Don't worry, he can't come up with such dark things. His temperament is just to confront me, or to criticize me on Weibo. Doesn't it mean that I have to rely on my reputation first?" Fan, do you have a high online support rate? Hmph, actually, I think the netizens are right, his parents really should have a second child."

At this time, a dwarf with a baby face was squatting in front of Mo Yan's house with a dirty body. He was the little crab spirit on Kunlun Mountain.He didn't know the way at first, and asked other fairies on the way, and when they heard Mo Yan's name, they were all scared and ran away.After finally asking for something useful, he walked sideways and turned ninety degrees, and it was difficult to find it again.God knows how much he suffered, and how many wrong ways he traveled to find Mo Yan's home.

Mo Yan and Pan Wen circled the earth twice, and finally came back from the announcement. Seeing the little goblin squatting and sleeping in front of the house, Mo Yan raised his chin, "Pan Wen, give him a bite of what you bought and eat." , this little crawler is too miserable."

Pan Wen clutched his backpack, "Why didn't you share it with him? You have a lot!"

Mo Yan threw the bag on his back protectively, "I bought it for my family."

Pan Wen couldn't help being angry, "You can be someone's father's bird...I'm sorry, I will."

Besides, he was about to be beaten, Pan Wen swallowed the curse words, and gave the little goblin something to eat.At this time, the little crab was woken up. After seeing Mo Yan, tears came down, "Senior Mo! I finally found you!"

Mo Yan stepped back three meters, avoiding the other party, his eyes were extremely disgusted, so dirty!There is also a fishy smell!They are all goblins, not as beautiful and clean as his Chiu's house.

The little crab spirit didn't care what Mo Yan's attitude was, and cried pitifully, "I've been looking for you since the second day you left Kunlun Mountain!"

Pan Wen glared at Mo Yan, your illegitimate child?

Mo Yan took a few steps back, his dislike was palpable, first of all, he couldn't give birth to cubs in the water.Secondly, it took me so long to find him, this IQ, tsk tsk.

"Senior Mo, I am a little demon on Kunlun Mountain, and I am here to deliver a letter to you." The little crab moved two steps forward against the wall, "The phoenix did disappear 300 years ago, and it took 200 years for it to reappear." , the grandpas of the divine beasts were afraid that he would be dangerous because he was too young, so they kept concealing the news from the outside world. Also, Fenghuang did not grow up in the Valley of Hundred Demons, because when Fenghuang was still an egg, he was picked up by a female dragon with the blood of a demon god. She was raised by ferocious beasts, she is Yueyue! Lingyue often brings his younger brother to play with us!"

In the next second, Mo Yan flew over, grabbed the little crab's clothes, almost lifted him up, and roared excitedly: "Then why doesn't he have the aura of a phoenix on him? Why do you all say he's just an ordinary bird?!"

The little crab stretched its neck in fright, rolled its eyes, and was stunned by Mo Yan's breath.

One more shock, and you will die.

Mo Yan was so angry that a mouthful of old blood blocked his chest, and he finally choked out a sentence: "Fuck!! You'll faint after you fucking finish talking!"

Pan Wen hurriedly rescued this little elf, because Mo Yan had a strong sense of territory, so he had to take him to his yard. This little elf doesn't have the physique of Lingyue, just take a pat, and Pan Wen is a fan again. The wind was splashing water again, and the little crab spirit was slowed down. Mo Yan's attribute is fire, and he was in the water. Seeing Mo Yan's face, the little crab spirit shrank behind Pan Wen in fright, not daring to talk to Mo Yan. Yan looked at each other.

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Mo Yan asked anxiously: "Didn't you say that he became an ordinary bird in his original body?"

The little crab shivered in fright, "I don't know, he was just an ordinary bird when he played with us, but he was prettier and had a nicer voice..."

Mo Yan couldn't listen anymore, "What do you say?!"

The little crab rolled his eyes and passed out again.

Mo Yan:! ! !

Pan Wen held Mo Yan down to calm him down, "Maybe he has a baby on him. His bloodline, if his parents dare to put him down the mountain, there must be something to save his life."

Mo Yan let out a breath, the breath that had been suppressed in his heart, quietly dissipated at this moment.

Very good, that's him!

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