I'll be a stand-in for myself [Entertainment]

When Zhen Shipang finished cursing a bunch of swear words and calmed down to listen to the explanation from the official customer service, he heard a standard electronic female voice from the phone: "Your message has been recorded and will be processed within three working days... Your The message has been collected and will be processed within three working days..."

!!!

Zhen Shipang was shocked!

This is not the first time he called the official customer service of this game. Before the game lost in a row, he called the customer service and cursed. The customer service girl with a nice voice never listened to him with a good voice and comforted him. Treating him, he has charged tens of thousands of VIP users for this mobile game!How dare they!

Angry, angry, the takeaway that I ordered just now arrived at this time, Zhen Shipang suppressed the anger in his heart, and prepared to eat his stomach before talking, and then go to the trouble of this game manufacturer and let them understand that they will lose What a rich user!

When he opened the takeaway bag, he was dumbfounded.

The exquisite hamburger in the mobile phone picture is just two slices of shriveled bread sandwiching a piece of luncheon meat in reality, and there is a shrunken lettuce leaf between the luncheon meat and the bread. The combined picture is simply mocking him—this It is the royal and noble cattle castle you want!

This is the first time Zhen Shipang has encountered such a takeaway with such a big gap in the picture. He checked his phone again and found that the score of this store is extremely low, and there are also negative reviews in the comment area.

……

what is it today?Everything goes wrong when you get out of bed together!

Last night I got angry at the hot pot restaurant, woke up this morning hungry, and just got angry because of the game, Zhen Shipang has no strength to question the hamburger restaurant now. Good and bad behavior, after eating something casually, reluctantly go to the real estate company to check in.

This superficial effort should be shown to his father, otherwise his father would cut off his living expenses once he got angry.

Before sitting still in the company for half a minute, Zhen Shipang received a call from his little lover. Hearing the coquettish voice on the phone, Zhen Shipang finally felt at ease. His real girlfriend would not be like this The little lover acted like a baby.

The little lover wanted to ask him to go shopping and watch a movie together. As for what to do after watching the movie, Zhen Shipang knew very well, his heart was itchy instantly, and he left the company without even saying hello.

However, his bad luck today seems to be more than just an innocuous incident in the morning.

Zhen Shipang drove his luxury car worth more than 100 million to pick up his little lover's house. After taking advantage of a lot of money, he took his little lover to a high-end shopping mall——G+ shopping center.

Zhen Shipang's father's real estate company also owns several small shopping malls, but the business is not very good, and they are barely profitable. Unlike the G+ shopping mall of Gu's Group, the traffic is not only large but also stable. Merchants squeeze their heads and want to settle in it.

The little lover has long taken a fancy to a well-known luxury bag in China. Today, Zhen Shipang came here just to let Zhen Shipang buy that bag for her, and buy some other things by the way. Zhen Shipang looked at the bag. The price of the bag hesitated for a while, but the little lover was good at acting like a baby, so Zhen Shipang gritted his teeth and took out the card for the sake of face, and asked the little lover to use it.

Pointing to the latest bag, the little lover said to the clerk proudly, "Wrap that up for me."

When it came time to swipe the card to check out, the clerk looked at the prompt on the computer and twitched his eyebrows, thinking it couldn't be such a coincidence, why did this person just happen to go to their store to spend.

With a smile on his face, the clerk returned the credit card to Zhen Shipang's little lover: "Sorry, you can't spend in our store."

The smile on the little lover's face froze, watching the clerk put her favorite bag back on the shelf, she didn't recover for a long time: "...what?"

What do you mean you can't spend in our store?She had never heard such strange words!

She could only think of one reason: "Is there not enough money in Kari?"

The clerk shook his head: "No, it's like this, the holder of this card can't spend in our store, nor can he spend in any of our branches... Um... Maybe I didn't express it accurately enough, so let me just So, you probably won’t be able to buy anything here today.”

"..."

Zhen Shipang's little lover looked back at Zhen Shipang, pursed his mouth in grievance: "Honey, what's going on!"

Zhen Shipang was also at a loss: "You guys made a mistake, I shouldn't be able to swipe this card."

Seeing that they have always been serious about whether the credit card can be used, the clerk had no choice but to patiently explain: "The card is fine and can be used normally. We received a notice this morning that a user has been blacklisted by our head office and is not allowed to use the credit card. For consumption at any of our branches, this user..." The clerk looked at Zhen Shipang, "It happens to be you."

Zhen Shipang: "..."

Zhen Shipang's little lover: "..."

Zhen Shipang was a little anxious: "You have made a mistake!"

He didn't relate what happened at the hotpot restaurant last night. After all, that restaurant was a restaurant, and this one was a luxury brand. He thought that Mr. Gu was the one who opened a hotpot restaurant, so how could he touch the aspect of luxury brands.

"May I ask if your surname is Zhen, and your phone number is 5739?"

"……Yes."

The clerk said: "That's not a mistake." And according to the surveillance screenshot sent by the headquarters, the face on it is indeed the person in front of him.

"You...you...you are sick, and you don't even make money!"

There were still a few guests around, probably hearing the voice from here, they glanced curiously, Zhen Shipang's face was flushed, and he couldn't help but raise the volume.

The clerk blinked, and it was true: "Our products never lack buyers."

This is true, other products may have a backlog of inventory, but their brand has never been unsold. Every time a new product is released, many ladies and celebrities rush to buy it.

No, during their delay, another customer walked into the store and saw the new ladies' handbags on the display cabinet at a glance, and took out the VIP membership card in the store without saying a word: "Hurry up and get it for me!" Come here, oh my god, there is still one here, I visited your two branches yesterday and they were all sold out, I didn’t expect there is still stock here!”

The clerk received her with a smile, and quickly swiped the card to check out: "Mrs. Chen is lucky. We only got two new products this time. One was bought on the spot when it was delivered yesterday. The goods are here. Do you need to wrap them up?"

"No, give me a bag and let me put this bag in my hand. I'm going to go shopping with the latest model now!" Mrs. Chen happily carried the bag in her hand, and looked at it again and again in front of the mirror.

"Wow, it just matches what Mrs. Chen is wearing today."

"Yes, yes, it's a good match, isn't it? This new product is too good-looking. I said you are really serious. Why can't you make more each time? How about two thousand? You have to grab it every time."

The clerk smiled: "Everyone is really enthusiastic. Our bags need to be carefully polished and adjusted before leaving the factory. No matter how fast the hands of the masters are, they cannot ignore quality for the sake of speed."

The clerk warmly entertained Mrs. Chen, and sent Mrs. Chen out. Seeing that the bag she liked was bought by others, the little lover who had been hanging aside stomped her feet and left angrily.

Zhen Shipang caught up with his little lover, coaxed him with nice words, and the little lover smiled at him again. The little lover asked Zhen Shipang to buy her a string of diamond necklaces to apologize, but they just entered a jewelry store At the door of the store, he was politely sent out by the clerk.

What the clerk said before - "You probably won't be able to buy anything here today", the "here" in it not only refers to the bag shop, but also refers to the entire G+ shopping mall.

After being rejected by several stores in a row, not only Zhen Shipang's little lover's complexion is ugly, but also Zhen Shipang's own complexion is a bit dark. He clamored to sue all these stores, and dared to refuse customers, but He also knew that he could only talk like this, he couldn't afford to offend the Gu Group behind the G+ shopping mall.

Today's date could only break up unhappy, the little lover asked Zhen Shipang to send her back with a cold face, Zhen Shipang didn't want to just send her home like this, so she abducted her to have a room with him after trying to persuade her. I went to a nearby five-star hotel, and before I walked into the front desk, I was politely stopped by the hotel's security guard and sent out the door.

Zhen Shipang was furious: "What are you doing!"

Two security guards guarded the entrance, one left and one right: "Sorry, you are not welcome in our hotel."

"You, you..." Zhen Shipang pointed at the security guard's trembling hand.

The little lover shook Zhen Shipang's hand, frowned and asked, "Is your family going bankrupt?"

"You're just bankrupt! Fuck!" Zhen Shipang didn't know what was going on today, facing the two burly men guarding the hotel entrance, he could only be helplessly furious.

At this time, the parking lot sent him a message: It is detected that you are the least welcome customer of our company. Please drive away within 15 minutes. If you do not drive away after 15 minutes, our company will enforce it.

Even text messages don't use "you" to address them, and use you directly!

This morning, the screen protector of the mobile phone with some small cracks was completely shattered, and the mobile phone became a pile of rubbish on the ground.

The security guard looked at each other and called the sweeping aunt, who swept the pile of mobile phone fragments together, poured them into a garbage bag, and stuffed them into Zhen Shipang's hands.

The sweeping aunt taught him righteously: "Don't litter everywhere, garbage, understand?"

Zhen Shipang was completely angry now, and even faintly had a hint of madness. Fortunately, the security guards protected Aunt Sweeper behind him in time to prevent Auntie from being hurt.

Although Zhen Shipang's little lover didn't want to lose face along with him, in order to prevent the situation from getting worse, he still came up to hold Zhen Shipang and tried to calm his emotions.

The scene at the entrance of the hotel was photographed and sent to my circle of friends and Weibo. The content was: Hahaha, it is said that I wanted to bring my girlfriend to open a room, but I was not allowed to enter, hahaha.

Zhen Shipang's unlucky day is far from over.

When he finished all this and returned to the company, he found a person sitting in his office. He opened the door and saw that it was his father.

Zhen Shipang was about to complain to his father, and by the way, did his family offend someone recently, or did his family really have been investigated for crimes and crimes, so he was despised everywhere on this day .

Before Zhen Shipang could open his mouth, his father got up and picked up the lucky bamboo plant planted in the flowerpot. The bamboo pole was still connected to the soil underneath, and pulled it towards Zhen Shipang's body. The soil flew together, and Zhen Shipang ran away with his head in his arms.

"Dad, what are you doing!"

"I killed this careless thing, why did you hire him! Is that something you can provoke! The cooperation that we finally talked about was all messed up by you. You are useless. A messy dog ​​thing!"

"...Dad! I'm a dog, what are you?"

"You... you, you, you, you dare to talk back!"

Father Zhen quickly covered his heart in anger to prevent himself from being fainted by this son's anger. The lucky bamboo in his hand had already been broken. Father Zhen threw the lucky bamboo away, turned around and left.

Zhen Shipang didn't know what happened until now, so he chased after him: "Dad, you...just left?"

Father Zhen gritted his teeth: "I'm rushing home to have a second child with your mother! You bastard, get out of the company tomorrow!"

"dad!"

Zhen Shipang was really in a hurry now, and hurried to catch up, but in the end he could only watch helplessly as the back of his father got into the car and drove away.

This... What the hell is going on!

Naturally, Zhen Shipang didn't know what kind of influence the person he offended who he thought "just opened a hot pot restaurant" had.

Gu Zhongming also didn't know what happened to Zhen Shipang today, and he was not interested in knowing. Gu Zhongming is only interested in one person now.

"You mean, he changed his name?"

The author has something to say: Except for the shoddy hamburger restaurant, all the shops listed above are owned by Gu Zaizai.

The reason for this situation is that all restaurants under the name of Gu have listed Zhen Shipang's phone number as a prohibited search user, so Zhen Shipang can't find those good restaurants, such good restaurants with high ratings As soon as it disappeared from his list, those other stores with bad reviews naturally appeared in more obvious positions in Zhen Shipang's list.

The behavior of merchants blacklisting users in the food delivery software only exists in this article. In reality, there is no such function yet.