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Because Jiang Shiyan's Weibo account went off in person to attack fans, the marketing account was a little confused.
For a while, everyone couldn't figure out how to eat this melon.
——The rightful owner who was posted upside down proved it himself, so what else is there to say?
——Obviously the relationship between the two is very good, but some people are blind and can't see it.
——Go to hell with the rhythm, the brotherhood is obviously very good, as for what is said to be upside down?
——Heizi looked over, and it was still upside down. Did the right master who was upside down personally end the game and tear up Heizi?
……
More than half of the public opinion against Lin Zhou was shared by Jiang Shiyan, and the trending searches for [Jiang Shiyan's end against sunspots] overwhelmed the trending searches for [Lin Zhou's back post].
And Lin Zhou's fans and CP fans took advantage of this opportunity to wash up the square, lowering the trending searches, and those who couldn't lower it would promote Lin Zhou in it.
It was only at this time that Lin Zhou's studio started to speak out, posting a group photo of the two at school, a group photo in variety shows, and a group photo of a family eating together on Weibo.
[From the boyhood to the present to the future, it has never changed, and it will not change in the future. 】
After Jiang Shiyan published his marketing account on Weibo, Jiang Shiyan reposted this Weibo from Lin Zhou's studio.
Huashang forwarded this Weibo, Huashang's artists forwarded it, and Leyin Platform forwarded it.
"My cp is real" also reposted this Weibo, and cp fans followed the steps of "my cp is real" and the studio to start anti-crime.
Because of Jiang Shiyan's end, both Lin Zhou's fans and the two's CP fans held their heads high and held their heads high, tearing up Heizi without mercy, because they have their backing, and every sentence they say "they just have a good relationship" is justified It is said that because their Lord placed himself in the harshest wind of the storm and gave them the strongest backing.
In the history of CP, there has never been a master who has been torn up so openly for the other party, and the marketing account is also very confused. The reason why they dare to blackmail is because they know that the master does not dare to end easily, and this pair of CP is different, whether it is Lin Zhou was ridiculed when he sang the hammer, or called his father and was said to be submissive. Jiang Shiyan stood up every time.
All of this will never stop the marketing accounts and black fans who are black for the sake of blackness, but it can wake up passers-by who don't know the truth.
Is it Lin Zhou who posted it upside down?
No, no, our Lord himself has come out to prove it, with reasons and evidence that cannot be refuted.
If you have to refute, there is only one sentence, does it have something to do with Ning?
It is similar to all kinds of anti-gangsters in the past, whether it is personal or cp super chat, there was a period of chaos, but the chaos was orderly, like a war without gunpowder, but because Jiang Shiyan stood up, everyone had a direction, The backbone.
Mo Huan's essay was so well written that Jiang Shiyan's status as a "dog licker" was confirmed.
The marketing account began to turn to the battlefield, and started to talk about this "dog licking", which is also justified, after all, the article about licking dogs is so well written.
The marketing content posted by the marketing account this time became Jiang Shiyan's clarification for Lin Zhou many times, but Lin Zhou did not respond.
First of all, Lin Zhou's only fan is the one who can't see it.
- Fuck - sir, it's never over, isn't it?
?
——Marketing account, do you fucking have no family?Take turns black?How much did you pay?
——I can't stand being a fucking fan.
——Everyone agrees first, no matter what it is, kill these shameless people first.
……
It was related to the president of Huashang. All the stars of Huashang also reposted Weibo, so fans from all over the world also came to help.
But the trend of Weibo has changed. In some forums and posts, Jiang Shiyan’s identity as a dog licker is still ridiculed. The sharp and ugly words make people angry, but no one said that Lin Zhou posted it upside down. If the upside-down post can be like this, He is also a winner in life.
Jiang Shiyan didn't care about what was going on on Weibo. Looking at the words in these forums and posts, he touched the place on his forearm that had almost healed but still had some pain. He couldn't see any emotion.
Xiao Ran took advantage of the recording gap to understand the development process of the whole matter, and naturally also saw Jiang Shiyan being ridiculed by the whole network, and sighed, "Why bother?"
"Simple, direct, fast, clear, and..." Jiang Shiyan tapped his phone with his index finger, "It's cool."
"It's fun for you, but there's no need to slander yourself, right?" Xiao Ran said helplessly, "It's okay to slander, there's no need to slander yourself, right? I've seen you for a long time, and there are still people who slander themselves." Actually He also disagrees with the hateful person. If he handles it, it will never be handled in this way.
The reason why Lin Zhou was targeted and hacked was that apart from the surge in his own traffic, another important reason was that this variety show was too popular. However, in the two episodes of the variety show, Huashang and Leyin's money-making speed was enough to make countless people jealous blood, and Lin Zhou's live broadcast overturned just gave them an excuse to attack.
But if it was another artist this time, Jiang Shiyan would not handle it in this way.
Jiang Shiyan lowered his eyes and said after a while: "I just want to try what it's like when he is being scolded." If you can stand in front of him, then stand in front of him, if you can't stand in front of him, then stay with him Being scolded, ridiculed, and ridiculed together.
Seeing those who scolded him on the Internet, he felt a magical pleasure, like the feeling when a blade cuts across his arms.
"Those two years..." Jiang Shiyan was silent for a few seconds, "I owe him too much."
Xiao Ran paused, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry."
Jiang Shiyan was taken aback for a moment, and realized that he had slipped a word, so he raised his hand and patted Xiao Ran on the shoulder, "I have no other intentions, and it wasn't just because of you that he didn't go well in those two years." Xiao Ran is actually a very careful person, and he has been working hard to make up for it. , Jiang Shiyan could see it.
At that time, when he knew that Xiao Ran was targeting Lin Zhou, Jiang Shiyan was not without anger, but in the final analysis, the source was still with him. Xiao Ran's fault was that he defended his brother too much. It was himself, not Xiao Ran, who should make up for it.
As the evening approached, there were still not many fans in the live broadcast room, and the hot searches on Weibo were still hanging there, but they were slowly declining. The trend of Weibo has always changed relatively quickly, but the forum posts were different. The level of black fans inside was higher than The black fans on Weibo were several grades higher, and many fans who couldn't stand it went directly to the forum to speak for Jiang Shiyan.
Jiang Shiyan, who hadn't appeared in the live broadcast room for most of the afternoon, finally appeared, looked at Lin Zhou's messy dishes and sighed, "Kitchen Bomb, let's rest for a while."
The recording is still going on, Jiang Shiyan will be Xiao
The three dishes I ordered were fish-flavored shredded pork, Dongpo pork, and mushroom frog.
Lin Zhou was looking forward to how Jiang Shiyan would cook these dishes before, but now he is not thinking about it.
Jiang Shiyan didn't appear in the camera in the middle of the afternoon, and Xiao Ran was also absent-minded. He went to the bathroom every 10 minutes, and there were no ghosts in it.
Lin Zhou asked Jiang Shiyan in a low voice, "Is it difficult to talk online?"
Jiang Shiyan shook his head, "It's all small things."
"Oh." Lin Zhou wrinkled his nose. Thaks believed it was strange, but he was always in front of the camera and had no time to look at his mobile phone. He didn't know what happened on the Internet.
After finishing the three dishes, everyone went to the front hall to receive comments together.
Except for Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan, the rest of the groups got more ingredients, and the dishes their guests ordered were more conventional, nothing strange like frogs.
Fang Xuejia and Xiang Song's cooking is okay, and the ingredients are also okay, so the guest's request can naturally be met. The guest gave the two of them the resource card on the spot, and chose side A. The resource card read: On the day of recording the program The ingredients obtained are doubled.
Fang Xuejia and Xiang Song looked confused, the recording will end tomorrow, what's the use of them asking for so many ingredients?
The program team begs you to be an individual.
Xiang Song whispered: "Let's take these dishes back and put them in the refrigerator, and bring them back in the next episode."
"It will definitely rot in the refrigerator for ten days and half a month." Fang Xuejia frowned.
"It's okay." Xiang Song raised his eyebrows at her, "Our refrigerator is invincible to keep fresh, and it won't break after a year." This kind of shameless spirit is learned from Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan.
——Hahaha, if you don't want to learn, you will learn Zhouzhou's crooked ways.
——Friendly reminder, you may not have the super logic of the boss.
——Friendly reminder, you two may have to roll over.
……
Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao stalked each other before making dinner and asked to use the guest's help card. The content of the help card was that they could ask other guests for help with a dish.
Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao had expected the content of this card a long time ago, so they prepared to stalk Mr. Jiang to help them cook a dish, but the result was that Lin Zhou's live broadcast overturned. In this weird situation, they I dare not ask the boss to cook.
So the two tried their best to cook two dishes, and directly vomited the guest in their group, and directly gave a bad review, the kind that cannot be regretted.
——Hahahaha, dark cuisine.
——It is suggested that you take a cooking class after this episode is over, otherwise the two of you may starve to death.
——Dabao and Xiaobao don’t eat their own dishes, go to the next door to eat, I think Mr. Jiang’s dishes are pretty good.
……
In the other group, Zhou Sinong can't cook, but Geng Yanming can do a little bit, so it's not bad, and the guests are more face-saving. The money card given to them is that all income on the day of recording the program is doubled.
However, it was snowing heavily today, everyone didn’t go out, and all the programs got ingredients, and the only project with money was to dominate the screen, but because of Lin Zhou’s overturned car, the other groups of guests had no chance to dominate the screen at all.
So this money card is useless today.
——Fuck, this program group is too inhuman.
——I am now looking forward to Zhouzhou's mysterious card.
——Sisters, come quickly, and the content of the mysterious card will be revealed.
……
Finally it was his turn, Xiao Ran first raised his eyebrows at Lin Zhou, Lin Zhou raised his hand, "Director, Mr. Xiao provoked me."
Director: "It can be provocative."
Lin Zhou had a clear expression on his face, "And you said that the program team has no shady scenes?"
Xiao Ran smiled, "You're right, my real name is Shame."
Lin Zhou bared his teeth at him, "Anyway, if you don't give a good review today, you are a shady."
Xiao Ran picked up the so-called fish-flavored shredded pork with chopsticks and tasted it, then his eyes widened in surprise, "Hey, it's delicious."
"It's delicious." Lin Zhou smiled so much that his brows and eyes narrowed, and he picked up his chopsticks consciously. Indeed, Xiao Yan's cooking skills are not covered.
"It's just..." Xiao Ran clicked his tongue, "Is the fish-flavored shredded pork fried with potatoes?"
"Is this fish-flavored pork shreds? Is there no fish in fish-flavored pork shreds?" Xiao Ran said again,
Xiao Ran made it clear that he was deliberately provoking.
Without waiting for Lin Zhou to refute him, "Is there a wife in the wife cake?" "Is there a godmother in the old godmother?"
Seeing Jiang Shiyan coming over, he picked up his chopsticks and fiddled with the dish a few times, picked out a thing the size of a small fingernail, put it on an empty plate, and opened it with chopsticks, "This is fish."
"I testify." Xiang Song hurriedly raised his hand, "Mr. Xiao bought this piece of fish with me for one dollar."
There is fish in Xiang Song's dish tonight.
Xiao Ran: "..."
Wow, is there such an operation?
Jiang Shiyan unhurriedly picked up a chopstick of meat and put it on the plate, "This is shredded pork."
"So, this dish is called Fish Fragrance - Shredded Pork, do you have any comments?"
"No objection." Lin Zhou raised his hand to help, "It's so perfect, have you ever seen fish in fish-flavored shredded pork?" Lin Zhou looked at Xiao Ran with awe-inspiring justice, "Isn't it a long time to see you, Yu-flavored pork?" There are fish in the thread."
Xiao Ran: "..."
Lin Zhou felt that Jiang Shiyan was simply a genius. Jiang Shiyan felt his admiration and gave him a "calm down" look.
Jiang Shiyan didn't wait for Xiao Ran to taste it, and introduced it to him personally, "This is Dongpo meat."
Jiang Shiyan pointed to the mouth-watering red meat on the plate.
Xiao Ran sneered, "Since this is the case, then I will ask, where is the Dongpo in Dongpo meat?"
"Hey..." Lin Zhou stared, "Did you do it on purpose?"
Xiao Ran: "You just know?"
"Don't worry." Jiang Shiyan patted Lin Zhou's shoulder, then motioned Xiao Ran to lower his head, "What do you see here?"
Xiao Ran looked down for a long time before seeing the word "Dongpo" scratched with a knife on the two pieces of meat.
Xiao Ran: "..."
It's really a dog.
"Where's the frog?" Xiao Ran turned directly to the third dish, "I won't say anything else, tell me where is the frog?"
"Take a bite." Jiang Shiyan motioned him to take a bite.
Xiao Ran looked at him suspiciously, before he could speak, Lin Zhou had already picked up a flower mushroom and stuffed it directly into his mouth, "Come on, Mr. Xiao, I'll feed you."
Xiao
Ran was forced by Lin Zhou to eat a mouthful of flower mushrooms, and then frowned, "So sweet?"
Jiang Shiyan picked up a chicken nugget from the plate, put it on the plate, and said lightly: "Chicken."
"Mushroom, sweet, chicken." Jiang Shiyan put down his chopsticks, "It's all what you want."
"Then...that chicken nugget was bought from me, one yuan." Yu Chao said hurriedly.
Xiao Ran: "...I...I, him...I ordered frog." Xiao Ran reluctantly swallowed back the swear words that came to his lips.
"Yes." Lin Zhou pointed to the plate, "Sweet Chicken."
"Frog." Xiao Ran stared, "Tianji."
"Yes, Tianji." Lin Zhou looked innocent.
Although Lin Zhou didn't participate in Jiang Shiyan's cooking process, nor did he know about Jiang Shiyan's arrangements in advance, but his ability to accept was super strong, and he immediately stood on the front line of output.
Xiao Ran: "..."
I have nothing fucking to say.
Xiao Ran was stunned and had nothing to say, but he was directly handed over to the B side of the mysterious card.
The A side of other card sides is so cruel, it is conceivable that the B side may be abused out of the sky.
——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
——Come, come, vote, guess what side B is?
——Doi on site?
——Fuck, is there poison upstairs?
——hahahahahaha...
— Hurry up, I can't wait.
……
Xiao Ran naturally knew what side B was, he and Du Fancheng came up with it together, and the purpose of his visit this time was also to get Jiang Shiyan to sing.
Xiao Ran has been with Jiang Shiyan for the past few years, and has never heard Jiang Shiyan sing, and Du Fancheng and Jiang Shiyan's nephew for so many years have never heard Jiang Shiyan sing, Du Fancheng wanted Jiang Shiyan to sing a song, but never succeeded once.
But this time it's different, this is a show that Hua Shang and Leyin are doing together, even though Jiang Shiyan is very reluctant, but in front of the audience, Jiang Shiyan can only reluctantly do it.
Xiao Ran proudly signaled to the program team to announce.
Lin Zhou's eyelids twitched, thinking that this mysterious card must not be simple.
The director glanced at Xiao Ran, and coughed with guilt: "The B side of the mysterious card is for the guests who hold this card to perform a warm dance for the audience. The content of the dance will not be revealed for the time being. Please log on to the music platform to watch it later. Those who have annual card members You can watch it for free, while other Leyin members can order Hua Shangxiao's hot dance videos for only a penny."
……
Lin Zhou suspected that he heard it wrong, and took a look at the card in front of the director. It was indeed "the guest holding this card" instead of "the guest holding this card", which means that the direction of this card is very clear , that is Xiao Ran.
Lin Zhou raised his card to Xiao Ran: "It's you, it's you, it's you."
Xiao Ran's face was already the same color as the pot that Lin Zhou blew up, it was totally different from what he thought.
What they conspired with was that Jiang Shiyan's singing video would definitely be popular all over the Internet, and he could earn a fortune by watching it for a dollar on demand.
Jiang Shiyan understood quickly, and sneered: "I remember reminding you before that you need to be cautious when cooperating with Du Fancheng."
Lin Zhou continued to add insult to injury, "Mr. Xiao, you are a bit cheap."
Xiao Ran: "..."
Damn Du Fancheng, I will fucking kill you.
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Because Jiang Shiyan's Weibo account went off in person to attack fans, the marketing account was a little confused.
For a while, everyone couldn't figure out how to eat this melon.
——The rightful owner who was posted upside down proved it himself, so what else is there to say?
——Obviously the relationship between the two is very good, but some people are blind and can't see it.
——Go to hell with the rhythm, the brotherhood is obviously very good, as for what is said to be upside down?
——Heizi looked over, and it was still upside down. Did the right master who was upside down personally end the game and tear up Heizi?
……
More than half of the public opinion against Lin Zhou was shared by Jiang Shiyan, and the trending searches for [Jiang Shiyan's end against sunspots] overwhelmed the trending searches for [Lin Zhou's back post].
And Lin Zhou's fans and CP fans took advantage of this opportunity to wash up the square, lowering the trending searches, and those who couldn't lower it would promote Lin Zhou in it.
It was only at this time that Lin Zhou's studio started to speak out, posting a group photo of the two at school, a group photo in variety shows, and a group photo of a family eating together on Weibo.
[From the boyhood to the present to the future, it has never changed, and it will not change in the future. 】
After Jiang Shiyan published his marketing account on Weibo, Jiang Shiyan reposted this Weibo from Lin Zhou's studio.
Huashang forwarded this Weibo, Huashang's artists forwarded it, and Leyin Platform forwarded it.
"My cp is real" also reposted this Weibo, and cp fans followed the steps of "my cp is real" and the studio to start anti-crime.
Because of Jiang Shiyan's end, both Lin Zhou's fans and the two's CP fans held their heads high and held their heads high, tearing up Heizi without mercy, because they have their backing, and every sentence they say "they just have a good relationship" is justified It is said that because their Lord placed himself in the harshest wind of the storm and gave them the strongest backing.
In the history of CP, there has never been a master who has been torn up so openly for the other party, and the marketing account is also very confused. The reason why they dare to blackmail is because they know that the master does not dare to end easily, and this pair of CP is different, whether it is Lin Zhou was ridiculed when he sang the hammer, or called his father and was said to be submissive. Jiang Shiyan stood up every time.
All of this will never stop the marketing accounts and black fans who are black for the sake of blackness, but it can wake up passers-by who don't know the truth.
Is it Lin Zhou who posted it upside down?
No, no, our Lord himself has come out to prove it, with reasons and evidence that cannot be refuted.
If you have to refute, there is only one sentence, does it have something to do with Ning?
It is similar to all kinds of anti-gangsters in the past, whether it is personal or cp super chat, there was a period of chaos, but the chaos was orderly, like a war without gunpowder, but because Jiang Shiyan stood up, everyone had a direction, The backbone.
Mo Huan's essay was so well written that Jiang Shiyan's status as a "dog licker" was confirmed.
The marketing account began to turn to the battlefield, and started to talk about this "dog licking", which is also justified, after all, the article about licking dogs is so well written.
The marketing content posted by the marketing account this time became Jiang Shiyan's clarification for Lin Zhou many times, but Lin Zhou did not respond.
First of all, Lin Zhou's only fan is the one who can't see it.
- Fuck - sir, it's never over, isn't it?
?
——Marketing account, do you fucking have no family?Take turns black?How much did you pay?
——I can't stand being a fucking fan.
——Everyone agrees first, no matter what it is, kill these shameless people first.
……
It was related to the president of Huashang. All the stars of Huashang also reposted Weibo, so fans from all over the world also came to help.
But the trend of Weibo has changed. In some forums and posts, Jiang Shiyan’s identity as a dog licker is still ridiculed. The sharp and ugly words make people angry, but no one said that Lin Zhou posted it upside down. If the upside-down post can be like this, He is also a winner in life.
Jiang Shiyan didn't care about what was going on on Weibo. Looking at the words in these forums and posts, he touched the place on his forearm that had almost healed but still had some pain. He couldn't see any emotion.
Xiao Ran took advantage of the recording gap to understand the development process of the whole matter, and naturally also saw Jiang Shiyan being ridiculed by the whole network, and sighed, "Why bother?"
"Simple, direct, fast, clear, and..." Jiang Shiyan tapped his phone with his index finger, "It's cool."
"It's fun for you, but there's no need to slander yourself, right?" Xiao Ran said helplessly, "It's okay to slander, there's no need to slander yourself, right? I've seen you for a long time, and there are still people who slander themselves." Actually He also disagrees with the hateful person. If he handles it, it will never be handled in this way.
The reason why Lin Zhou was targeted and hacked was that apart from the surge in his own traffic, another important reason was that this variety show was too popular. However, in the two episodes of the variety show, Huashang and Leyin's money-making speed was enough to make countless people jealous blood, and Lin Zhou's live broadcast overturned just gave them an excuse to attack.
But if it was another artist this time, Jiang Shiyan would not handle it in this way.
Jiang Shiyan lowered his eyes and said after a while: "I just want to try what it's like when he is being scolded." If you can stand in front of him, then stand in front of him, if you can't stand in front of him, then stay with him Being scolded, ridiculed, and ridiculed together.
Seeing those who scolded him on the Internet, he felt a magical pleasure, like the feeling when a blade cuts across his arms.
"Those two years..." Jiang Shiyan was silent for a few seconds, "I owe him too much."
Xiao Ran paused, and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry."
Jiang Shiyan was taken aback for a moment, and realized that he had slipped a word, so he raised his hand and patted Xiao Ran on the shoulder, "I have no other intentions, and it wasn't just because of you that he didn't go well in those two years." Xiao Ran is actually a very careful person, and he has been working hard to make up for it. , Jiang Shiyan could see it.
At that time, when he knew that Xiao Ran was targeting Lin Zhou, Jiang Shiyan was not without anger, but in the final analysis, the source was still with him. Xiao Ran's fault was that he defended his brother too much. It was himself, not Xiao Ran, who should make up for it.
As the evening approached, there were still not many fans in the live broadcast room, and the hot searches on Weibo were still hanging there, but they were slowly declining. The trend of Weibo has always changed relatively quickly, but the forum posts were different. The level of black fans inside was higher than The black fans on Weibo were several grades higher, and many fans who couldn't stand it went directly to the forum to speak for Jiang Shiyan.
Jiang Shiyan, who hadn't appeared in the live broadcast room for most of the afternoon, finally appeared, looked at Lin Zhou's messy dishes and sighed, "Kitchen Bomb, let's rest for a while."
The recording is still going on, Jiang Shiyan will be Xiao
The three dishes I ordered were fish-flavored shredded pork, Dongpo pork, and mushroom frog.
Lin Zhou was looking forward to how Jiang Shiyan would cook these dishes before, but now he is not thinking about it.
Jiang Shiyan didn't appear in the camera in the middle of the afternoon, and Xiao Ran was also absent-minded. He went to the bathroom every 10 minutes, and there were no ghosts in it.
Lin Zhou asked Jiang Shiyan in a low voice, "Is it difficult to talk online?"
Jiang Shiyan shook his head, "It's all small things."
"Oh." Lin Zhou wrinkled his nose. Thaks believed it was strange, but he was always in front of the camera and had no time to look at his mobile phone. He didn't know what happened on the Internet.
After finishing the three dishes, everyone went to the front hall to receive comments together.
Except for Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan, the rest of the groups got more ingredients, and the dishes their guests ordered were more conventional, nothing strange like frogs.
Fang Xuejia and Xiang Song's cooking is okay, and the ingredients are also okay, so the guest's request can naturally be met. The guest gave the two of them the resource card on the spot, and chose side A. The resource card read: On the day of recording the program The ingredients obtained are doubled.
Fang Xuejia and Xiang Song looked confused, the recording will end tomorrow, what's the use of them asking for so many ingredients?
The program team begs you to be an individual.
Xiang Song whispered: "Let's take these dishes back and put them in the refrigerator, and bring them back in the next episode."
"It will definitely rot in the refrigerator for ten days and half a month." Fang Xuejia frowned.
"It's okay." Xiang Song raised his eyebrows at her, "Our refrigerator is invincible to keep fresh, and it won't break after a year." This kind of shameless spirit is learned from Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan.
——Hahaha, if you don't want to learn, you will learn Zhouzhou's crooked ways.
——Friendly reminder, you may not have the super logic of the boss.
——Friendly reminder, you two may have to roll over.
……
Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao stalked each other before making dinner and asked to use the guest's help card. The content of the help card was that they could ask other guests for help with a dish.
Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao had expected the content of this card a long time ago, so they prepared to stalk Mr. Jiang to help them cook a dish, but the result was that Lin Zhou's live broadcast overturned. In this weird situation, they I dare not ask the boss to cook.
So the two tried their best to cook two dishes, and directly vomited the guest in their group, and directly gave a bad review, the kind that cannot be regretted.
——Hahahaha, dark cuisine.
——It is suggested that you take a cooking class after this episode is over, otherwise the two of you may starve to death.
——Dabao and Xiaobao don’t eat their own dishes, go to the next door to eat, I think Mr. Jiang’s dishes are pretty good.
……
In the other group, Zhou Sinong can't cook, but Geng Yanming can do a little bit, so it's not bad, and the guests are more face-saving. The money card given to them is that all income on the day of recording the program is doubled.
However, it was snowing heavily today, everyone didn’t go out, and all the programs got ingredients, and the only project with money was to dominate the screen, but because of Lin Zhou’s overturned car, the other groups of guests had no chance to dominate the screen at all.
So this money card is useless today.
——Fuck, this program group is too inhuman.
——I am now looking forward to Zhouzhou's mysterious card.
——Sisters, come quickly, and the content of the mysterious card will be revealed.
……
Finally it was his turn, Xiao Ran first raised his eyebrows at Lin Zhou, Lin Zhou raised his hand, "Director, Mr. Xiao provoked me."
Director: "It can be provocative."
Lin Zhou had a clear expression on his face, "And you said that the program team has no shady scenes?"
Xiao Ran smiled, "You're right, my real name is Shame."
Lin Zhou bared his teeth at him, "Anyway, if you don't give a good review today, you are a shady."
Xiao Ran picked up the so-called fish-flavored shredded pork with chopsticks and tasted it, then his eyes widened in surprise, "Hey, it's delicious."
"It's delicious." Lin Zhou smiled so much that his brows and eyes narrowed, and he picked up his chopsticks consciously. Indeed, Xiao Yan's cooking skills are not covered.
"It's just..." Xiao Ran clicked his tongue, "Is the fish-flavored shredded pork fried with potatoes?"
"Is this fish-flavored pork shreds? Is there no fish in fish-flavored pork shreds?" Xiao Ran said again,
Xiao Ran made it clear that he was deliberately provoking.
Without waiting for Lin Zhou to refute him, "Is there a wife in the wife cake?" "Is there a godmother in the old godmother?"
Seeing Jiang Shiyan coming over, he picked up his chopsticks and fiddled with the dish a few times, picked out a thing the size of a small fingernail, put it on an empty plate, and opened it with chopsticks, "This is fish."
"I testify." Xiang Song hurriedly raised his hand, "Mr. Xiao bought this piece of fish with me for one dollar."
There is fish in Xiang Song's dish tonight.
Xiao Ran: "..."
Wow, is there such an operation?
Jiang Shiyan unhurriedly picked up a chopstick of meat and put it on the plate, "This is shredded pork."
"So, this dish is called Fish Fragrance - Shredded Pork, do you have any comments?"
"No objection." Lin Zhou raised his hand to help, "It's so perfect, have you ever seen fish in fish-flavored shredded pork?" Lin Zhou looked at Xiao Ran with awe-inspiring justice, "Isn't it a long time to see you, Yu-flavored pork?" There are fish in the thread."
Xiao Ran: "..."
Lin Zhou felt that Jiang Shiyan was simply a genius. Jiang Shiyan felt his admiration and gave him a "calm down" look.
Jiang Shiyan didn't wait for Xiao Ran to taste it, and introduced it to him personally, "This is Dongpo meat."
Jiang Shiyan pointed to the mouth-watering red meat on the plate.
Xiao Ran sneered, "Since this is the case, then I will ask, where is the Dongpo in Dongpo meat?"
"Hey..." Lin Zhou stared, "Did you do it on purpose?"
Xiao Ran: "You just know?"
"Don't worry." Jiang Shiyan patted Lin Zhou's shoulder, then motioned Xiao Ran to lower his head, "What do you see here?"
Xiao Ran looked down for a long time before seeing the word "Dongpo" scratched with a knife on the two pieces of meat.
Xiao Ran: "..."
It's really a dog.
"Where's the frog?" Xiao Ran turned directly to the third dish, "I won't say anything else, tell me where is the frog?"
"Take a bite." Jiang Shiyan motioned him to take a bite.
Xiao Ran looked at him suspiciously, before he could speak, Lin Zhou had already picked up a flower mushroom and stuffed it directly into his mouth, "Come on, Mr. Xiao, I'll feed you."
Xiao
Ran was forced by Lin Zhou to eat a mouthful of flower mushrooms, and then frowned, "So sweet?"
Jiang Shiyan picked up a chicken nugget from the plate, put it on the plate, and said lightly: "Chicken."
"Mushroom, sweet, chicken." Jiang Shiyan put down his chopsticks, "It's all what you want."
"Then...that chicken nugget was bought from me, one yuan." Yu Chao said hurriedly.
Xiao Ran: "...I...I, him...I ordered frog." Xiao Ran reluctantly swallowed back the swear words that came to his lips.
"Yes." Lin Zhou pointed to the plate, "Sweet Chicken."
"Frog." Xiao Ran stared, "Tianji."
"Yes, Tianji." Lin Zhou looked innocent.
Although Lin Zhou didn't participate in Jiang Shiyan's cooking process, nor did he know about Jiang Shiyan's arrangements in advance, but his ability to accept was super strong, and he immediately stood on the front line of output.
Xiao Ran: "..."
I have nothing fucking to say.
Xiao Ran was stunned and had nothing to say, but he was directly handed over to the B side of the mysterious card.
The A side of other card sides is so cruel, it is conceivable that the B side may be abused out of the sky.
——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
——Come, come, vote, guess what side B is?
——Doi on site?
——Fuck, is there poison upstairs?
——hahahahahaha...
— Hurry up, I can't wait.
……
Xiao Ran naturally knew what side B was, he and Du Fancheng came up with it together, and the purpose of his visit this time was also to get Jiang Shiyan to sing.
Xiao Ran has been with Jiang Shiyan for the past few years, and has never heard Jiang Shiyan sing, and Du Fancheng and Jiang Shiyan's nephew for so many years have never heard Jiang Shiyan sing, Du Fancheng wanted Jiang Shiyan to sing a song, but never succeeded once.
But this time it's different, this is a show that Hua Shang and Leyin are doing together, even though Jiang Shiyan is very reluctant, but in front of the audience, Jiang Shiyan can only reluctantly do it.
Xiao Ran proudly signaled to the program team to announce.
Lin Zhou's eyelids twitched, thinking that this mysterious card must not be simple.
The director glanced at Xiao Ran, and coughed with guilt: "The B side of the mysterious card is for the guests who hold this card to perform a warm dance for the audience. The content of the dance will not be revealed for the time being. Please log on to the music platform to watch it later. Those who have annual card members You can watch it for free, while other Leyin members can order Hua Shangxiao's hot dance videos for only a penny."
……
Lin Zhou suspected that he heard it wrong, and took a look at the card in front of the director. It was indeed "the guest holding this card" instead of "the guest holding this card", which means that the direction of this card is very clear , that is Xiao Ran.
Lin Zhou raised his card to Xiao Ran: "It's you, it's you, it's you."
Xiao Ran's face was already the same color as the pot that Lin Zhou blew up, it was totally different from what he thought.
What they conspired with was that Jiang Shiyan's singing video would definitely be popular all over the Internet, and he could earn a fortune by watching it for a dollar on demand.
Jiang Shiyan understood quickly, and sneered: "I remember reminding you before that you need to be cautious when cooperating with Du Fancheng."
Lin Zhou continued to add insult to injury, "Mr. Xiao, you are a bit cheap."
Xiao Ran: "..."
Damn Du Fancheng, I will fucking kill you.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-04-1423:27:33~2020-04-1513:00:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: Weilan can expect one;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:夜沫忆失忆30瓶;不瘦十斤不改名、.。βɑ10瓶;Fstoaze_6瓶;小蒨子5瓶;白熊绅士3瓶;果冻竹子1瓶;
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