We got married after swapping fathers [Entertainment]

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Although it's just a variety show, Lin Zhou doesn't want to lose, he wants to win the best reward...

Because he wanted to eat Jiang Shiyan's cooking.

Although it was the menu given by Xiao Ran, but...

Fish-flavored pork shreds, Dongpi pork, flower mushrooms... without frogs, they are all delicious when I think of them.

Since he came to this show yesterday, Lin Zhou hasn't eaten anything oily or watery. Except for Xiaohong's eggs, he hasn't had any meaty taste, and he doesn't know if eggs are considered meaty.

As the only remaining hen, Xiaohong has paid too much for this show.

It doesn't matter who sings first and who sings later, because the judgment is made by the cold scoring software, and there is no back door to go.

Although Yu Chao was born as a lead singer, he was quite confident in himself, but he was afraid that he would lose face if he could not sing well, so he was not the first to go up.

Xiang Song was the first to go up, probably because he knew that he had no hope of winning the championship, so he was very relaxed.

Xiang Song's singing is not bad, his voice is slightly hoarse, it's not amazing, but his voice has a lot of points.

The final score was 76 points.

Because it was the first to sing, there is no comparison, and everyone has no idea about the scores of this scoring software.

The second one is Zhou Si Nong.

As soon as the title of the song came out on the screen, Lin Zhou fell into a big trough.

"let's get married".

marry?

Married to your uncle, seeing Zhou Sinong's eyes sticking to Jiang Shiyan's body, you can know the purpose of her singing this song.

Lin Zhou's gloomy gaze fell on Jiang Shiyan's face, and Jiang Shiyan got up expressionlessly and went to the bathroom.

Zhou Sinong sang "Get Married" full of sentimentality, but her eyes couldn't find a foothold, because when she was looking forward to getting married, the person she wanted to marry went to the bathroom.

When Jiang Shiyan came out of the bathroom, Zhou Sinong hadn't finished singing a song.

Lin Zhou kept staring at him out of the corner of his eyes, seeing him coming out so quickly, he muttered in his heart, so fast, does Jiang Shiyan have a bad kidney?

The secretary waved to Jiang Shiyan, Jiang Shiyan went out to answer the phone, and when he came back, Yu Chao had almost finished singing a song.

Jiang Shiyan simply leaned against the window and watched without turning back into the camera.

Lin Zhou originally planned to go ahead of Yu Chao. After all, Yu Chao is the lead singer of a powerful boy group, and it was too much pressure to follow him, especially when Zhou Sinong sang a high score of 80 points. Zhou Sinong took the lead, but Yu Chao took the lead. If Yu Chao sings a super high score, everyone's attention will be on Yu Chao. Even if he overwhelms Zhou Sinong, it will not have this effect.

Lin Zhou was a little depressed.

Get married, get married, if he and Jiang Shiyan are both men, he will go to get the certificate after the show, what's the matter with Zhou Sinong.

Lin Zhou really wants to vent now, and the way to vent is to beat and pinch Jiang Shiyan, but Jiang Shiyan is so smart that he never comes back.

Yu Chao is worthy of being the lead singer, and his score is really high, 94 points.

"I didn't perform well, and everyone laughed at me." Yu Chao was very modest.

"Hey, are you still saving face for me?" Lin Zhou shouted, "You play all the tricks!"

No, I'll sing for more than fifty points later, don't I want to lose my life? "

Everyone laughed together, and then applauded to cheer Lin Zhou on. After all, it really takes courage to follow behind Yu Chao.

Lin Zhou got up and moved his hands and feet. If you need courage, you need courage. Then he will play "Courage".

Lin Zhou picked up the microphone and scanned the room with his eyes. On the sofa in front of him were the guests participating in the show and other guests. Xiao Ran even leaned there boneless, with a playful expression on his face.

Behind the sofa is the director and staff, and there are countless cameras pointing at him.

And the person who faded out of the camera and away from the staff was leaning against the window and looking at him.

Lin Zhou found someone, and his heart was at ease. He picked up the microphone and raised eyebrows at the camera, "Then I will bring you the song "Courage"."

"I finally made this decision. I don't care what others say. As long as you are equally sure, I am willing to go to the ends of the earth with you..."

Everyone has heard Lin Zhou sing, from the "Song of the Hammer" that has become popular all over the Internet to the one or two songs that Lin Zhou occasionally sings in shows on weekdays, we can know that Lin Zhou sings well.

But today the song is a little different from before.

The song originally sung was more tender, but it was later sung by several male singers. It also took a gentle route, but Lin Zhou sang it a little more... wild.

His voice was already very recognizable, a love song was sung unrestrainedly, and it was not in tune with the pitch on the karaoke software, and the score after a few sentences hovered in the teens.

Lin Zhou's eyes didn't look around, but kept on Jiang Shiyan.

His purpose is very simple, if Zhou Si Nong sings about getting married, he will sing about his confession.

What Zhou Si Nong sang was fart, and his singing was the best.

Lin Zhou stood there with a loud voice and a loud expression. Even though he knew he was facing the camera, he didn't flinch at all, just like the lyrics sang.

"I know that everything is not easy. I have been reviewing and convincing myself in my heart. I am most afraid that you will suddenly say that you want to give up. Love really needs courage to face gossip. As long as you look affirmative, my love is meaningful..."

Jiang Shiyan's throat was a little dry, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and bit it in his mouth, and finally lit the cigarette after lighting the lighter a few times.

Jiang Shiyan took a deep breath, and the smoke filled the air, as if he was back in college.

It was not the first time Jiang Shiyan heard Lin Zhou sing "Courage", on the contrary, he had heard it countless times.

For a while, Lin Zhou practiced this song in the dormitory every day, practicing every sentence with an MP3 player, trying to make every sound perfect.

So much so that Lin Zhou sang this song when Jiang Shiyan dreamed at night, it was like a magic voice ringing in his ears.

"Why do you practice this song every day?" Jiang Shiyan asked him.

"Confession." Lin Zhou was particularly pissed, "I think the lyrics are very well written, I want to practice this song well, and go to confess to the school belle of the Broadcasting Department, what do you think she looks like?" Lin Zhou hooked Jiang Shiyan's shoulder and asked what he meant.

Jiang Shiyan felt bitter from the root of his tongue to his heart as if he drank a bowl of traditional Chinese medicine made from Coptis chinensis.

"good."

"It's okay?" Lin Zhou scratched his neck, "It's okay? How about changing to the computer department's flower department? The computer department has more men than women, and it's not easy to produce a beautiful department flower.

I'm going to pick her up. "

Lin Zhou was still practicing his confession song. Every time Jiang Shiyan heard him sing, he felt that he was being pricked by a needle, and his body was covered in bruises.

But now, Lin Zhou stood there, facing thousands of audiences, singing this song to him.

"We all need courage to believe that we will be together. I can feel you when the crowd is crowded. Put it in my hand, your sincerity."

Lin Zhou's voice became higher and higher, and he sang a tender love song with the momentum of shouting, without tenderness, anxiety, light sadness, and uncertainty, but with a clear male voice almost roaring Express your love to the fullest.

The ratings of karaoke software continued to drop, and the staff of the guest audience and director group laughed together.

Snow was falling outside the window, only Jiang Shiyan leaned there and looked at him quietly, as if he had stood there for a century.

Lin Zhou knew that he understood, and only after falling in love did he realize that his every word and deed in those years may have been an invisible knife that left countless scars on Jiang Shiyan's body.

He will heal the scars left by him little by little with his own hands.

Not surprisingly, Lin Zhou scored the lowest score in the game, 48 points.

Lin Zhou sighed. It took him so long to practice this song for nothing, but he only deserved 48 points?

No one cares how many points Lin Zhou sang, because it is really good, what they hear from this song is not the hope of "wanting to gain courage", but the courage that already exists firmly in Lin Zhou.

It was a very different feeling.

——I cried, Zhou Zhou's singing is so fucking exciting.

——I cried so loudly, Zhou Zhou is too good at it.

——Will I have the opportunity to see the expression of the boss when he listens to this song in this life?

——Brother camera, you have misunderstood me for the rest of my life.

——50 years later, my grandson said on my grave: Grandma, the boss expression you want is released, and I will burn it for you.

——Brother, we are all your courage, you fly bravely, we are your greatest backing.

……

When Jiang Shiyan entered the camera again, no emotion could be seen on his face.

Lin Zhou chose a song at will, even if he sang a little yellow song, he would not be shy, but Jiang Shiyan knew this song too well, and it was what he wanted to confess his love to in the first place.

But it was useless back then, because he was optimistic about the school flower and the tie flower, and planned to let one come out to Jiang Shiyan, but Jiang Shiyan didn't choose, so the confession matter was shelved.

Now that this song is sung, Jiang Shiyan must know what it means.

Lin Zhou didn't dare to look at Jiang Shiyan, he was as thick-skinned as Lin Zhou, and he was a little embarrassed.

The program group distributed the rewards received by each group. Lin Zhou got two potatoes, a small bag of fungus, and a cabbage for the last place.

When Lin Zhou saw these ingredients, he couldn't help but feel embarrassed, and said to Jiang Shiyan: "What should I do? I thought I could at least get the third place, but I really didn't expect to be the last one."

"It doesn't matter, and Xiao Ran, whether he wins or loses, we still have the right to directly ask the program crew for an ingredient." Jiang Shiyan said.

Xiao Ran carried Lin Zhou's last hope.

Lin Zhou ran to Xiao Ran's side, and patted his shoulder hard, "I'll make it up for you while there is still time."

"What are you trying to do?" Xiao Ran was confused.

"How can you sing a high score?" Lin Zhou said seriously, "I don't dare to count on number one, but number two is still possible, and the worst thing is to get number three, don't make it number four, you still have to connect via video. Do you understand what I mean?"

"I understand, I understand." Xiao Ran nodded, and then wondered, "It's just that you, who just got a score of 48, where did you get the courage to teach me? Can you teach me another 48?"

Lin Zhou: "..."

Face slaps come too fast like a tornado.

"Don't worry, I will perform to the best." Xiao Ran vowed, "I will never intentionally harm you."

Lin Zhou had a bad premonition, but he still gave Xiao Ran courage, "I believe in you."

Among the four guests are two actresses, and one is a member of the boy band who debuted with Yin Yiquan and Yu Chao. He is a rapper. Lin Zhou hopes that Xiao Ran will become a blockbuster and amaze everyone.

Ever since Xiao Ran came, the popularity of Lin Zhou and his group has remained high. Lin Zhou just won the last place after some coquettish manipulation, and now Xiao Ran has also become popular, so the director signaled for him to be the last one to sing.

One of the two actresses scored 73 points, the other scored 80 points, and the rapper scored 85 points, and the scores are not low.

Before Xiao Ran went on stage, Lin Zhou found two beer cans and knocked on them, "Come on, President Xiao, come on, President Xiao, come on..."

Xiao Ran: "..."

Is it time to go now?

He regretted it, and he shouldn't have come to this show.

No, he should have brought Du Fancheng along.

When Du Fancheng refused, he should have suppressed it by force.

He still remembered that when he left Du Fancheng's office, Du Fancheng lazily leaned on his desk and waved to him, "Have a good journey."

He's really "going all the way" now.

What song Xiao Ran chose is not the point anymore, because when he opened his mouth, Lin Zhou, who was drinking water, sprayed directly.

The scene of the car accident.

Fresh car accident scene.

The kind where dozens of cars collide in a row on the highway.

……

Xiao Ran sang very happily, this time he didn't fix Lin Zhou, after all he still wanted to have a better dinner, so he tried his best.

But there is a saying that is good, you may not gain anything if you work hard.

That's how he is now.

Isn't it just tone insufficiency, what a big deal.

Looking at the final score of 13 points, Lin Zhou opened his mouth and eyes wide.

Seeing the result, Xiao Ran was also silent.

He thought he would be bad, but he didn't expect it to be this bad.

When the surroundings couldn't stop laughing, Lin Zhou's group was under pressure.

"You did it on purpose?" Lin Zhou glared at him.

"No." Xiao Ran shook his head.

Lin Zhou: "You did it on purpose."

Xiao Ran: "I really didn't mean it."

He was wronged to death.

Lin Zhou: "You are sophistry."

Xiao Ran: "I really have no excuses."

……

Infinite loop.

--Ha ha ha ha,

I'm fucking dying laughing.

——Xiao is always a treasure, let’s debut.

——Zhou Zhou is going to shut himself up.

——For those who are not worried, they still have to rely on the boss to fight back.

——I just want to hahahahahahahahaha...

……

It wasn't until Jiang Shiyan clasped Lin Zhou's shoulder that Lin Zhou wrinkled his nose and looked at him, "Resign..."

"Yeah." Jiang Shiyan nodded.

Xiao Ran: "..."

The two bottom ones looked at each other, and the world fell silent.

The guest of No.1 can ask the program group to get three ingredients by name, No.2 can get two kinds, and No.3 and No.4 can get one kind.

Jiang Shiyan thought about it and ordered a pork belly.

Next No.4 has another punishment, no, it is a benefit for the audience, that is, video chat.

The program group requires the latest contact displayed on WeChat, what if the latest contact is an unspeakable person?

So it's all doable,

Of course, there is nothing unspeakable in Lin Zhou's WeChat, except Jiang Shiyan.

Taking advantage of the camera moving away, Lin Zhou quickly asked Mo Huan, "Who is the first one in the chat history?"

Mo Huan took a look, "Your father."

"Okay." Lin Zhou nodded, "Call my dad and ask him to cooperate."

Mo Huan had Lin Yishan's phone number. On the first day of work, Qiuqian gave her the phone number of Lin Zhou's parents, just in case he could find someone for something.

After Lin Yishan found out about the video, he went back and changed into a suit, and asked his secretary to spray him with hairspray to take care of his hair, so as not to embarrass his son.

Lin Zhou is also well prepared, and the mobile phone is projected to the TV to prevent the cameraman from recording.

While preparing here, Jiang Shiyan went out to answer the phone. Jiang Shiyan, a big boss of a company, came to participate in the show. There must be a lot of things to deal with, so it is normal to answer the phone during the break.

Jiang Shiyan answered the call for about a quarter of an hour. When Jiang Shiyan came back, the video screen had already begun to show that it was connecting. Lin Zhou was sitting on the sofa, and Mo Huan handed the phone to Lin Zhou.

Jiang Shiyan frowned slightly when he saw the name displayed on the TV screen, super serious dad?

Jiang Shiyan doesn't chat with Jiang Congrong very much, unless Jiang Congrong has something to do, he won't send him a message, but Lin Yishan often chats with him when he has nothing to do, or sends him some flowers and grasses he has photographed , Lin Yishan's note on his mobile phone is called "Grumpy Dad", which was changed by Lin Zhou for him.

It stands to reason that the one on Lin Zhou's phone should look the same as the one on his phone.

Jiang Shiyan's reaction was only for a moment, and then his face changed suddenly. He was about to speak when Mo Huan had already handed the phone to Lin Zhou, and the video was connected just in time.

The person in the video didn't hold his phone steady, and the camera shook for a while. The first thing that appeared was a neckline, a tie that was meticulously tied, and a delicate collar clip.

"Dear dad." Lin Zhou roared first. This is how he and Lin Yishan get along. According to common sense, they would reply to him, "Oh, my unfilial son."

The camera finally stabilized, and a face appeared over there.

When that face appeared, the room suddenly fell silent.

A good-looking middle-aged man, known to many people, often appearing on TV news, and also appearing on the list of philanthropists.

Maybe the wrong number was called, everyone thought so.

Just as the director was about to speak, a soft female voice rang out, "Why are you standing still, talk." This was the first time Zhou Zhou called his father. Although he didn't know why, the child had to agree.

The man who was reminded by his wife suddenly realized that although he was very excited, his face was still as serious as before, but his eyes showed some happiness.

"Hey, good son." Jiang calmly responded, this may be the most disgusting thing he has ever said in his life, even Xiaoyan he never said that.

The room was completely silent, the director seemed to be frozen when he stood up, and only the voice of the man in the video was left in the room, "Zhou Zhou, how are you doing these two days? I saw that you made a big fuss in the live broadcast yesterday. Are you hurt?"

Just this moment.

The scene of the show exploded...

The live room exploded...

CP powder is also fried...

It's not Lin Zhou's father on the other end of the video connection, but Jiang Shiyan's father.

——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

——Ahhhhhhhhhh I'm dead...

——Holy shit, am I not mistaken?This is the boss dad, right?

——You read that right, this is Boss' father, who often appears on TV.

--Why?Why does Zhouzhou call her father?Have the two of you already obtained the consent of your family?

——What kind of fucking fantasy plot is this?

——Is this a foregone conclusion?

……

Lin Zhou froze there with his mobile phone in his hand.

His mind is blank now, he can't think about anything, he just echoed back and forth what Jiang Shiyan said that day, "Your overlap is too high, so it's easy to admit mistakes, right?"

"Jiang Shiyan, are you despising my IQ?"

Lying in a big trough...

At this very moment, Lin Zhou was cold all over and overturned.

Fucking overturned again.

No, it's not a car rollover, it's a fucking aircraft carrier...

In an unexpected situation, the director team couldn't figure out the situation, and didn't know how to deal with it for a while. For half a minute, everyone was confused.

The speed of the barrage swiping the screen was too late to watch, because too many people flooded into the live broadcast room in an instant, causing it to freeze.

Xiao Ran didn't know what the relationship between Jiang Shiyan and Lin Zhou was in private, but now it was obviously a large-scale car rollover scene, and it had to be dealt with as soon as possible. The first thing everyone thought of was to cut off the live broadcast.

Just when the director was about to cut it off, Jiang Shiyan gestured to him to stop him.

Jiang Shiyan walked up to Lin Zhou and smiled at the camera, "Dad, have you forgotten your own son since you have a godson?"

Jiang Congrong froze for a moment, Jiang Shiyan had never smiled like this, nor would he say such intimate words to him.

From his point of view, he could only see Lin Zhou and Jiang Shiyan, but no one else, but they should be broadcasting live at this time.

Jiang calmly woke up suddenly. He and Du Ruo were surprised by Zhouzhou's first video call.

He has never sent Lin Zhou a WeChat message, but after studying with Du Ruo for a long time, he felt that he should communicate properly and get in touch with each other, so he sent a red envelope to Lin Zhou, but he didn't expect to receive Lin Zhou's video directly. invite.

So I was so excited that I got carried away and lost my usual stability.

"Hahaha..." Jiang calmly laughed a few times, and quickly adjusted his state, "You see, my son is still jealous. This son is a son."

Jiang Shiyan's hand lightly poked Lin Zhou's waist, Lin Zhou suddenly came back to his senses, and took a deep breath, he forgot to breathe just now.

"Godfather." Lin Zhou roared, almost deafening Jiang Shiyan's ears, "I'm participating in a variety show."

Sure enough, it was the scene of the show, Jiang Congrong immediately guessed that Lin Zhou might have made a wrong call.

"You guys record the show well. Godfather invited your father to have dinner with you tonight. You two are not at home, so there is no good luck."

Just like his name, Jiang Congrong chatted calmly for a while, confirmed his identity as a godfather, and then hung up the phone.

In the cold snowy weather, Lin Zhou broke out in a cold sweat.

It happened to be almost lunch time, Xiao Ran signaled the director team to turn off the live broadcast and continue in the afternoon.

A group of people were in a trance, looking at Lin Zhou with doubts in their eyes.

What are these plots?

The director looked at Jiang Shiyan's face, trying to find some traces on his face, but Jiang Shiyan's facial expressions were so well managed that nothing could be seen.

After Lin Zhou returned to the room with his hands and feet, he finally breathed a sigh of relief and regained his senses.

Lin Zhou looked at Jiang Shiyan and couldn't speak fluently: "I, I, I, I... I may be a fucking mentally handicapped..."

Seeing his pale face, Jiang Shiyan knew that he was really frightened.

"It's okay." Jiang Shiyan raised his hand to touch his face, grabbed his hand and blew a few breaths on his cold hand.

The warmth from the palm of his hand reassured Lin Zhou a little, but he still had nothing to love, "There must be a lot of noise on the Internet now, so I don't know what to say."

Jiang Shiyan leaned on the table and looked at him, and asked softly, "What are you afraid of?"

What are you afraid of?

Lin Zhou froze for a moment, yes, what is he afraid of?

It's just yelling "Dad", what's there to be afraid of?

Jiang Shiyan also reacted immediately and gave him the status of "godson". As for the Internet, what else can he say?It's nothing more than a carnival of CP fans, but CP fans shouldn't have anything to carnival about, they just yelled "Dad".

Thinking about it this way, it doesn't seem like a big deal for the car to overturn.

After all, he didn't overturn once or twice.

But he was still a little flustered, and he didn't know where the panic was.

I feel that Dad can't just yell casually.

Before he could figure it out, he heard a loud cry of "wow" from outside.

"Huh?" Lin Zhou frowned, "Why does it sound like Mo Huan's voice?"

When Lin Zhou went out, he saw Mo Huan squatting in the snow crying out of breath.

"What's the matter?" Lin Zhou squatted beside her and asked.

Mo Huan's crying face was flushed, "I'm sorry, brother Zhou, it was my mistake, I

wrong. "

"It's not bad for you, I made a mistake in the notes." Lin Zhou was at a loss for not coaxing the little girl.

Seeing that Lin Zhou didn't blame her, Mo Huan cried even louder, "It's all on me, I didn't understand."

"It's really not bad for you, it's my fault." Lin Zhou saw that her face was full of tears from crying. It was still in the heavy snow, and her face would probably be wrinkled in a while.

Mo Huan: "It's up to me, I'm just mentally retarded."

Lin Zhou: "No, I'm mentally retarded."

"No, I'm mentally retarded." Mo Huan was very unhappy that Lin Zhou competed with her for the title.

Mo Huan felt so deeply that he was mentally retarded, which also aroused Lin Zhou's emotions.

"Oh..." Lin Zhou sighed deeply, "Then you are mentally retarded, and I am a senior mentally retarded?"

I have only participated in these two episodes, how many times has the car overturned?

"It's all my fault, I messed up the connection without understanding." Mo Huan really felt that this was a mistake in his work.

"Blame me, I shouldn't have changed my name." Lin Zhou raised his hand and took out a cigarette from the pocket of Jiang Shiyan's trousers, and lit it vicissitudes of life.

Xiao Ran stood by and listened for a long time, and suddenly felt that it would be wrong if he didn't participate.

So Xiao Ran also squatted beside the two of them, forming a circle with them.

"Speaking of it this way, it's actually my fault. If I don't sing out of tune, it won't be a problem."

After a pause, Xiao Ran continued: "Push it back, if I didn't propose to shoot this variety show, it wouldn't be the case."

The weeping Mo Huan and the vicissitudes of smoking Lin Zhou both froze, and then looked at Xiao Ran.

This fucking makes sense.

The author has something to say: The lyrics are excerpted from "Courage" by Liang Jingru.

Today is a rough day.

Lin Yishan: My son said he wants to connect with me via video, but I'm still waiting.

Xiao Ranran's supper: don't wait...the car overturned...

My cp is real: don't wait...the car overturned...

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