We got married after swapping fathers [Entertainment]

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Lin Zhou went to the bathroom to take a shower, saw the marks on his body in the mirror, got annoyed, and scolded Jiang Shiyan for countless times.

After taking a shower, Lin Zhou lay on the sofa, looking at the ceiling, only the sound of rain outside the window in the darkness.

Lin Zhou closed his eyes, and Jiang Shiyan seemed to be breathing heavily in his ears.

Lin Zhou sat up abruptly, stroked his forehead, and cursed in a low voice.

Picking up the cigarettes that Jiang Shiyan threw on the table, Lin Zhou smoked them one by one.

What the hell is going on today, can't you live a good life?

You have to make trouble, you have to make trouble.

It was no good to make a fuss two years ago, and make another fuss today.

Jiang Shiyan, you are a fucking reincarnation, aren't you?

Threatening him, is Lin Zhou the one who will be threatened?

Lin Yishan threatened him at home every day, which time did it work?

Lin Zhou can imagine that Jiang Shiyan must be very embarrassed when he wakes up tomorrow morning, what should he do if he wants to make a fuss again?

Your uncle

Jiang Shiyan, if you dare to make trouble again, I will beat you until you are subdued.

Your father Lin, you don't talk too much harshly.

After figuring it out, Lin Zhou fell asleep and went to sleep every day, tossing to death.

Lin Zhou slept very tired that night. He is usually used to sleeping in a big bed, and his sleep is not honest.

Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that he had a dream, in which he was studying how to defeat Jiang Shiyan. In order to improve his health, he insisted on running on the treadmill all night.

"Brother Zhou, Brother Zhou..." Swing came over early in the morning and started knocking on the door every day to call for people.

Hearing the knock on the door, Lin Zhou covered his head irritably, hugged the quilt and turned over, then fell face down on the carpet with a plop.

"I'll go..." Lin Zhou got up holding his nose, and scratched his hair angrily. Today is also a day to scold Jiang Shiyan every day.

"Stop taking pictures..." Lin Zhou walked towards the door with bare feet.

"Wait a minute." A voice suddenly came from behind, Lin Zhou turned around and looked over, and saw Jiang Shiyan standing at the door of the bedroom, buttoning his shirt with one hand, his expression still not looking very good.

Lin Zhou frowned and looked at him, Jiang Shiyan stepped forward, stretched out his hand to hook Lin Zhou's sleeping T-shirt as pajamas, and said in a low voice, "Go and change."

Lin Zhou lowered his head following his gaze, red marks all over his neck and chest.

Lin Zhou blushed, gave a sound of pooh, turned and went into the cloakroom.

Jiang Shiyan walked to the door and opened the door. Seeing that it was Jiang Shiyan who opened the door, the swing was stunned for a moment: "...Mr. Jiang, good morning." Are you living together?

"Morning." Jiang Shiyan also greeted.

Swing came in with breakfast, closed the door with his foot, and placed the soy milk and fried dough sticks buns on the dining table. Thanks to Li Zhou's tricky mouth, he likes to buy more breakfast, otherwise it would not be enough for three people.

"Brother Zhou, wake up, I have to record songs." Qiuqian planned to go to the bedroom to find Lin Zhou, and saw Lin Zhou coming out of the cloakroom, wearing blue jeans and a white turtleneck sweater, very neatly dressed.

Swing was stunned, how could it be so progressive all of a sudden.

"Put on the slippers." Jiang Shiyan frowned seeing that Lin Zhou was still barefoot.

Lin Zhou ran under the sofa to look for slippers, and glanced at Jiang Shiyan out of the corner of his eye. His face was as expressionless as ever, and he seemed to be awake, but it was a bit different from what he thought. Why did this guy look fine? How about children?

Are you so thick-skinned?

Jiang Shiyan carried the quilt pillow on the sofa back to the bedroom, Lin Zhou went to the bathroom to wash, Jiang Shiyan sat on the sofa, leaned his head on the back of the sofa, closed his eyes, still looking uncomfortable.

Lin Zhou walked to the kitchen while brushing his teeth, tiptoed through several cabinets, found a jar of honey from inside, poured a glass of honey water, and motioned for the swing to be brought over to Jiang Shiyan.

Swing carried the honey water to the living room, "Mr. Jiang, brother Zhou made you some honey water, it will make you feel better after drinking it."

Lin Zhou: "..." Swing, are you stupid?

Jiang Shiyan opened his eyes, took the honey water, looked at Lin Zhou who was leaning on the door frame and brushing his teeth, and said, "Thank you."

Lin Zhou didn't bother to pay attention to him, and turned around arrogantly.

Jiang Shiyan gulped down the honey water, rubbed his forehead, got up and walked into the kitchen, found plastic wrap and asked the swing to help wrap his injured hand, and caught sight of the honey Lin Zhou threw on the table, Jiang Shiyan frowned instantly .

Lin Zhou came out of the bathroom after washing up, just in time to see this scene, wondering: "What are you doing?"

"Mr. Jiang said he wanted to take a bath." Swing replied.

"Oh." Jiang Shiyan has the habit of taking a bath twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening, and he didn't take a shower last night, so he probably felt very uncomfortable.

Swing wrapped Jiang Shiyan in plastic wrap, and Lin Zhou found another plastic bag for Jiang Shiyan to tie tightly on his hand.

Jiang Shiyan looked down at him: "I have a question."

"I don't want to answer." Lin Zhou retorted without thinking.

Jiang Shiyan paused, but still asked: "I want to know when did you buy this bottle of honey?"

what?

Lin Zhou was taken aback by the question, and after a few seconds, he slowly turned his head to look at the half bottle of honey on the table, which was not very beautiful in color, and hesitated for three seconds: "Maybe, maybe, maybe...you bought it..."

Jiang Shiyan sighed, raised his hand and rubbed Lin Zhou's hair: "I will die by your hands one day."

After Jiang Shiyan finished speaking, he went into the bathroom. Lin Zhou blinked, and picked up the honey on the table to check the expiration date. It had expired for more than a year.

From when Jiang Shiyan bought it to now, it must have been kept for three years.

Lin Zhou scratched his head, fuck, will someone die?

Lin Zhou took out his mobile phone and began to check whether the three-year-old honey can still be eaten.

After checking, Lin Zhou felt that it was possible, should, probably, maybe not a big problem.

Just as he put down his cell phone, Lin Zhou suddenly remembered something, stood up abruptly and rushed to the bathroom door and opened it.

Jiang Shiyan was turning on hot water, when he heard the voice, he looked over: "What's wrong?"

Lin Zhou smiled awkwardly: "Just, just, change your toothbrush." ​​He walked into the bathroom, opened the drawer of the bathroom cabinet, found a new toothbrush and put it in Jiang Shiyan's cup, and then threw the old one inside. In the trash can.

Jiang Shiyan looked back and forth between the two toothbrushes, very calmly: "Flushed the toilet?"

"How is it possible." Lin Zhou waved his hand, with awe-inspiring tone, "No way, the toothbrush that has been stored for two years is no longer usable and needs to be replaced with a new one."

"Really?" Jiang Shiyan raised his eyebrows noncommittally, "Why didn't I realize you were so careful before?"

"I have so many advantages, how can I let you know all of them." Lin Zhou was proud.

Jiang Shiyan picked up the new toothbrush and put it into Lin Zhou's cup, then threw his own cup into the trash can: "Don't forget to change the cup for me."

Lin Zhou cut out, what is being hypocritical, and he didn't use his cup to hold the water in the toilet.

"What else, you might as well make it clear once." Jiang Shiyan looked around.

"You wait, I'll find you a new bath towel."

"No need." Jiang Shiyan refused, "I'll just use yours, I'm afraid there are biochemical weapons in the new bath towel."

Lin Zhou rolled his eyes, whether he wanted to use it or not, then turned around and left the bathroom.

Lin Zhou went to the cloakroom to search for a long time and finally found a relatively loose casual clothes. Jiang Shiyan is taller than him, and his clothes are always one size bigger than him. Lin Zhou can wear his clothes, but his clothes are a bit small .

Taking out the new unworn underwear that he had washed, Lin Zhou lowered his head and meowed, stroked his chin and thought for a while, then found two hangers to hold the underwear open.

A man's dignity cannot be trampled on, and his is not small.

After Jiang Shiyan came out of the shower, Lin Zhou couldn't help looking somewhere. Jiang Shiyan sat down beside him and said calmly, "It's okay, it's not too tight."

Your uncle...

Lin Zhou's eyes widened in shock.

How the hell did you say such shameless things with a cold and heartless face?

Lin Zhou watched Jiang Shiyan eat indifferently, and even asked Lin Zhou to pour him soy milk.

How can you act as if nothing happened?

Why are you not embarrassed?

Why can you act like nothing happened?

Lin Zhou felt that after living with Jiang Shiyan for so long, he didn't seem to know him very well.

That's true, since I was 15 years old, I have thought about myself, and I have been hiding it for so long, this mother is an invisible **** oss, if I put it in the game, I will be beaten by thousands of people.

"Let's eat, I can't see enough." Jiang Shiyan suddenly turned his head to look at Lin Zhou.

Lin Zhou was caught straight, but he wasn't too embarrassed, he took a bite of the fritters.

He thought about countless situations where Jiang Shiyan would wake up, but he never expected it to be so peaceful.

That's fine, everyone pretends nothing happened, which is fine.

Thinking of this, Lin Zhou instantly felt relieved. It was hard for him to run around in his dream all night, thinking about conquering Jiang Shiyan by force.

"What's the itinerary today?" Jiang Shiyan asked the swing.

"Go to brother Qiu's place to record a song." Swing saw that Jiang Shiyan's hands were inconvenient, so he picked up a bun and put it on the plate in front of Jiang Shiyan.

"What song are you recording?"

"Song of the Hammer." Qiu Qian laughed, "Brother Zhou is about to release a single."

When Lin Zhou heard this, his face turned black instantly.

Jiang Shiyan chuckled, causing Lin Zhou to stare. Now everyone on the Internet calls him Lin Xiaochui, and he can't explain that the hammer is not him, so he can only eat Coptis chinensis as a dumb person.

"I'm going to the company, take me there along the way."

"Don't take it, let's do it yourself." Lin Zhou refused.

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Qiuqian wiped his mouth and said, "I'll take the things I want to bring to the car first, and come down when you're ready."

After the swing slipped away, Jiang Shiyan also got up, and said naturally, "I'll find someone to come over and move your things down this afternoon."

"Move? Where?" Lin Zhou wondered, "What do you mean?"

"If you don't want to move down, I can move up." Jiang Shiyan looked at it, "But you only have one bedroom here, you don't mind if I sleep with you, I don't care."

"?????"

Lin Zhou almost put a question mark on his face.

"Didn't a consensus be reached last night?" Jiang Shiyan said as he walked to the cloakroom, picked out a light brown cashmere coat from a row of clothes and handed it to Lin Zhou, "Wear this one."

"What consensus has been reached?" Lin Zhou didn't answer, with a confused face.

Jiang Shiyan took a deep look at him: "Didn't you say that you want to pretend that you don't know anything? I respect your choice." If you are willing to pretend that you don't know, then you can pretend, and no one will care if you pretend to be forever.

When Lin Zhou heard this, his earlobes burst into red instantly, can you stop mentioning it.

Yes, that's what he said, but since he wanted to pretend he didn't know anything, why bring it up now?

Are you busy?

Are you trying to make me pretend I don't know what I should have?

"I respect you, and please respect me. I won't interfere with you, and please don't interfere with me." Jiang Shiyan said again.

Lin Zhou felt that he and Jiang Shiyan might not be on the same channel last night, so he couldn't understand a word.

Jiang Shiyan raised his hand and pressed Lin Zhou's raised hair: "You have already made your choice, haven't you?"

"When the hell did I make a choice?" Lin Zhou became irritable, and he was about to hit someone.

Jiang Shiyan slightly clenched his lips: "I know, as long as I know." Either I will never see him, or I will stay by his side. Now that he is still in front of his eyes, isn't it a default choice?

Lin Zhou, holding back his strength to convince him, said: "..." Fuck, is his IQ fed to the dog?Why can't I understand?

Jiang Shiyan raised his eyebrows and patted Lin Zhou on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I can do it unilaterally."

In the emotional game, whoever is soft-hearted loses.

When you are given the opportunity to say no, if you don't say no, it is already the answer.

Lin Zhou looked confused, what are you going to do unilaterally?

Self-inflicted?

Pooh……

Lin Zhou slapped himself.

Lin Zhou, you are not innocent anymore.

Please forget what you just said.

Standing by the side, Jiang Shiyan calmly watched Lin Zhou self-directed and acted out a self-playing scene, and then squeezed Lin Zhou's chin with a smile: "So, please don't touch porcelain in the future, don't tie each other, please be beautiful alone .” In short, you play your game and I do mine.

Lin Zhou: "..." He really couldn't understand a word.

"You don't need to figure it out. From today on, you can live as before." He had a lifetime of time to grind with him slowly.

as usual?

Lin Zhou's heart skipped a beat.

In fact, as long as he is fine, don't make trouble, it's not a big deal for the two of them to live together like before...

"It's been a long time since we had dinner together. Let me treat you to dinner tonight." Jiang Shiyan put the coat in his hand and walked out.

"Don't eat, don't go." Lin Zhou refused without thinking.

"Hot pot, with the freshest hairy belly."

"What kind of novel method?" Lin Zhou's eyes lit up, and his feet had already started to follow Jiang Shiyan, "Is it the kind that kills a cow on the spot?"

"If you want to eat, you can."