We got married after swapping fathers [Entertainment]

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After "Fat on the Hairpin" was broadcast, it was scolded bloody by netizens because of its hot search behavior for several days, but after a few episodes, the wind direction gradually changed.

【Fuck, it smells so good】

[What kind of poor crew is this, special effects for [-] cents, but... this is such a fairy acting...]

[This appearance is not bad, but the more you look at it, the more fragrant it is]

[Update quickly, I want to watch the plot of the sand sculpture, Yan Ming's appearance is worthy of me...]

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There is no one Jiang Shiyan wants to support. Fang Xuejia is now very popular, and Fang Yan, as long as he finishes filming the movie that snatched Lin Zhou's role, even if he can't make it to the front line, his future is limitless.

As for Geng Yanming, according to the current situation, a small fire will not be a problem.

As for Lin Zhou, although he is the second male lead, he has no role in the first few episodes.

The name of "Fat on the Hairpin" is quite serious, but the content is really not very serious. It is a light comedy of sand sculptures in ancient costumes.

But after the screenwriter read the novel, he felt that the character design of the male lead was too brilliant and stole the limelight from the male lead, so he slightly changed the character design of the male lead.

In the original book, the male second is a big villain, and also the biggest sand sculpture in the book, every sentence has its own sand sculpture light, and this male second is different from other dramas in that he doesn’t like the heroine, he only likes to watch the heroine make a fool of himself , is a sand sculpture.

In order to fit the routine of the current TV series, the screenwriter changed the male lead into a pervert who does all kinds of bad things.

Qiuqian called Lin Zhou and sent a photo of Lin Zhou's character in makeup, saying that the second male lead was going online tonight and asked Lin Zhou to post on Weibo to promote it.

Lin Zhou responded, and asked Swing again: "Have there been any announcements recently?"

Swing was shocked when he heard this: "Brother Zhou, are you sick and confused?"

Lin Zhou touched his forehead, it was a little hot, but not confused.

"Brother Zhou, this is the first time you have taken the initiative to ask for an announcement." Lin Zhou is actually quite Buddhist. Although he always said that he would make money by filming so that he would not go home to raise pigs, he was not very self-motivated. , Everything should be resigned, otherwise according to his temper, Hua Shang robbed him of so many resources, and he would have beaten him long ago.

Now he even took the initiative to announce, isn't this sick and confused?

"It's forced by the situation." Lin Zhou sighed. He had thought a lot these days, and in the end, he had some worries. Hearing what his parents said, it was the other party who took the initiative to do the DNA test. If the child was at home If things are going well, why would the family suddenly do a paternity test?

Thinking of this, Lin Zhou felt that he had robbed others of their happiness.

If his parents' family situation is not good, then he may have to bear the burden of the family's life. At that time, he will definitely have no face to use his parents' money, so he can't make good money.

"Oh." Qiuqian was in a dilemma, and thought for a while, "There is no announcement recently, Brother Zhou, you should take care of your body first."

"Didn't you say there was a ribbon cutting last time?" Although it was only a few thousand yuan, it was better than nothing.

Lin Zhou squeezed his throat, picked up a piece of pear that Zhou Qing had cut early in the morning, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Uh..." Swing didn't know what to say.

Lin Zhou's mind was a little confused because of his illness, but it didn't mean he was crazy. He realized in an instant that he beat Jiang Shiyan, and who would dare to look for him.

Although Jiang Shiyan clarified, Lin Zhou did not reply after all, and many people were still waiting and watching, fearing that they would accidentally step on a thunderbolt.

Lin Zhou was depressed. Before he broke up with Jiang Shiyan, at [-]:[-] midnight on his birthday the year before he broke up with Jiang Shiyan, he still went crazy on the roof of the building with a wine bottle: "Jiang Shiyan, I am lucky to have you as a buddy."

Well, now that he knows, he is so damn lucky.

Lin Zhou regrets his unrestrained youth and secondary school language.

Bah, Jiang Shiyan, you scumbag.

Lin Zhouli didn't want to eat either, so she threw it aside, hung up on Qiu Qian and called Qiu Zhi again.

"Hey, brother Zhi, do you want a song? If you want a song, just say it."

Qiu Zhi: "?" Where did this mental retardation come from?

"Your throat is broken, and your brain is also broken?"

"Fuck you, do you want a song?"

"You? Lin Zhou? Lord Zhou? Write me a song for you?" Qiu Zhi sneered, "Get lost, I don't believe it." Then he hung up the phone.

Lin Zhou: "?"

Was he this useless before?

Dean Chen's call came at night. Lin Yishan and Zhou Qing were watching the drama with Lin Zhou. The second male, Song Yun, officially appeared on the stage, dressed in white clothes, with a fairy air, reciting a poem: "Ten miles of Pinghu is full of frost." Days, every inch of blue silk is worrying about the new year, looking at the moon shape and protecting each other, only envying mandarin ducks but not immortals..." Then his foot slipped, and his whole body fell forward, and fell face down into the mud puddle.

Lin Yishan was drinking water, and spewed out a mouthful of water.

Lin Zhou looked at him blankly, and Zhou Qing slapped him: "My son is so good at acting."

On the TV, Lin Zhou got up, wiped the muddy water on his face with his slender and fair fingers, brushed the corner of his clothes gracefully, and chuckled softly: "You are a fairy."

Just when Lin Yishan couldn't help laughing again, Dean Chen called. After Lin Yishan answered the phone, no matter how funny Lin Zhou was on TV, Lin Yishan couldn't laugh anymore.

Dean Chen said that the test results came out, which proved that Lin Zhou had no blood relationship with them, and the DNA of the other parent matched, and the child of that family also matched their DNA, so it was indeed a mistake between the two families. .

Lin Yishan didn't speak, and Lin Zhou and Zhou Qing didn't ask. In everyone's heart, although they didn't want to accept it, they had already expected it.

Lin Zhou purposely leaned over and put his arms around Lin Yishan's shoulder: "Old Lin, how about I make you laugh, so you can laugh."

Lin Yishan glared at him: "Go away..."

Lin Zhou laughed loudly, and kissed him on the face suddenly: "Old Lin in the original flavor."

Lin Yishan wiped his face pretending to be disgusted: "If you have a cold, don't spread the virus."

The atmosphere at home was a little relaxed, and Lin Yishan said in a low voice: "Dean Chen said that the two families will meet tomorrow."

Just as Lin Zhou was about to pretend to be relaxed, Zhou Qing got up suddenly: "I'm tired, I'm going back to my room to rest first."

Zhou Qing walked quickly, and in the blink of an eye, he had already returned to the bedroom and closed the door. The hall became much quieter, only Song Yun was holding a paper fan in his hand, and he was chasing after the heroine with his clothes on the TV, shouting. : "Turn around and let me see who is more beautiful between us."

Lin Zhou went to the kitchen to warm up two cups of milk, one for Lin Yishan. Lin Yishan didn't like milk and was forced to drink it by Lin Zhou's forceful suppression.

Another cup of Lin Zhou was sent to the bedroom. Zhou Qing lay sideways on the bed, and there was a slight sob that he was trying to suppress in the silent room.

Lin Zhou put the milk on the small table, then bent down and kissed Zhou Qing's forehead lightly, and said in a low voice, "Mom, good night."

This night is destined to be a sleepless night. For the past 27 years, he has gone smoothly and been pampered all the way to grow up. He was suddenly told that everything will change, and the future is still unknown. Lin Zhou didn't know how to solve the situation when it came in a blink of an eye, and his mind went blank.

At three o'clock in the morning, Lin Zhou, who was not sleepy, picked up his mobile phone and browsed around on Weibo, and saw a trending search for "Sand Sculpture Lin Zhou". Although it was ranked in the top 40, it was indeed a trending search .

This trending search should not be bought, otherwise it would not be so late, and no one would buy a trending search for him, unless it was hacking him.

Lin Zhou clicked on it, and then...

[Fuck, what kind of sand sculpture male lead is this? I laughed so hard, but he is even more beautiful than the heroine. 】

Below the blog post is an excerpt from Hairpin.

——Hahahaha, XSWL

——Song Yun's face value is too damn good, much prettier than the heroine.

——This is the first male lead I've ever seen who doesn't like the female lead, but insists on comparing her beauty with the female lead.

——I say never to like the heroine, you are the most beautiful yourself, please be beautiful alone.

——Zhouzhou Chongya, Song Yun, please stay away from the male and female protagonists and debut alone.

——Treasure boats, oars will always accompany you.

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Lin Zhou: ...

This plot doesn't seem quite right. Wasn't it love at first sight for the heroine at first sight?How to compare with the heroine who is more beautiful?

Sliding down, there are various sand sculpture animations, especially the scene of a somersault falling into a mud pit, fast, slow, and uniform...

Now it may be out of the circle of sand sculptures and enter the animation world.

Lin Zhou looked at it for a while, but he didn't have any emotional fluctuations. Even if he told him that he became a top star overnight, it probably wouldn't attract much attention from him.

After quitting Weibo, the paternity test came up again. Lin Zhou rolled over on the bed a few times, picked up the phone again, opened the address book, swiped up and down a few times, and finally his finger stayed on the word "slag". "superior.

He hesitated for ten minutes.

In the end, Lin Zhou raised his hand and slapped himself, cursing, "Lin Zhou, have you been abused and made you stupid?"

Is it a silly white sweet script now?

Lin Zhou softly slapped his painful face, sighed, put down his hands weakly, closed the phone to his chest, tried to close his eyes, and let himself fall asleep.

Maybe it was because of his illness, or maybe his brain was too tired. This time, Lin Zhou fell asleep very quickly. In his dream, when he was in middle school, he put super glue on Lin Yishan's chair. Lin Yishan sat down, and when he stood up, Xia Tian The big pants he was wearing were pulled down to his feet, revealing his bright red boxer briefs.

Lin Yishan chased him and beat him with his slippers. Lin Zhou tripped over Zhou Qing's cactus while running, and his hands were as brilliant as if they had been shot by shotguns.

Lin Zhou raised his hands full of cactus thorns and looked at Lin Yishan in red boxer underwear.

The next day, Lin Zhou described this scene to Jiang Shiyan. While feeding Lin Zhou, Jiang Shiyan asked, "Are you and your dad's underwear parent-child clothes?"

"Fuck..." Lin Zhou blushed violently, "How do you know that my underwear is also bright red?"

Jiang Shiyan looked at him suspiciously: "We go to the toilet together every day, you don't know what color my underwear is?"

"Day you are old..."

Jiang Shiyan blocked Lin Zhou's remaining words with a spoon, and Jiang Shiyan said generously, "I'll show you the color of my underwear later."

"Fuck, I don't want to know."

"Reciprocity, it should be."

Lin Zhou: "Get lost..."

Lin Zhou remembered that Zhou Qing made the red underwear himself with a red cloth. After finishing it for Lin Yishan, there was still a piece of cloth left that could not be wasted, so he made another pair for Lin Zhou.

This can be considered a parent-child outfit...

The night at three o'clock in the morning is very quiet, and the quietness makes people feel irritable.

Jiang Shiyan turned off the computer, raised his hand and pinched his forehead, glanced at the kraft paper bag on the desk, his eyes dimmed a little, and after a long silence, he got up and went into the bathroom.

Coming out of the bathroom, Jiang Shiyan frowned when he heard the phone ringing, and picked up the phone.

The caller ID shows "Brother Dazhou, who is so hot".

Jiang Shiyan's breathing was stagnant, and he picked up the phone almost reflexively, with a rapid voice: "Lin Zhou?"

Lin Zhou never called him during the two years of quarreling, and Lin Zhou just talked harshly to him two days ago. If there was no special matter, Lin Zhou would never take the initiative to call him.

There was no voice on the phone, and a hint of danger flashed in Jiang Shiyan's eyes, and he planned to go out before he could put on his coat.

The subtle voice on the other end of the phone made Jiang Shiyan stop, and he put the phone to his ear and listened carefully.

It seems to be the sound of breathing, accompanied by a slight snoring sound. When Lin Zhou is tired, he will make this sound similar to a kitten snoring.

"Lin Zhou~" Jiang Shiyan called out in a low voice.

"Xiao Yan, I gave you a pair of flowered underwear..." The person over there muttered, and then there was the sound of turning over, and there was a sound from the mobile phone, as if something had fallen on the bed, and then fell silent, and there was a long breathing.

Jiang Shiyan's nervous mood relaxed, and he walked back to the table and sat down. After a while, he broke out in a cold sweat.

Gently put the phone on the table, click to release it, and the familiar breathing sound became louder, as if filling the whole space.

On the screen of the mobile phone, the words "Brother Dazhou who is so A-like" are extremely conspicuous.

Lin Zhou is the same age as Jiang Shiyan, but his birthday is one day older than Jiang Shiyan's. This is Lin Zhou's capital to show off in front of Jiang Shiyan.

Lin Zhou always called himself his elder brother in front of Jiang Shiyan, and he was so proud of it that he even changed his own caller ID on Jiang Shiyan's phone to "Brother Da Zhou who is so hot."

Jiang Shiyan opened the drawer and took out the cigarette case, took out a cigarette and bit it in his mouth, the lighter was spinning unconsciously in his hand, but he didn't light it.

Lin Zhou hated him for smoking, but Jiang Shiyan had a small addiction to cigarettes, not much, and he smoked three or two cigarettes a day.

But you can't smoke in front of Lin Zhou. Every time you smoke in front of Lin Zhou, Lin Zhou will shake his face at him, or lean in front of him and shout: "You smoke hard, I will smoke your second-hand smoke Come on, smoke it, smoke it, smoke you to death, and poison me to death..."

Later, Jiang Shiyan carried Lin Zhou on his back every time he smoked, and he had to deal with it before seeing Lin Zhou, otherwise he would be discovered by someone with a sharp nose.

Does Lin Zhou smoke?

Smoking, occasionally smoking, not addicted to cigarettes, purely for leisure and leisure.

Every time he smokes, he will come over to hook Jiang Shiyan's shoulder with a cigarette in his mouth, squint his eyes and smile: "Come on, pretentious..."

In Lin Zhou's words, be strict with others and be lenient with yourself.

Sometimes when she gets excited, she blows two smoke rings at Jiang Shiyan.

Jiang Shiyan closed his eyes, and slowly tightened his hand holding the lighter. He always remembered that face that was so stunning that it made it hard to breathe when the smoke rings cleared.

The blade cut across the bend of the arm, and there was pain.

Perhaps only the pain could mask his longing.

The author has something to say: Brother Dazhou, who is so A: I am so A.