Character Exchange System [Entertainment]

"Hello, are you a vending machine?"

After turning on the washing machine for the third time and repeatedly asking the empty drying tub seven times to no avail, Mutingche finally fell down on the sofa exhausted and threw the passbook in his hand aside.

The winter sun shines in from the floor-to-ceiling windows and falls on the soft beige carpet.The wall-mounted TV suddenly turned on automatically with a snap, playing yesterday's Golden Elephant Festival Awards Ceremony.

The host's voice was excited and exaggerated, and the lights and shadows flickered on the screen.Someone trotted all the way to the middle of the light and shadow, holding a delicate and small golden figure in his hand, and raised it upwards, there was a wave of cheers and applause from the audience.

"No no - don't show me this!"

Muting Che shuddered violently, and slapped himself on the face because he couldn't bear to look directly at him. Finally, he didn't dare to be lazy anymore, and frantically searched for the remote control.

The picture on the TV is still going on.

"Mu Jing, let's talk about it—do you have any thoughts about defeating so many people this time to win the best actor? Is there an element of luck?"

The host, Ge Liang, helped the headset, smiled and patted the person in front of the microphone twice. His tone was familiar and friendly, making it seem like the two had been close friends for many years.

It seems that he didn't realize the trap in the problem at all.Mu Jing cleared his throat and looked down at the statuette in his hand.After thinking seriously for a moment, he stood in front of the microphone openly.

"I'm 35 years old this year. I've been an actor for 20 years, and I've made almost [-] films. To win the Best Actor in [-] films, I think it's enough for me to be a black hole in the industry. Besides, What is victory—we didn’t send out a script and smash our heads against each other, so can’t we give a good compliment to my performance?”

In fact, his appearance can only be regarded as above average, but his eyes are clear and his smile is bright, his body exudes a very vivid and very pleasing vitality, he looks much younger than his actual age.The audience's acceptance of such a lovable character has always been very high. As soon as his voice fell, there was a good-hearted chuckle from the audience.

The smile on Ge Liang's face froze on his face, looking at those eyes that still had a clear smile, he felt an inexplicable chill.

In those eyes, he seemed to see a blade-like cold light in an instant.

Mu Jing stopped looking at him, and was calmly leaning over to thank the audience, and waved to the audience with a smile.

He has a good figure, and he is set off by a decent dress, which elevates his slightly ordinary appearance a little bit.Obviously, they were all similar movements, but when he was asked to do them, he seemed inexplicably neither humble nor overbearing, elegant and decent, and the audience off the court also generously responded with warm cheers and applause.

"Teacher Mu is really good at acting. I have watched every one of your plays."

The question about the needle hidden in the cotton was directly snapped back roughly by a brick, and Ge Liang couldn't answer the conversation for a while.Just when the atmosphere was about to subtly froze, the deputy host suddenly added a sentence, and looked up at Mu Jing sincerely.

"My favorite is the dumb boy you played in "Singing Star". Although there are no lines, the acting tension is one of the strongest in your roles. There is also Lin Liangge in "Black Dream", " Meng Tianlang in "Resolution No. 94" has characteristics and charms that cannot be ignored. This time, Xinning in "Lights" has integrated your previous styles and evolved a strong personal style. The result, in fact, is well deserved.”

"Xiao Mumu, you don't praise the teacher so much."

Mu Jing raised his eyebrows, but there was still a harmless smile on his face.Shaking his head with his hands behind his back, he patted the other person's shoulder in a mature manner, and turned his eyes to Ge Liang who was aside inexplicably.

"By the way, why did I forget that you are still Yanying's teacher—it's good to be a teacher, and you can have students to support you, which makes me want to go back to my alma mater and become a teacher."

With such a buffer, Ge Liang quickly reacted.He chuckled lightly and made a joke, then put his hand on Mu Jing's shoulder: "Okay, Best Actor Mu——Now I'm going to talk about the acceptance speech, but you praised yourself. How about it, do you have anything to say? Take this opportunity to speak out?"

"Of course there is. I won't lie to you, I started planning what I would say the day I won the best actor 30 years ago."

Mu Jing touched his chin and nodded seriously.Before Ge Liang could speak, there was another burst of laughter from the audience, which just blocked his burden.

Once the time to pick up is missed, it is better not to pick up. Ge Liang stood there with his mouth half open, and had no choice but to resign himself to withdrawing the cards he had prepared from his hand.Still with a friendly smile on his face, he patted his arm, pulled the deputy abbot to step aside, and completely let the stage out.

Ignoring his embarrassment, Mu Jing took a step forward and stood in front of the microphone.

His left hand was in the pocket of his trousers, and his right hand pinched Mike to stand at will.He lowered his eyes and remained silent for a moment, then chuckled suddenly, raised his head slightly, and his eyes fell on the pitch-black auditorium.

The rays of light shot down from the top of his head, clearly outlining the outline of his face with light and shadow, and the originally ordinary facial features were also endowed with dazzling three-dimensionality and vividness by light and darkness at that moment.

It's hard to tell what kind of wonderful charm is hidden in such a simple action, but it's so clear and bright that it makes people's chest burn.The little girls holding the light signs screamed uncontrollably, and the sound wave entangled with the light and shadow, spreading out a bright sea of ​​light.

"For me, there is no such word as luck."

Mu Jing's voice is usually bright and clear, but this time it seems to be lowered a lot. The magnetism that has been deliberately ignored has been accurately captured by the microphone and infinitely amplified by the speaker, like some kind of heavy declaration that cannot be tampered with.The audience in the audience held their breath subconsciously, and even the whispers faded away, leaving only a strange tranquility.

"I have watched thousands of movies and made a room full of notes. I can memorize the lines in each of my dramas, memorize every camera position, and measure the action to the second. I will do it for a The character goes to find his truest state, just give me the character—as long as I can touch him, I will give you back a complete soul.”

"I have no good luck, never have, so to be able to get this best actor is completely beyond my expectations. Of course, it is also possible to win this award, and I might choke to death when I turn around and drink saliva, but I am now Standing here, standing in front of all of you—you have light in your eyes, and I have dreams in my heart. I hope you will always love me like a teenager."

"Then you really choked to death with a sip of water, and you really became a boy..."

Muting Che sighed dumbfoundedly, turned the remote control that he had finally found out, and tapped the handsome guy on the screen who turned around: "You are so handsome... You said you knew that you were a crow, Why do you have to open your mouth?"

He is Mu Jing.At least one day ago, he was still Mu Jing, standing on the podium with a statuette, calmly dealing with the ups and downs of the entertainment industry.Yifa jumped to the radiant position, and gave the fate who had been playing tricks on him a big look.

Then fate choked him to death with a mouthful of water.

Before he had time to complain about how narrow-minded he was, he was lured all the way to the underworld by the seductive messenger, and saw his own merit book.

This is the biggest confusion in Mu Jing's life - as the old saying goes, one loses one's horses and one knows it is not a blessing, but the horses he has lost in his life can already eat up a piece of grassland, but the more he accumulates, the more unlucky he is.It was so easy to get lucky once, and I came to see Hades before I had time to enjoy the results.

This is obviously very illogical.

With doubts in his heart, Mu Jing found his name in the merit book and checked it carefully.After comparing it with other people's again and again, I finally found an extra horizontal bar between my name and the number behind it.

This horizontal bar is thick at the front and thin at the back, solid at the front and empty at the back, as if drawn with a brush.It follows the text, obviously without any clear meaning, but it is placed in front of the number, and it becomes a natural——

negative.

Staring at the merit book, Yan Wang's face turned dark green in an instant.

……

Then he was stuffed into this body.

According to the gossip provided by Bai Wuchang who sent him here, the minus sign was accidentally drawn by Yama's youngest son while flipping through the merit book while doing his homework.Recently, the underworld has also participated in the evaluation of the first and the best, and it can't make such a big mistake in this link, so the body of Little Yama's experience in the human world was forcibly deprived, and it was given to him free of charge as compensation, and a passbook was sent along with it , which contained the merits and virtues he had worked so hard to save in his previous life.

In fashion terms, it is character.

The character exchange system newly developed by Jifu is still in the trial period, so he is so lucky to be the first batch of experience users.But this legendary high-tech voice control system has not yet developed a stable port. According to Bai Wuchang, every time this thing is called, it may appear on any furniture in this villa. As for whether it can be found, how can it be found? , It depends on his fate.

"Fate is a hammer..."

The money in the drawer is all ghost coins, and the refrigerator is filled with tributes from an unknown temple.I really don't have the habit of eating those tributes.The hungry Mutinche fell into the sofa behind him, staring at the remote control in his hand with green eyes, and seriously considered the feasibility of swallowing the remote control raw.

As if feeling the human appetite that has almost turned into substance, the small red light on the remote control flickered nervously, and a rigid mechanical electronic sound suddenly sounded.

"Huan, welcome to the Jifu character exchange system. Press 1 to check the balance, press 2 to browse the goods and purchase, the manual service has not yet opened, please wait patiently."

"Why are you still stuttering? Is it really a trial product?"

After looking over and over at the ordinary remote control, Mutingche regretfully gave up the idea of ​​taking a bite, took the passbook, flipped through it, and directly pressed the 2 button.

"Hi customer, the existing goods are: I picked up money when I went out, 880 eight character values, and the amount of money is random. The first prize of the lottery, 980 eight character values. 880% were invited to dinner, 100 character value, successfully passed the art test package, 1 character value."

"..."

Startled by the quotations from the three lions in front, Mu Yingdi, who had been unlucky all his life, subconsciously clenched the passbook in his hand, not wanting to waste any of his character: "I don't need a set meal, is there any?" Being hit by a car, not falling into a sewer well, not being hit on the head by a flower pot, and not having diarrhea for various reasons' Is this a single-sale commodity?"

The little red light blinked helplessly, and the remote fell silent again.

"It seems that there is no—forget it, you can try to develop it next time."

Although he didn't know if the underworld could hear it, Muting Che faithfully gave feedback on the user experience and tried to press the number key with [4].

Almost at the same time, an additional expenditure was quietly added to the passbook, and the total was also reduced by 650.

"Product No. 4 [successfully passed the art test package] transaction is completed, spending 650 character value. The time and space where the customer is located is detected. It is currently the second day of the art test. The customer's location is about 10 minutes walk from the Yanying test center. It is recommended to immediately Go to the examination room, and the hell navigation will serve you immediately."

After the transaction was successful, Mutingche felt nothing special.The small red light on the remote control flashed several times, and a reminder service was thoughtfully added.

A carp jumped up from the sofa, Mutingche picked up the phone in amazement to check the time, and then threw the remote control and the phone aside.He threw himself into the closet and randomly picked out a few pleasing clothes to put on, and found out the admission ticket and ID card according to the vague memory left by Little Hades, then turned back to grab the phone, and rushed out without looking back.

The remote control fell off the edge of the sofa and hit the corner of the coffee table.The small red light flickered several times, and the mechanical beep echoed again in the empty room.

"Product No. 3 [100% invited to dinner] transaction completed, spending 1 character value. Thank you for using, welcome to come again next time."

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