If You Don't Fall In Love, You'll Die
Chapter 46
What the hell is the decimal point!
He only listened to the question once and didn't remember the content!
Die is very thoughtful: "It's okay, I can read it to you twice." He said it again.
Ye Chen said, "Wait, wait! I'll turn on the phone first."
So under the watchful eyes of everyone, Brother Chen forcibly stopped the topic, took out his mobile phone and opened the calculator: "Let's talk!"
Go to hell lazily recited it.
Ye Chen still disliked him: "Slow down!"
Go to death and said: "Just your math... taught by the physical education teacher?"
Ye Chen didn't even raise his head: "We are brothers from the same school as you."
Die: "..." Damn, he is complaining that he misremembered the life points last time!
Ye Chen thunderbolt Bala calculated for a long time, and wrote down these numbers by virtue of his "extraordinary" shorthand skills.
"To complete the task, Ren Jing needs to eat 12.5 tomatoes and 21.6 eggs, and the old fish queen mother Xi needs to share the remaining 3.5 tomatoes and 2.4 eggs?"
The dead system said: "That's right."
"That's right, what a ghost! What the hell are 0.5 and 0.6! How can I tell the difference so clearly? Do you want to use a kitchen scale to weigh and eat?!"
Qusi said: "So you can add food to Ren Jing, so that you can make up for the error."
The corner of Ye Chen's mouth twitched: "How can I make up for it?"
Go to hell and said with a smile: "Pinch a piece to offset the error of 0.01."
Ye Chen's face darkened: "I have something to say..."
Qusi reacted very quickly: "I can't talk about it."
Ye Chen must say: "MMP!"
Whistle like you didn't hear.
Ye Chen turned his head and had an idea.
This task may sound very difficult, but IQ is the primary productive force, and Brother Chen is a shrewd person who can stand Fengshui!
He was doing calculations here, Gu Xi asked him: "What are you doing?"
Ye Chen said, "It's all right." His eyes were already glued to Ren Jing, and he said to Ren Jing, "Can you come out with me?"
Hearing his words, Gu Xi and Mr. Yu swept their eyes across the ground, clearly saying: Ye Xiaochen, you are too courageous!The queen mother is coming down, and she has to go out and kiss Mrs. X!
Only Ren Jing couldn't help raising the corner of his mouth: "Okay."
Ye Chen said again: "Be careful, don't let my mother see."
Gu Xi & Yu Xingzhe: "..."
Ren Jing smiled, his voice was very soft and gentle: "Okay."
They got up, Gu Xi looked at Yu Xingzhe, Yu Xingzhe looked at Gu Xi, both of them saw the vicissitudes of an old father in each other's eyes!
Ye Chen dragged Ren Jing to the guest room, Ren Jing really didn't know what he was going to do, Ye Chen didn't waste time, and quickly said, "I want to ask you something."
Ren Jing: "You say."
When Ye Chen came to his mouth, he started to feel embarrassed again, but it was a matter of life. His awkward cancer had more than half healed here in Ren Jing, and he said, "That plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes...is the one I made..."
Ren Jing was particularly supportive: "Well, it's delicious."
Ye Chen's face was a little hot, but he still mustered up his courage and said, "Can you eat more?"
Ren Jing was stunned.
Ye Chen said: "I'll put it in front of you in a while, you...can you eat more?"
It was as if fireworks were exploding in Ren Jing's heart, and he asked him, "Do you want me to eat it?"
"Yes!" Ye Chen looked up at him, "You must eat more, eat a lot."
Ren Jing was tickled by his cute little thoughts, he lowered his head slightly, and kissed his lips.
Ye Chen opened his eyes wide, with a dazed expression on his face, kiss...why kiss me?
Go to hell and said: "The unique scrambled eggs with tomatoes that you have worked so hard to make are only for Ren Jing to eat - when there are three other people at the dining table, one is the mother and the other is the best friend..."
Ye Chen: "Hey!!!"
Ren Jing didn't dare to kiss him forcefully, after all, there was the Queen Mother sitting outside, so he didn't want him to make things difficult.
Ye Chen took a breath and stammered, "Don't get me wrong, I mainly...mainly think you like scrambled eggs with tomatoes! That's why I hope you eat more!"
What does it mean to get darker and darker? Just look at Brother Chen.
Ren Jing smiled so much that he was called a pet pet, he said softly: "I like food very much."
Ye Chen continued to write black: "Well... You see, I worked so hard, I'm afraid no one will eat it, and it would be embarrassing if no one eats it, right?"
Ren Jing said seriously: "I will definitely eat it up."
Ye Chen: "..." Did the misunderstanding go deeper...
Fuck you'll blow your whistle.
However, Ye Chen still had something to say, and he could almost feel that after he said it, the words "wacky" and "duplicity" were stuck on his forehead.
But four life points... rounding up is one life!
Can not give up.
Ye Chen lowered his head and said in a low voice, "Don't eat it all...let them taste it too."
Ren Jingquan followed him: "That's right, after all, it's your first time cooking."
Ye Chen bit the bullet and continued: "Just give them a little bit, one tomato and half an egg per person."
Qusi laughed unceremoniously: "Ahahahahaha!"
Ye Chen said angrily, "Get lost!"
Ren Jing was also amused by him, his voice was full of smiles: "Chen Chen."
Ye Chen really didn't dare to look up at him.
Ren Jing kissed him on the forehead and said, "You are so kind."
Ye Chen was almost unsteady by his affectionate voice...
The two came out of the guest room, and the queen mother hadn't come out of the kitchen yet.
The gazes of Gu Baba and Yu Baba were like laser rays, they probed Ye Chen inside and out, and finally looked away helplessly: What can I do?The tiger didn't move, and the little white rabbit insisted on jumping into the tiger's mouth, but they couldn't hold it back!
Ye Chen was quick-witted, taking advantage of their "preoccupations", he quickly moved his scrambled eggs with tomatoes to Ren Jing.
What Ren Jing needs to do most now is to try not to smile so sweetly.
The queen mother who didn't know anything finally came out. She made a hot soup and added two special dishes.
Everyone praised again, and the Queen Mother was very happy with a smile on her face.
After entering the table, the Queen Mother tasted "Gu Xi's cooking", and couldn't help but praise: "It's delicious, Xiao Xi, you really impress Auntie!"
Gu Xi: Hehe.
After a while, the queen mother found that her family, A Dou, had been eating the dish in front of her. She said, "Xiao Ren, don't be polite, just eat whatever you want. The dishes made by Xiaoxi are really good!"
Ren Jing said: "I have eaten it, and the soup made by my aunt is also delicious."
I was praised by the male god!The queen mother is so happy!
Seeing that the situation was good, Ye Chen hurriedly asked casually, "Ren Jing, do you like scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"
Ren Jing said, "Yes."
Ye Chen said naturally (roughly): "Let me tell you, tomato scrambled eggs mixed with rice is the best! Anyway, we don't like to eat this, if you like it, you might as well put it in a bowl."
Ren Jing said implicitly: "It's not very good, is it?"
"It's okay, and there are no outsiders." Ye Master Chen got up, and enthusiastically picked up a plate to "get food" for Ren Jing.
To die: This bastard took advantage of the loopholes in the system!
After Ye Chen put down the plate, he still didn't forget to patch up his behavior. He served Ren Jing another bowl of soup, bewildered the queen mother and said, "Pair it with my mother's soup, and it will be perfect! Let me tell you! My mother This soup..."
In front of Ren Jing, he, Balabala, praised the queen mother that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on earth, and instantly made the queen mother forget about other things. The queen mother said reservedly: "It's not that exaggerated."
Ye Chen hurriedly asked Ren Jing, "Do you think it's good?"
Ren Jing was of course very cooperative: "It's delicious."
"Very tasty?"
“Very tasty!”
The queen mother waved her hands, grinning from ear to ear: "You children are sweet-talking." Hahaha, I was so happy that I wanted to explode in place!
Looking at this "family of three", Mr. Yu and Director Gu felt particularly redundant.
Mr. Yu looked at Gu Xi, his eyes were clearly written: What are we doing here?
Gu Xi sent him brainwaves: Who told you to fly back from Paris chattering!
Mr. Yu...so wronged, this is really his homeland qaq!
Ye Chen breathed a sigh of relief, he still has a second hurdle to pass.
After finishing the dishes for Ren Jingbu, he pretended to say: "Brother Xi, your tomato scrambled eggs are really delicious, shall we try them too?" After finishing speaking, he picked up the pathetic tomatoes and eggs hanging on the plate. Three bowls.
Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe rejected it with disgust.
The queen mother was very happy. She was deeply infatuated with the ecstasy soup. She felt that everything was good, so she ate her portion without thinking. Scrambled eggs!
Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe were good boys, they would definitely eat up all the rice in their bowls, so they also ate their own portion.
After eating, they all suspected that they had eaten fake dishes.
The standard is not right, obviously other dishes are so delicious, why is this one... so hard to describe?
How shrewd they were, after a while they realized it.
Yu Xingzhe's chopsticks fell on the table with a thud, and he looked at Ye Chen in disbelief: "The scrambled eggs with tomatoes are..."
Ye Chen stood up suddenly, picked up a piece of prawn that he had just peeled, and put it straight into Yu Xingzhe's mouth.
Yu Xingzhe: "..."
The queen mother looked over: "What's wrong? What's wrong with scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"
Ye Chen's heart was beating poundingly, he forcefully said: "Brother Zhe means...means..."
The Queen Mother asked: "What is it?"
Yu Xingzhe was choked by the prawn, he took a sip of water, and the prawn swallowed, but his anger rose rapidly.
grass!Ye Xiaochen is so heartless, Ren Jing eats all the dishes he cooks, why don't you be so partial!
The Queen Mother was still waiting for the answer, Gu Xi couldn't stand it any longer, and said slowly, "Auntie, I'm not going to hide it from you."
The queen mother looked at him, Ye Chen was so nervous that he was dying, feeling like it was all over.
However, Gu Xi deserves to be the best blamer in the audience, so he continued: "Actually, I ordered all these dishes from the restaurant, and only this scrambled eggs with tomatoes was made by myself."
Ye Chen seems to have made a roller coaster, or the upside down kind.
The queen mother was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's it."
Gu Xi said: "Yes, that's right."
The Queen Mother asked another fatal question: "So... Ah Zhe is angry because Ah Chen shared all of the dishes you cooked with your own hands with Xiao Ren?"
The queen mother smiled: "Then, why is Ah Zhe angry?"
All the men in the audience: "......"
He only listened to the question once and didn't remember the content!
Die is very thoughtful: "It's okay, I can read it to you twice." He said it again.
Ye Chen said, "Wait, wait! I'll turn on the phone first."
So under the watchful eyes of everyone, Brother Chen forcibly stopped the topic, took out his mobile phone and opened the calculator: "Let's talk!"
Go to hell lazily recited it.
Ye Chen still disliked him: "Slow down!"
Go to death and said: "Just your math... taught by the physical education teacher?"
Ye Chen didn't even raise his head: "We are brothers from the same school as you."
Die: "..." Damn, he is complaining that he misremembered the life points last time!
Ye Chen thunderbolt Bala calculated for a long time, and wrote down these numbers by virtue of his "extraordinary" shorthand skills.
"To complete the task, Ren Jing needs to eat 12.5 tomatoes and 21.6 eggs, and the old fish queen mother Xi needs to share the remaining 3.5 tomatoes and 2.4 eggs?"
The dead system said: "That's right."
"That's right, what a ghost! What the hell are 0.5 and 0.6! How can I tell the difference so clearly? Do you want to use a kitchen scale to weigh and eat?!"
Qusi said: "So you can add food to Ren Jing, so that you can make up for the error."
The corner of Ye Chen's mouth twitched: "How can I make up for it?"
Go to hell and said with a smile: "Pinch a piece to offset the error of 0.01."
Ye Chen's face darkened: "I have something to say..."
Qusi reacted very quickly: "I can't talk about it."
Ye Chen must say: "MMP!"
Whistle like you didn't hear.
Ye Chen turned his head and had an idea.
This task may sound very difficult, but IQ is the primary productive force, and Brother Chen is a shrewd person who can stand Fengshui!
He was doing calculations here, Gu Xi asked him: "What are you doing?"
Ye Chen said, "It's all right." His eyes were already glued to Ren Jing, and he said to Ren Jing, "Can you come out with me?"
Hearing his words, Gu Xi and Mr. Yu swept their eyes across the ground, clearly saying: Ye Xiaochen, you are too courageous!The queen mother is coming down, and she has to go out and kiss Mrs. X!
Only Ren Jing couldn't help raising the corner of his mouth: "Okay."
Ye Chen said again: "Be careful, don't let my mother see."
Gu Xi & Yu Xingzhe: "..."
Ren Jing smiled, his voice was very soft and gentle: "Okay."
They got up, Gu Xi looked at Yu Xingzhe, Yu Xingzhe looked at Gu Xi, both of them saw the vicissitudes of an old father in each other's eyes!
Ye Chen dragged Ren Jing to the guest room, Ren Jing really didn't know what he was going to do, Ye Chen didn't waste time, and quickly said, "I want to ask you something."
Ren Jing: "You say."
When Ye Chen came to his mouth, he started to feel embarrassed again, but it was a matter of life. His awkward cancer had more than half healed here in Ren Jing, and he said, "That plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes...is the one I made..."
Ren Jing was particularly supportive: "Well, it's delicious."
Ye Chen's face was a little hot, but he still mustered up his courage and said, "Can you eat more?"
Ren Jing was stunned.
Ye Chen said: "I'll put it in front of you in a while, you...can you eat more?"
It was as if fireworks were exploding in Ren Jing's heart, and he asked him, "Do you want me to eat it?"
"Yes!" Ye Chen looked up at him, "You must eat more, eat a lot."
Ren Jing was tickled by his cute little thoughts, he lowered his head slightly, and kissed his lips.
Ye Chen opened his eyes wide, with a dazed expression on his face, kiss...why kiss me?
Go to hell and said: "The unique scrambled eggs with tomatoes that you have worked so hard to make are only for Ren Jing to eat - when there are three other people at the dining table, one is the mother and the other is the best friend..."
Ye Chen: "Hey!!!"
Ren Jing didn't dare to kiss him forcefully, after all, there was the Queen Mother sitting outside, so he didn't want him to make things difficult.
Ye Chen took a breath and stammered, "Don't get me wrong, I mainly...mainly think you like scrambled eggs with tomatoes! That's why I hope you eat more!"
What does it mean to get darker and darker? Just look at Brother Chen.
Ren Jing smiled so much that he was called a pet pet, he said softly: "I like food very much."
Ye Chen continued to write black: "Well... You see, I worked so hard, I'm afraid no one will eat it, and it would be embarrassing if no one eats it, right?"
Ren Jing said seriously: "I will definitely eat it up."
Ye Chen: "..." Did the misunderstanding go deeper...
Fuck you'll blow your whistle.
However, Ye Chen still had something to say, and he could almost feel that after he said it, the words "wacky" and "duplicity" were stuck on his forehead.
But four life points... rounding up is one life!
Can not give up.
Ye Chen lowered his head and said in a low voice, "Don't eat it all...let them taste it too."
Ren Jingquan followed him: "That's right, after all, it's your first time cooking."
Ye Chen bit the bullet and continued: "Just give them a little bit, one tomato and half an egg per person."
Qusi laughed unceremoniously: "Ahahahahaha!"
Ye Chen said angrily, "Get lost!"
Ren Jing was also amused by him, his voice was full of smiles: "Chen Chen."
Ye Chen really didn't dare to look up at him.
Ren Jing kissed him on the forehead and said, "You are so kind."
Ye Chen was almost unsteady by his affectionate voice...
The two came out of the guest room, and the queen mother hadn't come out of the kitchen yet.
The gazes of Gu Baba and Yu Baba were like laser rays, they probed Ye Chen inside and out, and finally looked away helplessly: What can I do?The tiger didn't move, and the little white rabbit insisted on jumping into the tiger's mouth, but they couldn't hold it back!
Ye Chen was quick-witted, taking advantage of their "preoccupations", he quickly moved his scrambled eggs with tomatoes to Ren Jing.
What Ren Jing needs to do most now is to try not to smile so sweetly.
The queen mother who didn't know anything finally came out. She made a hot soup and added two special dishes.
Everyone praised again, and the Queen Mother was very happy with a smile on her face.
After entering the table, the Queen Mother tasted "Gu Xi's cooking", and couldn't help but praise: "It's delicious, Xiao Xi, you really impress Auntie!"
Gu Xi: Hehe.
After a while, the queen mother found that her family, A Dou, had been eating the dish in front of her. She said, "Xiao Ren, don't be polite, just eat whatever you want. The dishes made by Xiaoxi are really good!"
Ren Jing said: "I have eaten it, and the soup made by my aunt is also delicious."
I was praised by the male god!The queen mother is so happy!
Seeing that the situation was good, Ye Chen hurriedly asked casually, "Ren Jing, do you like scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"
Ren Jing said, "Yes."
Ye Chen said naturally (roughly): "Let me tell you, tomato scrambled eggs mixed with rice is the best! Anyway, we don't like to eat this, if you like it, you might as well put it in a bowl."
Ren Jing said implicitly: "It's not very good, is it?"
"It's okay, and there are no outsiders." Ye Master Chen got up, and enthusiastically picked up a plate to "get food" for Ren Jing.
To die: This bastard took advantage of the loopholes in the system!
After Ye Chen put down the plate, he still didn't forget to patch up his behavior. He served Ren Jing another bowl of soup, bewildered the queen mother and said, "Pair it with my mother's soup, and it will be perfect! Let me tell you! My mother This soup..."
In front of Ren Jing, he, Balabala, praised the queen mother that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on earth, and instantly made the queen mother forget about other things. The queen mother said reservedly: "It's not that exaggerated."
Ye Chen hurriedly asked Ren Jing, "Do you think it's good?"
Ren Jing was of course very cooperative: "It's delicious."
"Very tasty?"
“Very tasty!”
The queen mother waved her hands, grinning from ear to ear: "You children are sweet-talking." Hahaha, I was so happy that I wanted to explode in place!
Looking at this "family of three", Mr. Yu and Director Gu felt particularly redundant.
Mr. Yu looked at Gu Xi, his eyes were clearly written: What are we doing here?
Gu Xi sent him brainwaves: Who told you to fly back from Paris chattering!
Mr. Yu...so wronged, this is really his homeland qaq!
Ye Chen breathed a sigh of relief, he still has a second hurdle to pass.
After finishing the dishes for Ren Jingbu, he pretended to say: "Brother Xi, your tomato scrambled eggs are really delicious, shall we try them too?" After finishing speaking, he picked up the pathetic tomatoes and eggs hanging on the plate. Three bowls.
Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe rejected it with disgust.
The queen mother was very happy. She was deeply infatuated with the ecstasy soup. She felt that everything was good, so she ate her portion without thinking. Scrambled eggs!
Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe were good boys, they would definitely eat up all the rice in their bowls, so they also ate their own portion.
After eating, they all suspected that they had eaten fake dishes.
The standard is not right, obviously other dishes are so delicious, why is this one... so hard to describe?
How shrewd they were, after a while they realized it.
Yu Xingzhe's chopsticks fell on the table with a thud, and he looked at Ye Chen in disbelief: "The scrambled eggs with tomatoes are..."
Ye Chen stood up suddenly, picked up a piece of prawn that he had just peeled, and put it straight into Yu Xingzhe's mouth.
Yu Xingzhe: "..."
The queen mother looked over: "What's wrong? What's wrong with scrambled eggs with tomatoes?"
Ye Chen's heart was beating poundingly, he forcefully said: "Brother Zhe means...means..."
The Queen Mother asked: "What is it?"
Yu Xingzhe was choked by the prawn, he took a sip of water, and the prawn swallowed, but his anger rose rapidly.
grass!Ye Xiaochen is so heartless, Ren Jing eats all the dishes he cooks, why don't you be so partial!
The Queen Mother was still waiting for the answer, Gu Xi couldn't stand it any longer, and said slowly, "Auntie, I'm not going to hide it from you."
The queen mother looked at him, Ye Chen was so nervous that he was dying, feeling like it was all over.
However, Gu Xi deserves to be the best blamer in the audience, so he continued: "Actually, I ordered all these dishes from the restaurant, and only this scrambled eggs with tomatoes was made by myself."
Ye Chen seems to have made a roller coaster, or the upside down kind.
The queen mother was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's it."
Gu Xi said: "Yes, that's right."
The Queen Mother asked another fatal question: "So... Ah Zhe is angry because Ah Chen shared all of the dishes you cooked with your own hands with Xiao Ren?"
The queen mother smiled: "Then, why is Ah Zhe angry?"
All the men in the audience: "......"
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