If You Don't Fall In Love, You'll Die

Yes yes yes, yes yes yes, nothing wrong!

To deal with the old fish, one has to coax him, and Ye Chen is quite familiar with this method.

He asked, "What's the matter with you coming back?"

Mr. Yu said: "My cousin is getting married, so I'll come to the wedding."

Ye Chen was puzzled: "Which cousin." The two of them are very close, and if Mr. Yu's cousin gets married, he will probably be invited as well.

Yu Xingzhe tried to find an excuse: "My mother's cousin's goddaughter."

Ye Chen: "..."

Yu Xingzhe continued: "What? No way, I have loved her since I was a child, so what if I come back to attend a wedding?"

Yes, yes, yes, yes, nothing wrong!

At this time, asking more questions is just doing things.

Ye Chen didn't care about Mr. Yu's cousin who had been a cousin for eight hundred miles, he still had business to discuss.

Ye Chen: "Since you're back, why don't you have dinner together tonight?"

Yu Xingzhe was quite surprised: "You are so kind?"

Ye Chen said: "Are you kidding me? Brother Zhe returns home, I must treat him warmly!"

The corners of Yu Xingzhe's mouth twitched, looking cheerful, but he quickly asked, "Just the two of us?"

"Eh..." Ye Chen stammered.

Yu Xingzhe immediately became vigilant: "Who else?"

Ye Chen said: "Just the two of us are too boring, I even called Gu Xi."

Yu Xingzhe rolled his eyes, well, this is acceptable.

Yu Xingzhe asked again: "Is there anyone else?"

Ye Chen: "..."

When he paused, Yu Xingzhe felt his heart skip a beat: "Who else is there? I don't like to see your cronies."

Ye Chen: "..."

Old Yu's heart pounded even louder: "Say, who else is there!"

Ye Chen whispered: "...Ren Jing."

Yu Xingzhe: "..."

Ye Chen became impatient, and his mouth dropped: "The main thing is to welcome you, it's definitely not a pre-determined one!"

I can't bear to look straight at death: silly son, you are balding the truth.

Yu Xingzhe immediately felt like a bright mirror in his heart: "Hehehe, you guys have already made the reservation, so why don't you let me catch the wind by the way?"

Ye Chen still wanted to struggle, but Mr. Yu was already furious: "I'm going back to Paris!"

Ye Chen said with a bitter face, "You just returned to China."

Mr. Patriotic Yu went online on time: "This is my motherland, I can leave whenever I want!"

The motherland's mother is afraid that she wants to kill this bear son!

However, Ye Chen still had to: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, nothing wrong, then, shall we see you tonight?"

Yu Xingzhe: "No see!"

Ye Chen said, "I'll send you a message later to confirm the time and place!"

Yu Xingzhe: "I don't read the information."

Ye Chen: "I'll call you."

"No."

"I'll call SUN." SUN is Mr. Yu's personal manager.

Yu Xingzhe: "If Sun dares to pick me up, I will fire him!"

Sun, who was fired at least five times a year but was not fired for six years, expressed no fear.

Ye Chen was about to hang up and said again: "Brother Zhe, please stay for a few more days when you come back."

Yu Xingzhe's heart was warm, but he was still stubborn: wait for a fart, you will be mad at you sooner or later!

After finalizing a good friend, Ye Chen went to find another one.

Gu Xi asked: "Who is there?"

Ye Chen didn't dare to tell Yu Xingzhe first, but only said: "My name is Ren Jing."

Gu Xi immediately said, "I have something to do tonight."

Ye Chen was so angry, one or two would prevent him from earning life points!

He yelled into the phone: "There's something wrong, come here quickly! Old Yu just returned home, let's welcome him!"

When Gu Xi heard this, he became more serious: "I really have something to do at night, and it's very urgent, so I can't go, it's about my career as a director."

Ye Chen said, "What's the matter, tell me."

The really innocent Gu Xi: "..."

Ye Chen immediately went into a rage: "Gu Yueban, if you don't come tonight, I will hang myself in front of your house!"

Gu Xi felt bitter: Who the hell wants to eat dog food!

The staff was barely assembled, but the bulk of the task was to cook the dishes by himself.

As a man who can boil water through a kettle, the handicraft of cooking is really difficult for him.

Ye Chen was lucky: "Is chocolate a dish?" This was the only thing he knew how to cook.

Qusi said: "You can go to Zhihu and ask to see if you will receive a hundred titles of brain damage."

Ye Chen: "..."

Go to hell and say: "It's just a stir-fry, and I didn't force you to cook a full feast of Manchurians. As for it?"

Ye Chen plucked up his courage, and felt that what he said to die made sense, it was just a stir-fry dish, the empress dowager and the young lady could do a good job, why couldn't he?

It's okay, Brother Chen, you're fine!

Ye Chen rolled up his sleeves, took the tablet and started downloading the gourmet app.

Don't ask for the level of a three-star Michelin chef, but at least you can eat it, right?

It would be too bad to poison Ren Jing with one, two, three, four, five.

Ye Chen is very self-aware, he will not challenge those "big dishes", so he plans to have the simplest scrambled eggs with tomatoes.

There was no food at home, Ye Chen didn't dare to go out by himself, so he asked Xiao Liu to buy it and send it up.

Xiao Liu was really confused when he heard this order.

What the hell!After following Brother Chen for six or seven years, this was the first time he heard that Brother Chen wanted to buy vegetables!

I'm afraid I'm bewitched, right? ? ?

However, as an all-round assistant, he must bravely face all the wind and rain, so he went upstairs with oil, salt, rice vinegar, tomatoes and eggs.

Ye Chen praised him: "You are so careful, you even know how to sell me oil and salt!"

Xiao Liu asked him in a low voice: "Brother Chen, do you want to fire yourself?"

Ye Chen said: "I'll try it, I want to invite Ren Jing home for dinner tonight."

Xiao Liu gasped, feeling that he had received ten thousand tons of shocks!

Seeing him like that, Ye Chen instructed again: "Don't tell others!"

Xiao Liu hurriedly sealed his mouth: "I, Liu Xiaoming, keep my mouth shut."

Ye Chen patted him on the shoulder: "You, my brother, are reliable!"

Brother Xiao Liu didn't dare to stay any longer, he was afraid that the evil spirit in this house would also haunt him...

Ye Chen started to try scrambled eggs with tomatoes. We won't take up the word count during this process, and it will save everyone money.

Anyway it is...

"Damn, how do you cut these tomatoes? They're so slippery they still spray water!"

"Damn it! Why is this egg so fragile? It's just mushy!"

"Damn, is this red, yellow and yellow thing really edible?"

Well, after tossing and tossing for almost an hour, Brother Chen looked at the slightly mushy, sticky, and disgusting scrambled eggs with tomatoes in front of him, and wanted to cry without tears.

"Take a look~" The soft meow of the kitten sounded, Ye Chen bent down to pick it up, and kissed it on the forehead.

When the car accident happened, the kitten was injured, Xiao Liu sent it to the hospital for a while, and it was brought back yesterday.

Although separated for so long, the little cat is very close to Ye Chen, and will come to him to act like a baby when he wakes up.

Ye Chen moved his mind slightly, and brought it to "Scrambled Eggs with Tomatoes": "Go, come and smell the fragrance." He would never let him taste it, he just let him smell it.

"Meow!!!" A sharp scream came from the little milk cat!

Ye Chen: "..."

The kitten struggled to "escape", with a look of death on his face.

Ye Chen: "..." Is it so scary QAQ!

If the kitten could talk, it would probably say: Yes qaq!

Go to hell and roll your eyes: "If you were like this in ancient times, I'm afraid you won't be able to get married."

Ye Chen: "Get lost!"

Qusi said again: "It's okay, this is fine, it is enough to complete the task."

Ye Chen said: "What if Ren Jing doesn't eat?" The mission is completed only after eating.

Go to give up and say, you just cook a plate of Hedinghong in soy sauce and let Ren Jing eat it, he will eat it too.

But he didn't say it, and Ye Chen blushed again: "That is, even if he really doesn't dislike it, I can't trick him like this."

He ate a mouthful of dog food inexplicably to death, and he thought to himself: My stupid son can't cook, but he is rich in dog food, he can feed single dogs all over the world!

After tossing until five o'clock in the afternoon, Ye Chen finally made the red and yellow thing look less scary after working hard.

Anyway, I can recognize tomatoes and eggs...

Ye Chen sighed, "Time is running out."

Then his cell phone rang.

Ye Chen quickly picked it up, it was Ren Jing's phone.

Before he answered the phone, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but raise.

Ren Jing: "I'm downstairs with you, where do you want to eat?"

Ye Chen was a little nervous: "How about eating at my house?"

There was a noticeable pause on the phone.

Ye Chen hurriedly said: "I... I cooked the dishes myself, let's try home cooking?"

It took Ren Jing a long time to spit out a word: "Okay." I really couldn't say more, my throat was stuck with sugar.

Ye Chen said again: "Well, I also made an appointment with Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe."

After more than half of the saccharification, Ren Jing was able to pronounce normally: "Mr. Yu has returned to China?"

Ye Chen said, "Yes, he came back today."

Ren Jing didn't make a sound.

Ye Chen said again: "They are my best friends, I want to introduce you to each other."

The melted sugar dripped into the chest cavity, sweetened to the heart within minutes, Ren Jing's voice became honey: "Open the door for me."

Ye Chen said, "Come on!"

He got up to open the door, and when he came to the door, he found that he had thrown his clothes on the sofa, so he quickly collected them, and opened the door after barely a little bit.

Ren Jing stood outside the door, smiling at him.

Ye Chen thought to himself, he's so fucking handsome!

Then he was kissed by this handsome actor.

Ye Chen took a breath, Ren Jing held his waist and kissed him until he was dizzy.

When the two entered the room, the heat from each other's bodies could hardly be suppressed by the air conditioner.

Anyway, he still remembered the dinner, Ye Chen whispered: "Ren, Ren Jing..."

Ren Jing was hooked by him, he just wanted to kiss him again...

"Meow." The kitten looked at the two two-legged beasts gnawing on each other with a confused face.

Ye Chen was like the old father whose child had witnessed the embarrassing thing, he pushed Ren Jing desperately: "I cooked the dishes, do you want...do you want to try it first?"

Ren Jing's black eyes are bright: "You...did it?"

Ye Chen nodded his head and reminded him earnestly: "This is the first time in my life that I'm cooking, it may not be very tasty."

Ren Jing's focus is: "Am I the first to eat?"

Ye Chen said, "Yes, neither of my parents have eaten it."

Ren Jing's thin lips were slightly pursed, and his smile was very shallow, but he had a very charming childishness.

Ye Chen's heart pounded as he watched.

Ren Jing asked him: "What dish did you cook?"

Ye Chen said embarrassedly: "Scrambled eggs with tomatoes..."

Ren Jing said: "I love to eat this."

Ye Chen: "..."

Go to hell and roll your eyes: "What about the principles and the bottom line? Have you been eaten by a dog!"

The actor Ren, who has a love filter thickly piercing the universe, doesn't think the red and yellow thing is weird at all, but thinks it is very cute, very cute.

Ye Chen hesitated for a while, but finally he couldn't bear to "murder his own husband".

"...It's a bit cold, I'd better make another one!"

Ren Jing said, "It's okay."

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Ye Chen quickly dumped the plate of things into the trash can.

Ren Jing's face was full of disappointment, and he couldn't hide that feeling at all.

Ye Chen said: "Don't worry, I'll do it again."

As he spoke, he put on his apron, rolled up his sleeves and was about to put it on.

Seeing his appearance, Ren Jing couldn't help but smile again: "I'll help you."

"No!" Ye Chen refused, "I want to do it myself."

Naturally, Ren Jing's heart blossomed with sweetness: Chenchen wants to make it for me.

Ye Chen also felt that what he said was very explicit, so he couldn't help being a little embarrassed, so he focused on the tomatoes and eggs.

The finished product this time was unexpectedly very successful.

Maybe it was because Ye Chen had mastered the technique after practicing many times, or maybe Ren Jing casually "pointed out" a few words, in short, after the pot was finished, the orange eggs were finally not mushy, and the tomatoes were no longer rotten. It was neatly placed on the plate, and it seemed to be the case.

Ye Chen looked at Ren Jing expectantly: "Try it?"

Ren Jing nodded seriously: "Yes."

Ren Jing picked up a chopstick and put it into his mouth, Ye Chen hurriedly asked: "How is it?"

Ren Jing's eyes were bent, and he praised without hesitation: "It's delicious."

Ye Chen's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Ren Jingdao: "It's the best I've ever eaten."

Ye Chen started to feel embarrassed again: "It's impossible..."

Ren Jing said again: "The chocolate last time was also very delicious."

Eh... It took Ye Chen a long time to realize that what Ren Jing was talking about might be his previous chocolate mission.

Did Ren Jing know that he did it himself?

impossible!

Ye Chen forcefully pretended: "The chocolate in that bakery is really delicious!"

Ren Jing didn't expose him, but said slowly: "When it's my birthday, can you... also order me his chocolate cake?"

Ye Chen felt that Ren Jing should know, although he didn't know how he knew, but he knew it, he whispered: "Okay..."

Ren Jing simply loves his little appearance.

Fortunately, Ren Jing was still sensible, he said, "When will Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe come?"

Ye Chen looked at the time, and then hurriedly said: "I haven't told them yet, wait a minute, I'll call them."

Ren Jing looked at the empty table and wanted to laugh: Could it be that the four of them only ate a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes?

He dialed Yang Sen's phone number and asked a few words.

Compared to Xiao Liu who was shocked when he heard that Brother Chen was cooking, Comrade Yang was quite calm.

It's nothing, as long as it's about the big baby, there's nothing their boss can't do...

It's just to buy a vegetable, it's normal to buy a supermarket and come back!

After Ye Chen came back from the phone call, he said, "Look at my brain, I'll order takeaway first."

Ren Jing really wanted to laugh.

Ye Chen scratched his head and said, "Let's eat this dish of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and I'll order takeaway for them!"

There is no way, he really can't cook a table of dishes, so he can only take advantage of the loopholes in the system. Anyway, it is sharing, and drinking some soup is also sharing!

Of course, the two buddies who came all the way couldn't be hungry, so Ye Chen decided to order takeaway!

Ren Jing smiled and said: "I asked Asen to buy ingredients, and I will cook when I come back."

Ye Chen opened his eyes wide: "You do?"

Ren Jing said: "You made me such a delicious thing, I should also express it."

It took Ye Chen a long time to realize that the 'delicious thing' was his egg with tomato paste... really embarrassing.

Comrade Yang handled things safely, and it didn't take long for the big bags to come over.

Ren Jing opened the door for him and took the things.

Ye Chen was still in disbelief: "You really know how to cook?"

Ren Jing said: "A little bit."

Ye Chen enthusiastically recommended: "I downloaded several gourmet apps, do you want to take a look?"

Ren Jing looked at him and asked back: "Do you want to eat?"

"Want something to eat?" Ye Chen shook his head and said, "I'm not picky about food."

Ren Jing said: "It's really good."

Ye Chen: "..." Did he hear something wrong? ?

After a quarter of an hour, Ye Chen was dumbfounded.

Oh My God!This knife work!This pose!The control of the heat!

This is also called knowing a little bit? ?Then wouldn't he have to lose [-] yuan if he didn't know it at all?

Ye Chen had always had the tendency to turn into a shadow emperor's fanboy, but now he has completely failed.

"It's delicious!" Ye Chen took a bite of a small potato, and was overwhelmed by the deliciousness of the crispy outside and tender inside.

Ren Jing raised his hand and touched his lips: "Be careful of burning."

Ye Chen got excited, he tasted each of them one by one and was convinced: "In this life, I am convinced by the food of two people."

Ren Jing looked at him with a smile.

Ye Chen said seriously: "One is my mother, and the other is you."

Ren Jing was so seduced by him that he turned around and kissed him.

Ye Chen can actually dodge perfectly, because Ren Jing's hands are not free, only his mouth is kissing him.

As long as he takes a step back, Ren Jing won't be able to kiss him.

But he didn't move, instead he closed his eyes.

Gu Xi, who has never regarded Ye Chen's house as someone else's house and has always had fingerprints on the anti-theft door, opened the door and entered the house, and this is what he saw.

Kiss, kiss, you two have kissed so much that the room is full of pink bubbles, okay?

Sure enough, he shouldn't have come, so Director Gu turned around and left, taking the red wine he brought along with him!

Just at this time, Yu Xingzhe also arrived. He didn't see what was going on in the room, but only saw Gu Xi. He frowned and said, "Why are you blocking the door? I don't know my body shape."

Gu Xi: "..."

Yu Xingzhe said, "Okay, you're not one hundred and eighty anymore."

Gu Xi gritted his teeth: "Why the hell are you coming back?"

Yu Xingzhe said: "My motherland, I..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw two people in the room.

Of course Ye Chen heard such a big commotion, and he hurried out of the kitchen to greet the guests: "You guys are here."

Yu Xingzhe saw his red lips at a glance.

They're all adults, who doesn't understand yet!

Gu Xi held grudges very much, and deliberately poked Yu Xingzhe's heart with words: "Is Ren Jing here early?"

Ye Chen said: "He cooks in the kitchen, let me tell you, his skills are superb, and the dishes he cooks are delicious!"

Yu Xingzhe felt wronged: What on earth did I come back for qaq!

Gu Xi hehehe: "It's very good to have a taste of being a great actor." It's so good that I want to demolish Ye Shachen!

Ye Chen said happily: "Come and help me clear the table, I can eat in a while."

Gu Xi rolled his eyes, feeling more and more stupid that he came to eat!

Yu Xingzhe stood still, Ye Chen felt sorry for his exhaustion, and told him: "Brother Zhe, rest and rest, you must be tired after flying all day!"

Speaking of which, Ye Chen also thoughtfully brought some juice and said, "Drink some, it's very refreshing..."

Just as Yu Xingzhe felt that it was useful, he heard Ye Chen finish his sentence, "It was freshly squeezed by Ren Jing just now. He is really good, and he can also squeeze juice."

Yu Xingzhe: "..."

Gu Xi couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud: Tonight seems to be quite interesting, seeing Yu Xingzhe's bitter face throughout the whole process is enough for him to enjoy.

Yu Xingzhe sat on the sofa and was not angry or not, staring at the juice, as if it was his long-lost brother.

Ye Chen and Gu Xi were clearing the dining table, Gu Xi approached him and whispered: "You treat me truthfully, have you slept with Ren Jing yet?"

Ye Chen blushed: "...What are you asking?"

Gu Xi said: "He has already entered the room, you two..."

"No!" Ye Chen was afraid that he would talk nonsense, so he quickly assured, "We are very innocent, especially innocent, so innocent that we cannot be more innocent."

"Oh, so innocent that your mouth is red?"

Ye Chen: "..."

Gu Xi poked him with his finger: "Give me something to eat! We've only known each other for a few days! You just talked about Ren Jing Ren Jing Ren Jing, didn't you annoy him the most before?"

Ye Chen: "...not anymore."

Gu Xi: "Hehe."

Ye Chen is really speaking from his heart now: "Okay, it's not that complicated, anyway, I like him, and he likes me, so it's fine."

Gu Xi looked at this silly son, his heart was so congested that he couldn't breathe.

Like, like, like, if everything is just like, then... then...

Gu Xi shook his head, unwilling to think about it.

Ren Jing finished the dishes in his hands and came out of the kitchen.

He greeted the two of them with thoughtful etiquette and a decent attitude, making it impossible to find any faults.

But Lao Gu and Lao Yu felt that it was not pleasing to the eye. This feeling probably means that the son-in-law came into the house, and his hands were really itchy if he didn't give him a beating.

Ye Chen didn't notice it at all, he just felt that the life point was waving to him, and felt that everything was stable, and the daily task could be completed soon.

Then... the doorbell rang.

Who is here?

Ye Chen was quite puzzled, he went to Maoyan to look, and was startled.

He opened the door in a daze: "Mom, why are you here?"

The Queen Mother asked back: "I... can't come?"