To be loved = to be played to death? !
Chapter 14.
During the Spring Festival, Ye Xiu didn't go home, but Lan He did.After returning home, it is naturally impossible to squat on the Internet all the time.When Lan He returned home, he followed Papa Lan to learn how to cook, which made Papa Lan very pleased. He suddenly thought that his son would be 24 after the Chinese New Year, and it was time to find a girlfriend.I am so excited about learning how to cook, do I already have a goal?
Papa Lan hurriedly probed, "Boy, do you have a goal?"
Lan He didn't understand, and looked at Papa Lan in confusion, "What target?"
Papa Lan said with an expression that I already knew, "Stop pretending, there is no girl you like, so what do you learn to cook?"
Lan Hehan, I really can't explain it to his father for a while.Talk about cooking for idols, idols?Ye Xiu doesn't count either.Say cook for a friend?When friends meet, they are used for high, what to cook.What's more, Ye Xiu is a man, why would you care about cooking for a big man.Lan He couldn't justify himself, so he could only fool around first.
"No, don't guess, it's a long story."
Papa Lan continued to coax Lan He, "It doesn't matter if it grows or not. It's okay anyway. Tell me, I'll help you with the staff, and I can take it right away."
Lan He was depressed, it seemed that this misunderstanding would not be resolved for a while.He quickly changed the subject, "Wouldn't it be fishy if the mutton was boiled in clear water?"
As expected, Papa Lan answered reflexively, "Of course you have to buy good mutton, and add a little ginger, so you can get rid of the fishy smell."
But it didn't last long, and within a moment, Papa Lan came back to his senses, patted Lan He on the shoulder, pretended to be angry and said, "Eh? You kid, play transfer for me, right? Let your mother torture you tonight."
Lan He is dizzy, his mother... that Qiong Yao fan mother, who doesn't know what kind of flowers she can guess, is not as good as his father.
After the meal, just as Lan He was about to go back to the house to go to Glory, his mother Lan held her hand kindly.
"Xiaoyuan, I heard you have a girl you like?"
Lan He trembled, his mother's brain circuit is really not something ordinary people can guess.Lan He hurriedly dismissed it, "Don't listen to Dad's nonsense, no, nothing."
Lan He hurriedly shook off Lan Mama's hand, he was already 24, and he was still holding hands like something.
Papa Lan was unhappy, and hurriedly explained to himself, "I'm not talking nonsense, this kid asked him to learn how to cook, but he didn't even learn to cook. There must be something wrong with taking the initiative to learn how to cook when he comes back this time."
Mother Lan and Father Lan shared the same hatred, and gave Lan He an ultimatum, "Be honest!"
"Mom, really not, I have to go to Glory quickly, and there are still tasks, this is work!"
Lan He got away in a hurry, and when Lan's mother heard that it was work, she didn't dare to pester her anymore, and Lan He was relieved.After thinking about it again, why does he want to learn new dishes?A few home-cooked dishes got confused.Being tortured by my parents is very tormenting.
As soon as he entered Glory, Lord Grim asked him to PK
Room Name: It's time to learn some new dishes during the long vacation
Lan He cried, can he not learn from this?Can you not learn?Can you?Blue River replied depressedly
"Learning"
Ye Xiu heard that Lan He's tone was not very happy, so he said with concern
"how?"
"My parents kept asking me why I learned to cook"
"Ok?"
"Thought I had a girlfriend..."
When Lan He heard Ye Xiu chuckle, he became even more depressed.
Ye Xiu was very happy. Before he asked, Lan He had already taken the initiative to learn new dishes, which showed that Lan He had him in his heart.But do you like this initiative?Probably not, it was because Blue River was too kind.But right now at least he has to help his comrade Xiao Lan get through the difficulties, he said to Lan He
"Let's be honest"
Blue River became interested when he heard that Ye Xiu had always been wretched, and he was played to death in Glory because of Ye Xiu's wretch. Now he wanted to hear what Ye Xiu could do.Lan He asked, "Huh? How should I say it?"
Ye Xiu took a puff on his cigarette and talked eloquently, "Let's say you cook for your favorite idol, the idol you like very much. You feel very honored and happy to be able to cook for him, so you must do your best."
Lan Hefang, great god, where is your face?Lan He endured it, and changed to a more subtle sentence, "Don't you feel a little disgusted?"
Ye Xiu said boldly, "I don't think so, don't you like me?"
Lan He shook his head, honestly answered "I don't like it"
Ye Xiu said, "It's so sad."
Lan He raised his forehead, why are you so tired from chatting today, so change the topic quickly.
"Are you home"
"Preparing to celebrate the New Year in Internet cafes"
"..."
Lan He wondered, how could this Ye Xiu be like a teenager with internet addiction.He didn't even go home, but he didn't ask.Lan He raised his sword and stabbed, PK, PK, PK.
After waking up, Lan He felt much more comfortable. Ye Xiu taught him another trick yesterday.It's a very simple trick, but it's very useful for cohesion.There are a few more PKs in the arena, and the winning rate is good.A few new dishes, small meaning, small meaning.
Lan He was so happy in his heart, he left the living room in loose pajamas and went to the toilet.Before he went in, he heard Mother Lan greet him.
"Xiaoyuan, come on, Shanshan is here, come here to talk about something."
Fuck, Lan He couldn't help but swear from the bottom of his heart.Nima, you got a slim girl to mess around with.Don't tell me, I didn't even pull up my pants.If it leaks, the defendant will be called a hooligan, okay?
Lan He rushed into the toilet with lightning speed.After washing, he rushed into the house again, and came out after changing his clothes.
Depressed, Lan He asked Lan's mother, "Mom, next time you have guests at home, remember to notify me in advance."
Mother Lan said, you are stupid, and said with a child's expression, "You child, how can Shanshan be considered a guest? At that time, the two of you were making urine together, and you were your daughter-in-law when you were playing house. See outside what"
Lan He vomited blood, that happened before he was five years old, okay?What are you doing now.
Mother Lan ignored Lan He's collapse and continued, "By the way, what's the name of your game? Shanshan wants to play a game, see if you can teach her."
Lan He had an ominous premonition, but he had no choice but to answer. "glory……"
Mother Lan raised her voice and said loudly, "Yes, it's Glory. Shanshan also wants to play, so you can take her with you."
"Thank you, Brother Lan."
The corner of Lan He's mouth twitched, this... this is too obvious.
Zhong Shanshan, the daughter of Mama Lan's best friend.Two years younger than Lan He, she has been regarded as the first choice of a baby girl since she was a child, which is obviously a red line.
Lan He's first girlfriend, he didn't tell his family. The family always thought that Lan He had never had a girlfriend, and they had been waiting for Zhong Shanshan to graduate.
Now that Zhong Shanshan has graduated from university, the two of them should be able to develop.
What does Blue River think?Blue River had no idea.He didn't feel anything about his childhood sweetheart.Zhong Shanshan is very well-behaved, she has been a top student since she was a child, and she feels that she is not in the same way as herself.I once talked about games occasionally, but it was obviously not a cold state.
Lan He wanted to refuse, but saw that Lan's mother had already raised her eyebrows, so she forced herself to say, "Okay, come here first to see if you're interested."
Lan He hoped that after Zhong Shanshan saw Glory, she would not be so interested and just turn around and go home.
When he was his ex-girlfriend, Lan He talked a lot about the charm of Glory, but in the end he couldn't impress his ex-girlfriend, so he had to part ways.
Blue River went to Glory, operating and explaining.Talking dryly, looking back at Zhong Shanshan, the other party looked blank, and more eyes followed Lan He's face and hands.
Lan Hefang, does Zhong Shanshan like her?It shouldn't be.Zhong Shanshan is fairly average-looking and a top student. Even if she didn't have a boyfriend in college, there should be quite a few people chasing her.On the other hand, I am so ordinary that I can no longer be an ordinary person.How could Zhong Shanshan like herself?
This is the problem of Blue River's inexperience.Zhong Shanshan does have many suitors, but she has a well-behaved personality and has always obeyed her parents.During college, she was not allowed to fall in love, this death rule, Zhong Shanshan has never dared to break through.Lan He is her mother's designated candidate, and she always nags her to know everything.Growing up together, Zhong Shanshan knew that Lan He was not the same as herself. Lan He was confident and assertive, not at all like herself, and Lan He was also handsome.These are all attractions to Zhong Shanshan, she will have a different life following Blue River.Zhong Shanshan thought so, and came according to the mothers' plan.
☆、Chapter 15 Beast
Papa Lan hurriedly probed, "Boy, do you have a goal?"
Lan He didn't understand, and looked at Papa Lan in confusion, "What target?"
Papa Lan said with an expression that I already knew, "Stop pretending, there is no girl you like, so what do you learn to cook?"
Lan Hehan, I really can't explain it to his father for a while.Talk about cooking for idols, idols?Ye Xiu doesn't count either.Say cook for a friend?When friends meet, they are used for high, what to cook.What's more, Ye Xiu is a man, why would you care about cooking for a big man.Lan He couldn't justify himself, so he could only fool around first.
"No, don't guess, it's a long story."
Papa Lan continued to coax Lan He, "It doesn't matter if it grows or not. It's okay anyway. Tell me, I'll help you with the staff, and I can take it right away."
Lan He was depressed, it seemed that this misunderstanding would not be resolved for a while.He quickly changed the subject, "Wouldn't it be fishy if the mutton was boiled in clear water?"
As expected, Papa Lan answered reflexively, "Of course you have to buy good mutton, and add a little ginger, so you can get rid of the fishy smell."
But it didn't last long, and within a moment, Papa Lan came back to his senses, patted Lan He on the shoulder, pretended to be angry and said, "Eh? You kid, play transfer for me, right? Let your mother torture you tonight."
Lan He is dizzy, his mother... that Qiong Yao fan mother, who doesn't know what kind of flowers she can guess, is not as good as his father.
After the meal, just as Lan He was about to go back to the house to go to Glory, his mother Lan held her hand kindly.
"Xiaoyuan, I heard you have a girl you like?"
Lan He trembled, his mother's brain circuit is really not something ordinary people can guess.Lan He hurriedly dismissed it, "Don't listen to Dad's nonsense, no, nothing."
Lan He hurriedly shook off Lan Mama's hand, he was already 24, and he was still holding hands like something.
Papa Lan was unhappy, and hurriedly explained to himself, "I'm not talking nonsense, this kid asked him to learn how to cook, but he didn't even learn to cook. There must be something wrong with taking the initiative to learn how to cook when he comes back this time."
Mother Lan and Father Lan shared the same hatred, and gave Lan He an ultimatum, "Be honest!"
"Mom, really not, I have to go to Glory quickly, and there are still tasks, this is work!"
Lan He got away in a hurry, and when Lan's mother heard that it was work, she didn't dare to pester her anymore, and Lan He was relieved.After thinking about it again, why does he want to learn new dishes?A few home-cooked dishes got confused.Being tortured by my parents is very tormenting.
As soon as he entered Glory, Lord Grim asked him to PK
Room Name: It's time to learn some new dishes during the long vacation
Lan He cried, can he not learn from this?Can you not learn?Can you?Blue River replied depressedly
"Learning"
Ye Xiu heard that Lan He's tone was not very happy, so he said with concern
"how?"
"My parents kept asking me why I learned to cook"
"Ok?"
"Thought I had a girlfriend..."
When Lan He heard Ye Xiu chuckle, he became even more depressed.
Ye Xiu was very happy. Before he asked, Lan He had already taken the initiative to learn new dishes, which showed that Lan He had him in his heart.But do you like this initiative?Probably not, it was because Blue River was too kind.But right now at least he has to help his comrade Xiao Lan get through the difficulties, he said to Lan He
"Let's be honest"
Blue River became interested when he heard that Ye Xiu had always been wretched, and he was played to death in Glory because of Ye Xiu's wretch. Now he wanted to hear what Ye Xiu could do.Lan He asked, "Huh? How should I say it?"
Ye Xiu took a puff on his cigarette and talked eloquently, "Let's say you cook for your favorite idol, the idol you like very much. You feel very honored and happy to be able to cook for him, so you must do your best."
Lan Hefang, great god, where is your face?Lan He endured it, and changed to a more subtle sentence, "Don't you feel a little disgusted?"
Ye Xiu said boldly, "I don't think so, don't you like me?"
Lan He shook his head, honestly answered "I don't like it"
Ye Xiu said, "It's so sad."
Lan He raised his forehead, why are you so tired from chatting today, so change the topic quickly.
"Are you home"
"Preparing to celebrate the New Year in Internet cafes"
"..."
Lan He wondered, how could this Ye Xiu be like a teenager with internet addiction.He didn't even go home, but he didn't ask.Lan He raised his sword and stabbed, PK, PK, PK.
After waking up, Lan He felt much more comfortable. Ye Xiu taught him another trick yesterday.It's a very simple trick, but it's very useful for cohesion.There are a few more PKs in the arena, and the winning rate is good.A few new dishes, small meaning, small meaning.
Lan He was so happy in his heart, he left the living room in loose pajamas and went to the toilet.Before he went in, he heard Mother Lan greet him.
"Xiaoyuan, come on, Shanshan is here, come here to talk about something."
Fuck, Lan He couldn't help but swear from the bottom of his heart.Nima, you got a slim girl to mess around with.Don't tell me, I didn't even pull up my pants.If it leaks, the defendant will be called a hooligan, okay?
Lan He rushed into the toilet with lightning speed.After washing, he rushed into the house again, and came out after changing his clothes.
Depressed, Lan He asked Lan's mother, "Mom, next time you have guests at home, remember to notify me in advance."
Mother Lan said, you are stupid, and said with a child's expression, "You child, how can Shanshan be considered a guest? At that time, the two of you were making urine together, and you were your daughter-in-law when you were playing house. See outside what"
Lan He vomited blood, that happened before he was five years old, okay?What are you doing now.
Mother Lan ignored Lan He's collapse and continued, "By the way, what's the name of your game? Shanshan wants to play a game, see if you can teach her."
Lan He had an ominous premonition, but he had no choice but to answer. "glory……"
Mother Lan raised her voice and said loudly, "Yes, it's Glory. Shanshan also wants to play, so you can take her with you."
"Thank you, Brother Lan."
The corner of Lan He's mouth twitched, this... this is too obvious.
Zhong Shanshan, the daughter of Mama Lan's best friend.Two years younger than Lan He, she has been regarded as the first choice of a baby girl since she was a child, which is obviously a red line.
Lan He's first girlfriend, he didn't tell his family. The family always thought that Lan He had never had a girlfriend, and they had been waiting for Zhong Shanshan to graduate.
Now that Zhong Shanshan has graduated from university, the two of them should be able to develop.
What does Blue River think?Blue River had no idea.He didn't feel anything about his childhood sweetheart.Zhong Shanshan is very well-behaved, she has been a top student since she was a child, and she feels that she is not in the same way as herself.I once talked about games occasionally, but it was obviously not a cold state.
Lan He wanted to refuse, but saw that Lan's mother had already raised her eyebrows, so she forced herself to say, "Okay, come here first to see if you're interested."
Lan He hoped that after Zhong Shanshan saw Glory, she would not be so interested and just turn around and go home.
When he was his ex-girlfriend, Lan He talked a lot about the charm of Glory, but in the end he couldn't impress his ex-girlfriend, so he had to part ways.
Blue River went to Glory, operating and explaining.Talking dryly, looking back at Zhong Shanshan, the other party looked blank, and more eyes followed Lan He's face and hands.
Lan Hefang, does Zhong Shanshan like her?It shouldn't be.Zhong Shanshan is fairly average-looking and a top student. Even if she didn't have a boyfriend in college, there should be quite a few people chasing her.On the other hand, I am so ordinary that I can no longer be an ordinary person.How could Zhong Shanshan like herself?
This is the problem of Blue River's inexperience.Zhong Shanshan does have many suitors, but she has a well-behaved personality and has always obeyed her parents.During college, she was not allowed to fall in love, this death rule, Zhong Shanshan has never dared to break through.Lan He is her mother's designated candidate, and she always nags her to know everything.Growing up together, Zhong Shanshan knew that Lan He was not the same as herself. Lan He was confident and assertive, not at all like herself, and Lan He was also handsome.These are all attractions to Zhong Shanshan, she will have a different life following Blue River.Zhong Shanshan thought so, and came according to the mothers' plan.
☆、Chapter 15 Beast
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