Pajama party at my omega

In Yan Qingyue's house, the heavy curtains next to the living room are drawn all the year round, even though it's bright outside, once the door is closed, it's like another world.

Chi Shu didn't dare to look around, but with just a few simple glances, he saw a lot of bookcases filled with thick books.

After the restaurant on the first floor, there is a garden surrounded by iron fences.Nothing was planted in the garden, and the little housekeeper was digging mud in the empty garden with two iron handles.

Chi Shu also stepped forward, "What is it doing?"

"It's playing with mud like a three-year-old child." Yan Qingyue replied flatly.

The little housekeeper waving the iron handle: "..."

It is a robot that suddenly understands what a heart block is. This is clearly a task issued by the master.If you use a character string to express its mood, it is probably: [email protected]*#?

After seeing the garden, Yan Qingyue took him to the second floor.The second floor is a gym and a huge double-entry study room, which is full of various books and ancient books that Chi Shuyi can't even read.

"Our room is on the third floor."

Chi Shu was also eager to try, "Well, let's go to your room and have a look."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Qingyue's bracelet vibrated.Three seconds later, he said to Chi Shuyi, "I'm sorry, I need to go back and sign something about the school's military training. I..."

Chi Shu also didn't dare to occupy his time at this time, "Go and do your work, I'll just go back by myself."

"I'll be back in a while, about half an hour," Yan Qingyue paused, "Are you waiting for me at home? I'll take you back later."

Chi Shuyi was dumbfounded, "You left me here?"

Yan Qingyue smiled and said, "Otherwise, wife."

Chi Shu also hurriedly lowered his head.

"I'll let the little housekeeper accompany you, you can use the things at home directly, you don't need to ask me." To avoid his restraint, Yan Qingyue spoke clearly.

"Um……"

"Let the little butler do something, and let him help you get what you want to eat."

"Well, I listen to you."

The two were facing each other, the surrounding peach powder smell became more and more intense, and the surrounding temperature continued to rise.

Suddenly, a clear and clear child's voice came, and the little butler appeared out of nowhere: "Little butler! The best travel expert! I will show the little master a complete inspection of the master's bedroom! I will take the little master to experience the master's bedroom. Wonderful bedroom!"

Yan Qingyue: "I excuse you."

After Yan Qingyue left, Chi Shuyi covered her face and squatted on the ground for 3 minutes.

No one knows how good he is now.

Didi——The two tentacles on the head of the robot housekeeper are aligned, and the information flow in the background is flowing rapidly:

It is detected that the little master's heart rate is too high... It is detected that the little master's adrenal hormone is too high...

It is detected that the little master's language ability has decreased by 70%... It is detected that the little master is currently too confident and happy, and may make wrong judgments...

Worried that Chi Shu is also in good health, the little butler retrieved 2369 doctors who agree with the screening conditions in the background, but making an appointment with a doctor on his own initiative obviously violates the law of robots and violates human rights. This situation should be reported to his other master To suggest or suggest:

The butler to Yan Qingyue: Dear master, if you find your body too tense or too excited, you should consult a doctor in time. The butler wishes you good health and prosperity in the Year of the Rat.

In the car, Yan Qingyue was stunned when she saw the message popping up on her bracelet.

Little Butler: Human beings who are too excited or too depressed will cause a certain degree of damage to the body. It is recommended to consult a professional doctor for a relevant physical examination, or upgrade the function of the little butler. Check up ^_^

Yan Qingyue replied calmly: "Your expression is terrible, you need to upgrade. You can't open the door today, and the kettle burned out yesterday. Are you going to go to the factory for repair?"

The "?" on the LED screen of the little housekeeper has changed to "!!!", and the information flow is flowing rapidly in the background:

warn!If the owner is detected to be in a depressed state, the probability of the little housekeeper being initialized by the program is as high as 99%!warn!If it is detected that the owner is unhappy, the probability of the butler being returned to the warehouse is as high as 85%!warn!

Searching for the master's prohibited words, scanning the butler's conversation list... No prohibited words for the master were detected!

Potential new prohibited words are being established: "^_^", "healthy", "health check", "you", "oh"...

The relevance of prohibited words is established!Change the language style, delete and ban the little butler who is cute and cute, and establish a new persona for the little butler who is domineering and president according to the opposites!

Yan Qingyue didn't understand why his robot was so crazy that it couldn't respond for so long.It seems that the 128-core processor is not enough, and 256 cores must be added.

He thought about changing the CPU for his robot, and after seeing the next words, he felt that the artificial mentally retarded should be replaced directly.

Big Mac butler: You should go to the hospital to check if you are pregnant with my child, woman :-)

Yan Qingyue: "..."

Yan Qingyue used her little finger, ring finger and middle finger to press the steering wheel back and forth quickly, with a very calm face, and said directly: "Scan and anti-virus, turn off the function of reading novels and studying online in the background."

I don't know where I learned the sentence, just like Yuelao.

Big Mac butler: "QAQ"

Yan Qingyue put the wristband aside, and made a direct voice accusation: "The language style can only be collected by the official department. Now tell me the human language." After a pause, she threatened: "If it's not good, I will send you back to the warehouse to disassemble the phone."

The little butler sent a message to Yan Qingyue very orthodoxly: The little butler detected that the little master's heartbeat and breathing fluctuated too much in the past 3 minutes. He considered that there were hidden health concerns, and hoped that the master would pay attention.

Yan Qingyue's expression froze, Chi Shuyi?

When the little butler robot chatted with Yan Qingyue remotely, Chi Shuyi slowly stood up from the corner, and said, "Let's... let's go to his room."

The butler: "Little master, are you ready?"

Chi Shu also touched the wall and stood up, with a buzzing voice: "I'm fine..."

As a result, the message that the little butler sent to Yan Qingyue changed: "The little master has returned to normal, and the self-regulation ability of human beings is indeed top-notch. The little butler feels ashamed."

Yan Qingyue: "... If there is any problem with him, please let me know in time."

The butler: "Got it."

Facing Chi Shuyi's request, the little butler's electronic synthesizer sounded: "Little master, if you feel uncomfortable, you must tell the little butler."

Little butler: "Does the little master want the little butler to prepare a glass of iced watermelon juice for you? The watermelon juice squeezed by the little butler has a very watermelon flavor!"

In this situation, Chi Shuyi has no interest in watermelon at all. He looked at the glass handrail of the stairs, "I...I want to go to his room to see."

The little steward: "Good little master, please follow the steps of the little steward."

They went up to the third floor, and the little butler led the way, "This is the master's bedroom, which is designed in a thick Gothic style. It covers an area of ​​0.8 square meters, and the bricks are 0.8 times [-] diamond-shaped tiles. There are seven bedrooms. Ten square meters of luxurious garden terrace. The bed in the middle is anti-vibration, so when one person turns over, the other person will not be affected at all.”

Chi Shuyi rolled his Adam's apple, staring at the bed, his eyes sparkled.

The butler: "Little master?"

Yan Qingyue was driving the car, and unexpectedly received a message from the butler, so he turned on the voice directly, "What's the matter this time?"

The voice of the little butler came from the bracelet: "You know, I have seen ordinary scenes."

The robot started playing charades again, Yan Qingyue sighed, and pressed the bridge of her nose helplessly, "Easy."

The butler: "Master, please judge for yourself."

It sent a short video to Yan Qingyue.

Yan Qingyue clicked to open it.

In the video, Chi Shu also sat tremblingly at the end of Yan Qingyue's bed, touching the blue-gray silk sheet with his hands.Then, the half-person slowly lay down on the bed, opened his arms, and began to roll from side to side.Roll to the left, to the edge of the bed and back.

After tossing around for a while, Chi Shu didn't know what he thought of. He looked around vigilantly, smoothed out the creases in a hurry, and quickly jumped out of bed.

He opened his almond eyes and stared at the little butler for a while.Not realizing that the little housekeeper was making a small report secretly, Chi Shuyi's expression was instantly moved. Covering his face, he jumped onto Yan Qingyue's bed again like a high jump, and continued to roll.

It's a pity that there was no sound, otherwise Yan Qingyue would know what he was howling.

Yan Qingyue: "..."

The little housekeeper said calmly: "According to our scientific tests, we believe that the little master is currently too excited and has too much emotional ups and downs. As a robot, it is really hard to imagine that the little master's body temperature will soar and his heartbeat will speed up because of a bed."

Yan Qingyue pressed her smile: "What's your conclusion?"

"The little master is sick."

"What disease?"

"Lovesickness, it's still serious."

This conclusion is too absurd, Yan Qingyue coughed lightly to correct her concept, "Lovesickness is not a disease."

But the little housekeeper insisted: "In the statistics of our robots, lovesickness is also a kind of intractable disease. Many human beings will suffer from lovesickness unknowingly. Moreover, the recovery rate of this disease is not high, and the side effects Extremely large. It can lead to depression, getting angry, lowered resistance and immunity, and even self-harm in severe cases.”

Yan Qingyue: "...It sounds like it's almost hopeless."

The little butler said righteously: "This is the biggest disease of this century that all robots cannot understand. This disease can be transmitted to normal people. It is simply terrifying. Taking a step back, even if it is not lovesickness, it is really hard to imagine an omega will So much interest in alpha's bed."

Yan Qingyue smiled and said, "That's his bed too."

The butler: "What does the master mean?"

Yan Qingyue: "As a robot, you may not know that human beings always have a special impression of the place where they rest."

Half an hour later, Yan Qingyue came home from school.When he saw Chi Shuyi again, Chi Shuyi was waiting for him in the living room.

The elegant and fair face was slapped, her eyes were clear, her face was peachy, shy and dignified.

But just now, taking advantage of his absence, he scrambled and jumped onto his bed.

Yan Qingyue evoked a smile.

Chi Shuyi: "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, it's getting late, I'll take you home."

Chi Shu also put his hands behind his back and strolled to his side, "You will come to pick me up tomorrow afternoon, right?"

Yan Qingyue was taken aback, "Yes."

Their wedding is scheduled for tomorrow.

Chi Shu also took a light step forward and turned around, "Then I'll wait for you? Your mother gave me a set..."

"A set of what?"

Chi Shu also shook his head: "It's nothing, you will know tomorrow."

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