poor family young gentleman

"Ding Ding..."

"Wow wow..."

Before dawn, the set alarm clock rang on time. The startled little bun opened his mouth and cried loudly. The duet between the alarm clock and the little bun became stronger and stronger. Sitting up and yawning, he picked up Xiao Baozi, took out the pacifier and stuffed it into his mouth: "Don't cry, little ancestor, your head will explode."

No matter how unconscious a person encounters this situation, he will immediately wake up. Feng Jiye sighed helplessly. Seeing him sucking on the pacifier and slowly stopping crying, he carefully put him back on the bed, took out a wet tissue and a new Diapers were changed for him.

"Hmm... Yeye, I'm sleepy..."

Yin Huanyang, who was sleeping on the outside, rubbed his eyes and sat up, his hoarse voice exuding a strong taste of coquettishness.

"It's time, go brush your teeth and rinse your mouth, it's too hot now, we have to go out early."

Feng Jiye handed him the toothpaste, toothbrush and towel without looking up. He deliberately set the alarm clock at five o'clock. Later, Huzi and the others will all gather here, and then they will go to the town together. Before that, he had to put the extra things in the house into the storage compartment first.

"Oh."

Yin Huanyang, who had just woken up, responded obediently, took the toiletries and went to the kitchen next door in a daze. Feng Jiye changed Xiao Baozi's diapers and then mixed milk powder for him to fill his stomach before he had time to tidy up. Own.

"Yeye, I want to eat instant noodles."

Taking care of himself inside and out, Yin Huanyang jumped up and down in front of Feng Jiye, his vivid peach eyes flashed with strong desire, to show his love for instant noodles, his sexy crimson lips also matched Smash it twice.

"... "

Feng Jiye, who was rinsing his mouth, turned his head to look at him. He didn't say until he had washed his face and put away all the toiletries, "No."

"Ah? Why, Yeye? The instant noodles are delicious, and the ham sausage is also delicious. I want to eat it."

Yin Huanyang was disappointed, and immediately used his indomitable entanglement skills, pulling his arm and shaking it back and forth, Feng Jiye slapped him away: "It's not good to eat too much instant noodles. Let's eat something else in the morning and get all the pork." In the yard, I'll be ready in no time."

"Oh."

The daughter-in-law said so, instant noodles must be gone, Yin Huanyang turned around with his head down in disappointment.

"Snapped!"

Feng Jiye followed up and slapped him on the back: "Okay, instant noodles are not acceptable, but ham sausage is still acceptable. I'll give you an extra one later, okay?"

"I want two!"

Turning around, Yin Huanyang showed two fingers, his handsome face was full of childishness, Feng Jiye couldn't help laughing: "All right my uncle, just two, go to work, I I have to tidy up before I can make it for you."

"Ah."

Yin Huanyang was satisfied now, and started to work happily. Seeing that he was like a hardworking bee, Feng Jiye smiled and turned back to the room, picked up the child who fell asleep with a pacifier in his arms, and put him on the rattan table. Put away the things you took out last night.

[The storage compartment is full, do you want to spend [-] points to open the fourth row of storage compartments? 】

[Holy shit, this is a bright grab. When you opened the second row of storage compartments, you only got five points, and the third row got ten points. Now you need twenty points. At your growth rate, labor and management will even have storage compartments in the future. Can't afford it. 】

The system reminded again that the storage compartments were not enough, Feng Jiye complained dissatisfiedly, now he only has more than 40 points in total, and he still wants to keep them for emergency use.

[Points are earned, not saved. Wouldn’t it be enough if the host pretended to be forceful a few more times and slapped a few more people in the face? 】

The system doesn't feel that it is a profiteer at all, and it is very reasonable.

【...】

Damn, the problem is that he has never pretended to be coercive, and he doesn't know what it is, okay?Wouldn't it be nice to speak directly with your fists?

[Host, you are too reserved. The system thinks that you can be more bold and unrestrained. If you have nothing to do, you can say more bold words, so as to make others stunned, and the points will be credited in a hurry?Let’s not talk about it, let’s take Wan Kuina’s family as an example, what a great opportunity, if you slap them in the face, if you say more harsh words, your points will be doubled at least...]

There's no shame in pretending to be aggressive, and it's shameful to upgrade without experience points, okay?The system feels that it is necessary to properly educate the reserved host.

[Okay, I'll try my best, by the way, can I stop reporting repeatedly when I get points in the future? 】

【why? 】

Is this system a fake?

Feng Jiye rolled his eyes speechlessly, he didn't even have the desire to complain.

[Because you report every time when I'm having sex with someone. Others can't hear it, but I can hear it. It's too dramatic and too distracting. You have to know that not everyone is like Wan Wan The Quina family is full of ambitions and desires, and has no IQ combat power. If one day I meet an evenly matched or even stronger opponent, you will suddenly report me like this, won’t it kill me? 】

【Are you such an easily distracted person? 】

The system expressed doubts, how could the person he picked be so useless?

of course not.

Feng Jiye retorted subconsciously, but he would never tell the truth.

[Anyway, this is how things are. If you want to kill me, you can boldly report it. If I die, you don’t even want to have good fruit. Just like this, help me open the fourth row of storage compartments. 】

Seeing that the sky was getting brighter and brighter, Feng Jiye was too lazy to waste energy with him, so he conveniently put all the remaining things into the newly opened storage compartment.

[This system should try its best. By the way, don’t forget to take the Qiangxin Pill. The products produced in the system mall are all high-quality goods, which are much better than those bitter medicines you drink. Finally, this system will remind you that the system The food produced in the mall has the effects of strengthening the body, beautifying the skin, prolonging life and so on. It is best not to eat it casually. 】

[Understood, kneel down. 】

[Yes, Your Majesty the Emperor. 】

"... "

It's confirmed, this system is absolutely fake, it's gone!

The thunder and thunder are not enough to describe his feelings at this time, and the only image of the system in his mind that is cold and aloof collapses in an instant.