When the loud noise broke out, Cong Xi was obsessively scanning Xiao Ran from head to toe over and over again, and his mind was full of indescribable images.As a result, there was such a sudden "bang", she was so frightened that she stood up straight in an instant.What happened?

Like Cong Concubine, there were other guests who stood up from their seats with a dazed face. Fortunately, Grandma Li Xin was in good health. She just stroked her chest lightly, and when she looked towards the center of the stage, she felt I couldn't help laughing.

It turned out that Hongmao's two giant balls, which he was happily swinging back and forth, exploded.

It exploded with the giant red-haired ball, in addition to the audience at the scene, there was also the barrage of the live broadcast platform.

[What the hell happened?I was having fun looking at those huge breasts, why did it explode all of a sudden? 】

【Hahahaha, no, my stomach hurts from laughing, the mom next door thought I was crazy...】

[When I saw Xiao Yi's exaggerated boob swing, I was a little worried, I didn't expect it...]

【Everyone!I discovered a shocking secret! The members of "Blue Bridge" were at odds, and even played against the team members on the live broadcast!Go back and watch slowly! 】

[I rely on me, rely on me!In front, I listened to your words and looked back, what did I find?Xiao Qiao actually hid the needle in her face, and cruelly poked Xiao Yi's huge breasts! 】

[It's terrible, the internal fighting among the band members is so serious...]

Thanks to such a poke from the glasses, as Xiao Ran and Xiong Xiong wished, the red hair suddenly became the focus of the audience.At this moment, Hongmao stood in the middle of the stage with a panicked expression. He looked at his pair of proud huge breasts in disbelief, only one was left. The cheongsam on the chest was supported by a ball, and the other side was obviously collapsed. down.

"My chest... my chest..." Hongmao covered his intact chest, and the other one was holding on to the place where the cloth stepped on his chest, and he kept muttering mournfully.

Xiao Ran, who had been prepared for a long time, quickly hid aside when he met the eyes of his glasses.The act of poking the red hair's huge chest with the glasses was obviously hidden from the red hair. However, before the show started, the proposal of the glasses was strongly approved by the old bear.Although Xiao Ran didn't agree with it, he didn't object either.Now, looking at Hongmao's pitiful appearance ready to cry, Xiao Ran felt a little guilty in his heart, but more, because of Hongmao's funny appearance now, he stubbornly resisted his urge to laugh.Even so, the curved corners of Li Ran's eyes, the smile that couldn't be hidden in his eyes, and the beautiful curve of the corners of his mouth made the concubine who had been staring at Li Ran drunk again.

That's right, even though Hongmao has become the focus of the audience now, but from the eyes of the concubine, he just glanced at Hongmao's collapsed fake chest, and then fell on Xiao Ran.

As if to match Hongmao's sadness at this time, the intense music on the field stopped at some point and was replaced by an erhu tune that made people worry just listening to it.The light in the center of the stage was dimmed, and there was only one lamppost left, shining on the red-haired person. Xiao Ran looked at his glasses again, and hastily and gently retreated from the edge of the stage.However, when Xiao Ran was leaving the stage, he once again turned his head to look at the darkened guest seats, and once again met Cong Jin's eyes.

Cong Concubine watched Xiao Ran leave reluctantly, knowing that she was going to change the cheongsam that made him crazy, and replayed in his mind the stunning figure of Xiao Ran on stage just now, suddenly, Cong Concubine stared wide eyes.It's over, she forgot to take a picture!Just now she just stared at Xiao Ran, not willing to take her gaze away for a moment, how could she remember to take out her unforgettable beauty and preserve it forever?

Li Xin, who was beside Cong Jin, saw Cong Concubine staring in a daze, and shook his head slightly. "Little concubine, did you fail to film the cheongsam show just now?"

"Yes! Grandma Li, have you taken a picture yet?" Concubine looked back at Li Xin excitedly.

"Don't worry, I've taken pictures~" Li Xin enthusiastically handed herself to the concubine to look at, "I took pictures of the two balls on Xiao Yi's chest when they were still intact~"

Is it Liang Yi?Who wants to see him!Concubine stared bitterly at the pictures of Zhang Liangyi scratching his head and posing on the screen, looking a little dazed.sudden

Suddenly, she was patted on the back by a slightly rough palm.

"Little girl, I know, do you want to see this one?"

As soon as Li Xin finished speaking, a scene of Xiao Ran looking in the direction of Cong Xi appeared on her screen when she just threw away the round fan.Her lips were pursed lightly, her eyelids were half-closed, and there was an infinite charm at the end of her eyes, with an unconcealable shame.Such an astonishing Yimu, Li Xin who was sitting next to Cong Concubine, when Xiao Ran's eyes looked over, raised his hand to accurately capture Xiao Ran's charming beauty.

Seeing Cong Jin staring at her in a daze, Li Xin's expression became even more smug. "Oh, my little granddaughter bought me a camera recently. I took a few photos casually, and she praised me for taking good photos, better than those SLRs, and I have a talent for taking pictures. No, today I will Try my talent again~"

Hearing Li Xin's uncontrollable happiness and pride in his ears, Cong concubine grabbed Li Xin's wrist. "Grandma Li! You are really good at taking pictures! It's not just talent. If I didn't tell you, I thought it was taken by a professional photographer! Grandma Li, can you send me this photo?"

"Hey! Good good good good good good good good!" Li Xin was elated by Cong Concubine's rainbow skin, and immediately pulled Cong Concubine to forward the picture to her. "Hahaha, oops, I also think that my photography skills are quite good. I can learn these high-tech gadgets as soon as I learn them. My wife has a headache when I see this new model. Now I still use that old man~"

When Congxi and Li Xin "sneaked" in private and made small moves, Hongmao, who had been forgotten on the field, finally "exploded" from his own chest, and when he looked at the camera with tearful eyes, The host smiled and covered his waist, and walked onto the stage again and again.As the host came to the stage, the lights on the field turned on again, and at the same time, Hongmao's distress became more obvious.

"That...Xiao Yi, your performance is very exciting~ But...why..."

"I don't know either!" The tears in Liang Yi's eyes couldn't stop anymore, and finally slipped down, bringing down the thick eyeliner at the corner of his eyes.Liang Yi was really sad. For this performance, he practiced over and over again in front of the models who walked the fashion show in the dormitory. "Why? My chest just exploded? I was fine when I practiced in the dormitory..." In his imagination, he could gain a lot of handsome fans with his coquettish performance this time!

It's a pity that Liang Yi's sad mood didn't affect everyone present. Instead, everyone was amused by his heartbroken appearance and burst into laughter again.

"Cough, cough, cough..." The host pinched her waist tightly, not letting herself laugh out loud. Facing Liang Yi, whose chest was slumped on one side and a black stain was drawn on her face, she really held back. It's been so hard. "That...Xiao Yi, you know, puff...cough cough cough, this is a live show, and there are videos on the scene, why don't we help you go back and see why?"

"Yes!" If it was an ordinary person, he probably would have ended up with Xiao Ran and the others as soon as his chest exploded, or he didn't want to relive his embarrassing moment just now.Liang Yi, who is not an ordinary person, not only was sad for a long time on stage, but also had to find out the reason for the fake breasts he sacrificed. "I've been using this breast for almost a week, and I don't want to believe it, it just left me like this..."

"puff……"

The host pinched his waist again. The audience before the live broadcast saw the host like this, and commented that when the host left the show, his waist would probably be completely bruised.

"Then, let's look at the big screen now and reproduce the scene just now!"

On the big screen, a beauty in a cheongsam was walking on a catwalk, and suddenly, Liang Yi's huge breasts exploded.Just this part of the video made the audience laugh so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs. The host pointed at the screen tremblingly, and said with difficulty: "Yes, just this part, please replay it in slow speed..."

Through the slow playback, all the audience present could clearly see that a few seconds before Liang Yi's chest exploded, Xiao Ran, who was walking side by side with him, obviously moved to the side, widening the distance from Liang Yi.On the other side, Qiao Xianfeng deliberately approached Liang Yi, and quickly waved one.Then,

This picture is frozen on the big screen

On the screen, Liang Yi stared wide-eyed in shock as he watched Qiao Xianfeng hold a thin needle in the frozen frame of the screen.

"It's Old Joe! Old Joe blew up my chest!"

Accompanied by Liang Yi's angry accusation, Qiao Xianfeng and Xiao Ran, who had changed back into men's clothes, also returned to the stage in good time.

"Why? Why have you betrayed me like this after we have been brothers for so many years!" Liang Yi's eyes were red, and his expression was so sad.

"No reason." In contrast, Qiao Xianfeng's cold answer seemed very ruthless. "Because I just don't like your fake breasts." After finishing speaking, Qiao Xianfeng quickly poked his remaining fake breasts while Liang Yi was not paying attention.

"Bang——" The familiar loud noise sounded again, and the audience in the audience was already laughing up and down. The audience watching the live broadcast in front of the screen, while bursting out laughing, did not forget to tremble and send barrage.

[Look at Xiaoyi's chest... Does it look like there is a bag hanging on it? 】

[No way, Xiao Qiao, how can you bully Xiao Yi!He is so pitiful, quickly put two balls in again for him! 】

"Pfft..." The host stared straight at the huge pocket on Liang Yi's chest, trying hard to control his facial expression, "Then...well, Xiao Qiao, are you and Xiao Yi not getting along in private? ? Why did you do this on today's show... Poof..."

"I really want to get along with Liang Yi, but ever since this guy bought these two balls online, he hit me in the face with the balls. I've endured it for almost a week!"

Qiao Xianfeng's answer made the live broadcast platform generate more barrages of complaints.

[It turns out that being hit in the face by a g cup is not a happy thing! 】

【In front, this g-cup is from a man! 】

[It doesn't matter, as long as it's the coquettish and coquettish Xiao Yi, I'm willing to be smashed in the face by his huge breasts! 】

In the second half of the "Superstar Zero Distance", because of Liang Yi's sudden accident, the ratings of the show soared to 1% for the first time just after the show started, and the directors and planners were overjoyed and sighed secretly This time the rookie is really right.Be humble, polite, don't cause trouble, don't play big names, have a lot of traffic, have a lot of enthusiasm, and have their own jokes. What's not better than inviting the current popular niche?

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