Prodigal Son System [Quick Transmigration]

"Superstar Zero Distance" is a variety show, but its script is not set very rigidly.Before the recording of the program starts, the guests will be assigned a simple script, which introduces the specific process of the program, and the subsequent impromptu performances will depend on the performance of the guests themselves.Simply put, as long as you have enough courage and expressiveness, you can even steal the shots of "superstars" on the show.However, it is estimated that no small traffic that has not seen it dares to do so.After all, "Star Zero Distance" is a variety show broadcast in the form of live broadcast. If you make something stupid on the show, there will be no post-cutting for you.

In order to show the importance and respect for the "superstars", the first half of the "Superstars Zero Distance" program is generally a simple question interaction session, and the focus is on the "superstars". Of course, as long as the "superstars" are willing to support For the juniors who are pleasing to the eye, the topic is easily passed on to the "little fresh meat".

After the director of the program group gave the guests a brief description of the program process and some points for attention, seeing that the time for the live broadcast was not far behind, he announced that all the guests were in place and started the live broadcast of this episode.

During the warm-up of the show, the program team will interact with fans on the official Weibo, and select some questions, and then in the first round, the host will ask these questions to the guests.According to the seniority of the guests on the field, the first question the host asked was old artist Li Xin.

The other "superstars" invited this time are all kings, emperors or empresses, only Li Xin, who doesn't have such a dazzling crown on her head.Li Xin has acted in dramas and supporting actresses all her life, and the highest award she received was only the Red Dragon Award for Best Supporting Actress.If it was put on some actors, I would definitely blame myself for being unlucky, the director would not choose people, etc., but Li Xin happily continued to play her supporting role.

In the hearts of the audience who grew up watching Li Xin's TV series, although Li Xin does not have the title of "superstar", he still exists like a "superstar".

Facing such a highly respected Li Xin, even the host, who always had a playful smile, couldn't help but show a bit of stability.

"Grandma Li, this is a question from one of your little fans. He asked, you have acted in so many plays and played so many people. Is there any character that impressed you the most?"

"Which character..."

When Li Xin began to fall into memories, talking about the most memorable characters and the difficult environment at that time, Xin Quyang who was on the side suddenly interrupted.

"Grandma Li, I can understand your experience. I used to act in a place where the crew environment was particularly poor. In the winter, I could only wear a shirt..."

"Is that so?" Even though Li Xin was suddenly interrupted by Xin Quyang, the smile on her face remained undiminished. She just responded lightly and turned to ask Xiao Ran who was next to Xin Quyang: "What about you, Xiaoran? I'll listen to my granddaughter." Say, you good kids are working part-time and studying by yourself, it must be very tiring, right?"

"It's okay..." Xiao Ran didn't expect that the topic would suddenly turn to herself. Just as she was about to say that she didn't feel tired, she suddenly remembered that the "scumbag" was so tired that she even failed his exams. She was talking about all of this at the press conference I've said it all, but I can't just slap myself in the face right away. "Actually, I just didn't get used to it at first, but although we were tired at that time, we lived a fulfilling life. After all, it was the first money I earned after I became an adult."

"Hey, did you start making money when you were adults? I accepted commercials before I was an adult..." Xin Quyang obviously didn't want to be ignored like this, and just as Xiao Ran finished speaking, he pretended to be surprised and stabbed, "Family background No, but you can’t just rely on the government! If you also use the holidays to work while relying on government subsidies, the university won’t be so tiring, right?”

"Forehead……"

"Who said we only rely on government subsidies? Our old Joe had a lot of part-time jobs before he was an adult!"

"Hey, is Qiao Xianfeng the only one who has ever worked part-time? You two never have? Is this...isn't that good?"

"It's nothing good or bad." Just when Xin Quyang covered his mouth and looked even more surprised, Xu Yingdi, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "According to what you said, I am also an orphan, and I must be an orphan when I was underage. To study while working part-time

?I think that the subsidy policy given by our country is actually to hope that the younger generation of children can live and study without worry.You can work part-time, but you are not qualified to accuse others of relying on the government.The government is what these kids depend on, isn't it? "People of the older generation always have a particularly deep feeling for the country. A little help from the country can always be remembered by them.

When Xu Yingdi finished speaking, there was a round of warm applause on and off the stage.And the platform where the program was broadcast live was also full of barrage.

[Xu Yingdi said it very well!Our national policy is so good now. Although I am an orphan, I have no worries about food and clothing since I was a child.So why don't I use my extra time to study hard and live a good life, instead of experiencing the sadness of an adult first? 】

[That Xin Quyang, I used to think he was too greasy, but I didn't expect this person to be so rude, and even said others, learn to respect the old and love the young first! 】

[What happened to the mother in front?Pure passers-by, I just can't bear to see you pushing and stomping like this!Take a look at the few fresh meats in this show, except for the ones wearing glasses, which one is not a girl!Especially Xiao Ran, she's just a motherfucker! 】

[Mother, sister!Our Xiao Ranran is just beautiful, but his behavior is a little bit motherly]

The barrage was noisy, but it didn't affect the guests who were recording the show at all.At this time, the host's questions were almost finished. Xin Quyang was a lot more honest after being told by actor Xu, so the next scenes were almost all for the superstars.When the host saw the reminder board given by the director, when it was time to take care of the young people, the host also subconsciously looked at Xiao Ran, but thinking that she had been taken care of by the seniors before, she turned her target to "seetgrl" Two little girls.

"seetgrl" only went to two people this time, Wei Jia and Lu Xiaomo.As for the other two members, they didn't have a good relationship with Wei Jia, so Wei Jia didn't bother to pay for them, and they were busy planning a solo flight right now!

Wei Jia and Lu Xiaomo came to participate in the variety show, sitting at the very edge and watching their idols up close, they were already very satisfied, but they didn't expect the camera to suddenly turn to them.

"Excuse me, girls, I know you are fans of Cong Ying Hou when I saw that you were so excited to take a photo with Cong Ying Hou just now, so I have a special meeting for you this time, do you have any special questions that you would like to ask your idol face to face? ah?"

"Ah?" Wei Jia immediately became ecstatic after being stunned. "Yes, yes, yes! I have always had a question! Since you have been an actress for so long, you have not caused any scandals, so you have..." Halfway through the question, Wei Jia was pinched by Lu Xiaomo beside him, and then realized that this is a live broadcast variety show, I really shouldn't have asked such a private question. "Wait... wait, I asked the wrong question, change..."

"You want to ask me if I have a lover?" Unexpectedly, the concubine just smiled and asked Wei Jia's unfinished question, "I really don't have anyone I like now, and I haven't had a boyfriend or a girlfriend. Friends, but... I won’t be able to tell in the future~”

Xiao Ran didn't know if it was her own illusion, she always felt that when Concubine concubine said "in the future", she seemed to glance at herself.

When the pleasant and "harmonious" question-and-answer session between the host and the guests is over, the second part of the program is about to usher in.This link can be regarded as the performance and test link of the little fresh meat.The lineup of "superstars" present today happens to be full of acting and singing, and these young people can get valuable pointers and suggestions from their seniors.

When the host said to enter the second session, Xin Quyang, who had been quiet for a while, clenched his fists and glanced at Xiao Ran triumphantly.

The idols who are debuting now, even if it is a group, don't just sing and dance, they also have to go through acting training.It's like the not-so-popular "seetgrl", who also guest-starred in two school idol dramas!Among the "Fresh Meat Group" guests on the stage, only the "Blue Bridge" who has just debuted has no acting experience.

I absolutely have to give that Xiao Ran a hard head at this stage!Heh, with him like this, fans still dare to say that he is a prosperous beauty?Hmph, in terms of beauty, I am the most beautiful and handsome among the popular niche!Then Xiao Ran, why dare to fight with himself?

Have you snatched the "prosperous beauty"?

Xin Quyang raised the corners of his mouth proudly when he saw the staff delivered a lottery box.

The first round of the second link is singing.In Xin Quyang's view, singing is not difficult, it is much easier than acting and singing.Wasn't he the one who sang the theme song of the TV series he filmed back then?The fans are all praising Tian Lai!

After the performances of "seetgrl" and "Blue Bridge" were over, Xin Quyang also confidently sang his own theme song.As a result, singer Lin Yechen, who was very tolerant of both groups, pointed out a lot of shortcomings to Xin Quyang.

The director in the audience covered his face worryingly, he already had a premonition of what kind of uproar would be caused after this program was broadcast.Really, how did this Xin Quyang get in here?I just hope that the "superstars" don't have any objections to their programs.

The director in the audience was very sad, while Xin Quyang on the stage looked as ugly as the director.When Lin Yechen had finished speaking, Li Xin next to him smiled and raised a symbolic persuasion to Lin Yechen: "Okay, okay, Xin Quyang is not a professional singer, why are you so harsh? You can only act after a while." It's their strong point~"

That's right, acting is my specialty!You, a stinky singer, have been criticizing Lao Tzu for acting for so long, how dare you demonstrate how to act later!

Of course, Xin Quyang didn't dare to express his inner complaints, but just gave Lin Yechen a sneaky look.As a result, Lin Yechen's unconvinced look was just transferred to his camera and broadcast live.The barrage on the live broadcast platform once again set off a bloody storm.

The second round of impromptu performance was divided into two groups according to the lottery of the 6 young people on stage. As Xin Quyang wished, Xiao Ran and him were divided into a group, and Lu Xiaomo from "seetgrl" was also in the same group.The other group is the red-haired glasses and Wei Jia who doesn't get along with the red-haired.

The red-haired group was the first group to perform. Before that, the red-haired and glasses did not have any systematic acting training, let alone any acting experience.Therefore, the performance of their group, due to the jerky and exaggerated performance of the red hair and glasses, and the intentional disturbance by Wei Jia, who disliked the red hair, unexpectedly made everyone on and off the stage laugh out loud, even the live broadcast The barrage that has been smoldering on the platform has been replaced by lines of "hahahaha".

For this group of rare performances that made everyone feel relaxed, Li Xin was full of praise and praise, Xu Yingdi also pointed out some shortcomings with a smile, and the rest were all praises, which made Xin Quyang who was waiting on the sidelines once again His face was cold.

Hmph, when he sang, he made all kinds of criticisms, but now watching these laymen acting, he is so forgiving!Okay, pick a thorn, right?Later, watch me use my superb acting skills to frighten you so much that you can't pick any thorns!

When it came to Xiao Ran's performance, the topic they drew was two men showing love to a woman, but the woman was in a dilemma because both men were excellent.

After the host announced the start, Xin Quyang took the lead, and Xiao Ran took a step towards Lu Xiaomo, performing the aggressive and cool domineering president he is best at.

"Woman! You are very good, so only a man as good as me is worthy of you! I believe that you are smart and will make the right choice!"

With the end of Xin Quyang's last sonorous words, Xin Quyang turned his head to face Xiao Ran and raised his chin, signaling the layman to start her performance.Hmph, only with the background of this layman, you can discover my superb acting skills!

Xiao Ran looked at Lu Xiaomo with some embarrassment, and scratched his chin in embarrassment.After traveling through so many mission worlds, it was the first time she took the initiative to confess to others. Although it was just acting, she was really not good at it.Taking a sneak peek at Concubine from the corner of his eye, Xiao Ran calmed down, took a deep breath, and thought to himself to treat Lu Xiaomo as that fool.When Xiao Ran raised his head and looked at Lu Xiaomo seriously, Lu Xiaomo blushed instantly.

"Xiao Mo, I know that I don't have the money and power that he has. All I can give you is my complete heart. Therefore, I..." Xiao Ran was still stuck in the later confession line.Because, no matter how you imagine it, Lu Xiaomo is not the person you like.

After getting stuck on his lines, Xiao Ran shook his head shyly, biting his lower lip

And then made a big blush,

After a while, Xiao Ran lowered her head and said softly in a very small voice: "I like you!" When Xiao Ran lowered her head, what she was thinking of was her persistent lover.

"Ahh! I like you too!" Lu Xiaomo completely forgot the "dilemma" stipulated in the script, and after Xiao Ran finished confessing with a blushing face, she only had eyes on his crimson cheeks, And the tender lower lip that was bitten again.Beauty is present, domineering president or something, hurry up and get out!In fact, during Xin Quyang's pretentious performance just now, she had endured a lot of hard work, but now she is lucky to have Xiao Ran's beauty wash her eyes. "I don't want money, I don't want power, as long as I follow you, I will be very happy~"

Lu Xiaomo's response not only distorted Xin Quyang's expression, but also made both Concubine and Wei Jia blush.

"Hey! Xiaomo, how can you modify the lines without authorization!" The host smiled and walked onto the stage, interrupting Lu Xiaomo's nympho at Xiao Ran, "But it's not my fault that Xiaomo didn't control it, even I Auntie, after listening to Xiaoran's confession, a girl's heart has been touched~ Of course, I don't count, I don't know how the judges will evaluate our actor?"

At the end of Xiao Ran's performance, the "hahahaha" in the live barrage disappeared, replaced by the voices of the two sides standing in line.One side is brainless boasting. "Ahhh my husband is so handsome", "Qu Yang's domineering CEO can't even close my legs", "Qu Yang, I am willing to face me head-on!".The other party was the one who licked Xiao Ranyan madly. "Xiao Ranran, why are you so good-looking!", "Xiao Ranran, you are so shy and want me to push you down!" "What a godly face, I'm going to be bent as a man..."

However, no matter how the bullet screen is brushed, the scene still pays more attention to the comments of several acting seniors.

Without exception, Li Xin received high praise, and Li Xin smiled and pointed out whether Xiao Ran was stuck in his lines, but he only clicked a little, and let Xiao Ran go.Afterwards, Lu Xiaomo changed her lines without authorization, and the old seniors laughed and said that she had revealed her true feelings.In the end, Xin Quyang got the following evaluation.

"The performance was a little too hard, it seemed unnatural." From Li Xin who is the best talker.

"Pretentious! Greasy!" This was Xu Yingdi, who spoke more bluntly.

"Hahaha... I can only sing, so I won't say anything..." Singer Lin Yechen was staring at the table in a daze during Xin Quyang's performance, but now he can only get away with soy sauce.

Finally, it was Cong Jin's turn to comment. Since the live broadcast, Cong Ying, who has never said anything serious, gave Xin Quyang a concise and clear comment: "Confession well, I was forced to act as sexual harassment by you."

"Pfft..." As soon as the concubine's words fell, Lu Xiaomo couldn't help but let out a small chuckle.Well, she totally agrees with her idol's comments.

He was a professional actor, but none of them gave him good comments, and each one was worse than the other. This made Xin Quyang, who had been going smoothly since his debut, change his face on the spot, dropped the headset he was wearing, and turned to leave.

This is... just recorded?

The host looked at the director in the audience suspiciously, but was prompted by the director to continue the live broadcast.

After Xin Quyang left the stage, there was suddenly a voice crying for him in the barrage.

[What's going on with this show?Just let the seniors humiliate the younger ones like this? 】

[Damn, there must be something shady!Everyone is targeting our Qu Yang!Qu Yang is not angry, we don't need to record such a bad show! 】

[I'm so laughing, out of the six people, only our Qu Yang is a professional actor, and the rest are half-baked laymen, but the evaluation of us Qu Yang is the most vicious, the judges' eyes are covered with shit, right? 】

These swiping screens, which can be seen by Xin Quyang's brain-dead fans or Shui Jun, successfully angered some passers-by watching the live broadcast and fans of other guests. They quickly launched a sharp attack on these offensive swiping screens. fight back.

【Bah, just because of your acting skills, when I watched him perform, I almost vomited out of dinner overnight! 】

[To be honest, this guy named Xin Quyang, as long as there are TV dramas he starred in, I don’t watch them.

handsome! 】

[those who blow

Xin Quyang, stop it!I'm just a passer-by. During Xin Quyang's performance, I stared at that pretty boy named Xiao Ran all the time, you know? 】

No matter how noisy the barrage is? The live broadcast of "Superstar Zero Distance" did not stop because of Xin Quyang's departure.What followed was an interactive game session between the two groups of "Super Star" and "Little Fresh Meat". The guests on the field were not affected by Xin Quyang's resignation. During the two rounds of small games, they should play and laugh, okay happy.Soon, the show will draw to a close, ushering in the last round of games of the show.

This round of the game is a common "listen to the song and then sing", but before the game started, the host inserted a rule with a smile.

"As you all know, when you play games, you have to be punished if you lose. The small punishments in the past, like eating mustard and drinking bitter gourd juice, are too trivial. So this time, our program specially made a new punishment box. , there are a few particularly interesting punishments in it~" After finishing speaking, the host raised his eyebrows at the fresh meat.

Listening to it, it didn't feel like a good punishment. Seeing the hostile expression on the host's face, Xiao Ran had a bad premonition in his heart.When Xiao Ran didn't notice, Cong Cong, who had been playing games calmly, suddenly became excited.

Due to the absence of Xin Quyang, there were only 9 guests on the field, so the guests were divided into teams. The three members of "Blue Bridge" happened to be in the same team. They joined the "seetgrl" team from the concubine, and the remaining old artists were in the same team.

"Listening to songs and singing" mostly listened to old songs, so it was more difficult for young people, but for Xiao Ran, it didn't matter.Because she is not from this world, she will not know old songs or new songs.Xiao Ran can't, but you can ask the little cutie of the system to help you inquire!Then it must be checked~ With such a small calculation, when the host announced the start of the competition, Xiao Ran looked confident in winning, and even her two good brothers became confident.

There must be a lot of old songs that Xiao Ran knows!

As a result, when the first song was playing, the system rejected Xiao Ran's request to cheat.

[No, Miss Sister, games must be played fairly and justly, and no cheating is allowed~] The first two rounds of the game were fun to watch, so don't help Xiao Ran cheat!

[Little cutie, please accommodate me, I am not from this world, this game has been unfair to me from the very beginning...]

Just when Xiao Ran was inking with the system, the Queen of the Movies had already slapped the answering bell frantically, her desire to win was stronger than the two beauties beside her.Therefore, the audience watching the live broadcast saw Xiao Ran smiling confidently in a daze, and quickly got the lyrics right from behind the scenes, and also sang very nicely.

"Why don't you rush to answer!" Seeing that Xiao Ran was still smirking, the red hair pushed Xiao Ran angrily.

"I can't..." Xiao Ran was very wronged, if the system didn't help her, then their team would basically be useless! "If you know how to answer in a while, don't wait for me."

However, the crazy Cong Ying Hou didn't give them a chance to answer. Every song that followed, except for two very old ones, was almost all answered by Cong Ying Empress.Looking at Congjin's "fierce" expression, Xiao Ran's heart was a little chilled.Do you dislike their band after being an actress?Even Grandma Li's team has two points, but their team won't concede a single point.

"Hahahaha, our 'Blue Bridge' band scored zero, and we will undoubtedly accept the punishment of losing the game~" When the host announced the failure of the "Blue Bridge" game, the expression on his face was also very excited, "Come on , let us invite our 'improved' punishment box to the stage~"

When the penalty box was brought onto the stage, the barrage was full of laughter.

【Hahahaha I'm dying of laughter, just look at Xiao Ranran's smirking and bewildered expression from beginning to end~】

[Xiao Ranran, if you don't know it, don't be so confident. I thought you were an expert in old songs! 】

[Our film queens are very hardworking!I really like such an energetic actress, I hope that I can participate in this kind of variety shows in the future~]

The audience and guests over there were filled with joy, while Xiao Ran here finally became nervous.Do not know why,

Her ominous premonition is getting stronger and stronger.Seeing that Xiao Ran was so nervous that his lower lip had deep teeth marks, Hongmao kindly comforted her: "Don't be afraid, it's nothing, the punishment of this kind of variety show will not kill us, will it?"

Hongmao was so optimistic, so after li xuan's discussion, he asked Hongmao to draw lots in the penalty box.Then Hongmao lived up to expectations, and won the "Wear a Women's Dress for a Catwalk".

You can do it!The host happily gave Hong Mao a thumbs up, and immediately got the punishment she was most looking forward to.

Regarding the punishment that Hongmao got, Xiao Ran put on a pale face and comforted himself in his heart: It's all right, it's all right, women's clothes, I can choose those women's clothes with more fabric, so that my gender won't be revealed.

As if guessing what Xiao Ran was thinking, the host continued with a wicked smile: "Then, please look at our big screen now, it will quickly play some of the most popular clothes at the moment, I will turn my back to the screen, When I shouted to stop loudly, the clothes in the picture that was frozen on the screen, we 'Blue Bridge' will wear in the next live broadcast, and we will bring you a catwalk~"

"Ah-ah-ah-" Accompanied by the host's words, the audience screamed excitedly.

In the anticipation of everyone, the clothing pictures on the big screen began to scroll and play.Xiao Ran stared at the big screen, praying non-stop: Big padded jacket, big padded jacket, big padded jacket!

On the other hand, the red-haired man raised his head and kept chanting: "The most fashionable! The most fashionable! The most fashionable!"

The glasses rested calmly on the frames, and they lowered their heads not to look at the big screen, as if they were escaping their fate of wearing women's clothing.

In the screams that resounded throughout the audience, the host finally waved, "Stop!"

And the picture frozen on the big screen is a cheongsam with slits and backless.

"Ahhhh-"

The audience on the live broadcast platform and the audience at the scene were all hoarse.

When Xiao Ran was rubbing his forehead with a bitter face, he was staring at her with burning eyes.