Bastards

Nonsence!

Lose a fart!In Cui Shu's dictionary, there is no such word as lose!How is it written?He doesn't even know what the specific meaning of writing is to swipe horizontally or vertically!He has a lot of fighting spirit, if he wants to defeat him with this little skill, there is no way!

but……

Cui Shu pinched his finger joints, his lips curled up obliquely, and he glanced at Yang Xuan from the corner of his eyes, feeling very disdainful.

This Prince Xiong is too shameless.

What do you mean Cui Mata wears whatever color you like? You must like whatever color Cui Mata wears!Do you still dare to choose?With such a shy face and eagerness to cling to Cui Yu's butt and wag his tail at any time, how dare he ask Cui Yu what color clothes to wear?

Lie to the dog!

Also, "I like whichever posture my daughter-in-law likes", huh, do you dare to say "no"?Aren't you afraid of being shut out and blowing cold wind?I can't torture you to death, you bastard!

She has been trained like this by that smart rabbit, and she dares to speak nonsense, shameless!shameless! !

Cui Shu absolutely does not admit that he can't show affection to others with eyes, and he feels sour on purpose to pick thorns. Anyway, Prince Xiong just hates, hates, hates, hates!

He clenched his fists hard, took two deep breaths, regained his sanity, and continued the game below.

From being sensible to the present, among the people I have met, no one is better at playing, daring to play, and has the spirit of the game. How could he lose such a fun game to a player who only wags its tail at his beautiful nephew? Stupid guy?

He will definitely win!

There must not be many such annoying game levels. He has always been lucky, and he will definitely not encounter it again...

After a while, Yang Xuan encountered a similar problem.

Cui Shumei can't see her teeth, what did he say?His luck is good!

He found a chair, jumped on it and sat cross-legged, watching it leisurely.

This time, Yang Xuan was asked to randomly choose someone to sit on his lap, and then do sit-ups. The requirement: the movement must be standard, and rise and fall with the rhythm of the drum. Make a mistake and return to the origin directly!

This is a bit more difficult.

Everyone knows how to do sit-ups. If you do them regularly, you will gradually feel tired, and eventually you will not be able to get up. However, those with high martial arts and good physical fitness will definitely not rush to the street so quickly.But if you follow the rhythm set by others... what if you stop in the middle of sitting and lying down?Can you bear it after stopping for a long time?

You have to choose someone to sit on your lap, who should you choose?This position is ambiguous enough, if you want to choose a beautiful woman to go up, what should you do if you react?

But this tiger face mask is very sincere, as if it was said just now, the wife is at the scene?

The onlookers outside smelled gossip, and raised their hands and demanded: "Call your wife!"

"Tell your wife to sit on your lap!"

"Otherwise we'll tell your daughter-in-law that you hooked up with others!"

In order to watch this scene, even threats were used.

Cui Mata: ...

As soon as he looked up, he saw Yang Xuan waving at him: "Daughter-in-law, come here."

The eyes of the onlookers lit up, and they all said "Oh—" in unison.

This daughter-in-law is a man!

man!

Mommy, there's a lot of fun to watch!

Cui Shu: ...

The smile on his face gradually disappeared.

Cui Yu sat on Yang Xuan's lap, and when he was ready, the drum beat started.

The person playing the drums is also good, and the rhythm starts slowly, making Yang Xuan sit up slowly, and slowly approach Cui Yu, who is sitting on his lap, a little bit closer, so close that the distance is close to nothing... and then lie down go down.

Who can stand this ambiguous rhythm?

Coupled with the natural atmosphere of the two people who love each other...

The onlookers thought they were very enlightened: "If it is hard, it must be hard!"

"It's not hard to play like this, it's not a man!"

"Look in the middle of those pants! I see it!"

Everyone looked excited, staring at the interaction between the two, and their voices were firm, as if they had really seen the evidence of the crime.

The girls from Rouge Lane either covered their eyes with handkerchiefs or covered them with their hands, looking through the gaps between their fingers.

This game looks so fun, I want to suggest to my mother in the future, let's play it too...

The drum beat suddenly picked up, Yang Xuan speeded up, every time he stopped when he was about to touch Cui Mata's face, and fell backwards, each time a small gust of wind blew up Cui Mata's hair from the side of his ears, and the strands of hair fluttered lightly, extremely Insecure, like a restless heart...

When the drumbeat slowed down again, the onlookers couldn't bear to watch anymore, and they all clenched their fists, trying hard for Yang Xuan.

"Dear! Kiss me!"

"You're on it! I'm anxious for you!"

"Don't be shy, just do it!"

"Everyone is a man, why not be ashamed, come and kiss me!"

"We will never spread it to the outside world!"

"Yes! We've all turned our backs and can't see, hurry up and kiss!"

This is bright inside the building, dark outside the building, the clever fool Yang Xuan, bullying him can't see it.

Yang Xuan couldn't bear it anymore, the rhythm of the drums was too grinding!

His beauty is so beautiful, so beautiful, exuding a seductive smell all over her body, I am really sorry for not kissing her!

"Ow—"

Yang Xuan yelled out, no matter what, when he got up again, he slightly raised the masks of himself and Cui Yu, and hurriedly kissed them.

For a moment, the world was silent.

It's not just that everyone is booing and everyone is looking forward to it, this picture is also really beautiful.

On the fourth floor, the lights are on, and the soft light is everywhere. The night is like a heavenly palace. Although they are both men, they have a strong hole and a slender waist and legs. The combination of strength and beauty is so cool no matter how you look at it!And these two kisses are not erotic at all, as if attracted by love, drawn by heart, a passionate kiss, beautiful like a painting!

The reflections on the various windows are also extremely beautiful, the lines of the chin and neck are either cold or delicate, and the postures that are so beautiful...

Aww, I really want to have such a time!

"it is good!"

"So beautiful!"

"Mother, I really want to find a wife..." This is a man.

"I really want to find someone to hold me and kiss me like this..." This is a woman.

It's a pity that the drumbeat was very unfeeling, and it rang again when the two were most inseparable and were about to get too excited.

The arrow is on the string, which man is willing to leave?

But don't leave, this game is lost!

Everyone was anxious while cursing and beating the drums vigorously.

The drummer was sweating, very aggrieved.

He has given as much time as possible, okay?

Cui Yu pushed Yang Xuan, and Yang Xuan quickly fell down, which was considered...just in time.

Cui Shu looked at this scene, his eyes widened.

Shameless!How shameless!

He thought that he had reached a level of shamelessness, but comparing these two, he really lost a bit!

Cui Shu pursed his lips silently, feeling a little aggrieved.

It's so fun, he also wants to invite his man in white to come with him, he also wants to kiss, and he also wants to show this bunch of passers-by, so that passers-by will applaud him!He promises to be more open-minded and playful, making these two mad!

pity……

Yang Xuan completed the task and went further.

Cui Shu snorted forcefully and rolled the dice.

Coincidentally, this link is where his points arrive.

The game link stipulates that he must sell a certain treasure to the gatekeeper, and the only condition for the gatekeeper to agree to buy the treasure is to complete the game.

The gatekeeper smiled: "The rules are the same as Lord Tiger, you have to come here too."

Cui Shu's voice was slightly softer: "We must choose someone...to complete this?"

"There is only one condition for customs clearance here. The task must be completed. If you give up, you have to return to the origin." The gatekeeper's expression remained unchanged. "You can choose someone who is willing to cooperate on the spot, or—" He pointed to the side of the wood Shelves, "this wood."

Cui Shu's mouth twitched.

Gatekeeper: "Who do you choose?"

Cui Shu: "... wood."

The onlookers, who were very lively just now, were all silent and looked at each other in blank dismay.

Why... inexplicably sad.

When Cui Shuzhen put the simple wooden frame on his lap and did sit-ups to the beat of the drum, the crowd almost covered their faces with their sleeves and couldn't bear to watch.

No comparison, no harm...

Yet this is still not the end.

Among the challenges encountered in the next round, one of them is that the challenger needs to tell a joke and find a partner to cooperate.This partner doesn't need to do anything else, just stand next to him and make facial expressions.

Of course Yang Xuan still looked for Cui Yu.

Cui Yu didn't need to help canvassing votes, he moved casually, showing his hands, neck, waist, and other lines, and the onlookers screamed.

When it was Cui Shu's turn, the gatekeeper routinely explained the rules. After finishing speaking, he said, "You can choose a person to cooperate with, or you can choose your right hand. Which one do you choose?"

Cui Shupei came out of it, and raised his right hand: "...choose the right hand."

Then, while telling jokes alone, he made various gestures with his right hand, trying to amuse the crowd.

The onlookers...the onlookers all cried.

"Young Master Emma is too pitiful!"

"It's too cruel, how can you be so cruel!"

"Although he is joking, I can feel that his eyes under the fox mask are crying."

"Even the smiley fox mask is crying!"

"I really want to touch a fox's head..."

"Mr. Fox, you have to be brave and persevere. There are no difficulties in the world that you can't overcome!"

"Yes, we support you!"

Cui Shu almost scolded his mother again.

Support an egg!You show it with your actions!It's a laugh!One by one worried and tearing his face, how can he pass this level!

He wants to cry too!

Finally, someone in the crowd lighted up, thought of the main point, and smirked a few times, this level is over.

Cui Shu: ...I want to cry even more.

The situation was so difficult, but he carried it!He didn't call the man in white, but walked over tenaciously!

He is still ahead by a big score!

He faced up to the difficulties time and time again without giving up, and finally made it to the third floor. However, Yang Xuan, perhaps because his brain was broken, made a mistake and fell back to the first floor.

Vengeance has been avenged!

Standing on the third floor, Cui Shu looked up to the sky with his hips crossed and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha you have today too! Call you proud! Tell you to pretend!"

Yang Xuan waved at him lazily. His posture was like that of a street ruffian, both airy and provocative.

Cui Shu was so angry...

The fighting spirit is stronger, the more you fight, the braver you are!

So far, the game is only halfway through, and there are still many levels to come.Because there are many levels, not every place is fresh, and some fun and tiring items have a chance of repeating.

Cui Shu encountered a new round of drinking and asked questions within a time limit, so he had to tell the truth.

Obviously, these problems must also be vaguely related to his superiors.

Cui Shu lifted the corner of his robe, his posture was cool and coquettish, and he had the aura of being a man in charge.

Drink as much as you want, I will never get drunk after a thousand cups!Don't talk nonsense even when you're drunk!

The gatekeeper's 'senior officer' asked questions very quickly. Cui Shu answered the first few questions perfectly and was very witty.

"Your friend's name, how many words is it?"

"Two words!" Cui Shu was rushing for time, so he subconsciously answered the word, almost biting off his tongue after answering.

Make a mistake by relying on it!

After self-reflection, he shook his head arrogantly and snorted heavily.

Is it useful to know this information?Still can't find his man in white!His man in white is amazing, but he knows how to hide!

Cui Shu shook his slightly dizzy head, and started to roll a new round of dice.

When the dice were thrown, he was dumbfounded.

The two dice have the same number!

If the points are the same, you have to stop for one round...

Cui Shu stared blankly, no, how is this possible?

He has played in various game fields since he was a child. Throwing dice is a basic skill. He can roll the number of times he says. That is to say, this game is all about luck. Otherwise, he must have taken some tricks and walked all the way to the end, how could it be like this?

Still careless...

There's no other way, I'm in a hurry and I can't play normally, I just stop for a while, anyway, that Prince Xiong is still far behind.

Cui Shu squinted at Yang Xuan.

It just so happened that Yang Xuan was very lucky this round. He came across someone who successfully completed the dart before, and came to express his gratitude. The reward was doubled and he jumped directly from the first floor to the third floor!

"We met again," Yang Xuan said with a drawn-out voice, "Oh, life is just so wonderful, you never know what surprises lie ahead."

Your sister is wonderful!

Surprise your sister!

Cui Shu hates this.

Yang Xuan also put her index finger between her lips, kissed lightly, and swayed in the direction of Cui Yu—very coquettish, very provocative!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

It drew whistles and screams from the crowd outside.

Cui Shu's face turned black: he's mentally retarded.

He stared straight at Yang Xuan, clenched his fists: I'm angry, I'm really angry, I can't help but kill my master!

Yang Xuan bared his teeth and smiled at him... Well, he even lifted the mask up specially so that he could see his bright white teeth.

Cui Shu was so hung up that he couldn't lift his breath, so he turned over directly.

He couldn't hold back, and directly attacked, and had a hearty fight with Yang Xuan.

This stand is very interesting, the movements of the two are very stretched, the air posture is perfect and nimble, one looks like a civet with sharp nails, and the other looks like a flying eagle in the sky staring at its prey, the whole Shengfeng Building has become their game The field, coming and going, sharp but beautiful, quite ornamental.

The result is naturally... there is no winner.

Yang Xuan made a dodge, returned to the game position, and started to roll the dice.

"Insidious!" Cui Shu cursed twice and jumped back.

Since it is agreed that today's game will determine the outcome, the rest is not important, it is important to do this first!

This time, the results of the two were very tight, and Yang Xuan entered the final stage ahead of schedule.

This last hurdle is not difficult to say, and it is not easy to say simple.

Players need to draw a bow and shoot arrows in person, and shoot a huge cylinder hanging from the ceiling on the fourth floor, and this cylinder has a hidden mechanism. Once shot, it will release missiles of various colors.The missile is harmless to the human body. It is made of ooze and will not hurt anyone, but the concentration of color carried on the missile is amazing.

The level breaker must go through the smoke screen woven by these colored missiles alone, without leaving any color on his body—that is, not being hit by the missiles, and falling cleanly to the prescribed completion point, the game is considered over.

Whoever comes out first wins.

Yang Xuan threw the sentence "Concession" behind her, and went to get the bow first.

Cui Shu was only three breaths behind, and quickly caught up with all his strength, got his own bow, and shot at the big cylinder on his side.

However, it was still slightly slower than Yang Xuan.

It's time to compete in hard power!

Cui Shu touched the ground with his toes, and turned his body with force. While jumping out, his body was spinning like a cannonball, and the speed was too fast for people to see clearly!

His eyesight is perfect, he uses his toes from time to time, his body occasionally leans to the left and right, and sometimes he jumps a little bit, and even takes one step back and three steps forward——

It's coming soon!

Cui Shu exerted his last strength, and with a diving leap, his body jumped out nimbly, and he lay down to the target area!

At this time, Yang Xuan also just closed his momentum and landed steadily in the target area.

The onlookers were a little confused, so... who wins?

If you stand on the feet first, you will be the tiger-faced boy, if you talk about the face, you will be the fox-faced boy, if you don't care about any part of the body, you will be at the same time, no distinction between top and bottom!

But generally speaking, doesn't it mean that the feet are on the ground?

Mr. Fox Face is really hardworking!

Remembering that the fox-faced young man was crying in his heart, cooperating with the wood and his right hand, the judges couldn't help feeling sad, this fox-faced young man is not easy!

Cui Shu didn't speak, and stared straight at Deacon Wang who announced the result with round eyes, sweating from the stare.

Deacon Wang glanced at Yang Xuan.

Yang Xuan nodded.

Deacon Wang breathed a sigh of relief: "Because there was no specific way to arrive at the destination...then the two young masters arrived at the destination at the same time, and this game is tied!"

Cui Shu was very proud at the beginning, he didn't lose!He is very, very powerful!

After listening to the result, he fell silent again.

If you don't lose or win, what is the result?Since today is here, no matter how we fight, there must be a result. Is this a draw?

"The two young masters performed outstandingly, they are extremely eye-catching, and the richness of the process is amazing. However, the result of the draw is really regrettable." Cui Yu stood up with a smile, "Why don't you... add a match?"

"Yeah!"

The crowd around the audience were extremely supportive.

Cui Shu stared at his nephew and warned him not to favor Prince Xiong: "How do we play off?"

"Simple," Cui Yu bowed his head slightly, "You two each say something that you think only you have done, but no one else has done it. If everyone really hasn't done it, then pass it, and change the other party. Whoever has experienced it will lose. Drum three times, and within three times, if you don’t think about it, you will automatically lose.”

"As for who comes first, rock-paper-scissors, the loser goes first, how?"

This is also interesting!

Cui Shu's eyes lit up: "Come here, whoever is afraid of whom!"

The two faced each other, Cui Shu brought out the cloth, and Yang Xuan brought out the stone.

Cui Shu smiled triumphantly, Yang Xuan came first.

After thinking for a while, Yang Xuan said, "I once plucked the fur of a giant golden-feathered eagle to make a shuttlecock for my daughter-in-law."

The crowd around the audience all said "Hey——".

Knowing that you are good, you and your wife have the best relationship, and you abuse the dog every day, okay!

The Golden Feather Eagle is too elegant and strong, we can't even handle it, you are awesome, okay, next question!

Cui Shu laughed directly, with his chin raised high: "What is this? I once sincerely sent my daughter-in-law a beauty other than me on her bed!"

Everyone was suddenly quiet.

With this guts, what did you eat to grow up!

So is this the reason why you have been alone until now, and you must be with wood, your right hand?

This life, this brain, is miserable...

Yang Xuan: "I was raised by my wife!"

Everyone looked at Rabbit Face in unison.

Mommy, I can't see it...

Is this weak and cute rabbit the one above?

Everyone looked at the slender rabbit face with a particularly raised buttocks, and then looked at Kong Wu's powerful and majestic tiger face, and suddenly felt... This world is a bit mysterious.

Cui Shu was louder than Yang Xuan: "I will lie down and let my wife do it!"

Crowd: ...

It's dirty.

It counts.

The number of broken sleeves is generally small, but it is not impossible. There are so many people at the scene, there must be a few of them, and there are also some below, who will take the initiative to lie down and do it for their daughter-in-law, but this... can you say it?

It's a matter of face, even if I did it myself, I wouldn't say it casually!

So this is the test, will you be able to pass it?

Cui Shu rushed out of the building and waved, very proud.

Yang Xuan: "I was once shut out by my wife, and I was not allowed in for five days."

Damn, let you say "I have the miracle that you don't", who told you to show your affection!

Bad review!

The onlookers covered their faces together, ashamed for you!

"Hahahahahaha——" Cui Shu burst out laughing suddenly, "What kind of event is this? All of you present, as long as you have a good relationship with your wife, who has never coaxed her, and who has never been shut out by her?"

Everyone thought about it, and immediately someone raised their hand excitedly: "I have this before!"

"I also had!"

"And I!"

……

There were many responders.

Cui Shu pointed at Yang Xuan's sunken face, and shook his head triumphantly: "You, lose!"

Yang Xuan said with a dark face, "Okay." He turned around and walked to the side, "I'll go to the toilet first."

Cui Shu won and was in a great mood, he waved his hand generously and let Yang Xuan go.

He also went to the window, posed coquettishly, waved to the crowd below, and almost ran out and shouted 'I won'.

But after a few breaths, Prince Xiong didn't come back.

Looking back, his beautiful nephew was gone.

Cui Shu narrowed his eyes.

Do you want to run away!

He went through all kinds of hardships, hard work and embarrassment, and finally won the final victory. How could he not be angry and let him run away cowardly?

No!

Cui Shu immediately ran back and asked Deacon Wang who was calling for people to pack up, "Where are those two young masters?"

Deacon Wang frowned and thought for a while, then pointed to the downstairs room on the left corner of the second floor: "It seems to be the third room over there."

Cui Shu ran over immediately.

He was also smart, he didn't knock on the door immediately, but leaned up, leaning his ear against the door and listening...

There is the voice of Xiong Taizi talking inside!

That's it!

He rolled his eyes, stretched out his hand, and knocked on the door excitedly.

The voices inside stopped immediately.

Cui Shu narrowed his eyes slightly.

Pretending not to be there?Want to fool him?no way!

Cui Shu walked out of the room with his back behind his back, moved his ankles, twisted his hands... Finally, he took a deep breath, tapped his toes on the ground, accelerated, his whole body was like a cannonball, and he slammed into the door very quickly!

With his strength, what kind of door can't be smashed open?

But what he didn't expect was that just when he reached the door and was about to have intimate contact, the door suddenly opened...

He rushed so fast that he didn't have time to think about it. He jumped over the door, walked through the empty room for some reason, jumped out facing the door, and smashed the wide open window straight out of the window!

At this time, he must have reacted, but he was too late to stop, and the second floor was too close to the ground. The inertia and momentum brought him down, and he was about to hit the ground on his face!

"Ahhh——" Cui Shu covered his face sadly, it is true that people have stumbled and stumbled, this time, it is probably going to be a bit unlucky...

He adjusted his posture as much as possible to avoid serious injuries.

Cui Shu, as the person involved, went through all of this so quickly that he couldn't smell it for a while, but the crowd watching outside could clearly see that the tiger-faced boy and the rabbit-faced boy were very accurate in their calculations. Chance, the movement behind the door...

Everyone watched helplessly as the fox-faced young man slammed into the door, and then jumped out of the window without stopping.

Mr. Fox Face is sincere.

It was really pitiful in the game just now, without a companion.

Everyone is very distressed and sympathetic.

However, sympathy is all sympathy. For the last stranger who fell from the sky and hit the ground like a stone, everyone's first action was to retreat subconsciously to avoid being injured, so Cui Shu was about to 'land' and soon vacated A huge open space.

It looks even more miserable and pitiful...

Everyone took off their hats together and lighted a row of wax for Mr. Foxface in their hearts.

At this moment, there was only one person, with fluttering robes, stepping on the moon, covered with silver moonlight all over his body, shooting towards the open space like an arrow.

Unable to see how he moved, everyone's eyes were blurred, and they saw his hands grabbing the waist of the fox-faced young man, spinning his feet to close the momentum, hugging the fox-faced young man for a few circles, and standing firmly on the ground .

It was obviously a disaster that was too late and irreparable, but the young man in white was calm and settled it casually.

At this moment, the various postures were too perfect and amazing, too short, and too worthy of various tastes and aftertaste. Everyone was fascinated, as if they saw the moonlight and sublimated it brightly for a moment.

There is a faint fragrance of plum blossoms, quietly diffused.

"call--"

"handsome!!"

"What a handsome effort!!"

After a few breaths, the surrounding audience all admired.

At the same time, Yang Xuan hugged Cui Yu and practiced lightness kung fu, Shi Shi ran jumped over the window and flew down from the second floor.

Cui Yu looked at the little uncle who was being carried, and then at the handsome and elegant man in white with slender eyebrows and a hint of rosy in his eyes, and smiled slightly.

"caught you."