You are not bullying me cute

A stone table, four stone benches, four people sitting opposite each other, just right.

Wen Jin's little ghost brewed five cups of tea and put them in front of everyone, then sat down by himself, Wen Jin said with a smile, "Come and try, this is our Hell's special Bana flower tea."

Fei Gu looked tired, but his demeanor remained undiminished: "That's it, I've been a coolie since I came here, the underworld is completely sealed now, and I can't get out."

Qiu Qiuduan was sitting in Yu Zisu's arms, holding the teacup with two paws, wondering why the tea was blood red, although it smelled delicious, but he dared not drink it, when he heard it was Bianhua tea, he thought of those who stared at him The villain in red is even more afraid to drink.

The ghost messenger kept staring at him, and he couldn't stop the look in his eyes. Seeing his hesitation, he comforted him: "Don't look at it as ugly, it's delicious, it can also beautify the skin, enhance memory, and has many effects. "

Qiuqiu: "..." He couldn't resist the other party's kind persuasion, so he licked it a little. It was very hot but not hot, and he couldn't tell what the taste was, but the taste was mellow, and there was a hint of sweetness on the tip of his tongue after eating.

Qiuqiu took a sip, another sip, another sip...

The ghost messenger happily poured him another glass. The three of them were talking about business, so he whispered to Qiuqiu: "This is the first time I have seen a real panda. I haven't seen it when I was alive. I met it when I was dead." , Hahahahaha! You can talk? It’s amazing! Are you the spiritual pet of this great god?”

Being treated as a spiritual pet for the first time, Qiuqiu's face became hot, but unfortunately he couldn't see the original shape: "No, I'm a monster." In order to correct and emphasize the relationship with Yu Zisu, he deliberately amplified his voice, "I'm not Susu His spiritual pet, I am his boyfriend, and we are a couple."

The ghost messenger was completely dumbfounded, and the three people who were talking also fell silent, Fei Gu's face was "fucking", and Wen Jin was also a little embarrassed: "Cough... I just took office as a ghost messenger, and I don't know the rules yet. God must not argue with him..."

Fei Gu: "Damn it, you two really are! I thought! When did it start!" She spurned Yu Zisu, "You beast! He's still a child! Why don't you wait for him to grow up!"

Qiuqiu also realized that she suddenly made it public, put down her cup and hugged Yu Zisu, burying her face ashamed to see others.

He would definitely be scolded for making Susu public now, so he had no choice but to beg Feigu: "Sister Xiaohong, don't say it now..."

Yu Zisu hugged him calmly and said, "Well, that's right, I am his boyfriend, and we are Taoist couples."

Fei Gu still had a face full of "shit", she couldn't swallow this breath, after being shocked for a moment, she laughed "hehehe" again: "I won't say it, Yu Zisu, you've got me caught, hurry up! Let it out hahahaha!" She asked Qiuqiu earnestly, "Did he do anything strange to you?"

"No." Qiuqiu hurriedly clarified, with a muffled voice, "We didn't do anything."

Fei Gu gave a meaningful "Oh": "That's good."

The ghost messenger said "haha" in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years, hahaha..."

Qiuqiu twisted her round body uncomfortably, and let her head out: "100 years will pass in the blink of an eye."

"Really? Hahahaha..." The ghost messenger became even more embarrassed, "I wish you two a good relationship forever, hahahaha..."

Qiuqiu was still very depressed, he was a little superstitious by Jian Yi, he secretly said "Bah, Bah" twice, and bahed off the unlucky words.

Yu Zisu's expression didn't change, he was still so calm, he touched the ball and said, "Continue, so you mean, that monster was also trapped here by Emperor Hades?"

Lured by the smell of tea, Qiuqiu couldn't help but sit up and reach for the teacup with his paws, but unfortunately his hands were too short, so Yu Zisu handed them to him.

Wen Jin said: "Yeah, he probably can't escape. The passage to hell was only opened by Fei Gu a few days ago. Once she came in, all the passages were closed. It is impossible for him to escape at that time." drop it?"

Fei Gu said: "Impossible, there is no abnormal movement when I drive."

Wen Jin said: "I've heard all over the underworld, and I haven't heard any special sounds. I can only say that this person hides really well." His smile deepened, "But now that Yushen comes, that person should never I can't hide it anymore."

Yu Zisu didn't speak, and lowered his head to touch Qiuqiu's head.

***

The eighteen levels of hell are all places where evil spirits stay, and the punishment on each level is extremely bloody and cruel.

Wen Jin was by Yu Zisu's side: "Originally there were judges guarding each floor, but the judges were all eaten, and it was very chaotic at one time. I have been here to stabilize them these few days."

Yu Zisu looked down layer by layer, but there was nothing special about it. He didn't ask until the last layer, "Is there anything else?"

Wen Jin thought for a while: "There are still."

Under the eighteen levels of hell, there is also the endless hell.

The ghosts who are sent to this level of hell are extremely evil people. Their suffering is endless and they will never be able to escape.

But the strange thing is that there is only infinite darkness on this floor, and it is eerily quiet.

Wen Jin's voice is particularly clear: "The people here are all doing big things, and generally have caused heavy casualties."

"Like Hitler?"

Wen Jin: "...he is imprisoned in the west." He continued to explain, "There are also special identities, such as demons, monsters, and half-immortals. They are all recorded in the roster." He took out a blue book from his pocket. Pi's booklet was handed to Yu Zisu, "I've checked everything, there's nothing extra."

Yu Zisu took the book and flipped through it, then continued to observe the evil spirits in the dark. They all sat on the ground with their eyes closed, unable to tell that they were suffering.

In fact, they are repeating the most frightening episodes in their lives. Some of them are real, some of them are imaginary. They are always repeating the past. Although they repent but are powerless to change, they will never be redeemed in self-blame.

"Half-immortal?" Yu Zisu's eyes paused slightly.

***

Because the scene was too bloody, Qiuqiu was left behind, staying with Feigu and that ghost.

The ghost messenger was overjoyed. He searched the whole place but couldn't find anything other than tea to entertain him. He apologized a little: "I'm really sorry, we don't seem to eat or grow bamboo here. How about I go find Granny Meng for it?" Would you like some soup?"

Meng Po Tang...... Qiuqiu shook his head: "Thank you, I've already had dinner and I don't need to eat." The other party's eyes were so hot that he had no choice but to change into a human form and sit obediently on the couch.

He looked around, it was an antique room with simple sandalwood furniture, he couldn't imagine being in the underworld at all.

The ghost guard sat beside him and rubbed his hands: "Well, can you change into your original form again? I want to touch it."

Qiuqiu resolutely rejected him: "I can't touch it. My hair is very special. It falls off once you touch it, and you will be bald if you touch it twice."

Liar, just now your boyfriend was still touching you...

Qiuqiu saw what he meant, and explained seriously: "We have signed a marriage contract, it doesn't matter if he touches it, he won't be bald."

The ghost messenger's eyes were full of sympathy, and he continued to chat with him: "What's your name? Did you cultivate yourself to become a monster? Or is it a monster at home?"

Qiuqiu answered him slowly: "My name is Bai Chu, and it was my boyfriend who helped me cultivate into a demon."

Ghost messenger: "...your boyfriend is really nice."

Qiuqiu also asked him: "What's your name? Did you apply to be a ghost messenger?"

"My name is Zhao Ying. I was 22 years old before I died. Do you know how I died? I don't believe it myself hahahahaha!" Since his death, only Wen Jin and Granny Meng have been in contact with him, and he chats with them every day. The two of them were about to be ripped apart by him, and every day was boring, but now they finally saw a fresh one, and they couldn't let go of it.

Qiuqiu followed him and asked, "How did you die?"

"I died after taking a bath!" Zhao Ying beamed brightly, "It was a night of thunder and lightning. I was taking a bath at home. It wasn't that I wanted to take a bath in a thunderstorm. Slow down, sometimes I fell asleep while washing, this time I also fell asleep, and when I woke up, I died, maybe I was drowned, or maybe I was struck by lightning, but I look at my The ghost was intact, so I guess I drowned."

Qiuqiu: "...haha."

Zhao Ying said: "So you must not take a bath in a thunderstorm, and it is best to use a shower when washing. I see psychological shadows in the bathtub now."

Qiuqiu: "Yeah." He remembered that he was struck to death by lightning as an excuse when he was just becoming a genius, and he felt the same way, "I was also struck by lightning when I became a genius."

Zhao Ying became excited: "Right, you have been hacked too, right? Actually, I'm fine. After all, I don't feel anything when I'm asleep. I went to the underworld in a daze. Wen Jin said that the underworld has been closed for so long, but I was actually groped in." Yes, he said that I am very promising, he can stay and work as a ghost messenger, and find me a good reincarnation in the future."

Fei Gu interrupted him faintly: "He cheated on you, he just wants you to stay and work for him, and he won't let you go to reincarnation, don't look at him as honest, but a thief."

"What? I don't believe it!" Zhao Ying looked terrified, "He's not that kind of person!"

"He is that kind of person." Scarlet Bone said.

"He is not!"

"he is!"

So they quarreled.

Qiuqiu rested his chin, sighed silently between them, looked at this and that, completely at a loss as to how to fight.

They quarreled for a while, then ignored each other, and Zhao Ying came to talk to Qiuqiu again: "Are you bored here? Do you want me to take you out for a stroll?"

Qiuqiu shook his head: "If I don't go out, I'll just stay here and wait for Susu to pick me up."

Zhao Ying also imitated his appearance and rested her chin: "Yes, there are no ghosts now, and there is nothing to see. What do you monsters do every day? Do you live in a house or in the mountains?"

What he asked, what Qiuqiu answered, not a single word, whenever Qiuqiu was ashamed that he had chatted to death, the other party would always find a way to spit out a long list of questions, and there were always endless questions.

When will Susu come to pick him up, Qiuqiu thought melancholy.

As soon as he thought this way, he heard the roar of a wild beast in the distance, and the whole hell trembled twice. Fei Gu's expression froze, and he patted his head: "You two stay here." Firelight left.

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