You are not bullying me cute

For practitioners, hell is a mysterious existence even if they often come into contact with ghosts. They are only responsible for sending them away, and there is almost no chance of entering them.

After all, under normal circumstances, entering means death.

The leading group held a small meeting together, and everyone looked solemn.

Jian Yi said: "After observing for the past few days, I really didn't see any ghost messengers again. I think Xiaohong has noticed something and may have gone to hell."

There is no objection to the view that there is no other place that is unreachable except Hell.

Li Yuanshang said: "I tried all the methods to get to the underworld this morning, but none of them worked. I couldn't enter the underworld at all. I guess the underworld has been closed."

Yu Zisu's fingers were still tapping rhythmically on the table. Hearing this, he said, "Well, I'll go to the underworld tonight to have a look."

Everyone looked at him expectantly, no one asked him how to get there, since he said it, there must be a way.

Yu Zisu frowned: "Don't be too dependent on me, what to do, what to check." He glanced at the few people, "You guys reflect on yourself, are you too free, eh? How long has this problem existed? Yes, do you still need me to find out? I don’t have any vigilance at all?”

Everyone blushed, and lowered their heads in shame. They were indeed too dependent. When encountering major problems, they thought "Yu Shen will solve it anyway", so that they became more and more lax. This is not a good sign .

Yu Zisu stood up: "I'm going to catch the ball, I will come back from time to time, don't let me see the lazy scenes, and be careful when you are in love, don't put priority on the matter." He looked at Li Yuanshang , "Old Li, you have to take care of them too."

He also held back for a long time. He used to be able to relax when he had nothing to do, but he didn't bring up such a big loophole, which was too much.

Li Yuanshang was taken aback for a moment, then relieved, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, God Yu, I will definitely supervise them." He is old and conservative in thinking. Talking has no deterrent effect, the subordinate's left ear goes in and out of the right ear, and they respond on the surface, but after a while it's still the same, now that Yu Zisu speaks, it's more convenient to manage.

Jian Yi asked by the way: "You are not here at night, do you want to send Qiuqiu back?"

"Why did you send it back?" Yu Zisu asked strangely, "I took him to play together. Two days ago, I said I wanted to watch a horror movie. Now I just took him to watch the real version."

Audience: "..." Your date location is really interesting.

***

Since that day when he communicated with Yu Zisu, Qiuqiu has fallen into distress. He doesn't know how other people talk about love. There is an experienced person on a street who never shows affection in front of him. They also respect each other as guests, even older couples than eighty old couples.

And look at his younger brothers, all of them are innocent and ignorant of the world, they only think about playing, and the only mature one is Yu An'an, who has a crush on a little flower demon, and bullies each other like a junior high school student all day long, trying to attract the other's attention, causing the little flower demon I hate him more and more.

The textbooks I read in the past are also very empty at this time. I can’t remember how the characters in the book fall in love. I just feel that they have misunderstandings every day—the misunderstanding is resolved—kiss and hug, and the book is over. From this point of view, it seems to be no different from him and Yu Zisu.

Apart from being able to kiss deeply, before and after the confession are the same, Qiuqiu almost doubts that their relationship has not changed at all from before.

Thinking about it makes him very distressed, especially since he doesn't have anyone around him to give advice to. He is even more embarrassed to ask the adults on the street. His relationship with Yu Zisu has not been made public yet.

After much deliberation, Qiuqiu met a man on the way back to the dormitory at school——Luo Yunzhou, a mortal who witnessed their exchange of hearts that day.

After Yu Zisu dispelled the ghost energy from his body that day, he didn't modify his memory. He saw that this person had no evil intentions, and he was very knowledgeable, so he could make friends with him.

In all fairness, he hopes that Qiuqiu can get in touch with people more and be more lively and cheerful. Since Qiuqiu does not reject Luo Yunzhou, and the other party has a good temper, in this case, it is better to let him play with him.

It was Luo Yunzhou's first contact with the new world, and he was flattered that he was not kicked out, and he promised repeatedly that he would not leak it.

Qiuqiu happened to meet him within a few days, and it was also fate. He greeted him very happily: "Are you coming to school to take care of pure male college students again?"

This person must have experienced a lot of battles, rich experience and knows a hundred ways to fall in love.

Luo Yunzhou was also very happy to see him. Although he couldn't touch him, it was very pleasing to look at: "This time it's not a nurturing, but there are some projects that cooperate with the school. You don't understand it."

Qiuqiu nodded, and asked him what happened next: "How is your father?"

Jian Yi went to deal with the funeral of the glass bottle the next day. Logically, Luo Yunzhou's father committed a crime and needed to be handed over to the police. Looking at his big innocent eyes, Luo Yunzhou felt a little ashamed: "Cough...it's nothing. They stuffed money for relationships, and it’s over, alas, few people took seriously what happened 0 years ago.”

There was no surprise for Qiuqiu.

Human beings' ethics and social life have their own laws, and he can only keep things in his heart, but it is not easy to interfere.

He remembered Jian Yi's words, and told the other party: "You don't have to feel guilty, my brother said, that thing needs your father's energy and life to raise it, just like raising a kid. He took care of it very hard in the early years. It has consumed a lot of life energy, and now it is not raised there, it is easy to be backlashed, and it is estimated that it will not last long, do you think he is listless and aging a lot now?"

Jian Yi once told him that this world can be fair or unfair, karma and reincarnation have always had their own rules, the difference is only whether you can see it or not.

Luo Yunzhou: "...that's true, thank you for your comfort." Fortunately, he doesn't have a deep relationship with his father, and the other party is also to blame, otherwise Qiuqiu would probably be beaten.

Qiu Qiu glanced at his two men, Luo Yunzhou gave them a wink and asked them to step aside.

Only then did Qiuqiu bow her head and wring her hands, said shyly, "Well, I have something to ask you."

The state-secret level monster actually wanted to ask him something, Luo Yunzhou thought for a long time but didn't think what he would say: "You want to learn to make money?" Maybe it's not easy for them monsters to live in human society, and he only has money left to be better .

Qiuqiu: "...No, it's another problem." I worry about how to spend such a long number on the card every day.

Luo Yunzhou: "What is that? You also want to keep a pure male college student?"

Qiuqiu: "...not this one either!" There was no one left or right, and he had to say it anyway, "Well, I want to ask, how do you talk about love?"

Luo Yunzhou: "???" I really want him to get lost.

It's fine if you don't let yourself eat it, let him be an assist, and come here to show off? !

But judging by his appearance, monsters may be rather dull in this regard. Luo Yunzhou was at a loss for words for a while: "Actually, I'm not very good at this. It's been so long I can't remember."

Qiuqiu looked shocked.

Luo Yunzhou coughed dryly twice: "Let me think about it... When I was in school, I had boyfriends. They were all playing ball together, taking a shower, flying 0 planes, buying things for him, going to bed..."

Qiuqiu was even more shocked, and stammered, "Is this..."

Luo Yunzhou: "..." It's over, the Taoist priest seems to have said that he is underage, and he is not allowed to tell him things that are not suitable for children, and it is not allowed to tell dirty jokes.

He slapped his thigh: "I remember, I made it up. The normal routine is, eat, watch movies, and watch scary ones, so that you can hide in his arms." The world's best assists plaque.

Qiuqiu nodded in a daze.

Luo Yunzhou: "...I'll tell you when I think of other things." Seeing the other party's reaction, he must have said the wrong thing again.

Qiuqiu looked serious: "Okay, thank you, I understand!" He took out his mobile phone, "Can you tell me about your little penguin, I will call you if I have any questions!"

"That's fine." Luo Yunzhou also took out his mobile phone, very generously, "If you have any questions, just call me, I'll help you find out what the monsters talk about when I go back." He asked again, "Have you never met other monsters? ? Or do you monsters not fall in love, but only pay attention to mating and multiplying offspring?"

Goodbye, his beloved Bao Yangwen, he is going to fight in the supernatural zone.

Qiuqiu is shy: "They talked, but they won't talk to me in front of me, saying that the influence is not good."

Luo Yunzhou: "..." It's over, did he do something extraordinary?

***

Qiuqiu didn’t watch the horror movie because Yu Zisu said it was not good for the physical and mental health of young people, so he didn’t show it to him, so he could only go to Luo Yunzhou, what should he do in this situation, Luo Yunzhou was silent, and replied: “That, Kid, I think it's better for you to be an adult first, you are not looking for a boyfriend, but a father."

Qiuqiu was also silent, he saw the problem really thoroughly.

He had no choice but to put this problem behind him first, and his life continued as usual. After a few days, he also figured it out. There is nothing wrong with living a normal life like this. It never faded.

He and the little monsters waited obediently for Yu Zisu to pick them up for dinner, and then sent them home after dinner, Yu Zisu suddenly smiled and said to him: "Honey, didn't you want to watch a horror movie two days ago? "

Qiuqiu was stunned: "Aren't you not showing it?"

Yu Zisu said, "I'll take you to see something more exciting."

More, more exciting? !

Thinking of Luo Yunzhou's experience, Qiuqiu suddenly blushed.