You are not bullying me cute

Qiuqiu has lived a two-point and one-line life from home to kindergarten, and Jian Yi is responsible for transporting and cooking, except that Wu Qi brings a group of younger brothers to watch and praise him every day at school, there is nothing wrong with it.

He expressed his satisfaction.

Two or three days later, it will be Friday. Jian Yi told him in advance that he would take him out to play on weekends. He was so excited all day long that he even generously gave up the bottle of milk to Wu Qi. Wu Qi has been coveting his milk for a long time. .

"This must be the secret medicine for greatly increasing martial arts!" Wu Qi drank it devoutly, and the taste was not bad.

Then he was called a parent.

"Vice President Wu! You can't leave the child to your subordinates just because you're busy with work. He's getting bolder and even grabbing the ball!" Chu Rou was very angry. She saw Wu Qi drink it up with her own eyes. Milk.

Wu Qi, who was wronged, cried loudly: "I didn't snatch it, but my elder brother gave me the drink himself, which greatly improved my martial arts!"

Wu Ze: "...I have already banned his TV."

In the end, Qiuqiu tried his best to explain that he escaped.

The meal Jian Yi cooked today was extremely rich, with six dishes and one soup, he couldn't finish it. After the meal, there was also a small cake. Jian Yi also said that he would steam the apple puree for him to eat later.

Qiuqiu ran to turn on the TV, and sat down on the sofa with the cake in his arms, watching while eating.

The TV happened to stop on the news channel, and Qiuqiu was not interested, but the news that was being broadcast made him unable to tune the channel.

"According to reports, a tree in Little Star Kindergarten in Linze Giant Panda Breeding Base was struck by lightning during the storm on the 22nd. Unfortunately, a baby panda was playing on the tree..."

His death was being reported on the news.

Qiuqiu was stunned, the scene was indeed the base he was familiar with, the reporter was interviewing his familiar parents, they were crying for his death.

"As far as we know, this unfortunate juvenile panda is the 'Little Bear' Qiuqiu, who is loved by people all over the world..."

There were a few photos of black charcoal, which were said to be his charred body.

Jian Yi heard the sound, came out from the kitchen, and happened to meet the teary-eyed Qiuqiu.

"Woo..." The cake rolled on the ground, covered with cream, Qiuqiu wiped his eyes with his sleeve, "Why did I die..."

"This..." Jian Yi didn't expect to be seen by him, and she was crying so pitifully that her heart was about to break, so she hurried over to pick him up, "Qiuqiu doesn't cry, there is no way, so many people are staring at you. Looking at you, you can’t disappear suddenly, you can only create an excuse to deceive others, my dear, Qiuqiu is not dead yet, he just became a little monster.”

Qiuqiu cried until his shirt was crumpled. He didn't know why he was crying, but he felt that his heart was so tight that he had to cry a lot to vent it out.

Jian Yi hugged him and comforted him for a few minutes. Seeing his mood slowly calm down, he cleaned up the cream cakes that were all over the place: "The applesauce is ready, I'll go and see it first, Qiuqiu will watch cartoons, tomorrow Go out and have fun."

Qiuqiu nodded obediently, took a piece of paper to wake up his nose, and tuned to the children's channel he usually watched.

Yu Zisu got a headache when he saw this, a group of kids were arguing, and sooner or later his IQ would be lowered: "Change channel, change channel, change 28 channels."

Channel 28 is a military channel, and Qiuqiu is dizzy as if listening to a scripture, but Yu Zisu likes it.

Yu Zisu is not an autocratic god, nor does he treat Qiuqiu as an insignificant ant that can be crushed to death at any time. It is reasonable for them to divide their time watching TV evenly.

The main reason is that he thinks that Qiuqiu is quite fun, not as noisy as other children, he is obedient, soft, and cute.

And also adores himself!

Very satisfied.

Qiuqiu reluctantly said, "Now show me what you agreed to do."

Yu Zisu said: "If you check your phone, there must be more exciting ones. Those fans must be crazy after you die." He has researched the phone thoroughly in the past few days and found that this thing is amazing, so he passed this little Things, he almost has a general understanding of the world.

Qiuqiu took out his mobile phone, he can only make phone calls at present, those Weibo and WeChat are all originally downloaded, and the content is all filled by Yu Zisu.

Yu Zisu guided step by step: "You open Weibo, look at trending searches, there must be you."

Qiuqiu followed suit, and sure enough, the number one searched item was "Panda Qiuqiu", which has already exploded.

The news of his death was all over the place. Since there was a small tree in Reggio to testify, and tourists who left late said that the ball had never come down from the tree that day, cat fans could only accept this fact.

Clicking on the comments is even more exciting. Some wrote eulogies for him, some made memoirs, some didn’t want to believe it, some said why he was so stupid and was struck to death by lightning, some told him not to be so entangled in trees in his next life, the most Is to wish the next life well.

Qiuqiu burst into tears again, so many people love him and feel sad for him, but he can only pretend to be dead.

From then on, there is no internet celebrity little bear Jingqiuqiu, only the newly promoted little monster Bai Chu.

The world mourns.

Yu Zisu felt that the love for pandas in this world was crazy, and he couldn't understand it. In his world, no matter how cute they were, what was the point? The weak ones would still be killed.

How can it be like this place, because of its cuteness and scarcity, it has become a national treasure?

It's too pretentious.

It's a good thing that I don't have a physical body now, otherwise the world will go crazy when it sees his face.

Speaking of the body, he has not yet told Qiuqiu: "I knew where my body was two days ago."

Qiuqiu: "?!"

"It's under the ground of that meeting, and it was occupied by something." Yu Zisu said indifferently, "I guess that thing couldn't control my body, so it sealed it up with me. It's a pity, the real master has come , he won't be free for long."

His perfect body, the body that has been tempered to the highest level, how could it be possible for all things to be qualified!

"Then what should I do? Go grab it?" Qiuqiu's attention was diverted, if Susu found her body, she wouldn't need him...

"It's Susu." Yu Zisu corrected, "Don't be in a hurry, you are too young now, you have someone to follow you no matter what you do, and I'm not fully recovered yet. When he comes to us, I'll wait for the opportunity to strike."

"Hmm." Qiuqiu flicked his phone casually, "You have a body, are you going to leave?"

"Not necessarily." Yu Zisu said, "Looking at what happens after I get my body, I don't think I came to this world by stepping on the void, and I should go to the world I should go to by then."

Qiuqiu lowered his head: "Why is the apple puree not good?" She didn't want to talk to him at all.

"Ball ball."

can not hear.

"Ball ball."

Apple puree Apple puree Apple puree...

"Will you change your original shape?"

"What changed?" The idea was accidentally leaked, and Qiuqiu bit his lip angrily, not wanting to communicate with him.

"Where's your panda's original form, a little monster?" Yu Zisu smiled. At the beginning, Qiuqiu was affected by his spiritual power, and because of his own spiritual energy, he suddenly changed. Up to now, he still can't change his original form and human form.

"I won't..." Qiuqiu was confused, where did his panda body go?

Yu Zisu wanted to help him transform into his original form, touch his cat, and try petting a panda. Is one of the most extravagant things in the world really exciting?Immortal, but hearing the sound of "ping, ping, pong, pong" in the kitchen, knowing that Jian Yi has cooked apple puree, and not wanting to attract his attention, he put out the thought: "I will teach you later, you pinch your own face now."

Qiuqiu: "...???" Pinch your own face? !

He rarely interferes with Qiuqiu's body control except for eating, and he has never felt his touch. Seeing those people, monsters, and monsters eager to touch him, he immediately became interested.

Qiuqiu didn't want to, so he did it himself.

Warm and greasy like crisp, tender and smooth like fat, it really feels good to the touch!Presumably pandas feel better!

When he gets the body, Piao Piao will try it himself.

So Jian Yi came out with apple puree, and what he saw was the strange scene of "Touching the National Treasure".

He opened his mouth, swallowed "what are you doing", and only said: "Apple puree is good, come and eat it, Qiuqiu."

It's normal for a national treasure to have special hobbies, don't scare him...

Qiuqiu looks at him sadly, the body does not belong to him now.

"What's wrong?" Jian Yi asked.

It's all crispy and dry!

The three golden words "Yu Zisu" occupied the brain again.

"Yu Zisu..." He muttered aggrievedly, only to realize that he could move on his own, and ran to the table to sit obediently and wait for food.

"What? Taro crisps?" Jian Yi heard his mumbling, "Qiuqiu wants to eat taro cakes, so I'll go buy some taro cakes tomorrow."

Qiuqiu smiled with crooked eyebrows, showed a few small teeth, and said loudly, "Okay!"

Yu Zisu: "..."

This junior has no hope of cultivating immortality.