You are not bullying me cute

Qiuqiu woke up from the dream, covered in sweat, looked up to see when the air conditioner was turned off, maybe Jian Yi was afraid that he would catch a cold and came in and turned it off in the morning.

No wonder it's so hot, the whole body is soaked in sweat, sticky, especially the lower body.

He had a bad premonition, when he heard the sound of walking in the living room, it seemed that Jian Yi would not come in for the time being, so he hesitated for a moment, then sneaked his hand into his pants.

"Woo..." Actually...

He covered his face, unable to recover for a long time.

At that time, the summer vacation was coming to an end, he had just passed his 16th birthday, and he was in the third year of high school at the beginning of school. Nocturnal emission should be normal at this age, but...

But the reason why he has no sperm is because the object of his dream is Yu Zisu!

The dream was forgotten too quickly, and he couldn't remember the details as soon as he woke up. He only knew that Yu Zisu treated him like this in the dream, and then he...

This and that.

This is absolutely abnormal, he almost cried out.

There was a knock on the door outside the room, and Jian Yi was calling him: "Baby, are you up? Aren't you going out to play today?"

Qiuqiu responded with an "um", startled by his own crying.

Sure enough, Jian Yi heard him crying, and immediately rushed in without taking off his apron: "What's the matter? What are you crying for?"

Qiuqiu hurriedly moved her body, trying to cover the water, but the sharp-eyed Jian Yi had already seen it.

Jian Yi breathed a sigh of relief, walked over to hug him and comforted him gently: "Don't be afraid, baby, this is a normal physiological phenomenon, and boys have to experience it when they grow up."

"I, I know." Qiuqiu's face was flushed, and he didn't dare to take off his hands. "The teacher said in class..."

"That's fine, our baby has grown up." Jian Yi said with a smile, "Go wash up and eat, they should be waiting."

In order to celebrate his 16th birthday, his monster subordinates repeatedly told him to take him to a fun place today. It was already past eight o'clock, so they couldn't miss the appointment.

Qiuqiu put down his hands dejectedly, still retaining the habit of twisting together when he was a child, and said anxiously: "Well, brother Yi..."

Jian Yi was already walking towards the living room, but when he heard him calling, he stopped again, and turned around to ask: "What's wrong?"

Qiuqiu faltered and hawed for a long time without saying a word, so he waited patiently.

"Well, if, if, I'm like you, what should I do!" He finally mustered up the courage to say it, and he didn't even dare to look at the other party when he lowered his head.

"What?" Jian Yi didn't understand, "Same as me?"

"Yes, yes, I also like boys, what should I do..." His voice became smaller and smaller, and finally it was as small as a mosquito. If Jian Yi was not a cultivator, he would not have heard it at all.

a bolt from the blue.

Jian Yi didn't slow down for a long time: "Huh? I like it, boy?"

He stared at Qiuqiu's face, and suddenly felt a thousand emotions, but it was not very surprising...

Although he is already a teenager, Qiuqiu is not very different from when he was a child. He can be recognized at a glance. He has big moist eyes like black grapes, a white and tender bun face, a small pink mouth, and two small dimples. , not at all inferior to when he was a child, especially his voice has hardly experienced the hoarseness of the voice change period, it is still soft.

It perfectly interprets what is called "cute boy".

There seems to be nothing wrong with such a cute boy liking boys...

The little monsters who played with him were all boys, and when he thought about it, there were not many people of the same age and the opposite sex around him. In addition, in the two rounds, they were either gay or single young women.

Yu Shen doesn't know when he will come back. If he comes back and finds that Qiuqiu has been taught to be a gay man, he will be buried with him all over the street!

There is no doubt that the number one offender is himself.

Jian Yi fell into deep thought, Qiuqiu must have been confused for a while, and there is still time to correct it, so she sat back on the bed again and talked to him earnestly: "Baby, why do you have such thoughts?"

Because he dreamed about...

"I just feel like I like..."

Jian Yi coughed twice: "Is it because we are all homosexuals that gave you this illusion? Well, you are just confused in adolescence, don't be influenced by us, you need to communicate with girls more , Is there no particularly cute girl in your class? Is there no one who has a crush on you? Is there a girl who has a crush on you?"

Qiuqiu hesitated: "It seems that there are..." Some people have a good impression of him.

Jian Yi said: "That's right, get in touch with girls more, don't be with those boys all the time." He sighed, "If it's my problem, then Lucifer and I can only avoid it for a while. You give it to a normal family."

"It's not your problem!" Qiuqiu immediately replied, "It's fine as it is now." He also sighed, "I was just thinking wildly..."

Jian Yi patted his head, and wanted to say a few more words, when he heard Qiuqiu's cell phone ring, Qiuqiu crawled over to pick it up: "Hello?"

Wu Qi yelled over there: "Brother, are you okay? Where are we waiting for you?"

"I just woke up..." Qiuqiu hurriedly searched for clothes, "It's right at the gate of the community."

"Then hurry up." Wu Qi said, "I've already gone downstairs."

"En." Qiuqiu hung up the phone, jumped out of bed and went to wash.

Jian Yi sighed again, and began to have a headache about his puberty.

Qiuqiu quickly finished his meal and changed his clothes. Fortunately, everything was packed last night, and he could go with his bag on his back. Before he left, he ran to the window sill to have a look as usual. He was pleasantly surprised to find that Yu Zisu's body It has been soaked to look like normal, except that the size is still the same.

That day, Yu Zisu filled up the sky with his primordial spirit. Everyone thought that he had filled it up completely, and that he would not be able to recover after thousands of years. , Absorbed day and night, soon his primordial spirit will be able to return, when the filth in the body is also purified, he will be able to return to his prime.

After all, he is the supreme god who has obtained eternal life. The primordial spirit is immortal, and there is no death. As long as the primordial spirit leaves a little consciousness, it can be gradually completed.

And in these years, he occasionally woke up for a moment to talk to Qiuqiu, sometimes every few months, sometimes weeks, sometimes even days, Qiuqiu kept his selfishness and did not tell anyone.

Fortunately, he can wake up occasionally to give Qiuqiu hope, otherwise Qiuqiu's psychology will turn black.

Qiuqiu poked the small body in the spiritual ball on the opponent's face, which was like the skin of an ordinary person. He was overjoyed and shouted to Jian Yi: "Brother Yi, come and see!"

Jian Yi was secretly sending a message to Wu Qi, asking him to find two girls of the same age to play with, and asking him if Qiuqiu had a puppy love or something, but he hadn't waited for a reply, so he had to run over: "What?"

Qiuqiu shook his body in his hand, smiled openly, revealing two dimples: "Look, it's back to normal."

Sure enough, there were very obvious changes compared with yesterday, and Jian Yi was also very pleasantly surprised: "Really, it seems that Yu Shen will be back soon."

Qiuqiu nodded, his eyes glowed: "Then I'll go out first! Come back tonight and have a look! Maybe he's waiting for me!"

Looking at his cheerful back, Jian Yi began to worry again, looking at the miniature version of Yu Zisu: "When Yushen came back, seeing Qiuqiu falling in love with someone else, and no longer clinging to him, how sad it must be."

Then he walked out of the room, not noticing the slight fluctuation of the spirit ball.

Yu Zisu's eyes slowly opened.

What? !Qiuqiu fell in love early? !Can this be tolerated? !

***

Wu Qi and Wu Ze went downstairs together, and Wu Ze was responsible for sending them to their destination.

He received the news from Jian Yi, and fell into deep distress: "What should I do? Brother Yi asked me to find some girls to play with, where can I find girls? Is Chen Xinran a woman? And I asked my brother Is there any puppy love? How could my elder brother have puppy love!"

"What puppy love?" As a parent, Wu Ze is very sensitive, "By the way, you don't have puppy love at school, right? It's okay to have puppy love, just don't like ordinary people. Think about the life span gap between you. It's so sad to be old and dead. If you want to fall in love, you can find someone with a normal lifespan, that kind of cultivation is fine, but it's hard to find a female practitioner..."

"I know I don't have puppy love." Wu Qi was very annoyed by his nagging, "I don't like those girls."

Wu Ze had a question when he heard it: "You still don't like it? Then who do you like?"

Wu Qi had a proud face: "They are not as cute as my elder brother!"

Wu Ze: "?! You say it again?!"

Wu Qi said again: "They are not as cuter as my elder brother. I'm telling the truth. Dad, have you ever seen someone who is cuter than my elder brother?"

Wu Ze had seen the world anyway, not to mention the fact that the proportion of homosexuals in the workplace is also very large, so he took a deep breath to calm himself down and avoid domestic violence: "Son, you can't like your big brother, no matter how cute he is, he's still a boy!" The person behind him is so possessive, if he wakes up and knows...why the whole family be buried with him!

Wu Qi said: "Dad, why are you so conservative in your thinking? What's the age? I like men. What's wrong, big brother? Don't you all like him? Isn't it good to be a family? Do you still want to hug him?" Grandson?" He moved out the theory he read online, "Our family has no throne to inherit!"

Wu Ze was silent: "Son, have you forgotten that you are a tiger? After all, there is indeed a throne to inherit."

Wu Qi: "..." Go back to the forest and become the king of beasts?

Wu Ze said: "You went online to read some messy things again, and you came back at night and handed in your phone."

Wu Qi: "???"

***

After Qiuqiu left the house, he felt very happy when he thought of Yu Zisu's physical changes. He even started to jump when he walked.

"Huh?" He had already seen the little monsters waiting for him at the gate of the community, and just about to run over, it seemed that something hit his schoolbag, like a confused dragonfly accidentally bumping into it, so he slowed down and dragged the schoolbag into the Chest check.

Nothing, nothing dropped on the ground.

Maybe it was really a dragonfly, hit it and flew away.