You are not bullying me cute

In the dark night, a blue taxi was wandering aimlessly looking for customers, and soon the driver found the target—it was a woman standing on the side of the road waiting for something, with a beautiful figure outlined in a big red cheongsam, He couldn't help being attracted, rolled down the window and asked, "Beauty, do you want to get in the car?"

He noticed that the other party's hair was disheveled, as if he had experienced something.

Not like a good family boy, he thought disdainfully, ready to move.

The woman got into the car without saying a word and sat in the co-pilot.

Sure enough, she was not a serious person, the driver was secretly happy, and slowly touched her leg with his hand, still asking: "Where is the beauty going?"

Two cold words spit out from those red lips: "Hell."

The driver was taken aback, and smiled ambiguously: "I'm afraid it's heaven."

The woman tilted her head and looked at him: "There are still two years to live, but I am too courageous."

Flames started to burn around her, the driver's eyes widened, his mouth opened but he couldn't make a sound.

The flames quickly engulfed the entire vehicle, but the passers-by went their separate ways as if they hadn't seen it.

Everything returned to silence, the car remained the same, but the driver turned into a black shadow.

"Let's drive." The woman instructed, "It consumes too much, just take a few more passengers."

At the moment when the flame ignited, many people had a thought and looked in the same direction.

"Hellfire?"

It was just a matter of an instant, and it disappeared in an instant.

But it's enough to catch someone with a heart.

***

To celebrate Yu Zisu's return, Jian Yi cooked a table of dishes, everything in the water, the sea, the ground, the sky, everyone was very happy except Lucifer.

Chatting while eating, Yu Zisu suddenly remembered: "Catch my son..."

"Ahem!" Qiuqiu coughed vigorously.

He thought of the mother who was said to be the mother of a flower in the three thousand bases of the harem, and immediately changed his words: "What is the thing that catches the ball? I almost didn't find it, but I searched forcibly with spiritual power. You don't care about the supernatural bureau? "

His terrifying spiritual power left Jian Yi with lingering fears: "Well, it doesn't belong to our jurisdiction... To put it simply, her name is Fei Gu, and she is from the underworld—that's what we call hell now. But, she is a bit special, It sounds complicated."

"Let's keep it simple." Yu Zisu lowered his head, and while he wasn't paying attention, Qiuqiu secretly stuffed the uneaten vegetables for him into his bowl just now, and he went back to teach, "Eat, don't be picky eaters."

Qiuqiu had no choice but to chew bitterly.

"She drives a bus on weekdays, looking for people who are dying to get on the bus. Because she likes to gamble, she will throw dice for people to choose the way of death. It's a personal bad taste. If you are lucky, you can get it." You can live another 20 years, but there are almost no such lucky people. So we call that bus a 'gambling car', betting on life and death." Jian Yi paused, "Her ability is very special, Unless she is willing, no one can find her, and the same goes for people in the underworld. Of course, your abilities are different, and you can be said to be the only one in the world who can catch her."

Qiuqiu was startled: "Is that a ghost?"

"It doesn't count." Jian Yi said, "It's not so much a errand, it's better to say that she relies on this supplement, and helps the underworld to reduce work by the way."

"Then why did she arrest me?" Qiuqiu forgot to eat after listening to the horror stories, "Is my lifespan coming to an end?"

Jian Yi said: "Although only dying people can see that car, there are also accidents. For example, when she is in a bad mood, it is possible to catch a living person. You are a monster, and you can see the car at this time."

He had a serious face, but he couldn't scare the children: "So I usually teach you to be obedient and obedient. When an adult comes to pick you up, you just don't listen, causing trouble? There are too many unknown dangers in this world, and you can feel it when you step out of the street. , This is just a small lesson.” These adults will tell the children bedtime stories, he has no experience in this field, thinking that there is no shortage of people around Qiuqiu, and he will never encounter them, so he was negligent, “Said I haven't punished you yet, if the Great God didn't rush back, your life would have been gone long ago."

"Ah... still need to be punished..." Qiuqiu seldom made mistakes, hadn't been punished before, and stuttered, "Penalty, fine for what?"

Jian Yi asked the parents for their opinions: "What do you think?"

Yu Zisu was also very serious: "It is true that there is a penalty, the phone will be confiscated for one month, and an ancient poem must be memorized every day."

Qiuqiu: "..." I can understand confiscating the mobile phone, but I can't figure it out by memorizing ancient poems.

***

After Qiuqiu took a shower, he wrapped himself in a small towel to absorb the water on his body. He was afraid of falling and walked slowly. Seeing that Yu Zisu was still playing on the computer in the living room, he moved over and called him: "I'm done washing."

"Yeah." Yu Zisu responded casually, "Go to bed."

Qiuqiu sat beside him, squeezed his arm, it was as hard as a rock: "Is this your body?"

"That's right." He closed the computer, picked up Qiuqiu and walked to his room, "You still want me to carry you? You're getting better at acting like a baby."

Qiuqiu grabbed his sleeve and asked expectantly, "Can I sleep with you tonight?"

"Okay." Yu Zisu put him on the bed, Qiuqiu's bed was not small enough for him to lie on, "But I'm going to Xixin Mountain to get some things, I'm sorry in front of Jian Yi just now."

Qiuqiu: "?!" There is something in Xixin Mountain that can make him feel "sorry", "Are you going to steal a god?!" He was very impressed, Xixin Mountain buried many gods.

For a while, I thought about various usages such as picking and tonic, but I never thought that Yu Zisu was such a person.

"...Why am I stealing the corpse for ideological education?" Yu Zisu covered him with a quilt, very unpredictable, "You will know when I bring it back, don't tell Jian Yi."

Qiuqiu struggled for a while, and finally chose to stand on his side temporarily, and wait for him to come back to see what it was, and if it was Jian Yi who was sorry, he would file a complaint!

Yu Zisu quickly slipped away from the window. Although Qiuqiu was a little sleepy, but in order to wait for him to stay awake, he took out his mobile phone and browsed the forum. Today, Yu Zisu’s return to such a big formation must be basically known. There must be a bunch of people. Discuss his.

And Jian Yi asked for his opinion tonight, because he was in primary school, he could expose high-definition uncensored photos according to the national treasure's own opinions, and he authorized it without even thinking about it. Good things should be shared with everyone.

He sighed, the poor little cell phone will not belong to him within a month from tomorrow, and it will fall into the clutches of the devil.

And poor teammates.

In addition to the version rules, there are two new posts on the top of the forum.

The first person to post is "Qi Xiaomo of Ge Ge", and the format is very formal: Warmly celebrate the return of Yu Shen!

Theme: Don't panic about today's vision, it is Yushen waking up and returning, let us celebrate with warm applause!As the associate president of the China Branch of the Global Federation of Gods and Monsters, Yu Shen has been serving us conscientiously, especially in the work of chasing down the gluttons. He even suffered serious injuries and made great contributions to the daily safety of the national treasure. Under the leadership of Yushen, our future work will be smoother and better, and our days will be better and better!

It's so ridiculous, even elementary school students can't stand it!There are still people following up and replying and throwing flowers to celebrate!Also wrote very serious regression words?Won't your conscience ache!

He didn't notice that the surviving floors were quite disjointed.

Of course, this kind of unconscionable post should be closed, and he opened the second top post, which was posted by "Did Wu Ze cook for Feifei?": Hellfire reappears!Everyone must take care of their children!It was terrible!

The elementary school students who are already a little bit sensible think that these administrators are very unqualified. Why do they have to show their affection when they get their IDs?You must know that most people are still single, so it won't cause public outrage.

Lin Qing, who was caught among them, seemed extremely lonely.

Topic: Today my child got out of school early, did not wait for anyone to pick him up, and secretly went to play with the ball, and actually went!up!bet!car!If Yu Shen hadn't arrived in time, his life would have been lost! ! !Everyone, please take care of your children and don't run around! ! !Although the chance of such an accident is small, it does not exist!We also have blind spots!It's up to everyone to be careful, don't play tricks!Another: I have asked the child, and he said that Fei Gu didn't want their lives, but the other party found out that he was chanting in his heart!Knock on the blackboard!Generally, they will not embarrass us like Feigu, but!Don't make people taboo!Fei Gu is the most taboo about things related to Buddha, don't mention half a word in front of her, or you will die in a fancy way!I have severely punished children, and I hope everyone will learn from them.On the second floor, there is a brief introduction of Feigu.

The second floor is similar to Jian Yi's introduction, except that it describes how vicious it is, Qiuqiu doesn't care, and the following post is what makes his hair stand on end.

Third Floor: Cool Parkour Parkour: How did Brother Ze punish the child?The one in my house is too skinny, the punishment must be heavy, and I feel distressed, the punishment should be light and useless, ask for advice.

Fourth floor: Did Wu Ze cook for Feifei? Just one word: beat, hit like a dead man, no food after beating, face the wall and think about the mistakes, write a self-criticism, well, my method is rough, but it works.

Fifth Floor: Under the Sky: Brother Ze hurts his hand like that, I like to make up an illusion and put the child in it, let him experience what fear is, and promise to be obedient when he comes out.

Sixth floor: Mengmengmengmeng: let him have a nightmare and can't wake up.

Seventh floor: Someone in the small building last night: The nightmare upstairs is big?When did you have a child? !Are you not married yet? !

Eighth floor: Mengmengmengmeng: Oh, to educate my wife.

Sixth floor: The apprentice said: When writing math problems, don't leave the table until you finish writing.

……

Hundreds of floors, there is no topic of discussion, it is all parenting, and it is the kind that only talks about punishment!

Qiuqiu looked terrified, and tearfully wanted to find out if Lin Qing, who dotes on him the most brainlessly, could delete the post. This post was seen by Jian Yi and Yu Zisu. In comparison, he was accepted Memorizing ancient poems with a mobile phone is simply tickling.

He closed this post, and was attracted by a town building map in the previous post.

The town building is an ancient style picture, which depicts a woman in ancient costume flying in red, with waist-length black hair, wearing a bright red hairpin, a red flower tint on her forehead, eyes with autumn water, and cinnabar on her lips.

Very beautiful.

Topic: Since we are talking about Feigu tonight, I will open a post dedicated to 818 legends that are not under the jurisdiction.

Bewitched by the beauty, Qiuqiu clicks on the post, completely unaware that he has opened the door to a new world.