You are not bullying me cute

Qiuqiu's trip to the shopping mall went smoothly, he was not stopped by strange ghosts, it was fine if he had Jian Yi by his side, and Lucifer was even more powerful, and he wanted to watch the only panda demon with knowledge The little ghosts all ran away in fright.

Since the list has been almost completely rejected by Yu Zisu, Qiuqiu just went out for a day of shopping and bought a special shiny gold chain, a few sets of clothes, and a lot of snacks. Two adults each pushed a shopping cart, piled up. As high as a hill, the trunk of the car couldn't even fit in it, and some of it was put in the car. Qiuqiu sat next to the snacks, so happy that he was about to float.

Jian Yi doesn't really agree with people who give children food on the shelves. He thinks there are too many additives. Qiuqiu's snacks are basically made by himself, which are healthy and varied.

I bought these because Yu Zisu saw the advertisement every day...

They had dinner outside, and it was already night when they got home. Jian Yi tidied up the house, put the snacks in the refrigerator for the refrigerator, and the living room for the living room. The newly bought clothes are waiting for him to wash tomorrow, the gold chain... just Take it and play, as long as you don't swallow it, it's fine.

Ever since he knew that Yu Zisu was with him, Jian Yi stopped looking at Qiuqiu until he went to bed, and went back after doing all this, and led a fan who wanted to live in the opposite door to get a panda.

On Monday, Qiuqiu had to go to school again, he specially brought a box of 95% pure dark chocolate to Wu Qi, and returned his coffee candies that day.

Yu Zisu said that dark chocolate would not make you fat but also lose weight, which was just right for Wu Qi, so he chose this for him.

During the lunch break, Wu got up to play with him, and he gave the chocolate to him. Wu Qi was very excited, and kept asking him if it was the secret medicine that would greatly increase his martial arts.

He completely forgot his duty to be a monster, and the little spells he usually learned all cried out.

He was so dizzy and confused by the question, he asked him in turn: "What do you mean by giving me coffee candy that day?"

Ordinary coffee candy, there is no special feeling after eating it. He thought for a long time but couldn't figure out the meaning.

Maybe there is no meaning, but the other party was eating at the time, let him have one by the way...

"Ah, that candy?" Wu Qi unpacked the box with a few strokes, and his movements were very skillful, "Isn't it coffee candy, it can refresh people. I want you to calmly analyze the situation and deal with the changes calmly."

What he said was righteous and meaningful, and Qiuqiu was moved but also shocked: So Susu can see other people's thoughts? !

Yu Zisu: "...I was really talking nonsense at the time."

Qiuqiu: "Then you are very destined."

Although Yu Zisu also thinks so, but he already has enough predestined people, one Qiuqiu, one Jianyi, and it is very distressed to think about how to play Qiuqiu and what to eat every day, and if he is a martial arts fan, his head will explode. Can be considered a coincidence.

Wu Qi happily tore off a piece and put it in his mouth, his chubby face immediately wrinkled: "Brother, this... this..."

Qiuqiu asked worriedly: "Is it too bitter? I said buy sweet ones..." It was all because Susu insisted on buying this, and kept the sweet ones at home for myself to eat.

"This is really good medicine!" Wu Qi swallowed hard and his expression distorted several times before recovering, "'Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease', I understand, the more bitter the medicine, the better the effect! As expected of my elder brother! Brother, how much do I need to eat to reach your skill level?"

Qiuqiu: "..." Who can control him, he is hopeless.

Wu Qi ran back to his bed, Qiuqiu also took off his trousers and jacket to take a nap, but he didn't expect the other party to kill him back halfway, which startled him.

There are still water stains on Wu Qi's lips, it seems that he went back to drink water and swallowed: "Brother, are you going to Xixin Mountain next week?"

Qiuqiu nodded, not surprising, probably because he heard the conversation of his parents.

"I want to go too!" Wu Qi almost jumped up, but unfortunately his weight did not allow him to do that, "Brother, tell my dad to take me with you, they will listen to you, once you say it will work, I promise to be the most obedient little brother in history, I will serve you wholeheartedly, let me go east and never dare to go west!"

He was pitiful and pleading, and Qiuqiu almost softened his heart, but there was a ruthless god living inside him, and the god ruthlessly rejected him: "No, we don't take children, trouble."

Although it was expected, Wu Qi was still very sad, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "You are also a child, so much younger than me, why can you go..."

"I'm different." Qiuqiu said, "I have cheats."

Wu Qi: "..."

***

Coming home from school in the afternoon, Qiuqiu was sitting on the sofa watching TV, while waiting for dinner, Yu Zisu came out to play with his mobile phone, very harmonious.

The harmonious scene was broken by Yu Zisu's laughter: "What do you guys think? Why do you even get tens of millions of clicks on the video of you shitting?"

Qiuqiu: "???"

He hurriedly dropped the remote control and moved over. Yu Zisu was watching a collection of videos from birth to "death" summarized by cat fans for himself, as a memorial.

I never thought that even when I was a child, I had to shoot the solid-liquid excrement unconsciously secreted!There are still so many people watching!

Qiuqiu blushed and covered the screen with both hands: "I was young at the time, I was not sensible..."

He doesn't do those things now...

Yu Zisu slapped his hand away: "Well, I'm not laughing, isn't it just rolling and peeing all over hahahaha!"

"Woo..." Qiuqiu's eye sockets filled with water again, and he couldn't stop it, and couldn't grab him, he was also very desperate.

Seeing that he was about to make someone cry again, Yu Zisu stopped: "Don't watch this, just watch other things." He casually clicked on "Ball Competition", "What about this one?"

It's been a long time since Qiuqiu wiped his eyes and headed up, but he has the impression that it happened when his mother took them to rest, because the two little ones grew up without wanting to sleep, and the video was forcibly interpreted as a fight for favor, so they Pointing to Yu Zisu solemnly: "This is my mother Titi, and this is my brother Pipi. We were the first pair born last year, and also the first pair of twins."

I still know from my memorial post that "Pipiqiuqiu" was selected from the whole network, because my mother's name is Titi, which happens to be a homonym for "kicking the ball", and this pair of names is the most popular.

In contrast, the names chosen at random are particularly sad.

...What was his nickname?

Yu Zisu's expression was dignified, and Qiuqiu became nervous: "What's wrong?" Could there be something supernatural in the video?

Yu Zisu pointed to Titi and asked: "When you grow up, you will become like this, so big, so... strong?"

Qiuqiu nodded, feeling happy when he thought of this: "Yes, I should be able to grow big at the age of three."

Yu Zisu took a look at the mighty and majestic appearance of the adult panda Qiuqiu, and then compared the current cute little appearance, and suddenly shuddered.

It's so scary!

Then Qiuqiu turned into its original shape and was held in his arms and fiddled with.

Qiuqiu: "???" So how did he return to his original body, and he forgot to ask Yu Zisu to teach him.

Yu Zisu frowned: "It's too scary, it will grow so big, no, I want to fix it for you."

Qiuqiu: "?!"

He felt that his body grew bigger and smaller for a while, and even shrunk back to his infancy, and it took a long time for him to settle down.

"Okay, this is the best, your original shape will not grow in the future, thank me hahahahaha!"

Jian Yi who came out with the dishes was stunned, and without hesitation picked up the phone to take pictures.

Qiuqiu screamed "hmm" to indicate that he was crying, and climbed onto the glass coffee table to see his reflection, and he turned into a five-month-old.

Yu Zisu hugged him back very satisfied and ravaged him for a while before helping him change back.

Qiuqiu, who is not used to the original shape, has no resistance and can only bear the humiliation.

Qiuqiu broke away from him with tears in his eyes, and ran barefoot to Jian Yi's side without wearing shoes, and hugged his thigh: "Woo..."

Jian Yi calmly patted his head, and he was very grateful for Yu Zisu's actions to benefit the people all over the world.

Qiuqiu yelled loudly while sobbing: "Brother Yi, I want to eat taro cakes!"

Yu Zisu: "..." He was powerless to stop it, because the taro cake made by Jian Yi was quite delicious, and he wanted to eat it too.