You are not bullying me cute

Qiuqiujia’s table was a bit cramped for seven and a half people, but luckily it could be raised, and everyone worked hard for a while to expand the table to a newcomer.

Under the gaze of five pairs of eyes, Yu Zisu sat down calmly, Jian Yi silently added a pair of bowls and chopsticks for him, and he held up the chopsticks: "It depends on what I do, eat."

Who is in the mood to eat!

Qiuqiu hugged the bowl of mashed potatoes, and said quietly, "Your body hasn't brushed your teeth for many years."

Yu Zisu snapped the chopsticks in his hand.

"I haven't taken a bath either." Qiuqiu stirred and stirred in the bowl, stuffed a lump of paste into his mouth, and said inarticulately, "Who knows what eccentricity that person has."

Yu Zisu: "..."

"Using something that other people have used without washing it is no different from eating someone else's vomit."

Although what he said was wrong, Yu Zisu was successfully caught by the shock, and his familiar, perfect, and proud body instantly became awkward.

Maybe it's been too long since we separated...

"Look, you've disgusted them so much they can't even eat them." Qiuqiu sighed, making a final stab.

Yu Zisu glanced at the crowd, everyone bowed their heads in embarrassment to pick up food, one side was a national treasure, and the other side was a mysterious powerful man, it would be bad not to give either one face, so they could only pretend to be dead.

Qiuqiu stared at the plate of sweet and sour pork ribs in front of her, and said sadly to herself: "Oh, I can't bite."

"Crack!" Yu Zisu put down his chopsticks, "Deliberately not letting people eat properly?"

Qiuqiu looked at him aggrievedly, and the eyes immediately filled with water.

...It can only be said that this product is worthy of being a national treasure, and it can't lose its temper at all.

Yu Zisu resigned to his fate and walked to his small bedroom. After a while, Yuanshen floated out and got into the ball's brain.

Innocent eating crowd: "..." It's really an exciting scene for eating.

Then I saw Qiuqiu happily picked up the chopsticks and picked up all the vegetables, and all the dishes he couldn't reach flew into his bowl, and he even gnawed on the bones without any pressure.

Yu Zisu asked as he ate, "Then I borrow your body to eat your vomit?"

"I'm different." Qiuqiu replied seriously, "I brush my teeth and take a shower every day. I'm still a baby, so I'm relatively clean."

...that makes sense and cannot be refuted.

At the beginning, it was just to satisfy my appetite, but I didn't expect it to be used in turn.

Only Qiuqiu and Yu Zisu ate a solid meal. After eating, the contented Qiuqiu took Jian Yi's hand and jumped up and down to the kitchen to watch him bake small biscuits. Yu Zisu came out and occupied his children's chair : "If you have anything to ask, just tell me."

Several people looked at each other, and the last grey-haired old man hesitated to speak: "Dare to ask where this great power is practicing? Why have we never heard of it?"

"Before you ask me, please introduce yourself. What is your name and what do you do? I haven't had much contact with you." Yu Zisu said.

The old man looked embarrassed. He has old qualifications, and no one has been able to talk to him for a long time: "I am Li Yuanshang, the director of the Lingling Bureau."

Yu Zisu nodded, expressing his understanding: "Naturally, you have never seen me. I am a god from another world. I made a mistake in the crushing void and landed here. My body and Yuanshen were accidentally separated. I am temporarily living in your national treasure."

The alien god who crushed the void!

Everyone showed a look of shock in disbelief. This kind of situation only appeared in novels and myths. They had never encountered it before. Li Yuanshang's voice trembled, and his address was changed: "You said you are... from another world. God?"

Yu Zisu had long been accustomed to this kind of reverent gaze, and there was no trace of disturbance on the surface.

"Big brother!" Lin Qing was extremely excited, "Well, you are a god?! The kind that crushes the void?!"

Qiuqiu has a good impression of this girl, and even Yu Zisu has a good impression of her, so he reminded: "Ask something useful."

"Okay boss! That one!" Lin Qing hadn't managed to organize his words yet, "You won't hurt our ball, will you? Will it affect him if you live in him?"

"No, no." This one seems to be a die-hard fan, so he kindly explained, "Why should I hurt him? I practice the orthodox way of heaven, and in your terms it is 'Take everything as a straw dog '." He has been cultivating an extremely upright way since he was a child, and he has never gone astray, and he disdains such things as taking homes, "Not only will I not harm him, but I also help him eat every day, warm milk, Playing with mobile phones, but also learning for him!"

Think about it, it is really a perfect nanny.

This boss is not only useful, but also educated, and he can even "take everything as a humble dog"!

"Thank you big brother for taking care of our ball!" Lin Qing was excited, "Then stay a little longer and study hard! Stay until you graduate from college!"

Yu Zisu: "...Don't call me a boss, call me a master."

"Good master!" Lin Qing changed his words from good to good, "Master still has a question, Taowu—the one who took your body, where did he go? We want to catch him."

Yu Zisu raised his eyebrows: "You? Five? Want to catch him?"

Lin Qing was worried: "No, can't it?"

"According to my judgment of fighting against him, you can't beat him together." Yu Zisu pointed out ruthlessly, "It's a pity that I have not recovered from my serious injury and let him escape. I don't know where he escaped." Afraid of damaging his invincible image , he added, "After I recover from my injury, I can deal with him."

Lin Qing desperately nodded to show his submission, and wanted to ask something more, when he heard a cold voice interject: "I have a question."

Hearing this, Yu Zisu looked over, and saw another young man he didn't know, about 20 years old, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, gentle and gentle, seeing Yu Zisu saw him, he asked directly: "Gaowu He has been sleeping for hundreds of years. As far as I know, he was like this before he fell asleep. Your Excellency lives in the body of the national treasure, which means that you have not been here for a long time. How dare you ask how the Taowu took your body? Can I doubt your identity? and the history?"

"Swish, swish, swish" all eyes immediately turned to him, and there was no sound for a while.

Yu Zisu said with a blank face, "Introduce yourself." His voice turned tens of degrees cold.

He usually disdains to show the face of the younger generation, but this one is too rude and arrogant.

Oh, dare to act aggressive in front of him.I don't know if he hates this the most? !

The young man pushed his glasses, the lenses flickered slightly: "I'm Du Jian, deputy director of the Supernatural Bureau."

"It's the separation caused by time and space." Yu Zisu briefly explained, but kept his eyes on Lin Qing, "They are all bureau chiefs, deputy bureau chiefs, etc. Your status is not low, right?"

Lin Qing was flattered: "I am the deputy bureau of the Monster Bureau..."

"You are a monster." Yu Zisu changed his face instantly, and smiled, "Our Qiuqiu is too, what kind of monster are you?"

"Ginkgo demon!" Lin Qing said, afraid that he had never seen one from another world, "The ones that can live for a long time, the ones with small golden fan-shaped leaves..."

Yu Zisu nodded to indicate that he knew: "You have lived for a long time, how old are you?"

Lin Qing lowered her head in embarrassment: "...I can't remember clearly, maybe two or three thousand years old..." It's not her who is an old leftover girl, she is too respected to find a partner.

Yu Zisu said "oh", "I'm still a little girl."

Lin Qing was so moved that tears filled her eyes, how many years, how many years no one has called her a little girl!This great god is simply deeply rooted in the hearts of the people!Have a date yet!

Yu Zisu glanced at the people sitting at the table: "Are you done asking? It's my turn."

Everyone tensed up.

Qiuqiu happily walked out of the kitchen with a small glass bowl in his arms. He walked very carefully for fear that the contents of the bowl would spill out. He walked to his seat and was hugged tacitly by Yu Zisu before he could reach out. Putting it on the chair, he put the bowl on the table, which was full of cranberry matcha cookies. He grabbed a piece and put it in his mouth and slowly ground it with his deciduous teeth, acting as a molar biscuit. Everyone looked at him , I was embarrassed to eat it again: "Brother Yi baked a lot, let me taste it first, and I can eat it for you later."

"You eat yours." Yu Zisu said, floating on his head, not paying much attention to this little episode, "Go on, it's my turn to ask, where is the purest place in your place? The most abundant aura? I want to purify me body of."

A group of leaders were ready to reveal the secrets of history. If they didn’t want to ask this question, Gu was taken aback, but Wu Ze reacted quickly: “It’s Xixin Mountain. It’s the gathering place for our local immortals. It’s the purest and free from pollution.”

"Will meet your local gods?" Yu Zisu became interested.

Wu Ze vaguely said: "I don't know, they have regular meetings..."

"That's fine." Yu Zisu decided, "I'll go to Xixin Mountain to release my body after I rest in a few days. Do you have a map?"

"I'll take you there!" Wu Zelinqing and Qi Mo said at the same time, and then looked at each other.

"Tsk, so active." Yu Zisu sneered, without pointing it out, "Let's go together."

"I want to go too!" Qiuqiu volunteered, he understood that Yu Zisu was going to wash his body, "I also want to go out and play."

"Qiuqiu is good." Lin Qing coaxed her lovingly, "We are going to do business, so we can take Qiuqiu out to play when we get back, okay?"

"Susu..." Qiuqiu turned eagerly to Yu Zisu.

"Take it." Yu Zisu said, "otherwise where would I live?"

"But, he's too young..." Li Yuanshang wondered, "Too dangerous..."

"Small and small, I'll see, it's decided." Yu Zisu said authoritarianly, "It's a monster and not a human child."

His cultivation process is inseparable from experience and adventurous encounters. He believes that if he wants to improve, he must gain knowledge, and if he wants to become a powerful monster, he must start from a young age.

Qiuqiu cheered, wishing he could kiss him.

Wait until he has washed his body before awarding him the honor of "National Treasure's First Bite".