You are not bullying me cute

Yu Zisu has been away for tens of thousands of years, and there have been many reincarnations in this world. There are very few people left who have experienced his era, but his popularity has not decreased but increased. His portraits and deeds are widely circulated, It became more and more mysterious, and people later lamented that they were not born earlier to see the demeanor of the Supreme God.

But now he is back!

Everyone felt unbelievable, logically speaking, becoming the Supreme God, Yu Zisu would travel to other worlds, this basic world is no longer useful to him, why would he come back?

And I heard that he didn't come back alone, there was obviously a figure beside him that day, according to the gods who were lucky enough to be present, he was an extremely cute and beautiful boy.

There is no concept of same-sex love in this world, and they don't know who that young man is. Yu Zisu has never allowed anyone around him, not even accepting an apprentice, so how could he bring someone back after going out?

...it's getting more and more incomprehensible.

Yu Zisu was welcomed back to the heaven by the gods, still maintaining his aloof attitude, when he arrived at his mansion, he waved them away, leaving only his old friends to go in with him, talking while walking.

Surrounded by so many strangers, Qiuqiu is holding on to Yu Zisu's sleeve pitifully, while timidly sizing up the crowd of followers, seeing their gazes of obsession or admiration, many of them stare at him with envy——Yu Zisu Su has been holding him in his arms, obviously protecting him, and now he believes that Yu Zisu's memory is not fake, and he is indeed an idol of the whole people.

Yu Zisu's mansion is naturally also extremely gorgeous, with pavilions, pavilions, pools, waterside pavilions, flowers, birds, insects, fish, birds and animals, everything is missing. It can be seen that the owner is very enjoyment. He has kept it as it is and has become a famous tourist attraction. The former residence, of course, can only be visited on the outside. In order to prevent people from sneaking in and doing wrong things, the Emperor of Heaven personally set up an enchantment and sent heavy troops to guard it.

Yu Zisu asked: "Why are you the only one? Those two are finally willing to get married and live together?"

The accompanying person sneered: "If I can really do that, I will worship the heaven and the earth. You don't know, after tossing and tossing, now both of them have gone to the lower realm to experience the calamity of love."

Yu Zisu asked with great interest, "How?"

The man looked proud: "Since you want to experience calamity, you should do it well. I arranged for them ten lifetimes of love calamity. Every lifetime is extremely miserable. If you don't live ten lifetimes, you won't be able to come back. And when you come back, you will keep the memory of ten lifetimes."

"Then it will be even worse when you come back!" Yu Zisu couldn't help laughing, "Is this the resentment of you as a single dog?"

"What?" The other party frowned, but he didn't understand, and his intuition told him that it was not a good word.

"It's nothing." Yu Zisu looked at him meaningfully, "You're not too old..."

Qiuqiu was so fascinated by it that he didn't even bother to enjoy the novelty of the garden until he heard the man ask, "Why did you bring someone back?"

Only then did he look directly into the other person's eyes, that person was staring at him all the way, thinking that this was Yu Zisu's good friend, he was extremely nervous, not knowing how to react, so he smiled shyly, and then lowered his thick eyelashes , covering a pair of black and bright eyes.

The other party was obviously taken aback.

Yu Zisu smiled and said: "This is my Taoist companion, of course I have to bring it back to see where I used to live."

Qiuqiu recognized this person as the Emperor of Heaven in Yu Zisu's memory, so he said hello obediently: "Hello, Emperor of Heaven." After speaking, he moved closer to Yu Zisu, looking extremely shy.

The Emperor of Heaven was stunned. He pointed at Qiuqiu without hesitation for a long while, and stammered towards Yu Zisu: "Isn't he a man?! This is not in line with common sense!"

Yu Zisu said: "Although the heaven and the earth pay attention to the harmony of yin and yang, the matter of the Taoist couple is about the word 'love'. The so-called love does not have so many constraints. Although he is a man, he is the one I love, so what? Is it unreasonable? I learned this point when I went out this time, and I finally broke through the last tribulation."

The Emperor of Heaven saw that his aura had indeed risen to a higher level than before, and he was convinced, but he didn't quite understand what he said, so he sincerely asked, "What have you learned?"

Yu Zisu smiled unfathomably, and only spit out two words: "Trouble base."

Heavenly Emperor: "???"

***

The speed of gossip in the heavenly world spreads faster than modern technology. After the emperor left for a while, everyone knew about it.

Yu Zisu went out for a trip and brought back his Taoist companion!What's even more shocking is that his Taoist companion is a man!

Back then, Yu Zisu didn't even look for a double cultivation partner, so he liked men!

As a national idol, Yu Zisu is right in everything he says, and in everything he does. Since an idol says you can like the same sex, then you can like the same sex.

For a while, all the interfaces opened the door to a new world. If you don’t find a gay friend, you will be embarrassed to say that you are in a relationship. The heterosexuality has been severely damaged. It is Yu Zisu who speaks appropriately before everyone stops.

Due to occupying Yu Zisu, Qiuqiu has become a public enemy of the whole people. He is surrounded by people from all walks of life and cannot leave Yu Zisu for half a step. He is weak and innocent as he cannot bear such a blow, so he can only stay at home quietly. Naturally, Yu Zisu is with him At the same time, he didn't even show his face, which made the crowd hate Qiuqiu even more.

It's not that Qiuqiu has nothing to do, but he is very busy. As the first person in the world to disturb the foundation, he has a very heavy burden on his shoulders - he wants to write a great book on science education to explain how to stir the foundation of science.

That's why he and Yu Zisu stayed in the room all day to draw the Longyang 180 eight-style map, and they also thoughtfully accompanied the text notes.

In order to ensure the practicality of these poses, they have to practice them before painting them, which can be described as very hard work.

On the day when this masterpiece was completed, Qiuqiu heard that those two people had come back from the disaster.

As early as a long time ago, he scratched his head and wanted to know the follow-up of Ling Xiao and Qing Qi, but he didn't expect that until he came here, they didn't end yet, and he had never seen such a boring TV series, like a lengthy TV series. There are some interests, but the middle is too procrastinated, and he wants to give up after chasing for so long.

When this news reached Qiuqiu’s ears, he was playing in the Bixin Pond in his original form. A dozen waterfowl playing in the pool thought they were balls and tossed them around with their beaks. At first, he had the good intention to play with them. He didn't resist, but those birds' beaks were too sharp, and they pecked at his fur viciously, causing him pain all over his body. He cried and climbed ashore to look for Yu Zisu, and the waterfowl chased after him.

Qiuqiu sat in the gazebo and warmed himself by the fire, wet all over, because he was too sad, the whole bear also cried wetly: "They bully the newcomers..."

Yu Zisu was very happy watching, and wiped his hair with a towel while laughing: "Slap him and bully him back, I don't feel bad if you slap him to death."

Qiuqiu's eyes widened: "What are you talking about? I'm so small, how could I beat those big birds!" He raised a paw, "Touch it, how can you shoot it?"

Yu Zisu pinched and pinched his soft little paws: "Then what should we do? We can't let them bully our poor little one."

Qiuqiu asked: "Are you enlightened?"

Yu Zisu understood: "No, it just looks good."

He went to catch one that looked fleshy, plucked its gorgeous and dazzling hair mercilessly, skillfully cleaned out its internal organs, washed it, skewered it on a stick and roasted it on the fire.

The two of them waited eagerly for it to be cooked.

While it was roasting, Yu Zisu received a voice transmission from the Heavenly Emperor, and the two heard that he had brought his Taoist companions back, and they were rushing towards him. They wanted to see something new, so they asked Qiu Qiu if he wanted to see them. There is only a roasted bird, and he shook his head and refused: "Take care of my bird."

Yu Zisu went to stop people from sharing the food.

After Yu Zisu left, Qiuqiu shook his body to dry all the water, and deftly flipped the roasting stick with his paws, when he suddenly heard a woman's voice behind him in surprise: "What is this?"

Qiuqiu turned around and sat on the ground, and recognized this beautiful woman as Qing Qi, because they were all bears, he had a good impression of Qing Qi, so he said: "Roasted bird, do you want to eat?"

"Of course I want to eat." Qing Qi tore off a wing casually, squatted in front of Qiuqiu to stare at him, and grabbed the flesh of his neck with the other hand to lift him up for a closer look, "I'm asking you What? It looks like this? Dyed?"

There are no pandas in this world.

"Ah—" Qiuqiu let out a mournful cry. He likes to eat wings the most. Normally, he eats two wings and one leg for a chicken or bird, and Yu Zisu eats the other leg and others. Although he was willing to invite Qing Qi to eat, how could she tear it up without her own consent, and what's more, she didn't even say thank you.

And, lifted himself up, so rude!

Qiuqiu was very angry, his impression of Qingqi was greatly reduced, he struggled to escape from her clutches, and immediately announced his identity angrily: "I am Yu Zisu's Taoist companion."

"You are his Taoist companion?!" Qing Qi was so frightened that her wings almost fell off. She sneaked in by following the scent. She didn't expect to see such a strange scene as a black and white beast turning over a roasted bird. She thought it was a thief, " What are you?"

Qiuqiu looked at the wing in her hand and said, "This is my original form." A large piece of roasted oily skin was torn off from that wing, and there was a thin layer of meat under the skin. This part is the most delicious. It is fragrant and not greasy.

Seeing his bear-like appearance, Qing Qi felt very cordial: "Are you a bear too? I haven't seen it yet."

Qiuqiu said, "Yes, it's a panda."

Qing Qi said: "What a coincidence, I am also a bear." She looked left and right, enviously said, "Everyone is a bear, why do you look so different, you are so cute!" She transformed into a baby bear , just a little black bear, "This is what I looked like when I was young, isn't it similar?"

"The secret of our ancestors." Qiu Qiu said, "We pandas didn't look like this before, we were very fierce. Later, the more cute we got in society, the more acceptable we were. We evolved only after adapting to the environment." He looked at Qing Qi's original form. , heaved a sigh, "It's still a lot worse, the same as before evolution, do you want to evolve? After evolution, no matter how long it is, it will still be cute."

Qing Qi's eyes lit up: "Really? I want it!"

Qiuqiu nodded: "Really. Older pandas are very popular in our place."

Qing Qi excitedly held his paw: "Please teach me how to evolve!"

Qiuqiu said embarrassingly: "You give me the wings and I will teach you."

Qing Qi stuffed the wings into his mouth.

Qiuqiu: "..." That's too rude!

He gnawed the wings slowly: "In my opinion, your problem is that your eye makeup is wrong."

"Eye makeup?"

Qiuqiu covered one eye with his paw: "Can you see it? Are my eyes surrounded by black? This is eye makeup, painted on to make the eyes bigger."

Qing Qi was surprised to find that it was true, the panda's eyes were actually as big as her own, but with the eye makeup, it seemed to be magnified many times, and it suddenly appeared that the eyes were big and the face was small, which was very cute.

Qiuqiu continued: "Eye makeup is the biggest difference, and the color on your body is too monotonous. You see, I have black and white, and the contrast between black and white makes it stand out."

The difference between these two is not only in the color, whether it is the head, ears, or body, the panda cubs are more rounded, while the black bear cubs are more pointed, with a big head and a small body, they look like beasts at first glance, while panda cubs... doll.

But Qiuqiu was too serious, his own appearance was just there, it seemed that what he said was not bad at all, convincing, Qingqi really believed his words.

Qiuqiu said seriously: "So I'm going to give you some eye makeup, don't be afraid, I'm a famous beauty blogger with hundreds of years of experience in live broadcasting."

He took out a brush and a can of white paint: "Because you are black, you have to paint white eye makeup, do you agree?"

Qing Qi didn't mean to disagree, so she nodded quickly.

Qiuqiu asked her to close her eyes, and drew carefully: "Is it okay to make it round? Do you want to draw it into a star shape or something?"

Qing Qi said: "Okay."

So Qiuqiu drew her eyes as two white five-pointed stars: "This is the star eye, the most popular one in our place."

Qing Qi opened her eyes, extremely excited: "Is it cute?"

Qiuqiu smiled sweetly: "Cute."

Qing Qi said happily: "Show them."

As soon as she finished speaking, Yu Zisu and others arrived in the pavilion. The Emperor of Heaven was still talking to Yu Zisu: "Is she here to peek at your Taoist companion? You don't like it either, your Taoist companion is so soft, how can you be bullied by her... ..."

Yu Zisu picked up Qiuqiu and touched the grease stain on his mouth: "Is it delicious to steal? Don't wait for me." Then he looked at Qingqi, "Who let you in... Pfft."

Tiandi and Lingxiao laughed so hard that they couldn't speak for a long time while pointing at Qing Qi: "You are, you are..."

Qing Qi asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

Her white star eyes are extremely funny, and they are particularly eye-catching on a face of black hair.

Yu Zisu pinched Qiuqiu's claws, and sent a voice transmission to him: "Little villain, did she bully you?" He knew that Qiuqiu had a temperament of not offending me and not offending others, so he would tease Qing Qi that the other party must have provoked him. .

Qiuqiu replied dissatisfied: "She took my wings casually." Then she told him what happened, but she was afraid that Yu Zisu would be unhappy with her old friends, so she covered up the other party's grabbing her.

Fortunately, it's not a big deal, Yu Zisu was relieved.

Qing Qi had already appeared in the mirror to look at her, silently painted off her eye makeup, turned into a human form and stared at Qiuqiu, but Qiuqiu was full of grievances: "I'm really sorry, Sister Qingqi, Susu said you don't like eye makeup here, I'm sorry , it’s all my fault that I didn’t figure out the customs..."

He twisted his body and hid in Yu Zisu's arms without daring to lift his head, he seemed embarrassed, his voice was weak and helpless, with a sense of pity and apology. Du said: "It's nothing, you are also kind."

Qiuqiu said gratefully, "Thank you, Sister Qingqi."

The two bears did not know each other, and they got along very harmoniously afterwards.

The author has something to say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, belated, happy every day.