You are not bullying me cute

According to Yu Zisu's pickiness and Qiuqiu's hairiness, it may not be a decade without getting married.

While still arguing about the setting of the scene, a news that has been brewing for a long time broke the tranquility of their lives.

Shocking news that shocked the world!After the continuous efforts and hard work of the scientific research team of the gods and monsters, they finally worked out the method of male and female!

The result of the research is a potion. After a man drinks this potion, an organ similar to a uterus will temporarily grow in his body, and he will have a complete reproductive system. The survival of the sperm is a new life. After giving birth to a child, the reproductive system will disappear and the body will return to normal.

In order to prevent people from using medicine to make a fuss about buying and selling people, each person can only take it twice at most, and if you have a child twice, the third time will have no effect.

It's just because it is the research result of the gods and monsters world, so the egg will be born.

The eggs are very small, suitable for men to produce. The eggs after production are not considered finished products, because they are too small, and they need to go through a long period of incubation to hatch their children. A channel to have children.

However, because this method is relatively magical, it can only be practiced in the world of gods and monsters, and ordinary humans cannot do it yet.

Due to the preciousness of medicines and the high cost of development, not everyone can buy them. Even so, gays all over the world who like children are very happy, after all, they see hope.

Many people immediately thought that Qiuqiu could give birth to panda cubs, and they privately messaged him to ask him to give birth to babies quickly. When Qiuqiu went out for a while, some passers-by asked him if he would give birth and when he would give birth, and they were too scared to go out. If you go out, you should also avoid running into acquaintances.

Qiuqiu directly denies this kind of question, so he doesn't want to have a baby. He is still a baby, and he just wants to live a two-person world with Yu Zisu.

But to escape from reality, the last online game was also besieged, and countless people captured the forum, hoping that he could give birth to one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, which would spread all over the world, and everyone would have one.

Qiuqiu patiently said over and over again that he would not have children, but those people not only refused to listen, they even exploded at once, and even began to scold him for being ignorant and treating himself like a green onion, what is the use of not having pandas.

Qiuqiu was trembling with anger, it was too much, it was too much to treat him as a reproductive machine without bear power!

He stared at those words and didn't know how to curse to relieve his anger. It was better for Yu Zisu to be decisive and abuse his authority to block those people's IP addresses and delete posts one by one.

This is more effective for keyboard warriors.

Although he couldn't see anything anymore, Qiuqiu was still angry for a while before he recovered, and continued to worry about his own important affairs.

Believe that there are only a few people who are malicious, and most people are friendly.

But Jian Yi excitedly came to him again: "Baby! I found the team that made the potion!"

Qiuqiu stared round and twisted his neck: "I don't..."

"No, no, no." Jian Yi hurriedly explained, "I didn't want you to have a baby, but I wanted to have a baby."

Qiuqiu: "???"

Jian Yi's face was radiant, with stars in his eyes: "I and Phil... both want it!"

It was the first time for Qiuqiu to see him so youthful like a student, and he was stunned: "That, that, that's life."

"It's not that you can give birth if you want to." Jian Yi stood next to him expectantly, making his face blush, "Actually, we have been asking that team if we can add some genes."

Qiuqiu was puzzled: "Add some genes?"

"Yes. We want to add some other genes to the baby."

Qiuqiu stared blankly at his expectant gaze, and stammered for a while: "You, you, you, don't you want my genes?"

"Baby is so smart!" Jian Yi was ecstatic, squeezed his tender face, and explained a lot to him. Even if Qiuqiu had a professional foundation, he was still dizzy. Finally, he concluded, "In this way, I can give birth to a baby panda demon." !"

His life dream!finally!

Qiuqiu: "=0=..." He pinched his clothes uneasily, "Isn't that my child..."

"No, no." Jian Yi hurriedly explained, "It's just that it will mutate into a panda demon." He lowered his head, looking like he was about to cry, "Since Yu Shen came back, you seldom even talked to me, Do you know how much my heart hurts? My sweet little padded jacket is going away from me..."

Although the acting skills are clumsy, Qiuqiu still feels very guilty, and struggles: Although you want to raise a baby, I will be jealous, but I don’t object to it... I just have to ask Susu. "

Yu Zisu had no interest in Jian Yisheng's baby, but he said, "You want to add Qiuqiu? All right, then add some of mine by the way."

Jian Yi: "???" He politely refused, "I just want a baby panda."

Yu Zisu said: "By the way, add some of my benefits."

No!Big loss!

Jian Yi couldn't help but scold him: "Do you have any genes?"

Yu Zisu said: "Genius gene, don't you want your child to become a genius? It can be regarded as my nephew, too stupid."

Jian Yi: "..." No, they don't need any geniuses, they just want an ordinary and well-behaved baby to live in peace and stability.

Who knows if adding Yu Zisu's gene will mutate into a neurobaby!

However, a compromise was made in the end. Qiuqiu didn't understand it very well, so he listened to Yu Zisu, and Yu Zisu would never allow himself to be excluded, so Jian Yi could only give in.

Lucifer was worried that Jian Yi's mortal body would have problems giving birth, and he would have to wait until he ascended to a fairy and had a stable fairy body before proceeding, so he made a reservation with Qiuqiu.

Lucifer's mood was complicated, the other families suffered from bitterness and hatred, only their family was so happy that they could wait for a litter to be born in a second.

Although he also really wants to have a baby panda that he can masturbate to his heart's content.

***

Qiuqiu and Yu Zisu had been excited about their wedding for a while, and the freshness had passed. It was so troublesome and delicate, so they found a world-renowned designer who was also an insider.

The designer is very happy to design a wedding for these two, and brought the team over to listen to their opinions first: "Would you like Western style or Chinese style?"

Yu Zisu said, "Of course it's Chinese."

Qiuqiu said: "But the western style is also good-looking."

The designer thought they were going to argue, but Yu Zisu said: "Do both."

Qiuqiu: "Yes, all of them."

Designer: "..." He asked again, "What do you think about it?"

Qiuqiu happily showed him the results of their research during this period: "We want to build a city in the sky, use clouds as palaces, and decorate with stars and moons..."

The theme of the moon and stars is normal, but the previous one... the designer said: "Use clouds to make..."

Qiuqiu said: "My husband built this, you can design it."

Yu Zisu was successfully pleased: "Well, I will."

The designer accepts their first draft: "That's what you ask for, right? Okay, I'll make changes for you when I'm done."

The designer dared not be careless, and it took three months to show them the results, including the dress ring.

The two were lost in thought.

Qiuqiu said, "Can I add two little flowers to my clothes?"

Designer: "...is it okay to have dark lines?"

I really don't understand the thinking of you young male bears.

"Alright then..." Qiuqiu reluctantly agreed.

Yu Zisu said: "The ring should be simple."

The designer said: "But Qiuqiu wants to be complicated..."

Yu Zisu said: "That's complicated but concise."

What was that like!

Qiuqiu comforted him: "Don't worry, take your time and change it when you feel inspired. Anyway, I'm afraid of getting married."

Designer: "..." I'm afraid it won't be done in 100 years!

He found that these two people were really not in a hurry, so he regarded their works as if they were working in their lifetimes, and they were usually busy with other things, and when they got inspired, they would change their works, and the effect would be better without pressure.

I never expected that the designer's idea would come to fruition. After a full 100 years of delay, Qiuqiu reluctantly said: "Let's do it like this..."

The designer burst into tears, like a new student.

Thanks to his long life.

Qiuqiu became famous again because of his grinding.

I heard that there was a monster who procrastinated so badly that he even delayed his wedding for 100 years.

As a monster over 100 years old, Qiuqiu is still young. His cultivation base is getting higher and higher, and he can control his fangs by himself. However...his initial form...is becoming more and more powerful and majestic.

Age and initial body shape have become a big taboo for Qiuqiu, although no one else has seen his initial body shape except Yu Zisu.

However, Qiuqiu was very touched. After seeing his fierce and terrifying appearance, he still fell in love with him calmly. Yu Zisu could be said to be true love.

After so long, they are finally getting married.

The ring is a material provided by Yu Zisu. It is a pair of strange stones of unknown material. The appearance is crystal clear and shining. It makes people love it when they see it. It is not very useful for one person to hold it. Two people hold it separately, but they can communicate with each other. The location, feelings, etc., combined with the method of dual cultivation, can greatly increase the speed of cultivation. Yu Zisu spent a lot of effort to break into a mysterious palace, and the final reward he got was them and the double cultivation cheat book. There will be such a useless treasure, it is simply for nothing, and I later found out that it was used to meet another person.

As for the reason for not taking it out for a long time, of course it is to not speed up the time of dual cultivation.

Those who can come to the wedding are close and familiar people, as well as his brother and mother who are still pandas after reincarnation. Others can only watch the live broadcast.

Everything about the wedding was not too different from what they asked for. All civil engineering was replaced by white clouds, suspended under the sky, connected to the ground with white clouds as ladders, set the inside to night mode with enchantments, and simulated stars and moons just right. Dotted in various places, it is both pleasing to the eye and not complicated, making people feel like they are in a fairyland.

The effort on the surface is enough, but in fact the process is very simple, just everyone eats together, and the two walk the Avenue of Stars. After walking, it is divided into two steps. After the scene is turned into a Western-style church, the priest makes them swear to exchange rings, and the priest is played by Lucifer.

But when the husband and wife were praying to each other, Qiuqiu suddenly grabbed Yu Zisu's hand and whispered, "It's not good! I seem to be going through a catastrophe!"

Sure enough, the roar of thunder outside was so deafening that even the barrier couldn't stop it.

Yu Zisu said in a low voice, "Be patient, and remove the ring after changing it."

However, as soon as the scene was reversed, Jie Lei, who was as thick as a bucket, slashed at Qiuqiu, and the guests exclaimed, could it be that the Heavenly Court was dissatisfied with their occupation of the territory and came to seek trouble?

Yu Zisu said: "It's okay, Qiuqiu is going through the catastrophe of ascension."

He didn't help the ball to block it. Tribulation thunder is a good thing, it can temper the mortal body, and it can only be reborn when it is fully resisted. It is meaningless if he blocks it.

The tribulation thunder kept falling, one thicker and more fierce than the other, but Qiuqiu was not affected much, even the hairstyle was not messed up, and the ceremony continued.

As expected, Lucifer had seen the big world, and he read his lines without raising his eyelids.

Qiuqiu survived the catastrophe of ascension and got married perfectly, which can be described as a win-win situation.

The guests were also very excited, and they recorded the incident as a story to pass on to future generations. They exchanged rings and kissed calmly while being struck by lightning. This was the most exciting wedding they had ever seen.