I picked up a cat demon

My aunt brought my uncle over to Tuannian, and that little guy, Abao, just arrived at the house and rushed towards Cheng Ze like a little firecracker.

If it was the past, Cheng Ze would definitely get close to his little nephew, but now he was really startled by A Bao's action, subconsciously protecting his stomach with one hand, and hugging A Bao with the other.

"Uncle~"

Throwing into Cheng Ze's arms, Ah Bao's black grape-like eyes stared at Cheng Ze without blinking, and there was an expression of a little adult on his cute face.

"Last time uncle said that he would take Abao out to play, when will uncle take Abao out?"

Stimulated by A Bao's cute and soft expression, he stretched out his hand to touch A Bao's head, and an obvious smile appeared on Cheng Ze's paralyzed face.

"Uncle was too busy a while ago, and when uncle is free, he will take Abao out to play."

Abao nodded like a grown-up, "Uncle must keep his word, it's the puppy who lied!"

Reaching out and tapping Abao's forehead, Cheng Ze said helplessly, "When did your uncle stop talking?"

Abao thought for a while, and found that Cheng Ze was indeed keeping his word.

A Bao nodded in agreement, and looked at Cheng Ze with a "children can teach" face, which made Cheng Ze dumbfounded, and couldn't help but reached out and rubbed the seeds of A Bao's little head.

"Uncle~"

Touching the head that had been slapped by Cheng Ze, Ah Bao pouted and raised his chin slightly to look at Cheng Ze, with an unhappy expression on his face.

"Mom said, Ah Bao is an adult now, he can't touch his head anymore, he won't grow taller!"

Hearing these remarks, Cheng Ze was a little dumbfounded, what a ghost.

"Okay! Don't touch!"

Looking at A Bao's pouting mouth, he suddenly squeezed A Bao's tender cheeks maliciously, "Look at your pouty mouth, you can hang a chamber pot!"

"What's a chamber pot?" A'Bao looked at Cheng Ze suspiciously.

Seen by A Bao's curious little eyes for a moment, Cheng Ze clenched his fist, coughed lightly twice, and said: "The chamber pot, that's a good thing. In ancient times, there were only two things that could fit into a man's bed. , one is a woman, and the other is a chamber pot. Almost all men have a soft spot for chamber pots."

"Why?"

"This is..."

Cheng Ze glanced in Cheng's mother's direction, saw that she was chatting happily with the aunts, and didn't notice their side, so he leaned into A Bao's ear and said, "The beauty is fragrant and warm, and the nephrite jade is in my arms. On a cold night in winter, Naturally I don't want to get up, so in order to respond to the call of nature, I can't do without the chamber pot."

Ah Bao was very ghostly, after hearing what Cheng Ze said, he knew what a chamber pot was after turning his head!

"It turned out to be a poop bag!"

After finishing speaking, Ah Bao looked at Cheng Ze with contempt.

Cheng Ze: "..."

Remembering what Cheng Ze said before that he could hang a chamber pot on his mouth, Ah Bao left Cheng Ze aside, and happily ran towards Cheng's mother and the others, not forgetting to tell Cheng Ze.

"Grandma! Grandma! Grandma! Uncle said my mouth can hold a chamber pot! But that chamber pot is a thing for poop!"

Saying that, Ah Bao felt wronged.

Cheng Ze, who was watching all this happening: "..."

After hearing this, my aunt pursed her lips and smiled, "You ghost knows how to bully your uncle."

A Bao lay on Cheng's mother's lap, sticking out his tongue mischievously.

The reunion dinner was very rich, Cheng Ze felt that he had nothing to do, but he was still very tired, so he put Abao to sleep and lay on the bed early.

Lying on the bed and squinting for a while, Cheng Ze opened his eyes, reached out and grabbed the mobile phone beside the bed, seeing that there was still no phone, he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

Tossed and turned on the bed with the mobile phone for a long time, Cheng Ze pursed his lips and kicked the quilt irritably, this damn guy!Why haven't you called back yet?

After venting the anger in his heart, Cheng Ze felt a lot better, and he hesitated whether to call Huangfuyu himself.