Sherlock Holmes is a Big Brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Kanci, the reporter of our newspaper, will report for you the daily life of Sherin Ford, the island prison.

Sherring Ford imprisoned two Holmes.

To be exact, two Sherlock Holmes were taken in.

These two Holmes can break through Sherringford's security system at any time, because the regulators here treat cappuccino as coffee.

One of the older Holmes is called Oros Holmes.

At the age of seven, his IQ surpassed that of Newton. After half an hour of tweeting, he predicted a series of information such as the time, place and people of the following three terrorist attacks in London.She can be called an epoch-making genius. It is said that even a fat man holding a black umbrella in a certain British government who has a strong desire for control gave her a code name that looks very explosive, called Dongfeng—eastwind.

As for the other Sherlock Holmes, it is a more awesome (Mary Sue) existence.

According to legend, it was called Christina Holmes.

At the age of two, the IQ was estimated at 590. At the age of three, he improved AI and achieved the achievements of challenging the House of the River (MI6) and SHIELD.There are currently no fewer than eight Oxford PhDs in different fields.With the ability to share the anger of man and god, she is a well-deserved Mary Su of the new era.It's a pity that if she is rich and beautiful, she has no house, otherwise she will be the next male lead of XJack Su.

Oh, forgot to mention.

She's also now in charge of the River House leak, all of Stark Industries' finances.

Typical boss character.

Our reporter learned that:

5 a.m.

"Bacon, strawberry croissants, porridge." Christina recorded the contents of the breakfast and accurately calculated its calories.After reaching a conclusion, I decided to cook breakfast.

Due to her special nature, she had to cook her own breakfast every day, so her kind brother, Mycroft, specially opened up a kitchen for her.

"And for Orlos..." Christina weighed the pan, and the grease on the bacon rattled, which sounded harsh.Occasionally, the fire is smeared with bacon, which burns more violently and looks very spectacular.

The frying pan in her hand turned more gracefully.

When the bacon was medium-done, Christina turned off the heat.She gently filled the goblet with orange juice, put sliced ​​oranges and a small paper umbrella on the spout of the cup, then stopped what she was doing and walked back to the bedroom.

Having said that, she and Oros hadn't seen each other for 14 years, and the Eye of Agamotto immediately opened the door, teleporting her to seven years later.None of them are willing to bow their heads first, because this is a kind of dignity of geniuses.Christina sighed indistinctly, her golden-brown hair looked a little dull from years of not seeing the sun.

She stretched and threw herself into the day's work.

Genius, always so lonely.

8 a.m.

As the walking British government, Mycroft Holmes handles everything with ease.

But he was really busy recently, and he was devastated.

The troubles of the House of the Great River, the troubles of the British government's finances, and the mess caused by the prime minister's whim, all have to be cleaned up by him.

His brain is working like crazy all the time, even when he eats sweets.The high-intensity work did not pose much difficulty to him, but it was followed by rapid weight gain, tooth pain, and a receding hairline.

He was honorably ordered to stop working by the dentist, otherwise he would never have a tooth.

"My dear brother, what's the matter with your majesty?" Christina looked at Mycroft on the screen and said lazily, "I gained three pounds, and three teeth were decayed, and my hairline receded 1.8924003cm (at that time she The report was too fast, I just roughly wrote down a few decimals). It seems that things are not going well with the British government recently." She shook her teacup and took a sip of black tea.

"you know."

"No, I do not know."

"Ten original BJD ball joint puppets from Neon Country."

"make a deal."

In the world, there are always some fluffy little hobbies.

3 p.m.

During tea time, Christina refused to be interviewed.

As a reporter, I only saw the assortment of desserts and BJD ball joint puppets in the room.

Then I stayed here and didn't want to leave.

Genius, always so unique.

5 p.m.

Deal with all kinds of troubles and chat with the dolls.

The content of the chat was protected by the small staff of the British government and blocked by the General Administration of Guangxi.

11 p.m.

Wash and sleep.

It's a show of no morals to continue filming.

Geniuses also need to keep healthy.

"The world owes me a Nobel Prize," said Christina Holmes.

"Life is like a small RPG clearance game. If you are serious, you will lose."

Kanci, a reporter from Planet Daily, will continue to follow up and report for you.

(This reporter begs readers not to tell Sherlock this article.

Otherwise his brother and his two younger sisters will beat me to death. )

(Life is not easy, please forgive me.)

The author has something to say:

This is a side story to be added, and it will be written in the New Year.

Preview of the next chapter:

Irene Adler

To be honest, this person is really difficult to write.

After all, I'm just a scumbag who can't drive...

At that time, I was talking about driving with a classmate in Yousanquan, and finally it rose to the point where sex/education in China needs to be improved...

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Collection!

I'm about to hang up...