The growth history of becoming a god

After saving the landing for nine hours, Qing Mi couldn't help but sigh and say: "It's finally here, I've never felt that the feeling of stepping on the ground is so beautiful."

After a few minutes, still no one came, Qing Mi thought about it, and decided that it is better to stay in a place that is completely unknown, after all, in a place where there is no signal at all, young people nowadays must bring one of the magic weapons—— Mobile phone, in the few minutes of waiting just now, Qing Mi immediately took out the mobile phone to search where this is, but there was no signal. Under such circumstances, Qing Mi was thinking: so long When I fell into the hole, I wouldn't have fallen from the south of China to a foreign country. I took a free trip, otherwise I would either go up to the sky or go down to the ground...

Halfway through the thought, a voice suddenly came from a distance, "Young man over there, wait for me!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw a beautiful male boy running from a distance, as if being chased by someone, bringing up billowing yellow sand, Qingmi saw the boy drooling first (﹃), and then saw the yellow sand behind Said: This is a beautiful boy with his own background!!!!

After a while, the young man had arrived at Qingmi, and said to Qingmi: "Young man, hello, I am the Rabbit God, and I specialize in all kinds of same-sex marriages. However, in the current reality, there are various gods, The desire of demons, demons, etc. to truly watch the various CPs of Two-dimensional came to me, but I am too busy, so I can only choose one person from the world, and go to Two-dimensional to put all kinds of CPs in the world. The beautiful moments together, this is a blessing." The Tuer God tried hard to sell Amway.

After hearing this, Qing Mi couldn't help asking her own question "Why me, I'm just an ordinary person"

The Rabbit God hurriedly said, "No, no, no, you are not an ordinary person, because you are the only one who has no fate in reality. Don't forget that I am the Rabbit God, who is in charge of a part of marriage and other fates as well. It can be understood by analogy, and only those who have no fate can be regarded as ordinary people by the world consciousness and integrated into the plane, and your wish is to become stronger."

Qingmi thought for a while, she was just an ordinary person, and there was nothing that could be coveted by this self-proclaimed Rabbit God, so she agreed, anyway, she was an otaku in the world, and in reality no one would ask me to eat mother, there is no strong father.In reality, I don't have any friends, and the ones on the Internet are just casual acquaintances. Maybe there is no fate in the dark!

Seeing that he agreed so easily, Tu Ershen couldn't say what he wanted to say, and choked.

However, when going to Two-dimensional, Rabbit God said that after watching the cp, you still need to have a force value, otherwise you will die before you watch it, which is too bad, so your main task is to become stronger.

Rabbit God thought for a while and said that your parents asked me to bring you a sentence "[Be happy, son], yes, this is the sentence, yes, after becoming my employee, there are still rewards, The current heaven is also advancing with the times just like the human world, but there is a reward system, but now you are just an intern, so you have to work hard, goodbye." After finishing speaking, there appeared at Qingmi's feet a big hole.

Just as Qingmi wanted to yell ah, he had already arrived, and swallowed it back again, but the speed of the hole this time was really different from the hole just now (the hole just said: blame me┑( ￣Д￣)┍)

Qingmi, who just arrived, is being squeezed, and there is a female voice outside saying that she is about to be born. When Qingmi heard the word "birth", she hurriedly drilled out along the water, and cried symbolically when she was picked up After a few sounds, he quickly fell asleep, and naturally he didn't realize that these people were all speaking Japanese.

Onmyoji

Onmyoji

At the same time, in God Realm

After seeing the green rice falling, Rabbit Shenlongxiu always felt that he had forgotten something, but after thinking about it, he couldn't remember it.At this time, two boys appeared from behind the Rabbit Shenlongxiu, and they faced the Rabbit Shenlongxiu who started to sweat coldly after seeing them. As far as God is concerned, even if there is respect at the beginning, after a long time, there will be no respect left.

Under the gloomy gaze of the two boys, the Tuer God at the side finally remembered what he had forgotten, and said, "Boys, we have to look up to the stars and the sea. Look, there are aliens invading!" Throw a pink light spot where they have not seen it. After throwing it, they will run forward. Just as they are about to run away, there are two hands, one by one and one by one. Xiu had one foot each, which caused Long Xiu (now called Long Xiu) to fall to the ground, and it seemed that he was used to it.

"By the way, Yuelao and Hongniang have already resigned from Tiandao."

"One said he was short-sighted and couldn't see lines clearly."

"The other said he was weak and inferior to men"

"So, you are in charge of all the marriages in the sky and the earth now." The two boys spoke one after the other in a tacit understanding, and Long Xiu had already fainted because of the heavy blow he heard. , the fingers moved invisibly.

Let's light a candle for him [candle]

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As soon as Qingmi woke up, a mechanical sound appeared in her mind [The host has been bound, whether to start the system], hearing the sound, Qingmi said "yes" in her mind, Qingmi said that in the original world, the body As an otaku, how could I not have read the system text!!!

Qingmi expressed calmness (——￣▽￣)——

[The host has been bound, and is starting the autonomous mode]

[Enabled] At this time, the person speaking is no longer the mechanical voice just now, but a deep and beautiful male voice like a cello, but before this voice speaks, Qingmi has already fallen asleep, after all, he is just a newborn Although it has adult thoughts ┑(￣Д￣)┍, the host was found asleep, the system fell into silence, and the male voice just now was quietly waiting for the host/baby to wake up.

Two hours later, Qingmi woke up from sleep, but his stomach was already growling with hunger. In order to fill his stomach, he lost all his dignity as an adult (Qingmi means dignity What is it, can I eat or drink, can’t eat or drink, it’s none of my business) make a crying/(ㄒoㄒ)/... sound, remind myself that I’m hungry, wait for someone to feed me, they say the baby’s stomach is delicate Weak, can't stand hunger, it can only mean to let the system wait for a while, and wait until you are full.Sure enough, after a while, a little loli dressed in tender green came in, holding a bowl of food that was also tender green, and fed it to the little baby on the bed.After finally eating and drinking enough, Qing Mi slapped her and made a gesture to continue sleeping.

As soon as I closed my eyes, the system made a sound in my head, Qingmi said that I am an adult, Chinese people are full of talents, and there are all kinds of voices on the Internet, whether it is Loli voice, Zhengtai voice, uncle voice... how could it be possible for this voice? But _(:зゝ∠)_, when you say this, please ignore the saliva on Qingmi's face.