[Comprehensive] Curt's Career Choice

"Kurolo, when did you have a younger brother? ~~ And he looks completely different from you~" No matter what others say, Hisoka still thinks that the one in front of him is Kurolo, without a semicolon Kurolo.

That is... When did Kuroro have a younger brother out of nowhere?

Moreover, he is still a younger brother who looks so different.

Just this appearance...Hisuo squinted his eyes and took a closer look, but it was somewhat similar to the Yiermi he knew.

Kuroro's younger brother, who looks very similar to Ilmi.

In such an instant, Hisoka's brain flashed various plots at eight o'clock.No way, when he is usually bored, Hisoka likes to watch the [-] o'clock frothy drama about love and hatred.

Because when he was resting and wanted to watch TV, what was shown on TV... was just such a frothy drama.

Old man, can you speak? ?

Curt really wanted to flick the small pink fan in Hisoka's face and tell him that chatting is not like this! ! !

How can it be treated so differently? ?In another world, everyone praises that he and Kuroro are the most similar. It is really rare for a pair of brothers to look so similar and they are not twins.It can be said that his parents' genes are very good, which makes him and Kuroro look so similar.

How come here, in Hisoka's mouth, he looks completely different from Kuroro? ?Because the painting style of this world is unified, so the same painting style as Kuroro becomes different? ! !

Although Curt really wanted to throw the small fan on Hisoka's face and wipe off the white liquid foundation on Hisoka's face, Kurt didn't dare... Curt was afraid that he would beat Hisoka...

Hisoka is a well-known desperate fighting maniac, if it really stimulates Hisoka's warlike gene.Then he was full and lay down and walked? ?Judging from the current situation, Curt feels...his current strength cannot beat Hisoka.

Think about it, Xiaojie, one of the protagonists in Hunter, looked miserable when he was beaten by Hisoka.Curt felt a little trembling in his heart, he didn't want to turn his face into a big pig's head at all.

"Maybe, I'm cuter, and my brother is more handsome." Curt smiled sweetly, as if explaining, and then looked at Kurolo, "Brother, I'm hungry, let's go back to the room Go and eat."

Staying away from Hiso is good for everyone's physical and mental health.

Kuroro responded, without even looking at Hisoka, he took Curt's little hand and walked towards the room.Before Hisoka could keep up, the door of the room was closed with a "snap".

If Hisoka hadn't dodged quickly, Hisoka's face would have been slapped by the door and turned into a pie face.

Hisoka shrugged his shoulders. It is not uncommon for him to be treated like this. In the Phantom Brigade, he was often treated as a transparent person by everyone in the brigade.No one talked to him, and on the contrary, he didn't want to talk to others.He is only interested in Kuroro, the big apple, and the others... it doesn't matter, as long as he remembers the house number, he will come over to harass Kuroro from time to time in the future.

Hisoka pestered Kuroro just to make Kuroro change his mind and fight him.But now as far as the current situation is concerned, it is impossible for Kuroro to agree to Hisoka's request. Hisoka wants to pester Kuroro when he has nothing to do.

Maybe one day, Kuroro would be so fed up with him that he would agree to a duel with him? ?

Of course, this situation is currently far away.

However, the current situation is also quite good for Hisoka.At least now Hisoka may not answer the call to Kuroro, but if he knocks on the door, no one will answer the door.

Therefore, Kurolo shut Hisoka out, and Hisoka couldn't feel any displeasure in his heart.On the contrary, he was in a very comfortable mood, snorted softly in a nasal voice, and left from Kuroro's side with a poker in a very good mood.

Fill the corridor on Kuroro's side with a row of small poker cards to show people that Hisoka has been here.

In addition to encountering the big Kuroro fruit, he seems to have seen something interesting~ Today's harvest is really quite a lot~~

Hisoka was already very satisfied.

In fact, Hisoka might be the most satisfying person in the world, right?As long as there are fruits for him to cultivate and pick every day, Hisoka promises to be happy every day.

Curt felt a little uneasy in rejecting Hisoka so simply.After all, if he fights Hisoka, he will definitely not be able to beat Hisoka. Looking at Kurolo's normal expression: "Kurolo, can you just lock that pervert out of the door like this?"

Kuroro raised his eyebrows, and put the packaged food on a small table one by one to greet Curt to come over for dinner: "What's wrong? Come and eat quickly, the food will be cold after being pestered by that pervert until now gone."

Speaking of this, Kuroro was very angry.Why is Hisoka so annoying?The food was cold and ate into the stomach, which made Kurt feel uncomfortable in the stomach. Who is responsible? !Can Hisoka be responsible? !

The sum of four Hisokas is not as important as one Kurt in his family.

Seeing that Kuroro didn't take it seriously, Curt obediently squatted in front of the table with disposable chopsticks, looked up at Kuroro: "Compared with that pervert, whoever would win a fight would be better? Is it bigger?"

Kuroro sat down and thought about it seriously: "Half and half."

As far as the current strength is concerned, if he and Hisoka really fight, they may not be able to guess how it will be resolved.I can only make a conservative estimate, about [-]-[-].

Judging from what the knight learned, Hisoka probably would have the upper hand in a fight.After all, Hisoka is a man who will not die in a fight.The brain circuit is completely different for this group of people, which makes people feel very strange.

Curt sighed, picked up a large piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, supplemented his nutrition, and said inarticulately: "Kexi, from the perverted drunk just now, he seems to want to have a fight with you." frame."

"He really wants to fight with me, so I want to fight?" Kuroro smiled meaningfully, "Our brigade has a regiment rule, and internal fighting is prohibited within the brigade. Even if he is fake, no matter what If he wants to fight with the 'me' here, he can only bear it. If he is not exposed as a fake spider, this person will not reveal his fake identity so easily."

As he said that, Kuroro frowned, and whispered in a voice that only his own tone could hear: "It seems that I understand a little bit why number eight wants me to be careful of this clown."

Curt, who was shaking off his cheeks to eat, could not hear clearly what Kurolo said: "Krollo, what were you talking about just now?"

"Let me say again, this dish is very delicious, you should eat more." If you eat too much, you will gain weight, and you can sell it for a good price.Kuroro smiled and gave Curt a big chicken leg.

Curt responded happily, and continued to fill his mouth with something.

On the other side, Hisoka, who walked away from Kuroro and Kurt's room, took out his mobile phone with a flustered face, found a mobile phone number from the contact person, and dialed it directly.

It's the first time I've called an Il fan, and I'm a little excited~

After the other party connected, there was a mechanically cold reception voice: "Welcome to call Yiermi Dadike, here we offer the most enthusiastic service to our customers. Dadike is a world-renowned family of killers, and undertakes all kinds of All kinds of assassination orders. At present, Dadi Hakka is in a discount period, and each order can be discounted by [-]%. There are many opportunities, and the support of customers is welcome. Please press [-] for killing only one person, press [-] for genocide, press [-] for manual services, and press [-] to return to the previous menu..."

Hisoka returned to his single apartment, quietly listening to the series of service sounds.I was a little stunned. I used to call the fans of Yier, but this time it was exciting? ?

However, the initial experience only stimulated Hisoka for a short while. After finally hearing it, Hisoka was also relieved, and hurriedly pressed the three buttons.After preparing to hear the wonderful voice of Ilmi right away, the introduction on the phone rang again.

The narrow and long eyes, which were originally small, were widened abruptly by Hisoka.The entire eye sockets were almost oval, and he looked at the phone screen in a daze.It seems that I don't quite believe why it became like this. Why did I suddenly return to the upper-level menu when I pressed three buttons just now? ! ! !

Hisoka's eyes widened, looking for loopholes on the phone screen.It was finally discovered that he... put three into four because of his excitement! ! ! ! !

Hisoka, who had no other choice, continued to listen to the second introduction on Yiermi's phone with a face full of lovelessness.I don't know how the fans of Yier came up with the advertisement words, why are there so many! ! ! !

Isn't this a waste of valuable time for customers? !

Well, thinking about Hisoka who hit the enemy Hakka landline at the beginning, he lost the desire to live even more.This introduction by Yier fans is several times more!What Yier fans heard was very, very concise.

After finally hearing this introduction, Hisoka carefully pressed the three buttons lightly.There was no response, and I pressed it lightly again, but there was still no response.

Probably Hiso's behavior was too slow, and the mobile phone was very intelligent and actively analyzed that the customer might still be hesitating and didn't know what to choose.So, very gentle and considerate gave Hisoka the initial introduction again.

"..." It's usually Yier fans who call him on business, and Hisoka, who has never taken the initiative to call Yi Er fans.I have all the desires to die, why is it so difficult to make a phone call to Il fans? ! ! !

Hisoka, who had no love in his life, slumped on the sofa.On the third time, he finally completed the button-pressing behavior that was more tiring than fighting him.After Hisoka heard the wonderful voice of "connecting you to the manual service of Young Master Yiermi", Hisoka was so excited that he was about to cry.

God, it's really not easy! ! !

It's really difficult to make a phone call with Il fans!

From now on, I don’t want to call Il fans anymore ＿(:з」∠)＿

The beautiful waiting sound was thinking in Hisoka's ear, and Hisoka didn't show any impatience at all.Compared with the voice that just introduced the family business, this music is really beautiful, so beautiful that Hisoka couldn't help but shed tears.

"Hello." Without making Hisoka wait long, the artificial phone was connected to Yiermi, "Is Hisoka?"

If Hisoka hadn’t shed all the tears in his heart just now, Hisoka would definitely be crying bitterly holding his mobile phone and talking to Yier fans: “It’s me, it’s me!! It's really not easy to make a phone call!"

It's rare that Hisoka didn't bring his weird little tone and little symbols flying around when he spoke this time.It has become very normal, and at the same time, the voice has become much more magnetic than before.

When the previous voice heard people's hearts, it was not called magnetism, but abnormality.

"Hisuo, you should know that calling me for no reason and wasting my time is going to pay me a nun," Yiermi said flatly, and from the tone of his voice, he could imagine the other end of the phone. Ermi was expressionless, with eyes like dead fish, "Sisuo, you already owe me 18 billion monies, do you still want to add another sum to your bill?"

Yi Ermi knew very well in his heart that when someone like Hisoka called him, it was definitely not an order to kill someone.Usually, when this happens, Hisoka rolls up his sleeves and goes straight to it.

"How come there are so many!!!" Hearing this number, Hisoka couldn't help but shouted in horror, "After the last call, isn't it only 16 billion?!! It's only been a week , why suddenly there are 6000 million more?!!!”

"Interest," the Il fan said without any turmoil in his heart, and he didn't want to laugh at all, but was very serious, "6000 million is the interest for this month. If you don't repay the debt in the shortest time, the increase in interest will increase. It's going to be faster and faster.”

"..." Hisoka no longer knew what to say.Or, he could no longer find his own language function.The blow that Yier Fan brought back to him suddenly was too great, making him bankrupt so directly.

Although Hisoka didn't have any concept of Buddhist nuns and the like.But... this time is really too much! !With so many monks, how many games does he need to fight before he can completely win back? ?

Hisoka lost his voice, and even reflected on himself, what did he do wrong.Will I owe so much renunciation to Ilmi? ?

In the beginning, what was it? ?

Oh, right.

It seems that Yier fan called him and asked him to help check something.But because during that time he was taking the hunter exam.The murderer was more cheerful, and he agreed as soon as he said it.

then……

It was thrown aside directly.

Two months later, when Yiermi called again to question him, Hisoka finally realized that he seemed to have promised Yiermi one thing.But it’s useless to save it again, and Il’s fans still said cruelly to him: “I’m sorry Hisoka, but you didn’t finish what you promised me, and you ruined my large value list, so I’m sending this The loss of the bill is on you. In order to make up for my loss, you need to pay me 13 billion qin."

And then... because he has been in debt, in just a few months, the 13 billion renunciations have risen to 18 billion renunciations.

He has no concept of money and other things, but once he knows that he owes so many nuns outside, Hisoka's strong heart also feels a little heartache.

It's not some heartache, it's just too painful! ! !

This means that after he has spent a lot of time and effort playing a few games, the bonus has nothing to do with him.All of them flew into the hands of the opposite Il fans! ! ! !

The heartache is unbearable.

I just don't want to talk!

Not even those little signs that don't want to say him!

However, this is not something Hisoka can do without speaking if he wants to.Listening to Hisoka's silence for a long time, the Yier fan here impatiently threatened: "Sisuo, if you don't speak again, your interest will be doubled!"

Hearing Yiermi's words, does Hisoka still dare not speak? ! !Does he still dare? ! !

If he doesn't speak again, I'm afraid he will hand over all the prize money he has earned in his life to Yier fans to pay off his debts.Is it luck or misfortune to know such a friend?

At least for now, Hisoka is unhappy.

"Wait, wait!!!" Hisoka hurriedly stopped Yiermi's next move, "I say what I say, don't add more interest, the debt I owe to you now is already I’m about to pay it off!!”

"Okay," Yier fans sighed with some regret, "For the sake of us being friends, then I won't continue to add interest."

Il fans think about things on a deeper level.If he continued to add interest, if Hisoka got angry and didn't even pay back the principal, wouldn't it be a waste of money?

Therefore, Il fans still decided to give Hisoka a chance to breathe.Wait until later to slowly blackmail Hisoka, anyway, Hisoka is standing there, unable to run away.

"Come on, Hisoka, is it the first time you've ever called me, what's the matter?" After speaking, the Il fan quickly added, "To make a long story short, I still have a lot of tasks that I need urgently. I'll finish it. You know what kind of harem there will be if I delay my time."

"..." Of course he knew what the consequences would be. It was nothing more than to blame all the monks who lost those orders on his head. He really, knew what would happen! ! !

"Ilmi, I just met a kid who looks like you outside. Didn't you say that your younger brother likes to run away from home? Do you think that kid is your younger brother who likes to run away from home? ?” After Hisoka finished speaking, he thought for a while and quickly added, “It’s just that your younger brother is a little strange, he looks like a girl.”

"Looks like a girl?" Yi Er was puzzled.

"Yes~" Hisoka's rippling little accent elongated again at this moment, as if fearing that the Yier fans over there couldn't hear what he said, he slowly spoke in a tone that can stimulate people's brains to wake up instantly Said, "Although it looks like a girl in the clothes and dress~ But I'm very sure~ It's really a boy~"

After all, Kuroro didn't call out "sister" but "brother" when he opened his mouth.Based on this alone, Hisoka can fully prove it.The kid I saw just now is indeed a boy!

"Ah."

Yi Ermi responded, and turned his head to take a look. The third child and the fifth child were running around again and again, and the noise was very disturbing.Qi Ya didn't know what he had robbed of Curt, and was beaten by Curt after chasing after him.With deep eyes, he said, "Qi Ya, don't just grab your younger brother's things casually."

He ran away from home and was arrested and came back. He was really uneasy because he knew he would bully his younger brother every day.It seems that it's time to find a suitable opportunity to beat up Qi Ya.

Children do not obey how to do?

One beating is enough, if one beating is not good, then two beatings will be given.

Hey, I really hope that there is a well-behaved and very obedient younger brother in the family, so that people will not feel so tired.

Qi Ya, who was still running and teasing Kurt, stopped immediately, tilted his head cautiously, saw the expressionless face of Ilmi, and hurriedly returned the little doll in his hand to Kurt trembling. : "Big... big brother... I returned it to Curt..."

"Well, good boy," Yi Ermi looked at the two younger brothers running out very friendly in a good mood, feeling comfortable in doing anything with a happy family, "Hisuo, where are you now?"

"I'm..." Hisoka stopped to answer Yiermi's words, rolling his eyes around, playing a little smart, "Iermi, if you think about discounting the debt I owe If so, I'll think about it and tell you where your brother is."

"Okay, I see. Goodbye." Before Hisoka could react, Yi Ermi quickly hung up the phone call.

According to his understanding of Hisoka, Hisoka must be squatting in the sky arena at this time to make money and repay the loan.So, since he knows where Hisoka is, is it necessary for him to give Hisoka a discount?

It's completely unnecessary, the final situation now is to run over and ask my father.See if a younger brother was lost in the family, or if the father gave birth to an illegitimate child without telling them.

It's impossible to lose my brother. According to my mother's personality, the whole Kukumiao Mountain should have known about it long ago.Well, it should be the second one.

Ah, it looks like another family fight is about to break out at home.

Tired, how could father make people so uneasy?Such a rough-looking guy, he still squats at home and guards his mother obediently.

Hisoka watched Yi Ermi hang up the phone quickly without giving him a little time to react.Hisoka wanted to cry in a daze, how could he be so heartless?It would be good to even reduce his renunciation by [-] million! !

After finishing the conversation with Hisoka, Yiermi, with her long flowing hair, walked towards Shiba's study with such an aura that she could scare a group of children into tears.Seeing Yiermi's figure drifting away, Qiya and Kurt, who were playing around, leaned on the door of the room and poked their heads out to look at Yiermi's back that was getting farther and farther away and finally invisible.Both of them breathed a sigh of relief, and shook their bodies out by the way.

No longer peeping at Il fans like thieves.

"Really," Qi Ya complained, with a rebellious expression on his face that he just ran out after being caught home, and his face couldn't settle down, "Why is brother so meddling in his own business? I'm just kidding with you Well, the eldest brother is so big, he insists on running out to intervene."

Curt also nodded with deep emotion, and echoed in a low voice: "You didn't know just now, when elder brother saw us, I was so scared that I couldn't even walk."

"You're still light!" Taking advantage of Yi Ermi's absence, the two little guys quickly exchanged their fears when facing their elder brother, "Elder brother used to scare me every day, but now even if it's just that elder brother looks at me lightly, I was so frightened that I couldn't speak."

The two of them sighed together. With such a big brother in the family, it is impossible for their children to be demons even if they want to.

I really want a gentle and kind big brother.

Qi Ya's eyes rolled around, and he suggested to Curt: "How about this, how about we run away from home together when there is no one here?!"

The two children who ran out at once would definitely have a very headache compared to their father and elder brother.I have a headache, I don't know how to catch them back!

"..." Curt's well-behaved little face showed a bit of disgust, and he glanced at the unreliable Qi Ya, "I live very comfortably at home, and I don't want to stage any drama of running away from home."

Qi Ya waved his arms at Curt unwillingly, and gave a passionate speech: "Curt, don't you want to leave this corrupt family? Go out and breathe the fresh air outside?! I yearn for freedom I don’t want to be bound at home every day to complete tasks and kill people. Like a killing machine, my mood towards the sun is full of gloom. I don’t want to inherit the head of the family, and I don’t want to be paid attention to by the whole family. I I just want to live my own life quietly, and I don’t want to let myself live in the hope of others.”

Curt was silent for a moment, looked at Qi Ya who was in the midst of blessings, and sighed silently: "Qi Ya, if the second brother hears you say this, the second brother will want to beat you to death .”

Don't ask him why he is so young and knows so much.

Did you know there is such a word as "precocious" in this world? ?

"???" Qi Ya also showed a bit of disgust on his face, "That fat man, Mi Ji, can't beat me!"

At this time, Wu Tong, the housekeeper who beat the enemy Hakkas, suddenly appeared in front of Qi Ya and Ke Te, and said respectfully to the two young masters in front of them: "Third Young Master, Fifth Young Master, the chef has already prepared a piece Chocolate cake, do the two young masters want to taste it?"

"Yes, yes!!" Qi Ya, who was still arguing and running away from home just now, Qi Ya, who didn't want to be bound by the family business.Hearing Wutong's words, he immediately happily followed Wutong towards the living room.

With it on his face, like a big bear who has stolen honey.

Curt followed Wutong step by step, staring at the cheerful Qi Ya with a complicated expression.It's okay, don't want to live in this family and not be bound by the family?Why is it that when I hear the word cake now, I immediately throw away my hope? ?

Seeing Qi Ya like this, Curt felt more and more in his heart that running away from home with Qi Ya is definitely not a good thing!It's better to just squat at home and live comfortably at home.

……

"Father," Yiermi walked to the door of Xiba's study room and knocked on the door politely, "are you in there?"

Shiba, who was talking homely with Kikyu in the study, heard Ilmi's voice outside the door.Doubt flickered in his serious eyes, he exchanged glances with Ki Qiu, and responded, "Yes, come in."

Since his eldest son was [-] years old, he rarely came to him on his own initiative.Yierfan's professional level is very high, and there is no need to assign him the tasks received by the family.He has been able to rely entirely on the source of customers he has accumulated to achieve a steady stream of income.

Seeing that Yierfan came to him on his own initiative, Shiba's old face was somewhat relieved.

It seems that the son is still young, and he needs to solve the doubts in his heart.

Yiermi, who entered the room, saw Kiqiu kneeling next to Shiba at a glance: "Father, I have something to tell you. Can I trouble Mom to avoid it for a while?"

Kiqiu's electronic eyes flashed, and his voice called Shiba softly: "Ananda, do I need to avoid it?"

The loose clothes covered the movements of Ki Qiu's men, and Ki Qiu's slender hands rested on Shiba's strong arm, pinching a small piece of meat and twisting Shiba's arm fiercely.The tone is gentle and gentle, like a good wife and mother of IKEA.

Shiba felt pain in his heart and just wanted to shout out, but there was Yiermi standing in front of them.Shiba, who has a good face in front of his sons, can only silently endure the deep love from his wife: "No need, just tell me if you have anything to do with Yiermini."

Shiba, who has never done anything wrong, thinks that there is nothing for Kiqiu to avoid.The heart is not afraid of the slanting shadow, he has nothing to be afraid of.What's more, Jiqiu is very clear about all the affairs of the family.So, there is really no need to avoid anything.

Yi Ermi glanced at Xiba regretfully, thinking that Xiba dug a hole this time and jumped down by himself.Originally, he had already figured out how to lure Kiqiu away with an excuse, but now it's all over.Shiba took the initiative to speak and asked Kiqiu to sit here and listen.

If the one outside is really Xiba's illegitimate son, then the entire Kukumiao Mountain will be lively.

But what does this have to do with him?

He has already done what should be done, and since Shiba didn't take it, he has nothing to say.He has also fulfilled his responsibility as the Son of Man, and the next thing will depend on Xiba's own fate.

"Father, you know I have a friend."

Shiba nodded, regarding the matter of that friend of Yi Ermi.Xiba also had some understanding in his heart, and he was very moved... Even if his eldest son was handed over to a friend, he could make it so well... Refreshing and refined, he is not like other coquettish sluts at all.

It's really a bit overwhelming.

"It's better to say it's a friend than a friend." Yiermi paused, looked at Sheba's face and continued, "He saw a child in the Sky Arena today. I look very similar to a child. So call me and ask if I am the lost son of our family. However, when I called, Chiya and Kurt ran past me alive and well .I thought about it carefully, and it is definitely not our child. But Hisoka's special accent is very similar to mine, so... I wonder if it was father, you gave birth outside before..." An illegitimate child? ?

Yiermi shut his mouth before he could say the last three words, because he saw that his mother Kiqiu's electronic eyes were flickering in various ways crazily.As if he was about to explode if he was not careful, Yi Ermi hurriedly said: "Father and mother, please discuss this matter first, and I will come back later."

After finishing speaking, he just walked away.

At the moment when the door was closed, Yier fans even heard Kiqiu's roar that resounded through the sky: "Siba beat the enemy!!! When did you find a mistress outside behind my back!!!!"

What followed was Shiba's weak retort: ​​"No, Kiqiu, do you think I'm squatting at home except for my work, like a man who goes out to find a mistress casually??"

"Still saying no!! Il fans have already said that there is a child who looks very similar to you outside!! Could it be that I gave birth to you?!!! I gave birth to five sons for you, why? ?! When did I give birth to a sixth one that I didn't even know?!!!"

……

The grievances and grievances of this paragraph are already embarrassing to continue listening to Il fans, but just sighed slightly: "I told you about my father, and I need my mother to avoid it, but you just didn't listen. It's all right now, poked my mother The hornet's nest."

Yiermi didn't feel any psychological pressure at all, and walked away from Shiba's study.And made up his mind to come back and talk to Shiba about the follow-up after Kiqiu's anger subsided.

If you really want to beat the Hakka child, you can't let the child live on the street without enough food and drink.It's pretty good to take it home and act as a free labor force.

Qi Ya and Kurt, who were eating cake under the care of the servants at home, looked at each other with a dazed look when they heard Ki Qiu's voice.Then they continued to focus on the cake, shaking their heads and sighing: "It seems that father has angered mother again, it is really terrible."

And the servant who beat the enemy's house stood there quietly with his eyes, nose, nose, and heart, acting as a perfect statue.

Are the masters' affairs something that their servants can guess at random? !To put it mildly, wages are deducted, but the most important thing is to lose my life.The biggest advantage of being the servant who beat the enemy Hakka is that he doesn't hear anything outside the window, and only serves the masters at home.

After a long time, Yi Ermi felt that the fight between Shiba and Kiqiu was almost over, so he returned to Shiba's study door again: "Father, mother, can I come in?"