[Comprehensive] Clown training game

After playing the clown for so long, he has been struggling with whether he is a clown or not.

So how did you feel when you finally found out that the real Joker was right in front of you?

Mr. J said that he didn't feel anything.

It’s probably the same as when you wake up every morning and look in the mirror, or open your phone’s photo album to see a selfie taken three days ago.In addition to complaining in my heart, he smiles uglier than me, and he can stay in another world by himself for so long without causing trouble, wow!

The clown sat on a chair that came out of nowhere, grinning, stretched his arms, and clapped hands in the air in a very slow and teasing manner.

Mr. J stretched out his hand, pulled out a chair out of thin air, and sat opposite the clown, that kind of sitting with tiptoes on tiptoes.

"Speak directly if you have something to say." Mr. J leaned forward slightly, staring at the clown's facial features and said.

The clown shrugged his shoulders, but instead joked very easily: "Comeon, honey, are you in a hurry? Or do you really want to go out and have a loving kiss with Bateman? Let me tell you, just by his picture Face, I don't mind doing anything."

"...I never expected that you still have a hobby of voyeurism, but considering that it is a model of Batman, I am not surprised. Oh, by the way, in so many parallel worlds, has any bat ever kissed you? You?"

Come on, hurt each other!

Do you think two clowns will be intimate when they are together?What are you kidding?It's a miracle they didn't fight immediately.

But Mr. J guessed that the clown has not done anything, maybe because he can't do it at all?

"Don't be so nervous, dear." The clown spread his hands again, "Whether you like it or not, you are created by us, and 'I' is just a remnant of thinking, left in this quantum space that is both born and dead. "

Mr. J was silent for a moment, then said, "The system."

"Oh, that funny thing, yeah, yeah, even if we're the most creative and humorous people in Gotham, we can't help being a boring 'Mr. link."

The clown muttered dissatisfiedly, but as he said, he would not hurt Mr. J, unless he had been full of food and playing with himself for so long.So many years of planning and the destruction of so many parallel worlds are all for today's all.

The clown is not so impulsive on the surface, on the contrary, he is more selfish than anyone else.

Madness is just a cover for conspiracy, and behind the chaos is the control of power.

Just like Harley Quinn, who was still a psychiatrist, said when she saw the clown for the first time: Crazy is just your tool.

Mr. J is their bargaining chip in the game with the gods, and his birth is for today's purpose.

As for Mr. J's inexplicable friendship with the Batman, the clown said: "I'm really angry, but I can't kill him."

After the other party's seemingly crazy but coherent narration, Mr. J finally understood the cause and effect of this incident.

This shit starts with a clown in a parallel world——

Any clown in a parallel world, basically as long as it exists, is almost a cancer (like the justice clown in the crime syndicate is a rare species), so this clown is also a lunatic criminal. In order to distinguish the latter, we call it The original clown.

But soon, the original Joker realizes that he is being controlled.

...Don't ask, just ask, "Ugly Lord is awesome".

This kind of control is not like what Mr. J encountered, there is some inexplicable system and so on.But the coincidence of the development of everything is very wrong, not to say that it is too coincidental, but sometimes, some illogical things will happen, but everyone in this world takes it for granted.

Still the same sentence, the clown looks crazy, but in fact he is extremely sensitive, so he naturally didn't say anything.

What would you do if you found yourself in a crystal ball where everyone was following a set process and taking things that didn’t make sense for granted and you were the only one who realized it?

Maybe some people will go crazy, maybe some people will fight, maybe some people will tell the world.

But the clown was already a madman, and he began to test the power, and then found himself slowly breaking out of control.

Yes, when you realize that something is illogical, you deliberately resist not to do it. Although the coincidence is still there, the result may be the same, but at least you still have the power to choose freely.

In the beginning, instead of saying anything, the clown acted even more outrageously. Everyone thought he was even more insane. He tried to test Batman's nerve max several times, but no one knew that he was not testing Batman's bottom line , but testing the limits of...something.

It is also a coincidence, the original clown is not the only one who wants to test this power.

When some so-called "travelers" appeared in Gotham City, the initial clown showed an extremely excited expression.He naturally knew what those people wanted to do, but who could be sure who was the hunter?

The original Joker killed one of them and got the weird watch.

The watch recognized his identity and also regarded him as a member of the traversers.He can use some strange abilities and props, receive some strange tasks and so on.

Therefore, the original clown left his own world, and kept devouring "himself" in the parallel world.

Yes, this way of gaining power is amazing, and the initial clown finds that every time he gains power, he is one step closer to the truth, closer to the hand that controlled everything back then.

But that watch is a double-edged sword.

That shit seems to be made by some "god" who doesn't know where it came from. The purpose is to control some people to seize the power of the parallel world, so that the god can break through itself.

Although, no one knows where the "god" can break through again... But the initial clown is keenly aware that the purpose of the false god's breakthrough is likely to be the same as his ultimate purpose.

Both are true forces that control countless parallel universes.

If the false god can break through the barrier by gathering power, why can't he?The clown has always been a man of action, he is constantly destroying various worlds.Originally, the clown didn't care about people's lives, not to mention that when he found out that the world was just an illusion, he became even more reckless in his attacks.

He constantly replaces his "self" in another world.

Sometimes, he will also "rehabilitate", such as the first room "Sunshine". In the end, he killed everything with his own hands.

Sometimes, he will directly use some means to destroy the world, such as the "destruction" of the second secret room; World domination, like a "twist" of the third chamber.

Yes, every secret room in Nygma used to be the personal experience of the original clown.

I don't know how long it took, the initial clown finally found a way to leave this dimension, "break through" to another world, the so-called "real world" - in the high-dimensional world, he naturally realized why he felt controlled.

It's just a game.

People in that world made games about Gotham and Batman, so whenever players start a new file, it means opening a new parallel world, and when they take different branches, the heroes and villains of Gotham They are controlled towards different destinies.

The players have cleared the level, deleted the file, and restarted the level... What awaits that parallel world is destruction.

Arkham Clown, Classic Clown, Deadly Joke Clown, Ryder Clown... Countless clowns, countless worlds, countless controlled lives.The madness he is proud of is nothing but a character design that attracts the audience.

After all, he is still a clown on stage.

He could abuse Harley ruthlessly in one world, but guard Harley Quinn like a domineering president in another world.He can live and die with Batman in this world, but fall in love with him in another world?

Wait, don't those people really feel the character is ooc?

However, the original clown did not get rid of the controlled life, because he only stayed in the "real world" for one day, and then his soul was shattered by a higher dimension.

The clown might be the scum of scum, the lunatic of lunatics.

But one thing is for sure - the Joker will never be controlled by anyone and anything.

His madness must be his own, not given to him by others.

Therefore, the new personality of Mr. J was born.The soul of the original clown disappeared, leaving some of the last consciousness in the quantum space, and also hid Mr. J in the quantum space for standby.

Mr. J has never been to the "real world".

His memories of "DC comics" are nothing but hallucinations given to him by the original clown.

The memory of Wall Street is false, and so is Lucy, and the life of more than 20 years never existed.

"I realize that false god will find you, after all, he also wants to go to the real world and become a real god." The clown said sarcastically, full of malice, "He wants to go to the real world from the original clown. Methods."

So, when Mr. J woke up (of course, he himself thought it was time travel), the watch came to Mr. J in a "systematic" way.So, why does the system do everything possible to make Mr. J a "clown"?

That's just hoping that he can recall the memory of the original clown and get a way to go to the real world.

The original clown almost devoured the souls of all parallel worlds, so J can freely pass through any clown.

"So, when you travel to almost any world, you won't be resisted by the original clown. Because...every world is our own." The clown whispered in Mr. J's ear.

"If you become a clown, you won't be able to remember our memories. Would I leave this opportunity to that rag god? Hahahahaha."

The clown laughed unscrupulously, with incomparable mockery and indifference.

"But if you become a clown, you will never be able to come here and see the memories left behind."

"You see, it's an adventure, too."

"Although we left the most boring part of our personality to you, after all... a clown will always be a clown, and the fragments of our souls are soaked in madness. You can easily lose yourself."

"This is really a seamless plan." Mr. J snapped back without hesitation.

"But you didn't become a clown after all, did you?" The clown rested his chin, playing with the sulfuric acid flower on his chest, and said, "Although it's part of the plan, I'm not very happy that you are so boring."

"I have another question." Mr. J said dryly.

The clown rolled his eyes: "That's why I hate the process of asking and answering all kinds of questions, why am I the one who stayed, ah, well, in fact, every personality is me."

"Why is there a world where Batman gets into a copy of the system and even comes to remind me."

"There's a problem here."

It was rare for Mr. J to see the clown's face so weird. He blinked, and then heard the clown say slowly: "Some worlds are prepared for you by me, and some worlds are made up by the system to lie to you. Then what should you do?" What's the difference?"

"You will lose yourself, and you will be forced into a clown by false gods, so how should you persist?"

Mr. J has an ominous premonition, he probably... knows the answer.

"Batman is your anchor."

"No matter what kind of world it is, that old bat is as stubborn as ever and has the same attitude as always. Therefore, you can stabilize your personality through Batman, and you can also pull you into the real world through Batman. "

"So, when you meet Bateman here, you have the opportunity to enter the quantum space to meet me."

"Because Bruce will never become a person like Bateman, this is the paradox of every world, so this world must be false, even if I don't have any memory." Mr. J muttered.

Then, he looked at the clown in disbelief, and he couldn't control his voice raising an octave: "You guys actually use Batman as your spiritual anchor?!!"

"He is the most stubborn in the whole world, what can I do?"

"Is that Batman arranged by you?"

"You know, the old bat can still make sense sometimes."

"Bruce has always been reasonable, but you have never been reasonable."

"...Which side are you from?"

Mr. J and the clown looked at each other, until the clown rolled his big eyes: "Whatever, although I am a lunatic, I always thought I was a straight man, not that I care about this, who cares? Why are you so serious, But really, it's kind of unique to have an old bat as a mate."

Mr. J: Can I kill him?It shouldn't matter.

"It's about time, I finally don't have to look at you and Bateman's hot eyes. Well, boring idiot, quantum space can only temporarily hide you from false gods, unless you stay here forever like me and continue to be you The Wall Street Dream, over and over again."

"Or you can destroy all the worlds and let the rag god get nothing."

"Or..."

The clown grinned strangely: "Put the watch on again."

"Fuck his rag god."