[Comprehensive] Clown training game

Arkham Asylum is as crazy and peaceful as ever. Compared to the outside world's speculation, it is not as lively as a market all day long, and there is no one "wow wow wow" running around the world like crazy.

In particular, the detainees in the core area of ​​Arkham are all "advanced lunatics", and they will not behave like that.Most of the time, they will do their own thing, accumulate strength secretly, and do not easily provoke others.

The clown is probably an exception. He belongs to the ADHD and talkative type. In Arkham, it’s like going back to his hometown. He recruits cats and dogs all day long, either to scare the prison guards, or to harass the inmates, or in his own cell "hahaha ", I don't know what to say.

But after a long time, the prison guards have gotten used to it. This is the normal state of the clown. He is just in a hurry, and there is no actual harm.In fact, this guy has been well-behaved for quite a long time. If he hadn't hidden a dirty bomb outside, maybe people really thought the clown had reformed himself.

Rehabilitation is impossible, not even in this lifetime.

Even when the plot of "Assault on Arkham" happened again, the clown just looked at the opposite Suicide Squad with great interest. After Harry explained in a panic, he touched his chin and shrugged nonchalantly: "That sounds strange." Boring, up to you, but Harry stays."

"She's got a tiny bomb in her neck, and we have to find the Riddler, or Waller's going to activate that thing." The Suicide Squad pals tried to speak for Harley Quinn.

However, the clown ignored him and just squinted at Harley Quinn, urging impatiently in a drawn out voice: "Harry—"

"I'm here, Pudding, oh, don't be angry, don't leave them." Harley Quinn knew what kind of person her boyfriend was, she was afraid of clowns, and she was even more worried that the two groups would fight.

Harley drove away the Suicide Squad unswervingly, leaned obsessively and tenderly on the clown's shoulder, and said softly, "Pudin, I've kept everything you told me to hide."

The clown touched her hair, which surprised Harry, she could even see the tenderness in the other's eyes.The clown would look at her like this, which made the clown girl panic, but the next moment, she heard the other party say indifferently: "Follow me to the electrotherapy room."

Sure enough, it was her illusion just now.

Tie Harley Quinn to the bed, connect the electrotherapy equipment, and the clown lowers his head to adjust the voltage and current.Then he looked at his teammates from top to bottom, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and asked with a smile, "Are you scared, Harley?"

Harley Quinn squinted her eyes. Since following the clown, this kind of treatment has become commonplace.

"I promise." The clown leaned down, leaned close to her ear, and said almost intimately: "This will hurt, hurt..."

Before he finished speaking, he turned on the device neatly, and a convulsive electric current passed through Harley Quinn's body.On the premise that it wouldn't kill anyone, it was almost at the maximum speed, Harry clenched his teeth, but let out a wild laugh from his nasal cavity.

The electric current disarmed the bomb on his neck almost instantly.

Amanda Waller got immediate feedback about the equipment failure, and she immediately practiced her deadshot, only to get the message "Harley Quinn ran off with the Joker".She became a little uneasy, if the clown has mastered the method of getting rid of the bomb, then whether the suicide squad is still under control...

Is she going to simply silence these people?

Just when Amanda Waller was in hesitation, she suddenly heard a strange but exaggerated voice from a communicator: "Dear Ms. Waller, I have a great suggestion, you want to hear it ?"

This is Harley Quinn's communicator channel!

Amanda Waller's pupils shrank rapidly, and just about to cut off the communication, she heard laughter from the other end, as if she knew what she was going to do, and said slowly: "Don't cut off the signal in a hurry... Unless you don't want to know, how to control superhumans."

The clown paused. Sure enough, the communicator never hung up. He raised his eyebrows.

After a long silence, he heard Waller ask, "What do you want?"

"No, no, what do you want? With all due respect, Amanda, your Suicide Squad is just out of kindergarten. You want to use this group of people to contain the Justice League? Oh, it's too bad, yours Taste needs to be improved, Amanda."

"Only my friends can call me 'Amanda', clown." Waller said coldly, "If all you have is bullshit..."

"I know what the Riddler has against you. Seriously, there's no need, Amanda." The clown said in a relaxed tone, "Batman is not a fool, even if he can't get what the Riddler has, he can guess what you are going to do." What."

"He has no proof."

"Hahahahaha, evidence, hahaha." The clown laughed so hard that he couldn't control himself. It took a long time before Waller lowered his laughter in a more impatient tone, and whispered softly like a devil's whisper: "Amanda , you've been in the White House too long."

"Crazies don't need evidence, Batman doesn't need... superhumans don't need it. Let your mind go, honey, now that you've got your hands in Gotham, you've got to learn—Gotham's way. Luthor bald in Metropolis doesn't work with Gotham, and it's not the same with Superman as it is with Batman."

"What do you want?"

"As long as one of the suicide squad escapes, they will kill you. Don't you know this very well? My dear, those bombs of yours are useless. What are you going to do?" The clown said happily One-liner, "Let the clown help you."

"None of them will bother you, I promise. As a courtesy, you must remember to come and chat with me, this place is boring, the bats don't come, alas, no one cares about poor unloved clowns .”

This is a deal, and Amanda Waller had to accept it.

First, she can no longer control the Suicide Squad, and anyone who escapes will come to her to seek revenge. This group of people will be hard to guard against if they want to attack; second, she is not enough for Batman, and she wants to destroy the Riddler evidence, so as not to be caught by Batman.

But the Joker's words told her very clearly: Do you really think it is important for Batman to have evidence?

Luthor's way of dealing with Superman and the White House's way of intrigue will not work in Gotham.She needs someone who understands Gotham to help her deal with Batman. Once the Justice League's brain is broken, the rest will be nothing to worry about.

The Joker is certainly not credible, but Waller couldn't find a better choice.

Amanda Waller knew she had made a deal with the devil when she put down her communicator, but she wasn't afraid.When her subordinates asked her if she wanted to activate the device, she just nodded casually.

Sure enough, only two people died in the bombing, the clown didn't lie to her, and the suicide squad had found a way out.

"We will come to you." Deadshooter issued a hunting notice almost proudly in the communication channel.

Amanda Waller, however, didn't even bother to answer him.Do you feel like you have won?If you want to hunt me down, let's see if you can escape Batman's pursuit, and the clown... is waiting in the dark.

When Mr. J and Waller corresponded, he did not avoid Harley Quinn.Therefore, when he looked back, it was not difficult to understand why Harley looked hesitant and worried. She really liked Deathshooter, even though it was so deep that she rebelled against the Joker for him.

"Worried about your little lover?" Mr. J asked jokingly, "Afraid that I will kill him."

Harley Quinn shook her head hastily, expressing her loyalty again.And Mr. J just walked up slowly, touched her hair again, and said calmly: "I promise not to kill him, but you have to help me kill other people."

Harley's expression changed unpredictably, and finally, in the half-smile of the clown, he gritted his teeth and nodded.

Mr. J laughed, took the wooden hammer from Harry's hand, and took out the dirty bullets inside.Harley only knew that the Joker asked her to keep the hammer safe, but she didn't know what was inside, so she could successfully deceive Batman before.

Mr. J handed the hammer back to Harley Quinn, and calmly said: "Then go, don't let me down, Harley."

He watched the figure of Harley Quinn disappear into the night in Arkham. Mr. J hummed softly and found his deadly clown suit again. in the hallway.

Even when Arkham's mass escape occurred, he had no intention of leaving.

The Suicide Squad throws Arkham into such a mess that Batman has to step in to bring the lunatics back in.He didn't see the clown in the escape crowd, only the clown Harley took advantage of the chaos and killed several companions of the suicide squad.

The huge hammer was stained with blood. When dealing with the Suicide Squad, Harley was also injured, but she didn't hesitate at all when facing Batman, and swung the hammer. Float up, and then use the catch net to cover the opponent.

"What is the clown trying to do, where's the dirty bomb?"

"I hate you, Bat, stay away from me!" Harley said struggling, she glimpsed Deathshooter out of the corner of her eye, and since she killed Frost Killer and Captain Boomerang, Deathshooter has been using that cold look look at her.

Harry believed that if it wasn't for the wrong timing, Lawton would have shot himself.

But she had no choice, she couldn't reject the Joker, and she couldn't put Deadshot and the Joker against each other.From the moment he met the clown this time, Harley had a bad premonition that the clown was even more difficult to deal with, and even had an oppressive sense of intimidation in terms of strength.

Lawton is by no means the current Joker's opponent.

"Where's the clown?" Batman was still asking the most concerned question, and then, he suddenly felt a scorching gaze, staring at his back almost impossible to ignore.

He suddenly raised his head and met the clown standing by the window on the third floor.

The Joker didn't escape with him, he didn't even leave his own floor.When everyone was fighting hard, he actually stood quietly and leisurely by the window, watching everything downstairs as if watching a farce.

He watched Harley kill the unsuspecting Captain Boomerang, watched Batman clean up the Arkham lunatics one by one, and even watched Harley be caught and interrogated by Batman.

The clown watched from beginning to end, with a nonchalant smile on his face.

Seeing Batman looking up at him, the Joker's smile deepened, and he even stretched out a hand, waved it beside his face, and greeted him provocatively.

Then, he took a few breaths of hot air on the glass, and with his index finger wearing a purple glove, wrote a sentence on the mist——

Darling, does your heart remember me?

The author has something to say: *The third week still starts with "Assault on Arkham". Mr. J's current actions are (1) helping Harley Quinn get out of trouble, (2) reaching a py deal with Waller, (3) ordering Harley Quinn to Kill the members of the suicide squad, (4) stand upstairs to watch the escape drama, and Batman sayhi

*Mr. J will not leave Arkham at the moment, he doesn't want to open a dishonest instance, and he has to wait for Jason Zaizai.