[Comprehensive] Clown training game

Mr. J died and returned to the original space. It was still the dark environment and the familiar screen.However, the person in the mirror on the screen has turned gray and is already in an unselectable state.

The remaining two cards, one is a man with a bag on his back, the man's back is facing Mr. J, under his feet is a beautiful avenue full of flowers, but as the road extends to the end, there are bones and demons everywhere.

The second card looks like a cozy log cabin at first glance. A woman whose face cannot be seen is making tea. She is wearing medieval clothes and is looking up at the slightly open window. Stretch out four slender and sharp devil's claws.

He chose the ID card for the first time, and it failed, but the problem is that

Mr. J can't remember how he failed. He actually forgot all about the mission plot of "The Man in the Mirror".Only the looming sense of anger still remains in my heart.

He frowned tightly, lost his restraint for the first time and walked to the screen, smashed the cold and solid shell, and asked, "Why did I lose my memory? You erased the memory of my first mission. The first time I How did it fail?"

Probably because Mr. J's uncharacteristic appearance is too scary, the system doesn't affect it, silently projecting on the screen "The task memory of the first identity card will affect the second and third cards, in order to ensure the fairness of the game , temporarily seal up the player's memory, and will return the player's memory after completing the punishment dungeon."

fuck your shitty system

"What's the matter with that anger debuff? Why didn't you say it before?" He didn't remember the last mission, but he vaguely remembered the piercing pain before he lost consciousness, and the system released a series of messages.

Hehe, he somehow added an "anger" bonus, who knows if the rest of the cards will also have this pitfall.

"In addition to the exclusive personality and tasks, each identity card also has a corresponding emotional debuff. The person in the mirror corresponds to anger, and the other two cards also have corresponding emotions. Please be prepared."

The system explained the previous question, but avoided the question "Why didn't I say it in the first place".I also know that there must be a conspiracy, Mr. J doesn't know, this system has never been uneasy and kind

Whether it's Jason, Bruce, or even the unrighteous bat at the beginning, they all have doubts about this, and want him to be separated from the system. However, on the one hand, the ability of this system is too mysterious, and he can't break free ; On the other hand, Mr. J's current self-protection ability does come from the system.

It is the system that gives him equipment, skills, rewards, and shops.

Without these things, Mr. J would be a lamb waiting to be slaughtered in another world. Not to mention that Bu Yichao and Lei Xiaoaogu could easily kill him, perhaps even an ordinary guard in Arkham could bully him.

The world will always be like this.

Using the system is like drinking poison to quench your thirst, you will die if you drink it, and you will die if you don't drink it.At least the system didn't directly want to kill him yet. It forced him to a certain destination step by step, but it always gave him a chance to survive.

Mr. J can even be sure that even if he couldn't bear to commit suicide, this system can still revive his soul, and clear the favorability of others again, so that Batman and Jason will no longer help him.

There was no way he could escape.

"Please choose the identity card." Mr. J couldn't help but sneered when he heard the urging words in his ear, and ordered a card casually. It was the warm house card in the middle, and it was also the only female card among the three characters. .

Milky white light surrounded Mr. J, and he was teleported into the copy again.

He's sitting in front of a mirror, uh no, it shouldn't be him, it's her.That's right, she is currently a woman, God is a woman, whoever is drawn on the card will become whoever she is

If at any other time, Mr. J transmigrated and became a woman, it must be a broken view.However, at this moment, he was stunned on the spot because of something more shocking.

He not only transmigrated into a woman, he also transmigrated into his former girlfriend, Lucy.

That's right, he would never be able to admit it wrong, even though the woman in the mirror was a little older, even haggard and sad.But those eyebrows and facial features are his Lucy.

Wait, why do I have to transmigrate into Lucy?

Mr. J twitched the corners of his mouth. He was about to stand up and walk around twice to relieve his mood, but he discovered a shocking fact that his stomach is so big. Wow, I haven’t seen Lucy for a long time, why did she get so fat after eating?

He stroked his chubby belly, as if it was filled with a watermelon, this fat one looked pregnant, uh, uh

he is pregnant

No, Lucy is pregnant

Impossible, he and Lucy are more in love than gold, even if he is killed by peanut butter, Lucy will not get married and become pregnant so soon.Who is which soul light thing made me green

And considering that he is currently the one with the big belly, the awkwardness in Mr. J's heart is even stronger.

Hehe, it's been a long time. Mr. J thinks that since time travel, he has never seen any big storms. He has seen no less than three versions of Batman alone. He dared to play casually, but he never imagined that one day, he would become a pregnant woman.

I time traveled and became my pregnant girlfriend, but the child is not mine, what should I do?

Mr. J was about to vomit blood, but it was not easy to attack.Lucy's body is obviously too weak, which must be the reason why she didn't take good care of her during pregnancy. He feels tired even after walking a few steps now.

If this continues, he is very worried about the health of the pregnant woman, and even more worried about whether the child will be able to support her after birth.

Wait, why should he worry about the rival's child? It's not right, it's also Lucy's child, or it's not right, this child is currently his child, he is pregnant, ah bah

Just as he was thinking about it, his stomach moved a little, and Mr. J almost cried out in fright.Hey, this situation is even scarier than the Silent Hill Demon Dance, isn't it?

What could be moving in his stomach? Isn't it the fetus? As a big man who has lived for decades, Mr. J never imagined that he would be where he is today.

The fetal movement didn't stop. Apart from frightening Mr. J at first, the next few times made his expression suddenly complicated.He likes children, he has always liked them, and if they were born by Lucy and himself, he would like them even more.

This is Lucy's body, but his own soul resides here. Rounding up and excluding some annoying genetic person, this can be regarded as his and Lucy's child.God the fuck you and Lucy's child

After all, it is flesh and blood, and Mr. J can even feel the uneasiness of the fetus.It's also normal, just when Mr. J first crossed, his mood was like riding a roller coaster. It is not appropriate for a pregnant woman to be overjoyed or sad.

Mr. J tentatively stretched out his hand, touched his stomach gently, and comforted him, saying it's okay, don't be afraid, it's all right.

As if the fetus could sense it, it gradually calmed down. Just as Mr. J breathed a sigh of relief, he actually felt something touch his palm against his belly.

He froze all over, it was the child in Lucy's stomach just now

Mr. J couldn't describe what kind of feeling that was.If you say it forcefully, it's like a bolt of lightning suddenly split in the chaos of heaven and earth.The resentment towards the system, the confusion and fear of the future, the jealousy of Lucy marrying and having children, and the forcibly increased crazy value, all these negative emotions are like being split by a sharp sword.

The little life beating under his palm was like a light illuminating the entire dark world, faint but extremely warm.

Fuck the clown, fuck the system.

Mr. J's eyes instantly softened, and with joy and anticipation that he didn't even know, he gently comforted the fetus in his stomach.And use your own brains, and directly brainstorm that your children will get married and start a business in the future.

Crazy, are you thinking too much, Mr. J

However, the most urgent task is to supplement nutrition for Lucy's body first, and to check the fetus' problems.As for Lucy's husband you said, the man who didn't show up

Mr. J hooked the corners of his mouth, what would a man like this who can't support his wife and children want to save for Christmas?

He searched through boxes and cabinets in this house. Except for a wedding photo, there were piles of performance props, all of which he had seen in Arthur's World. Mr. J just raised his eyebrows and threw it aside.

It wasn't until the end that he found a deposit of $150.

I have to find a way to get some money, and return to the financial system that I am best at. Mr. J looked at the crumpled US dollars and thought seriously.When he crossed over to become a clown before, he never thought about this problem, because it was not the top priority of the "clown".

The Joker is not short of money, nor does he care about it.

But Lucy and the baby in her stomach need enough dollars to take good care of them.It's just less than two hundred dollars, the plate is too small, there is not much room for manipulation, he needs a bucket of principal.

Mr. J tapped on the old newspaper that he found out. The photo on it was of Bruce Wayne. Wayne made a high-profile return to Gotham half a year ago, and since then he has dominated the headlines of the entertainment section every day.

Master Wayne, Batman, I'm sorry, Bruce, for the sake of his wife and children, he has to touch the richest man in Wayne.

"I'm back." Just after Mr. J finished formulating the "Pengci Wayne Plan" in his mind, the door opened, and a dejected man walked in from the outside. He was tall and thin, poorly dressed, and a little timid.

Mr. J glanced at the wedding photo, heh, here comes a useless man.

However, the next moment, he heard the system's prompt, "The identity card mission and Jack Napier are divorced."

Mr. j is good, the system, no problem, the system, the task is great, the system