[Comprehensive] Clown training game

The poor new Robin can only lie on the cold floor for more than half an hour, and no one cares about him at all.

Mr. J expressed [-] sympathies to him, but Jason just raised his eyebrows and said with disdain: "There is no medicine, just knocked out. After more than half an hour, even if you are extremely weak, you should wake up. "After all, this is also considered Robin, so his physical fitness and resistance are not so bad.

If the new Robin is still dizzy, it can only be said that the old Bat's education methods are really not as good as before.

If the other party was pretending to be dizzy... Jason showed a meaningful smile, then he was extremely conscious.

Tim did wake up, but not that early, probably when Mr. J was arguing with Jason about "Is it a clown" and Jason sighed and said "Give me a break".But he didn't dare to move. He knew the two people in this room, but he didn't know each other.

He knew him because he had naturally heard of the name of the clown, but Bruce never let him get close to Arkham, let alone a poisonous existence like the clown.

As for Jason, even though he had never met his ex-Robin, he guessed a thing or two from A Fu's few words, looking at the damaged Robin uniform in the Batcave, and Bruce's painful expression that he hesitated to speak several times. up.What kind of man was Jason Todd, he asked the butler once.

There was a moment of pain and freeze on the old butler's expression, which made Tim immediately regret mentioning this.

A few seconds later, Ah Fu sighed, and said to him: "Master Jason is different from you, and he is completely different from Master Dick. He is a bit like the opposite of you. He suffered too much on the street before, spent It took a long time to settle in here.”

"Trusting each other is itself a long process." Not only did Jason trust Bruce, but Bruce also had to learn to trust Jason.

"Many people may think that Master Jason is too naughty." Ah Fu smiled slightly as if recalling something: "But I don't think so, because he is the only one in the family who can help me with housework and can cook. Time to strike."

Tim blushed and said immediately: "Then I will..."

"Don't get me wrong, Master Tim, I didn't accuse anything, anyway, Master Bruce has been like this since he was a child. And I have always ordered you to enter the kitchen, considering..." Considering the fried kitchen attribute of the Bat family.

Who knows, Dick and Tim, who are not named Wayne at all, have inherited this attribute.Master Tim's family is relatively affluent. As the young master of the Drake family, it's fine if he doesn't know how to cook. Master Dick... The old butler felt heartbroken when he thought of the burnt black apple pie that a young boy made back then.

That day, I directly destroyed an oven at home.

Therefore, Jason, who can make delicious dishes and snacks, is simply a miracle of the Bat family.Along with that, Tim's impression of Jason who died prematurely became: born on the street, bad-tempered, good at housework and cooking, and killed by a clown.

I have to say that the keywords are quite accurate.

But at this moment, listening to the conversation between Jason and the clown, Tim felt like adding a few words to the other's character evaluation: schizophrenia, mental illness!

Jason ignored Tim who continued to pretend to be dizzy. After Mr. J had rested, he held the other hand for treatment.Seeing that the other party was so painful that he was covered in cold sweat, and his body began to convulse slightly, he went to the bathroom, soaked in cold water with a towel, and applied a cold compress for a while before letting him bite.

There are still two legs that have not been treated.

"No, talk to me and divert your attention." Mr. J shook his head and rejected the towel, and when Jason shrouded the magic light on his legs, he looked in Tim's direction and asked, "What are you going to do with him?" manage?"

Fake Tim pricked up his ears.

"Although my memory is not very clear, since I have caught it, there is no reason to send it back easily." Jason said calmly: "Why don't you use him as a hostage and write a threatening letter to the old bat. I'll take his clothes off in a while." Peel it off and lock it up."

Mr. J: ... No, what's wrong with you, you still want to take off your clothes?

"I'll give you a little suggestion. When you catch the bat members, the only way to ensure that they don't have any small props on them is to strip them off and check them." Jason sneered, healed another leg, and was about to move to the On the other side, I saw Robin who was lying on the floor jump up suddenly, and fled through the door.

Running away, not fighting back, is a wise move.

First, he was lying near the door, which was unlocked.

Second, when Robin fought against him before, he had already determined that he was not his opponent, so there was no need to try again.

Besides, Jason was tied up by the clown, so he had to put down his magic, bypass Mr. J, and get up to chase. This time was enough for Robin to go far. send it out.

Unfortunately, Tim doesn't know, Jason, he's a magical Jason now!

Water prison, teleportation, body lock... Jason's magic is done in one go, just as simple and crude as his fighting but efficient.

Seeing Robin unable to struggle, Jason shrugged his shoulders and continued to treat Mr. J's remaining foot.When Mr. J stood up again, his face was the same as the paint, but he moved his hands and feet a little, but it was the soul of the past.

"Is there a network signal here?" Mr. J asked, taking out a gold-red mobile phone from his pocket.

Jason reported the signal password to him. When Stark's artificial intelligence was turned on and quickly connected to the Internet, Mr. J also put on a special earphone, and heard a metallic voice inside saying: "Stark's system is connected. Among them, 34%... 56%... 89%... 99%, Stark's artificial intelligence system is online, hello, Mr. J, I'm your smart phone Alice, are you in trouble again now? "

When it is fully online, it changes from a pure metal voice to a little girl's voice, which is crisp and sweet, but somehow has a wonderful sense of arrogance, especially when asking Mr. J if he is in trouble, the voice is full of "You retarded adult" feeling.

Wait, why does his artificial intelligence have such a venomous and arrogant loli style?

"Robin was arrested, what's Batman's reaction?" Mr. J asked, this is the issue he is most concerned about right now.

Alice was silent for only two seconds, and then continued to say in that arrogant and soft tone: "Oh, he is on his way here."

"That's good... what the hell?!!!"

Mr. J never expected this answer. He felt his bones ache from head to toe again.But Alice said very calmly: "Robin was knocked out by the Arkham Knight after being separated from Batman during the night watch. He has been missing for two hours, 26 minutes and 56 seconds. Batman has been looking for him. Five minutes and 5 seconds ago, a camera caught the corner of the Batmobile."

"According to the judgment, Batman has obtained the whereabouts of Robin, and it is predicted that he will approach this place. Do you need to mobilize the weapon system?" Alice asked more calmly.

Wait, you're not Tony's creation, so there's no weapon system for you here.

"I can release false information to the Gotham police system to intercept and kill Batman, or change the traffic lights to cause a car accident to hold him back, or hack into the global weapon system of the US military and launch missiles at Gotham. Would you like the above? Which solution, Mr. J? But the latter will take time."

Mr. J: No, Alice, thank you, I don't need either.And... what the hell did Tony put in you?

He could finally understand why the people in that world showed weird expressions when Tony Stark's name was mentioned.Tony is really too hateful.

No matter who has obtained this level of technology, he will become the object of everyone's precautions.

Of course, Mr. J doesn't think that the information technology of the Justice League is so backward.Among other things, I heard that there is a hero in the alliance called Cyborg, who is a cyborg and is responsible for the encryption of important secrets and technological counterattacks.

It’s okay to hack into the Gotham police system, but if you really hack into the secret system of the US military, you may encounter obstacles and scare the snake... Wait a minute, why does he automatically assume the villain’s thinking mode?

Mr. J shook his head, shaking the blackening plan out of his brain, and told Jason about Master Wayne's coming.

"5 minutes ago? Huh." Jason sneered, looked at Tim and said, "He should have used emergency help and positioning props just now, it doesn't matter, even if the old bat can really fly, I can still use teleportation, in brother Tan has more than just one safe house."

He seemed to be itchy and wanted to beat Robin up, but the latter was still obstinately looking at him even though he was bound by magic, which doubled Jason's irritability caused by the revival pool, and he was almost uncontrollable. He raised his hand, and was hugged by Mr. J... unexpectedly hugged?

You have to calm down, baby.

Mr. J twitched the corners of his mouth. In terms of intimacy, Jason is naturally his cub, but the problem is that this new Robin looks like a teenager at most. If he unilaterally beats a child, he will be struck by lightning.

"Okay, I won't hit him." Jason couldn't laugh or cry, but his bloodthirsty and violent mentality was miraculously calmed down.

However, when Jason opened the portal, threw Robin there first, walked in, and waved to Mr. J, the latter shook his head.

"What are you doing, Batman will be here soon." Jason frowned and said anxiously.

Mr. J also leisurely corrected: "It's not that soon, it's already here, and there are five seconds before he kicks the broken glass." Alice in his ear was counting down to him, looking into Jason's eyes, he But he smiled: "I have something to talk to Batman about."

"..." Jason opened his mouth, but he didn't speak in the end. He turned his head with complicated eyes. The moment he closed the portal, he heard the sound of glass shattering, and the familiar black figure kicking in through the window.

The white glass shards fell on the black cloak like ice crystals. The dark knight raised the cloak to cover half of his face, and with his right hand shaking, he swung all the glass shards to the ground. How handsome he looked handsome.

If you are a Batman fan girl, you should be screaming at the screen right now.

However, Mr. J just tilted his head and asked very curiously: "Why don't you go through the door? Do you have any inexplicable addiction to windows?"

Batman: ...shut up.

"Where's Robin?" His voice was low, and the distorted voice was not like a real person because of the voice changer.

"Uh, guess what?" Mr. J didn't want to betray Jason, so he could only try to get away with it.

Batman: Huh.