[Comprehensive] Clown training game

Strangling these two bastards?Of course he wanted it, but he couldn't beat these two.

Moreover, to a certain extent, it was indeed Mr. J and Jason who saved his life, and he did not actually become a woman, but the women's clothing was indeed... just women's clothing, no, he would never wear a skirt until he died , and will not wear makeup!

To sneak back to America, you need a few things.

The three of them are currently without status, and Tony naturally has a solution, as long as he is given a computer connected to the Internet.Iron Man is Iron Man not because of the armor, but because of his brain and heart.

He is locked in a cave, a man who can make a generation of battle armor out of scraps, okay?

No, you're a dressmaker now...

However, Tony did not use the money in his account, which was too easy to be discovered by those who were watching.He used the Internet to steal a few sums from the accounts of Happy and Pepper, and he will pay them back in double in the future.

Then, it was time to forge the identities of the three people. What kind of fake certificates are so low, okay? Tony dismissed it. If you want to fake it, you have to start from the source. He simply created three brand new people. His birth certificate, school education, even work experience, and housing loans are all genuinely recorded.

In modern society, information exists by definition.

Anyone who checks and consults the information will feel that there is such a person, unless it is an on-site inspection.But having said that, Jason sat by the side and gave some guidance. This little guy was trained to be very shrewd by the old bat.

The schools and even the companies he chose for the three of them were very large.In other words, if there is one more person and one less person, no one will be able to find out. Even if you ask those people in person, "Do you have a colleague named Jonathan?"

In the end, Tony bought three tickets back to New York.

"Why not a plane ticket?" Mr. J was drinking from a coconut with a small red umbrella stuck in it.

"The inspection of the plane is stricter. Besides, everyone thinks that I like flying more." Tony turned off the computer and said, and Hydra probably felt the same way, so he simply did the opposite.

What he bought was not only a ticket, but also a tourist-type luxury cruise.

There are still a few stops on the way back to New York, and Hydra must think he's in a hurry to get home and won't take such a slow ride.Jason thought it was safer, and Tony was convinced.

Efficiency and safety, or the latter is more important.

"Time is a very subtle thing." Tony played with the sunglasses in his hand and raised his eyebrows. "Sometimes, if you give the enemy some time, you can see more clearly what their purpose is."

"You can just say that you're just waiting for Hydra to be violent, watching the situation from the sidelines, and then jumping out suddenly to scare them." Mr. J took another sip of the sweet and refreshing coconut juice, shrugged and said, "You He's a bad character."

"Thank you for the compliment, each other." Tony said with a half-smile, "After all, I'm not the one who likes to dress others in women's clothes, shave their heads, and call them lobsters."

Tony Stark said that in his little book, I will remember it clearly for you, and I will let you die clearly afterwards!Stark never forgets! ! !

Their judgment was not wrong, and they did not encounter any obstacles on board the cruise ship. Even if Hydra sent people, they also sent secret posts, at least they didn't see anything on the surface.Even Jason couldn't tell anything was wrong.

There are many families on the cruise.

The man transformed by Mr. J has a middle-aged appearance, and this beautiful woman who is transformed into Tony, and has such a big son, will inevitably attract the attention of others.Although Tony was extremely unhappy, he still picked out a few decent sets of clothes for Mr. J.

Even the watch in his hand is a newly bought famous brand. Standing on the deck and raising his hand, he shows his aura of local tyrants.

"I don't really understand." Mr. J used to be on Wall Street, and he is not a bumpkin who has never seen the world, but such expensive clothes and watches were only worn by bosses before, and he was a little embarrassed to wear them on himself, " Why am I dressed like this?"

"This will make it easier for your son to find a young mother." Tony rolled his eyes, "You have no talent, no looks, and you are old, tell me why a beautiful woman will post to you, huh?"

It's nothing for a rich man to have a lover, but a middle-aged uncle who is frustrated and has a beautiful girlfriend who is up to date is a strange and abnormal phenomenon. Again, Hydra is not a fool.

Moreover, among the several identities Tony created before, Mr. J played the role of a middle-level and high-level company, while his own identity was a country girl who came from a small town to the metropolis of New York. normal.

"When I was in New York, I saw this situation more than a dozen times a day."

"The U.S. dollar is everyone's favorite baby." Tony sneered, he was still wearing neutral shirts and pants today, but the style was still women's, "I can't see, you adapted well, pretending to be like that One thing."

That's not true, he can be the most handsome kid on Wall Street, if he hadn't been tricked here by peanut butter, he might also be a rich man in the future. Mr. J puffed out his proud little chest.

It's probably because of his discomfort with the transformation. Tony has been keeping a cold face these days, and Mr. J can't blame him.Therefore, in the eyes of others, it is the beauty who is unhappy, but the man next to him is trying to coax the little lover but it is useless.

A cruise ship is a magical place, and many people come here just to have fun.

In particular, Tony, a rich man who doesn't know the sufferings of the world, bought the top ship, the top cabin, the kind of VIP cabin suite where he can have dinner with the captain.

The clothes and watches he selected for Mr. J, and even every cuff button, are even more extraordinary.

Tony was not willing to talk to Mr. J, so naturally other beauties approached him.And coveting the beauty, of course there are other men approaching Tony, who is the number one playboy in New York, and he can tell what these men are thinking with a glance.

Tony laughed angrily.

He is a person who never knows how to restrain himself, even if he is chased and killed by Hydra... When he encounters verbal teasing, he will always speak back with a vicious tongue.Stark's mouth is famous all over the world for its vicious and sharp mouth. Even Nick Fury can be so angry that he has a cerebral hemorrhage. Even Captain America has been speechless countless times and can only tear sandbags with his bare hands.

Tony opened his mouth and sprayed the venom with a "pow bah bah", and the smiling men who approached all left with livid faces.

Naturally, while Jason and Mr. J were not around, and there were still those who wanted to come up and make a move, he almost didn't get kicked off the boat with a grinning grin.After this matter became serious, the crew of the ship was naturally alarmed, and Mr. J was also called.

Tony crossed his arms, his face full of sarcasm, his brown eyes were filled with "What can you do to me?"

Tony Stark has been hated since he was a child. Except for his deceased parents, he has never been afraid of anyone in his life.Even in the face of the President of the United States, he would not accept it.He has such capital and ability, and he never wants to wrong himself in this regard.

Tactfully flattering, flattering and tactful?If it does not exist, it is impossible to do it in this life.

Mr. J feels his head hurts, boss, can he take it?Boss, can you stop for a moment?Boss, you are not afraid of Hydra, I am afraid!Seeing the sufferer and the staff looking at him in embarrassment, Mr. J heaved a long sigh.

"I'll pay for the medicine, so let's forget about it." Mr. J said.

A ruthless look flashed in the man's eyes, medicine fee?Is it a matter of money?Is he short of money?

"Then what do you mean?" Mr. J asked with a smile.

"She has to apologize to me!"

Apologizing is impossible, not possible in this life, even if he beat Captain America violently, he will not apologize. (No, if you think about it too much, the captain will neither touch you nor be beaten by you and not hide)

"Heh." A sneer sounded, but it didn't come from Tony.

Mr. J walked up to the "Sufferer", patted him on the shoulder, leaned close to his ear, and said softly: "We really want to investigate why she beat you? Shh, shhh, listen to me, I'm not What a good-tempered person, you dare to touch my people, then from tonight onwards, you have to be more careful when you sleep, even if there is one less person on board, the captain will not go back again, right? "

"Also, this isn't the first time you've harassed a woman. Guess how much I can dig up? No one dares to sue you because you're rich and powerful, but if I'm willing to pay to bring those victims together What? Uh huh~"

When Mr. J said these few words, he used the tone of a clown, that kind of madness and joy that was eager to try.

Then, he took the phone from Jason and showed him a few photos.Well done, son, you are worthy of being Batman's disciples. Your Bat family's ancestral intelligence gathering ability is too powerful!

This incident is not over. This kind of person would not know the pain unless he had a knife on his neck.

That night, Mr. J let out a man in a suit. Of course, he was instructed not to kill people, but the image of the Silent Hill monster can definitely scare people to pee their pants.

Jason suggested hanging him upside down on the boat, letting his head touch the sea surface to help him calm down.Mr. J refused because the operation was too troublesome and he had to find a rope.

The person in the suit is so easy to use. After being scared, it is directly sent to the pet space, appears out of thin air, and disappears out of thin air, which is enough to scare the bastard for a while, ah, bah, a bastard who just sees sex!How dare you move your hands!

This matter was not hidden from Tony, and I don't know whether the pet space is more shocking, or the people in the trap are more terrifying.Or, the reason for Mr. Stark's daze is something else?

"Why do you do this?" Moonlight shines through the window, illuminating the woman's beautiful face, but her brows are frowning.

"He deserves it, hey, I didn't kill anyone, I just frightened me." It seems that the Avengers here have no principle of not killing, but what if Iron Man thinks they are too cruel?

Don't guess what rich people think, just like Uncle Wayne, they are very difficult to serve.

No, what I want to ask is, why would you save me?And why do you want to do this for me?

It stands to reason that they are only temporarily cooperating, and no one trusts the other, and they are even enemies to some extent.That is, they were forced together by the common enemy Hydra, and the two of them wanted to go back, and Tony wanted to get back the Rubik's Cube.

"I'm not really a woman, you know that?" Tony folded his arms and raised his eyebrows: "So, why is your inexplicable Robin Hood behavior? I'm not a delicate flower that you want to protect."

He made himself sick when he said that.

"It's not convenient for you to beat him, so I'll do it for you." Mr. J touched his head, then shrugged and said, "And what kind of person is he, dare to insult the dignity of a hero?" Even if that unlucky guy doesn't know Tony is Tony.

It's not that he hasn't read the news. Jason has investigated a lot of Iron Man's deeds on the first day.

Some people say that Tony is a vain profiteer, and Iron Man is the symbol of his vanity; Like the biggest lavish party in New York that he held for days and nights, it was a new way to show off.

To be honest, Mr. J doesn't care much about who Tony is, this world has been entered by mistake!

Good people, bad people?

There is no need to make such a clear distinction. Originally, Mr. J was also the one who would help the dungeon boss Aretha, who would empathize with the clown Arthur, and who would know the clown girl's madness, and even run to ask her to take her away with her.

Mr. J works with his heart and does not rely on rules.

So after ignoring whether Iron Man is good or evil, what Mr. J sees is the pride of this man.Tony Stark is a man with extremely high self-esteem, and Tony has his own pride and persistence.

Kill him, yes; humiliate him, no.

Mr. J doesn't want to see Stark's self-esteem being trampled under his feet, even if they are avoiding the pursuit of Hydra, even if it is a better choice to keep a low profile at this time.

Just like what he said before, what is that man, is he worthy of insulting Tony?