[Comprehensive] Clown training game

If you are facing a group of avengers, a group of mages with unknown positions, and a "Boston Lobster" with a ferocious smile, and you have offended almost everyone, what should you do?

What else can I do?Run away!

The only ones who can stop Jason from using the hanging ring are probably the mages, but don't forget that Mr. J's reputation as a temple mage is friendly!friendly!Master Gu Yi is still their master, so why rush each other, Junior Brother Horse Face!

Jason opened the passage and was about to run. The mages looked at Doctor Strange, who shook his head imperceptibly. He noticed that the timeline of this world collapsed because of the loss of the space gem, but as long as the gem returned to the universe, he would not No intention of hurting Mr. J and the two of them.

After all, Master Gu Yi once mentioned them and joked: "They are very interesting people who can bring people expectations. I also want to see if the final ending will be different."

Since it is the expectation of Master Gu Yi, it is not easy for him to intervene, and he even has to help when necessary.

Watching Doctor Strange look around the sky, leading mages to pretend they don't exist, what?Fight magic with magic?I haven't heard of it. Besides, we can't think of any way to stop the transmission of the suspension ring.

Facing the passivity and non-cooperation of the mages, what else can the Avengers do but roll their eyes?They are not from the magic side, they can only watch helplessly as the owner of the Rubik's Cube disappears into the passage.

Hehe, sure enough, magicians are all sophomores.

It is rare to cross a universe, and the alliance of the two heroes still maintains a high degree of unified cognition.

But even if there is no magic, it doesn't mean they are really helpless, especially when Iron Man's satellite system is all over the world.This technology madman actually located the location where the opponent teleported in the next moment, and then chased after him with a "whoosh".

It seems that the psychological shadow of "big lobster" is still quite big, ha.

"Catch up, Captain?" Hawkeye asked.

Captain America frowned, and asked again and again in the communication system: "Iron Man? Send a location... Hello, Stark... Tony!" Probably because it was annoying, Tony blocked the communication directly, only the artificial intelligence did not The voice of apologizing for my master.

Captain America: ...I'm so tired, it's so difficult for me.

Looking at the eyes of his companions, he was also very helpless, what was he chasing after?Where are you chasing?They don't have the battle suits that are going fast, even if they take a special plane, they still have to rely on the intelligence assistance of SHIELD without positioning.

And Iron Man, who was devoted to "revenge and revenge", killed the clown father and son.

When Jason teleported, he was still a little worried about the difference between the two worlds, so he didn't travel too far. The two stopped at the entrance of a road restaurant. Headphones, a feeling of being immersed in your own world.

Mr. J heaved a sigh of relief, he finally escaped from the sky, the expression of that lobster man was too scary.

Cub, you are so reliable, you are really the sweetest cub in the world!

Mr. J looked at the young Jason with emotion. It was him who stopped the extremely angry Batman. He would rather quarrel with his adoptive father (although this is a daily routine for father and son) than to prove his innocence; In front of the Lobster Man, he led his old father to escape all the way... Fuck, what is flying in the sky?

Why is the glowing red so familiar?

Terrible, the lobster man is chasing after him! !Come on, run away! ! !

Jason, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, had to cheer up and teleport the two away again. As a result, not long after landing, he was overtaken by Tony again.

Jason was sure that the opponent must have a tracking method, maybe magic, no, this set of equipment is not like a hero on the magic side.He thought of the steel skeleton of the Justice League. The steel skeleton system is connected to all artificial satellites on the earth, and can also monitor the surrounding universe with the help of watchtowers.

Could it be that the other party is also a member of the high-tech side?

He looked towards the sky, and chose a more sparsely populated and farther place for the next teleportation.Perhaps because of the long distance, the lobsterman couldn't keep up for a while.

"Change your outfit and hide." Jason said decisively.

Mr. J has no reason not to agree, both of them have a lot of experience in cross-dressing, especially when Jason learned magic from Zatanna and others, he consciously learned some seemingly heretical but extremely practical skills.

For example, transformation magic.

In general, Zatanna and Doctor Fate are rarely... no, never used.After all, there are Martian Manhunters in the alliance who are born with the ability to transform, and magicians are not good at camouflage and lurking.

Even if it is only occasionally used by Constantine when he is running for his life, it is to avoid humans.Because devils never rely on face to find people, and most of the people who chased and killed Zha Kang were not human.

Therefore, this transformation magic, which is even a little troublesome, is useless, but Jason learned it happily.And it soon became useful, the two of them transformed, Mr. J no longer had the clown makeup, but became an ordinary white American middle-aged male, and Jason next to him became smaller, looking only 12 years old. Eye color and hair also change with age.

Unless the lobster man is locking on energy, face recognition is definitely useless.

The two were about to pry a car at the gas station and leave. Sure enough, the next moment, the red steel man fell to the ground suddenly, causing a small shake. The staff at the gas station gave him a blank look, quite dissatisfied.

Mr. J pulled Jason and pretended to be an ordinary father and son on a road trip.

And Tony looked at everything in front of him suspiciously, and they moved away again?No, it's impossible, the wizard's teleportation magic has very special energy fluctuations, and Doctor Strange has verified this.

Well, they are hiding.

Staring at the only father and son on the scene, he walked slowly forward. Mr. J sweated, but pretended that nothing happened, as if he was waiting for the car to refuel, and a sudden change happened in an instant——

The Lobster Man...ah no, it was Iron Man who suddenly fell to his knees and made a look of extreme pain.

It was as if, as if locked by this suit of armor, his hands were convulsed as if he wanted to take off the armor, but he couldn't do it, and he felt like he was about to suffocate.

In fact, Tony was scolding his mother, his armor was out of control and wanted to strangle himself, it was simply... In fact, it’s good to get used to this kind of thing, right?Ah bah, I'm used to your size!

He anxiously called the artificial intelligence butler, but the latter seemed to be forcibly blocked, and there was no sound.

Jason and Mr. J glanced at each other. Although they didn't understand what the other party was doing, this was a good opportunity to escape.However—you can't really watch the lobsterman die in front of you, can you?

And don't be a lobster strangled to death by a lobster shell, it's ridiculous in the world, if it's this way of death... Wait, it seems that choking to death with peanut butter is not a face-saving thing!

Jason ran over first to check the other party's situation.

As expected of the cub of the bat family, no matter how fierce his mouth is, his heart is also the best. Mr. J felt a little soft in his heart. Naturally, it was impossible to go again. He also ran to squat down and said, "Is there a way to peel off this layer of mechanical shell?"

Jason shook his head: "The high-tech armor can fly at an altitude of several thousand meters and can be used to fight non-human beings. Iron Man's suit is definitely not made of ordinary materials. You can't risk cutting it, I'm afraid it will have side effects. "

Tony struggled for a moment, his lungs were getting less and less breath, making his eyes black.

"What about magic?"

"There is a kind of magic, but it is more difficult." Jason looked distressed, and he was able to peel the human body directly from the environment. There is indeed this kind of magic, and it is also the "chicken rib" he learned when he was bored. It is the kind of serious mage who has no one want to learn something.

However, the human body is not like a dead thing. If there is a mistake, the lobster man can be turned into a lobster salad today, which is the kind where the lobster meat is torn into strips and mixed with vegetables.

Mr. J: ... What a wonderful metaphor.

Forget it, it's better than suffocating to death in the lobster shell, he gave the other party a firm look.The next moment, Jason gathered all his energy, perceived the unique energy of the human body which is different from the machine, and forcibly separated the whole person from the armor.

Tony was breathing again, but as he recovered, he realized...why he was naked.

Mr. J looked at Jason, who turned his head with a guilty conscience, and retorted a little angrily: "It's said to be stripping the human body, and clothes are not considered human bodies, so of course they will be leaked!"

I understand the reason.

But, son... why doesn't he even have hair?

"Growing hair is a dead thing, and you can't feel energy fluctuations." Jason said firmly.

No, no, Mr. Lobster Meat's expression seemed to be going in the direction of madness.Just when Tony was about to die with the two, the second attack came again, obviously the same group of people who controlled the armor, and the target was Stark who was alone.

It was like a tiger's den just after leaving the wolf's den, and he ran away with the people who chased and killed him before.

Life is so exciting!

Jason opened the suspension ring again, but this time, he staggered. Mr. J hurriedly supported him, frowned and said, "Is there anything else you haven't told me about the magic just now?"

Jason smiled guiltyly: "It consumes more energy?"

If anyone can easily peel off a human body, then think about it, wouldn't it be easy to mash a human body into mud?Therefore, this has extremely high requirements for magicians, which is why Zatanna and others do not usually use it.

Magic is not everything.

When the spirit is exhausted, even if it does not die, it will become an idiot, and even like Constantine, when it is driven to a dead end, it can only give up its vitality, and even sacrifice its soul to call other forces for assistance.

"Stop using teleportation." Mr. J whispered.

"They're coming." Jason frowned.

Damn it, why is everyone in this world following her? Mr. J looked at Tony next to him, and asked hurriedly, "How did you catch up with us before?"

"Global satellite face recognition and positioning system." Tony curled his lips, "Don't ask, if you ask, my things have been stolen."

Mr. J: ...Why is it that someone's black technology is stolen, and they still have such a calm face, as if your daily life is the same?

Tony let out a long sigh, and said with great vicissitudes: "You don't understand."

There is a saying that goes well, when it comes to the killer of high-tech villains, nine out of ten are Stark's fault.What else can he say?You must know that other worlds are not like this. There are many scientific villains, and everyone is just fighting wits and courage.

But when they came to their world, it became inexplicably, as if there was only one scientist in the Tony Stark family in the whole world.

Tony: I am also very desperate, I am too difficult, okay.