[Comprehensive] Clown training game

Who is Hydra?Or there are many people in this world, but the two outsiders definitely don't know about it.

Jason is quite knowledgeable, he frowned, and said: "Hydra, the hydra in Greek mythology, it is said that it has nine heads, if one of the heads is cut off, two heads will be born immediately Come. Finally, Hercules, the Greek god of Hercules, used his wisdom and succeeded in defeating the opponent."

Anyway, this thing is a mythical monster, but it is impossible for a monster to send an international representative to arrest people.Therefore, it is obvious that it is the name of an organization. It is not a good thing to be named like this.

Moreover, Jason knew that some large organizations and developed countries would secretly conduct human experiments in war-torn small countries.These are all hidden conventions, and the word "run away" can clearly reflect the bad intentions of the comer.

Over the past few days, they had gradually gotten to know Dr. House, and he would not use the word "run" unless it was absolutely necessary.The x at the end should be a person or another organisation, and the contact number is on the reverse.

"They seem to be coming this way." Seeing Jason frowning and thinking, Mr. J couldn't help being anxious. He is the kind of action-oriented person, and he really doesn't understand the problem of Batmen having to think clearly about everything.

He secretly carried Jason off the bed, ignored him and glared at him, then put him on his back, squatted forward cautiously, and ran out the door little by little under the cover of night: "We are like this, but Good material for a test case."

Without any identity, no one would care if he disappeared.

"Don't be afraid, Jie, I will get you out safely." Mr. J felt the boy on his body tremble a little, thinking that the other person was afraid, but in fact, it was Jason who could hardly restrain himself because he came into contact with the clown again ptsd symptoms.

He wants to attack and protect himself, but rationally repeats over and over again: not now, the current clown is not your enemy, he will not hurt you again.

This short tens of meters was a torment for both of them.

Mr. J gently put the person on the off-road vehicle, and started the engine in the dark, the huge roar was even more eye-catching in the quiet night.He secretly cursed "**", stepped on the gas pedal and rushed out.

The map Zemo gave him is still there, and Morris can't stay any longer. Fortunately, the war in Sokovia has just ended, and various systems have not been restored. As long as they go to remote places, no one will question their identities.

I hope the group of "Hydra" behind him don't care about a pair of ordinary "father and son" who escaped.Dr. House probably wouldn't betray them, and he still expected them to find "x" for help, but where should he make this call?

It was their first night in the wilderness. Fortunately, there were food, drink and medicine in the car. Mr. J didn't know how to start a fire, so he could only stare at a pile of dry wood in a daze. He couldn't see Jason directly, so he ordered him to hug him, and lit a fire neatly with a flint and steel.

"Oh, so that's how it's used." Mr. J put the pot on it, soaked the bread in boiling water until soft, added some dried meat, sprinkled some salt, and handed it to Jie after it cooled down a bit. Sen, "The map says that there is a small town to the south, and you should be able to make a call."

"Do you know who x is? Do you know when he will come? Do you know where he will stand?" Jason sneered and asked a series of questions, "You don't even know Dr. House well enough, so how dare you act directly. "

No matter how crazy the clown is, he is still from Gotham, and no one in Gotham is so naive.

"You mean to give up Dr. House, hey, you can't be like this, kid." Mr. J said seriously.

Jason rolled his eyes: "Ha, the clown teaches you how to be a human being."

"I'm not a clown." Mr. J said suddenly, "I'm not crazy either."

"Every lunatic says that, you can go to Arkham and ask around."

"Do you have to yell at me with every word?"

"Considering the fact that you beat me up and disabled me, I think it's a very friendly behavior just to tease you."

The two of them stood by the fire in the wilderness, staring at each other, neither of them willing to show weakness first, just like two childish ghosts.Finally, Mr. J wiped his face helplessly, and pleaded: "Jason... well, believe it or not, and I don't care if I am a clown or not. The current situation is that we have arrived in a strange world, and a group of people called The HYDRA people may be after us."

"Let's pass the level in front of us first?"

Jason curled his lips, nonsense, of course he knows, and has been cooperating, okay?It's just that, verbally, he still likes to tease the clown when he has the opportunity, and without himself, that idiot can't even use flint and steel!

When the car arrived at the small town of □□, they realized that this place was not much better than the dilapidated village at the beginning, and it looked like "the village has no Internet connection". Fortunately, there is a small public store in the whole town. An old-fashioned landline that is said to be able to make international calls.

Mr. J used all his valuables in exchange for this opportunity to make a phone call.

The man who answered the phone, with a gentle voice, called himself "Hank."After hearing that they were looking for x, he muttered twice and let the other answer the phone.

"Hello?" The voice was extremely elegant, gentle and polite, with a British accent, a bit like a housekeeper in Arthur's world, "I'm Professor X, what can I do for you?"

"Uh, it's like this, Professor." Mr. J told the story of Dr. House, and of course, the hellish Hydra, "Look, I don't know if I was hunted down, and I don't know What to do, my God, I have a baby with me."

Jason rested his forehead on the side, and the idiot revealed the news to someone who didn't know the details again.Could it be that the price for the clown to become a good person is to become a mentally handicapped person?Pig teammate and wolf opponent can only choose one, how do you choose?

Mr. J couldn't help complaining, he didn't mean it, but Professor X seemed to have a kind of magical power, that kind of gentle voice was full of magic, people couldn't refuse, people instinctively asked him for help.

"I will send someone there as soon as possible, thank you for your help, Mr. J." Professor X's tone was serious, but he also comforted the other end: "Don't worry, everything will be fine, and our people will be fine too. Find you as soon as possible to ensure your safety."

Mr. J: ... No, you just need to deal with Hydra.

In fact, Jason doesn't believe in Professor X at all, which is a common suspicion among the bat family.Regarding this, Mr. J has some complaints. Mr. Wayne is actually a pretty good person, but you see that he taught children to be like this, tsk.

He didn't know at all that his current state of mind was like a single father who took his child on a trip and found out that his ex-wife had taught his son badly.Shhh, don't let the bat hear that.

However, even though he felt that this was not very good, the doting "clown dad" still obeyed Jason unconditionally.Before Professor X could send someone, he took Jason on the wandering road again.

They didn't know how long they had been walking, and they didn't know where they were. On the verge of running out of medicines and food, they encountered a circus. After asking, they found out that they had left the land of Sokovia.

"But I didn't see the border soldiers." Mr. J said blankly.

The burly man in the circus laughed and said, "Sokovia is in such a mess, of course no one will take care of it, and there are some small countries next to it, and their border soldiers often give themselves vacations and go back."

...can still do this.

However, even after leaving Sokovia, Mr. J and Jason were still in a situation where they ran out of ammunition and food.They have no documents, no jobs, no source of income, and don't even know how to get back.

Perhaps it was the right choice to wait for Professor X to come?

But he couldn't say that to Jason, it seemed like he was blaming a child.He knew that Jason was also concerned about his safety. The child had already suffered too much, and their relationship had improved recently. Jason finally stopped squinting at him!

"Listen to me, let's find a job in the circus. They said they will continue to travel around, and when we save enough money, we will return to the United States." Mr. J said to Jason.

The latter was silent for a few seconds, nodded and said, "Okay." After wandering in the wild for so long, they had to return to the civilized world to get more information. There must be some magic in this world.

So, relying on Mr. J's perfect tongue and this natural clown face, he successfully persuaded the head of the group, Mr. Tull.Especially when he is holding a circus photo and circling around, making flower balloons for the children, and telling all kinds of jokes, he still looks quite competent.

Thank you Arthur for his pre-job training.

In fact, the circus originally had clowns, and they were quite dissatisfied with the addition of Mr. J.But who is Mr. J?Those are Wall Street elites. Although they have zero experience in wild survival, they are at the peak level when they look at people and talk nonsense.

It only took him three days to make the original clown treat him like two good brothers, and the division of labor between the two was clear.The original clown was still in charge of the official performance, while he was outside setting up balloons, teasing children, playing signs, and attracting tourists.

In order to earn more money to go to the United States, and also to take Jason to a good hospital in the United States, Mr. J also bought a few boxes of snacks and drinks and put them in his clown pocket. Take the opportunity to sell to each other's parents.

Everyone in the circus knew about this, but felt that their father and son were pitiful, and Jason was still disabled, so he accepted it with a blind eye.

Mr. J is such a person who can strike up a conversation and talk. It didn't take long for him to get along in the circus like a fish in water. In addition, he can speak well, and he also worked hard to study the skills of clown performances. He was well received by tourists and made a lot of money.

"One, two, three." Every night, under the dim oil lamp, Mr. J counted the small money he earned today on his bed, wringing his fingers and thinking about how many days it would take before he could make up the money he stole. .Cost of crossing the United States.

The black and white existence of the parade circus is of course a person who knows the people who do this kind of business.The latter said, one hundred thousand dollars per person, and no counter-offer, and he can earn fifty dollars a day selling snacks and begging for tips (a little more will be deducted when exchanging local currency), and hundreds of dollars if he is lucky. Not a problem.

Mr. Tull, the head of the circus, gets paid every month, and he can also get hundreds of dollars.It's two or three thousand a month, um, in about five or six years, I'll be able to save all the money...Your sister!

Although to Mr. J, salty fish is salty fish everywhere, but he can see how much Jason wants to go back to Wayne.They are the real father and son, how could they be separated (not) for such a long time.

"You didn't have dinner today." Jason said from the wheelchair.

"Oh, there just happened to be a wave of customers, so it would be a pity not to go." Mr. J said without turning his head, counting how much money he had saved again, "It's okay, just eat more in the morning."

"I left you two slices of bread and bacon on the table."

"Oh, then I'll..." Huh?What was Jason saying? ! !

Mr. J turned around holding the wrinkled banknotes, and saw Jason's expression calm and unwavering, and his dull appearance was like a squirrel holding a nut but encountering a glacier.

Jason laughed, but without malice.

What else can he say?If the clown can act for the first half of the year, Jason said that he would not be wronged.And if the clown has a split personality until now, then he really can't hate this personality who wholeheartedly protects him.

A clown is a clown, and Mr. J is Mr. J. Even though they share the same body and the same face, to Jason, they are two people.He has lived in the quagmire of Gotham since he was a child, and no one knows better than him what true care and love is.

If Bruce is the only light in the dark night sky, then Mr. J is a pair of gentle hands stretched out from the depths of hell when he fell into hell, trying to isolate him from the damage as much as possible, trying to lift him out of hell.

"By the way." Jason raised his eyebrows and said as he pushed the wheelchair, "I discussed it with the team leader, and he agreed that I could make cakes and candies for sale in my free time. I'm not boasting, but I'm pretty good at making sweets .”

"Batman will die of old age when you sell snacks and save money to return to the United States by yourself."

Mr. J: ... Baby, although you care about Dad, why do you always feel that you are mocking me?