[Comprehensive] Clown training game

Just when Mr. J was enduring the unbearable pain of his life as a tree hole, the unrighteous bat also successfully dismissed the others and rescued the Batman from another world. Not life-threatening.

One bat supported the other, and Batman looked at his counterpart, clutching his wound, and asked "what the hell is going on here?"

"Do you want to ask why Superman fell, or why the metropolis became ruins, or why you are here, and why I came to save you?" The unrighteous bat smiled ironically, "Which question is more important."

Neither Superman nor Batman is quite right in this world.

Batman frowned, and he hesitated as he walked forward, "During the time I was captured by Superman, he said some very strange things."

"Does it mean that he wants to use force to make the world more peaceful, or let you join him, or complain that I'm too conniving with the clown?" I also know that the guy is turning over and over in just a few words, not to mention that he heard calluses in his ears, Even Harley Quinn wanted to roll her eyes.

"No." Bruce was silent for a moment, and said, "It was normal at first, he asked me about Louise. Then he actually asked me, what is the relationship between the Superman in our world and me."

He felt that this Superman was not very sane, and he was talking to himself, as if he was the Batman of this world.

"Then what's your relationship?" the unrighteous bat asked calmly.

"You really want to ask this question?" Bruce felt that Batman's mind was not very normal. He frowned, "Colleagues, comrades, and partners are also good friends."

To be honest, he felt gay in this question.It is true that many people use very dirty ideas to speculate on the relationship between him and Clark, but to be honest, it is strange that the same body in another world thinks so.

"The same goes for our relationship." The Unrighteous Bat said indifferently, "We need to be faster, these tricks won't last long, Diana and Arthur will come back anytime."

However, only he knew in his heart that this was not the case.

The occasion when he and Clark met was too embarrassing. At that time, when he was investigating a case in Gotham, he had to disguise himself as Matchstick Malone and lurked for a whole month before he caught those people's tails, but the little reporter was not afraid of death. Come in.

He didn't know it was Superman, or the scene wouldn't have worked that way.

Although the Gotham baby is indeed a man and a woman, he personally prefers women, and he likes mature women like Thalia and Catwoman who are fatally attractive.The straight Kryptonian steel man is not within his hunting range.

And it's troublesome to have any strange relationship with Superman.So, even though the little reporter's cheeks were so red and attractive, and his sky blue eyes were so clear and beautiful, when Bruce knew that it was Superman, all the beautiful thoughts were strangled by themselves.

But Clarke had just come to the Metropolis from a Kansas farm at the time, very innocent, and he was a little self-doubting by his scene.So, for a while, he gave up on Louise and went after him instead.

For God's sake, even though Bruce didn't believe in God, it was an embarrassing time.Not long after the Justice League was established, he really didn't want to fall in love with the chairman of the alliance. If he knew the result, he would definitely press Malone's head into Gotham sea water to calm down, instead of doing such a misleading thing.

Later, he dealt with it coldly for a long time before Clark slowly turned back to the normal direction, married Louise, had children, and completely forgot about that embarrassing misunderstanding even though the clown later ruined it all.

No, Clark wasn't slowly getting back on track either.

It was still the dilapidated house where they first met.That day, Superman invited Batman there, and the latter asked, smelling the pungent and musty smell, and said with folded arms, "I guess you must have something important to call me away from the night watch in the middle of the night, and choose to be in the middle of the night." This place is a secret."

"Okay, Bruce, you know what I want to say." The Kryptonian said seriously.

Oh, God, God, don't be like he thought, Batman's face froze.

"This is the last time, Bruce." The guy pulled out a locket, and damn it, that's what he meant, and that's why Bruce never believed in God, because the god never answered any of his pleas.

"This is a kryptonite ring, made of the bullet that was taken out of my body last time."

Batman gasped, he had plenty of kryptonite, but what about making it into a ring

He was no longer floating in mid-air, but walked over solemnly and slowly like an ordinary person.Clark patted his own heart three times before reaching out to him "I just wanted to say, if you have any affection for me, any shred of affection beyond friendship, please give me this chance. "

Batman recognized the motion, having been invited to the Fortress of Solitude in the North Pole to study Kryptonian culture and technology.This is a traditional cultural ceremony of Krypton.It probably means to hand over your heart. If the other party is willing, you can put your hand in the other's palm. They will hold each other's palms and stick to each other's heart, expressing that they are heart-to-heart.

Of course, after the development of Kryptonian technology, Young didn't practice this much anymore, but it was clear that Clark was of the classical school.

Have you ever been tempted? Probably yes, otherwise Match Malone can save people in another way, and when the little reporter gets involved in that incident again, he will not try to keep the other party under his wings, or even want to buy the planet daily.

But he can love the little reporter, but he cannot love Superman.

Let people all over the world discover that Superman is a homosexual, not to mention the issue of sexuality. Diana is dressed a little revealingly, and those people dare to go to the White House to demonstrate against Wonder Woman taking bad children.

Let all the villains discover that Superman and Batman are a pair, and then multiply the lethality by two

Let those people who have some nasty thoughts make some "as expected" remarks to slander the Justice League

No, no, no, Batman was never as capricious as a Gotham baby, and Superman was never as free as a little reporter.They all carry too much, and they can't afford to take a small wrong step.The whole world is watching them, and people with ulterior motives are staring at them.

He said no that day, and Superman was depressed for a while, but as he said, he never came to pester him again.It took about a year before he readjusted. Later, he slowly fell in love with Louise and held a wedding, which he attended as a guest.

"I wish you a happy wedding, I will give you a gift alone." Bruce in a suit hugged his friend and patted his broad shoulders, "Don't look at it now, I always like to keep some mystery."

Clark laughed, his face full of happiness and contentment for marrying the woman he loves, and he asked, "My God, Bruce, you didn't send me a check or something?"

Bruce shook his head, and said helplessly, "If I really want to send money, I might as well give you a bank."

"Wait, what"

"It's not money, it's other gifts." Bruce sighed, "Why are you like Ah Fu, I still know when to give what. For Diana's sake, my EQ is really not low."

"No one said that you have a low EQ. I think I'm the one who is more unreasonable."

"But. You found a wife, and I'm still single."

Clark continued to laugh and said, "If you want to get married, you have to line up to marry your woman from the Wayne Building to the Daily Planet."

"Thank you, I think it's great to be single." Bruce was perfunctory, and then asked Louise, amused her with a few words, and was called by Diana again.

He once sincerely asked Clark and Louise to be happy. Despite the difference in physique between the two, Louise will definitely age faster than Clark, but that kind of loss is a natural law and acceptable to Superman.

And that kind of tragic death will be Superman's eternal scar.

The Joker ruined Metropolis, killing Lois and the unborn child, and killing his best friend.Although Bruce always believed that deep in Superman's heart, the sincere, upright, powerful and warm little reporter still existed.

It's just that Clark was hurt so deeply that he hid in the deepest part, unwilling to face the world.

The Unrighteous Bat walked out with the support of the same body, but when passing through the second line of defense, the goddess in full armor descended from the sky, holding the sharp sword that seemed to be able to split the world in her hand.

"Do you really think such a trick can deceive us?" Diana said angrily.

The unrighteous bat asked calmly, "Doesn't the problem of Paradise Island give you a headache?"

"How dare you?" Diana waved her sharp sword, pointing at her former companion, "instigating my people to resist me, what kind of magic did you use to confuse them?"

"You know I can't do magic."

"Then how did you get back on your feet?"

"Diana, be sober, since there are people who resist you even on Paradise Island, it is conceivable that you did something wrong. Why didn't you think about it, you are a goddess, you are Wonder Woman, you are not trying to get Superman An ordinary woman who gets dizzy and forgets all her responsibilities and identities."

"Shut up" This obviously hit Diana's sore spot. She swung her sword and attacked, and the unrighteous bats protected her own body, and couldn't find a better hiding space for a while.

until a red figure flashed

The Flash is here.

It's a pity that Barry Allen is also a member of the Injustice League. Great, the two Batmen are going to join forces to fight against the superhuman combination, which sounds full of chances, haha.