[Comprehensive] Clown training game

Blair is a member of the Rebel Army, Blair knows Harley Quinn, and Blair is even familiar enough to call his teammates!

Why did you have to watch TV and listen to the radio before that to know where Harley Quinn was?And the bunch of things the other party asked, don't tell him, what kind of hellish temptation is this!

"Hello? Now is not a good time... Hey, you are a fool, just yell at him! Hey, what do you need to talk about, I'm busy." The clown girl shouted angrily, and there was a burst of background music The sound of thunder, bang, and bang.

"The yellow light is still chasing you?" Blair asked.

"Nonsense! I almost snatched Batman, luckily Superman didn't follow, he really prefers to be with black bats, tsk tsk. But these two yellow lights are annoying enough, I can turn them into traffic lights , tied to a crossroads?"

Blair: ...Your way of thinking is quite similar to someone.

"Can you get away?" The subtext is whether he should help.

The Harley Quinn laughed, and probably hammered the other party several times before she had the time to reply: "No, I can take care of these two annoying signal lights. If you come, it will be troublesome, so as not to trap you too."

"Come to Old Bob's bar after you get away. I have something to see you, and someone wants to see you." Blair repeated, his voice aggravated: "Very important person."

"Okay, I know, don't bother me to beat people!" Harley Quinn hung up the phone impatiently.

There was silence in the bar. Mr. J tried to adjust the atmosphere, filled a glass of wine for the other party, and drank several more glasses before asking: "How did you join the rebel army? Aren't you afraid of Superman?"

Blair sneered, and the scar on his face moved, and said: "He ruined Gotham, my home, and my best friend. Why am I afraid of him? I'm afraid he can use his eyes Light, or are you afraid that he is infinitely powerful and indestructible?"

"He's not invincible." Blair muttered, not going to drink the glass of wine.

People are afraid of Superman, but many in the Rebellion hate Superman even more.Ask yourself, if his family and city were destroyed by an alien who also killed his best friend, and even killed him, Mr. J would definitely fight him.

It's still the same principle, it's not a question of whether we can win or not.

"Then you want to kill Superman and avenge your relatives and friends? If you join Batman because of this, he will definitely not like you." Probably a little drunk, Mr. J held his chin and said seriously.

Blair's eyes flickered, looked at him, and asked, "Why?"

"Because Superman and Batman are the best partners in the world." Mr. J threw the bottle on the table, wishing he could stand on the stage: "Everyone in the world knows that Superman is Batman's best friend, you can't kill him." His best friend."

Blair reminded indifferently: "Now, Superman has caught Batman and will execute him."

"Honestly, buddy, I really don't know what's going on in this world?" Mr. J shrugged his shoulders. "How did it come out like this, because of a dead clown? Hey, that's what clowns do He deserves it if he dies ten times over!"

"Not just for clowns."

"But it's mainly because of him, isn't it? Don't know what Superman's bewitched—"

"It's Batman's fault."

Blair interrupted indifferently, his dark brown eyes seemed to be enduring some kind of pain, and seemed to be venting some kind of hatred: "You are right, people all over the world think that Superman is Batman's best friend, That's why the Joker went to Superman."

"Superman blames him for why he didn't stop the Joker, why he didn't...kill him."

"Batman doesn't kill people." Mr. J patted the other person's shoulder. "My girlfriend said that he doesn't kill people in any setting. This is a dead character design, understand?"

"What's more." He smacked his lips and continued: "Superman blames Batman, this matter is unreasonable. Isn't it normal for people in their line of work to be targeted by the enemy? They are also a team. It’s possible to be targeted by fellow enemies.”

"For example, the villain of Superman, hey, whoever, if because of the relationship between Superman and Batman, he hates Batman and kills his whole family, then you say that Batman will blacken, go kill him Superman?"

Your thinking is clearer.

Blair rubbed his hair speechlessly, and sighed: "This is not the point of the problem, can you stop making trouble?"

"Didn't you blame Batman?" Mr. J went back madly with the help of wine, "Then Superman didn't kill people before, so why wasn't he afraid that his own villain would escape from prison and kill the bat? Isn't this just a matter of probability?"

"...you're drunk." In the end, Blair could only say this.

Mr. J put his head on his arm, and persuaded him earnestly: "I know this matter is very complicated. Superman probably didn't blame Batman for provoking the Joker. He should hate other things. I just want to say, is it okay to discuss this now?" use."

He patted Blair on the shoulder vigorously: "Dude, I understand you, clowns are the root of all evil, clowns, clowns are poisonous!"

That's right, the setting of this spicy chicken character is poisonous. He is a good young American in the new century and a future elite boss on Wall Street. How did he end up in this situation?Thinking of this, Mr. J felt so sad that he beat the table and cried on the spot.

Blair: ...

When the Harley Quinn got rid of the yellow light and rushed over, I saw someone who was so sad that he started to get drunk, and he almost took off his shoes and tap danced on the bar.After seeing Harry's face, he excitedly jumped off the bar, rushed over, hugged the other party and howled: "Teammate, you are here, teammate."

Harry: Huh?

Probably because of too much movement, Mr. J finally shook off his sunglasses and hat, revealing Harry's very familiar face.Her pupils dilated slightly, and then she hugged him back in astonishment: "Pudin, are you still alive?!"

Blair sat at the bar, took a sip of wine calmly, and watched the touching and tearful reunion of Joker and Harley Quinn with cold eyes.

Alright, the side mission is completed, the next step is to find Bu Yichao and tell him a "bold idea".However, what is the idea, the system is perfect without prompting, is it for him to make it up now?

What to say so that Superman doesn't kill him the first time he sees him?

By the way, how cruel is Superman here?Look at scaring his teammates!As soon as he heard that he was going to meet Superman, he immediately shook his head like a rattle and held on tightly.

"He said he was going to save Batman," Blair added beside him.

The Harley Quinn immediately made a dirty face, and shouted at Blair: "Hey, Bat, you can't be like this, you want Pudding to die, that guy will kill Pudding the first time he sees him, or Save Batman from other worlds."

"And, didn't you say that you would think of other ways..."

"The coordinates went wrong, Superman got hold of that Batman, and now it's bad."

"Only Superman can deal with Superman, why don't you bring that world too?"

"Because we can't afford two dictators! I can't take the risk!"

Mr. J who was sandwiched between the two was a little confused, then he seemed to realize something, looked up at Blair, and asked with a wooden face: "What does she call you?"

"Pudin, what's wrong with you? Don't you even know bats?" Harley Quinn asked puzzled.

No, Bruce Wayne doesn't look like this. Master Wayne has been in the newspaper, and he has seen it in the hands of the jailer.The other party has blue eyes and black hair, and there is no... oh, ** on his face!

Your cross-dressing is awesome, huh, huh.

So, what the hell had he been talking to Blair before?

Seeing that the plot of the game was rushing towards some kind of magic change direction, and after nine cows could not be pulled back, Mr. J had completely given up on saving it. He just lowered his head and covered his face, wanting to be alone.

I don't know about Blair... No, it was Batman and Harley Quinn who said something, and Harley reluctantly went to the back kitchen.And Batman sat beside Mr. J, whispering: "You are not a clown."

Very well, it's all over.

Oh, wait, he's just playing a game, not an undercover agent, and the game didn't say that he can't reveal his identity? Mr. J looked up sharply and looked at Blair, who did not take off the contact lenses and the scar.

"Is this really hurt?" Seeing the exposure, Mr. J simply released himself and pointed to the other person's cheek.

When the fingertips touched the bumpy feel, it was so cold that there was no warmth, far less warm than his palm.Batman looked up, touched the scar and said, "You need to use potion to take it off, otherwise it will fall off easily."

Mr. J nodded and sighed: "You should want to ask who I am. To be honest, I don't know. When I woke up one day, I found myself in this body. Everyone thought I was a clown. Even the world Batman thinks so too."

"I suspect that even if we were honest with him, he would think the clown was up to something."

"It's a normal judgment, the clown is too capable...to make trouble." Batman paused, "You were brought here with him. At first I was looking for the Justice League over there, and I didn't intend to bring it with you. you."

"I was fighting with him when you pulled us."

Batman:  …

So, you're not even a clown, or did you get into a fight with Batman?What a fateful showdown, haha.The unrighteous bat controlled his white eyes, and continued: "I can't say that I completely trust you, but I have no choice."

The other party must not be a clown, but it does not necessarily mean that he is one of his own.So after discovering that the other party was behaving strangely, he chose to approach him in disguise instead of directly tying him up.In this short period of time, it was enough for Bruce to judge the opponent's character.

Gentle, kind, principled and bottom line, not easily shaken.

Of course, the other party must have kept something from him. He probably didn't believe such nonsense about waking up suddenly and finding himself turned into a clown.However, this man really has no malicious intentions, and he really wants to save Batman in his own world.

"What are your plans?" Bruce asked.