see where you fly
Chapter 184 Ren Changkong Runs Empty
He has been in Shanghai for many years, and he attended universities nearby. Although he is not very good at speaking the local dialect, he can generally swear.
Little red guy, Hong Kong, let's go west!Adopted son of Hong Kong Pittsburgh!Lennon brain watts it!Nong Sen mental illness!It's thirteen o'clock!
If he was full of confidence, poking Ren Changkong's forehead with his hips on his hips, yelling and cursing, that would be scary!When the local language is very fast, it is often dialect plus English, and non-locals can hardly understand it!
But now Lu Xizhou is out of breath, his breath is short of breath, and his voice is low and soft, so he uses Wu Nong's soft language to speak of birdsong and flowers.
Sticking to his ear, he cursed, panted, and moaned.This made Ren Changkong amused, like a wolf like a tiger!There are a few sentences that I understand, but more of them are acting like a baby, scolding, and the speed of rolling the eyes is as slow as winking, which is too cute.
Ren Changkong was shaking his waist crazily, while laughing, his laugh almost softened, he quickly increased his firepower, and listened to his swearing words even more twists and turns, it was nice and sweet.
Lu Xizhou was so angry that he cursed in an unfamiliar dialect.The key is to scold him more and more!
In the end, Lu Xizhou scolded him as a dead ghost, an enemy.
Ren Changkong's ribs hurt from laughing.
Press and hold Lu Xizhou kissing non-stop.
Be good, my baby, sweetheart, you are so cute!
After Lu Xizhou woke up from sleep, Ren Changkong leaned close to Lu Xizhou with a faceless face, and kissed Lu Xizhou on the corner of his mouth.
"Gazipo."
In the local dialect, Gazipo means wife.
"roll!"
Lu Xizhou wanted to get up domineeringly, but unfortunately, he was tossed so badly that the quilt was thrown back, he struggled to get up, and his back hurt terribly.
"Separation!"
You wait for my event to start, I will move the quilt, and go to the guest bedroom to live with you!
"Divide."
Ren Changkong had no objection to Lu Xizhou's proposal.
Lie on your side on the bed, swinging your legs leisurely.
"I moved the bed in the guest bedroom. The stems are all put away. There is no bed in that room." "I also filled the sofa in the study."
"I also put away the carpet in the living room!"
Then he looked at Lu Xizhou with confidence.
"Do you want to sleep in the cat's bed? The boat will definitely kill you. Besides, you can't sleep."
Just as Lu Xizhou was about to roll the quilt, when he heard what he said, he grabbed Ren Changkong's pillow and threw it on the ground.
"Get out and sleep," "My ribs are still broken."
"You still know that your ribs are broken! You are still messing around with broken ribs! How can you be sensible at this age! The broken ribs are shifted and are leaking something, so don't say anything about whether they can be adjusted or not. Yes, I changed jobs directly!"
Ren Changkong continued to look at him sideways, grinning.
"Call me in the local dialect! I'm listening, I didn't listen enough last night!"
"I won't!"
"Why not, you scolded me so hard last night, you kept hugging me and scolding me for being a dead enemy!"
Ren Changkong was not afraid of small things, and he pressed his chest with happiness.
"I really like to hear you scold me like that! You scold me in dialect, and act softly, it melts your heart."
"Fuck off!"
Lu Xizhou was already so angry with him that he didn't know what to do. According to the research report, people who love each other have the idea of divorce more than once.
He and Ren Changkong aren't married yet, and he's screaming like a shrew. The most important thing is why he loves him. Make yourself happy with a hippie smile.
asshole!What a jerk!
How can you fall in love with him when you are blind!
Ren Changkong rushed forward and pressed Lu Xizhou under the quilt, scratching and biting each other, and it took only 2 minutes. Lu Xizhou, who was still angry at first, was amused and laughed, flopping and twisting under him. of.
This big bastard is addicted to bullying!
You can't get angry with him, he doesn't get angry when you are angry, and he scratches your itch in turn to make you happy.
Otherwise, you'll be playing tricks, or you'll be humming and acting like a baby.
Pushing and fucking him was still worried about his ribs, so he kissed this and that cheekily, and rubbed his neck with stubble.
Those who wake up early must make people angry and make me laugh.
In the end, he was punished to read the book, and if he didn't read the book, he would really get angry.Ren Changkong pouted and read the book reluctantly.
Lu Xizhou was doing the laundry, but when he heard that there was no movement in the living room, he stretched his neck to see that he fell asleep again.He knocked on the coffee table with a clothes drying rack, Ren Changkong sat up with a whoosh, and hurriedly continued to read.
Lu Xizhou really wasn't ready to be a father, and besides, they had agreed to have a child after he was transferred back.But now he has the frustrations of a parent with a child doing homework.too difficult!If they really have children in the future, and they are so stupid that they need to be beaten and yelled to force them to do their homework, for the safety of their lives, it is better not to have children.
Taking advantage of other people's danger, it's fun for you to say it, and it's also fun for you, although I'm a little angry, but I've done everything, and he just needs to take care of his body and don't mess around.
But about reading, Lu Xizhou really got angry.
After reading for 5 minutes, he immediately became sleepy and fell asleep as soon as he fell down.
He used the clothes hanger to pull out the tea table over and over again, and the tea table almost cracked, Ren Changkong didn't finish reading two pages.
Lu Xizhou finally came up with a solution. He limited the number of pages, for example, read [-] pages today, and then took a test. If Ren Changkong got [-] points, they would kiss each other.If it's eighty percent, then follow him.If it’s [-] points, then hit the palm of your hand. If it’s [-] points, you get out of the community and stand for an hour as a penalty. Just stand at the gate of the community. I will accompany you. I will hold a sign that says The word you failed the exam will let everyone in and out of the community know why you were punished to stand.It can also be regarded as waste utilization, and warns the children in the community that if you don't study well, you will be their fate!
Ren Changkong didn't believe it. He continued to fool around and read books. He didn't want to take a doctorate. He already had a master's degree, and his education was enough.
Lu Xizhou took the test, this guy got [-] points in the test, Lu Xizhou asked him to go out and stand for punishment, but he stayed on the sofa and refused to go.Lu Xizhou didn't dare to drag him too hard, for fear of tearing his bones apart.
Okay, you don't want to go, I'll go by myself.
I took out a cardboard box from home and wrote on it, because my lover didn’t study hard for a degree, forcing him not to study, it was my dereliction of duty as a partner, and I punished myself by standing at the gate of the community for an hour!
After finishing writing, I took the cardboard and wanted to go out.
Ren Changkong was scared, this time he knew that Lu Xizhou had really moved, so he didn't dare to make jokes and go to bed midway.The head of the cantilever cone stabs the strands to start learning.
From ancient times to the present, there have been four virtuous queens, Liu Xiu's wife Yin Lihua, Yang Jian's wife Dugu Empress, Li Shimin's wife Changsun Empress, and Zhu Yuanzhang's Empress Ma.
From today onwards, there is an extra virtuous wife, Lu Xizhou!
Many years later, Ren Changkong achieved a great career, and when he was old, he held a higher position than Major General Ren. Someone interviewed him and said, who is the person you are most grateful to in your life?Ren Changkong nodded, yes, I am Ajia, and I am a talent by name and curse!
Life is better than death and studied at home for a few more days, and there are only [-] days left before their wedding, which is less than a month.
It stands to reason that he shouldn't be in the Tibetan area. What a big deal to get married, and how many things are waiting for him. Even if he has an invincible and brave mother, doesn't he care about his wedding?
Ren Changkong went out and ordered the wedding car fleet, the wedding company confirmed again, the presents were all picked out, the red wedding letters were bought and put in the drawer, holding Lu Xizhou's photo, he cheered and returned Tibetan area.
Lu Xizhou knew why he was in such a hurry to go back to Tibet, because no one cared about his studies anymore!The sky is high and the emperor is far away.I can't beat him even if I pump him!He also has [-] excuses for failing the random exam.
He really ran away cheering, he didn't even dare to tell Lu Xizhou that he ran away secretly!Run fast in a rush to freedom.
Lu Xizhou gritted his teeth angrily when he couldn't see him when he returned home.
After thinking about it again, in fact, it's fine if Ren Changkong doesn't come back, if they are together every day, pinching each other every day, then the two of them will definitely be pissed off.
"He ran very fast, and he didn't even say hello to me. When I went home, I saw that the luggage was gone and the people were gone. Those who didn't know thought you were kidnapped by someone."
"Hey hey, who dares to kidnap me. I'm really in a hurry!"
"I didn't even make a phone call for any urgent matter. Aren't you afraid that I will take a test for you today? You take a degree, I will accompany you, and I don't take a degree, so that I can directly take a master's degree. I'm going to teach you a lesson. Come on, run away, run away, don't come back!"
It's not easy for Lu Xizhou either, as his companion, he has learned more than Ren Changkong, he has to review in advance, and then take the quiz after class.He remembered many theories.On the other hand, Ren Changkong was not satisfied, and couldn't bear the pressure and ran away.You are so promising.
Ren Changkong ignored him, rubbed his nose and giggled.
"What about me, I really have something to do. I want to see how far the training plan of the third captain has gone. Is he capable of coming to be the deputy captain of the special brigade formed by the Shanghai Stock Exchange? It's the Tibetan New Year, so here Be lively, the end of the year is approaching, it is a time when you are busy with work, and it is also a time when our nerves are tense."
"That is, how great you are. She Xiaojia is the country, and Wei devoted himself to death!"
"Speak well, don't be weird."
"You want to go back to the Tibetan area, will I not let you go? Tell me these words carefully, can I hold you back? You ran away without saying hello, because this family can't keep you , or am I annoying you and can't keep you?"
What made Lu Xizhou angry was that he didn't say hello, but said something in advance, not to let you go back, but could he arrange an assistant to take care of his daily routine.I ran away without saying anything, I was so scary, let you learn how to escape from prison?Besides, this is a home, not a prison!
"You're about to get married, why are you talking about this? Why should I get married if I want to bother you? I can't love you enough."
□Author's gossip_The double update will resume tomorrow, and it is urgent to save the manuscript, hehe.
Little red guy, Hong Kong, let's go west!Adopted son of Hong Kong Pittsburgh!Lennon brain watts it!Nong Sen mental illness!It's thirteen o'clock!
If he was full of confidence, poking Ren Changkong's forehead with his hips on his hips, yelling and cursing, that would be scary!When the local language is very fast, it is often dialect plus English, and non-locals can hardly understand it!
But now Lu Xizhou is out of breath, his breath is short of breath, and his voice is low and soft, so he uses Wu Nong's soft language to speak of birdsong and flowers.
Sticking to his ear, he cursed, panted, and moaned.This made Ren Changkong amused, like a wolf like a tiger!There are a few sentences that I understand, but more of them are acting like a baby, scolding, and the speed of rolling the eyes is as slow as winking, which is too cute.
Ren Changkong was shaking his waist crazily, while laughing, his laugh almost softened, he quickly increased his firepower, and listened to his swearing words even more twists and turns, it was nice and sweet.
Lu Xizhou was so angry that he cursed in an unfamiliar dialect.The key is to scold him more and more!
In the end, Lu Xizhou scolded him as a dead ghost, an enemy.
Ren Changkong's ribs hurt from laughing.
Press and hold Lu Xizhou kissing non-stop.
Be good, my baby, sweetheart, you are so cute!
After Lu Xizhou woke up from sleep, Ren Changkong leaned close to Lu Xizhou with a faceless face, and kissed Lu Xizhou on the corner of his mouth.
"Gazipo."
In the local dialect, Gazipo means wife.
"roll!"
Lu Xizhou wanted to get up domineeringly, but unfortunately, he was tossed so badly that the quilt was thrown back, he struggled to get up, and his back hurt terribly.
"Separation!"
You wait for my event to start, I will move the quilt, and go to the guest bedroom to live with you!
"Divide."
Ren Changkong had no objection to Lu Xizhou's proposal.
Lie on your side on the bed, swinging your legs leisurely.
"I moved the bed in the guest bedroom. The stems are all put away. There is no bed in that room." "I also filled the sofa in the study."
"I also put away the carpet in the living room!"
Then he looked at Lu Xizhou with confidence.
"Do you want to sleep in the cat's bed? The boat will definitely kill you. Besides, you can't sleep."
Just as Lu Xizhou was about to roll the quilt, when he heard what he said, he grabbed Ren Changkong's pillow and threw it on the ground.
"Get out and sleep," "My ribs are still broken."
"You still know that your ribs are broken! You are still messing around with broken ribs! How can you be sensible at this age! The broken ribs are shifted and are leaking something, so don't say anything about whether they can be adjusted or not. Yes, I changed jobs directly!"
Ren Changkong continued to look at him sideways, grinning.
"Call me in the local dialect! I'm listening, I didn't listen enough last night!"
"I won't!"
"Why not, you scolded me so hard last night, you kept hugging me and scolding me for being a dead enemy!"
Ren Changkong was not afraid of small things, and he pressed his chest with happiness.
"I really like to hear you scold me like that! You scold me in dialect, and act softly, it melts your heart."
"Fuck off!"
Lu Xizhou was already so angry with him that he didn't know what to do. According to the research report, people who love each other have the idea of divorce more than once.
He and Ren Changkong aren't married yet, and he's screaming like a shrew. The most important thing is why he loves him. Make yourself happy with a hippie smile.
asshole!What a jerk!
How can you fall in love with him when you are blind!
Ren Changkong rushed forward and pressed Lu Xizhou under the quilt, scratching and biting each other, and it took only 2 minutes. Lu Xizhou, who was still angry at first, was amused and laughed, flopping and twisting under him. of.
This big bastard is addicted to bullying!
You can't get angry with him, he doesn't get angry when you are angry, and he scratches your itch in turn to make you happy.
Otherwise, you'll be playing tricks, or you'll be humming and acting like a baby.
Pushing and fucking him was still worried about his ribs, so he kissed this and that cheekily, and rubbed his neck with stubble.
Those who wake up early must make people angry and make me laugh.
In the end, he was punished to read the book, and if he didn't read the book, he would really get angry.Ren Changkong pouted and read the book reluctantly.
Lu Xizhou was doing the laundry, but when he heard that there was no movement in the living room, he stretched his neck to see that he fell asleep again.He knocked on the coffee table with a clothes drying rack, Ren Changkong sat up with a whoosh, and hurriedly continued to read.
Lu Xizhou really wasn't ready to be a father, and besides, they had agreed to have a child after he was transferred back.But now he has the frustrations of a parent with a child doing homework.too difficult!If they really have children in the future, and they are so stupid that they need to be beaten and yelled to force them to do their homework, for the safety of their lives, it is better not to have children.
Taking advantage of other people's danger, it's fun for you to say it, and it's also fun for you, although I'm a little angry, but I've done everything, and he just needs to take care of his body and don't mess around.
But about reading, Lu Xizhou really got angry.
After reading for 5 minutes, he immediately became sleepy and fell asleep as soon as he fell down.
He used the clothes hanger to pull out the tea table over and over again, and the tea table almost cracked, Ren Changkong didn't finish reading two pages.
Lu Xizhou finally came up with a solution. He limited the number of pages, for example, read [-] pages today, and then took a test. If Ren Changkong got [-] points, they would kiss each other.If it's eighty percent, then follow him.If it’s [-] points, then hit the palm of your hand. If it’s [-] points, you get out of the community and stand for an hour as a penalty. Just stand at the gate of the community. I will accompany you. I will hold a sign that says The word you failed the exam will let everyone in and out of the community know why you were punished to stand.It can also be regarded as waste utilization, and warns the children in the community that if you don't study well, you will be their fate!
Ren Changkong didn't believe it. He continued to fool around and read books. He didn't want to take a doctorate. He already had a master's degree, and his education was enough.
Lu Xizhou took the test, this guy got [-] points in the test, Lu Xizhou asked him to go out and stand for punishment, but he stayed on the sofa and refused to go.Lu Xizhou didn't dare to drag him too hard, for fear of tearing his bones apart.
Okay, you don't want to go, I'll go by myself.
I took out a cardboard box from home and wrote on it, because my lover didn’t study hard for a degree, forcing him not to study, it was my dereliction of duty as a partner, and I punished myself by standing at the gate of the community for an hour!
After finishing writing, I took the cardboard and wanted to go out.
Ren Changkong was scared, this time he knew that Lu Xizhou had really moved, so he didn't dare to make jokes and go to bed midway.The head of the cantilever cone stabs the strands to start learning.
From ancient times to the present, there have been four virtuous queens, Liu Xiu's wife Yin Lihua, Yang Jian's wife Dugu Empress, Li Shimin's wife Changsun Empress, and Zhu Yuanzhang's Empress Ma.
From today onwards, there is an extra virtuous wife, Lu Xizhou!
Many years later, Ren Changkong achieved a great career, and when he was old, he held a higher position than Major General Ren. Someone interviewed him and said, who is the person you are most grateful to in your life?Ren Changkong nodded, yes, I am Ajia, and I am a talent by name and curse!
Life is better than death and studied at home for a few more days, and there are only [-] days left before their wedding, which is less than a month.
It stands to reason that he shouldn't be in the Tibetan area. What a big deal to get married, and how many things are waiting for him. Even if he has an invincible and brave mother, doesn't he care about his wedding?
Ren Changkong went out and ordered the wedding car fleet, the wedding company confirmed again, the presents were all picked out, the red wedding letters were bought and put in the drawer, holding Lu Xizhou's photo, he cheered and returned Tibetan area.
Lu Xizhou knew why he was in such a hurry to go back to Tibet, because no one cared about his studies anymore!The sky is high and the emperor is far away.I can't beat him even if I pump him!He also has [-] excuses for failing the random exam.
He really ran away cheering, he didn't even dare to tell Lu Xizhou that he ran away secretly!Run fast in a rush to freedom.
Lu Xizhou gritted his teeth angrily when he couldn't see him when he returned home.
After thinking about it again, in fact, it's fine if Ren Changkong doesn't come back, if they are together every day, pinching each other every day, then the two of them will definitely be pissed off.
"He ran very fast, and he didn't even say hello to me. When I went home, I saw that the luggage was gone and the people were gone. Those who didn't know thought you were kidnapped by someone."
"Hey hey, who dares to kidnap me. I'm really in a hurry!"
"I didn't even make a phone call for any urgent matter. Aren't you afraid that I will take a test for you today? You take a degree, I will accompany you, and I don't take a degree, so that I can directly take a master's degree. I'm going to teach you a lesson. Come on, run away, run away, don't come back!"
It's not easy for Lu Xizhou either, as his companion, he has learned more than Ren Changkong, he has to review in advance, and then take the quiz after class.He remembered many theories.On the other hand, Ren Changkong was not satisfied, and couldn't bear the pressure and ran away.You are so promising.
Ren Changkong ignored him, rubbed his nose and giggled.
"What about me, I really have something to do. I want to see how far the training plan of the third captain has gone. Is he capable of coming to be the deputy captain of the special brigade formed by the Shanghai Stock Exchange? It's the Tibetan New Year, so here Be lively, the end of the year is approaching, it is a time when you are busy with work, and it is also a time when our nerves are tense."
"That is, how great you are. She Xiaojia is the country, and Wei devoted himself to death!"
"Speak well, don't be weird."
"You want to go back to the Tibetan area, will I not let you go? Tell me these words carefully, can I hold you back? You ran away without saying hello, because this family can't keep you , or am I annoying you and can't keep you?"
What made Lu Xizhou angry was that he didn't say hello, but said something in advance, not to let you go back, but could he arrange an assistant to take care of his daily routine.I ran away without saying anything, I was so scary, let you learn how to escape from prison?Besides, this is a home, not a prison!
"You're about to get married, why are you talking about this? Why should I get married if I want to bother you? I can't love you enough."
□Author's gossip_The double update will resume tomorrow, and it is urgent to save the manuscript, hehe.
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