One mountain contains two tigers

"Dad, you don't know, your son is playing hooligans with me, kissing and hugging me, I struggled to push him and kissed me in the water, almost deprived me of oxygen, I can't beat him , He just relied on his kung fu to be better than me, grabbed my neck and threatened me, forbidding me to sue, forbidding me to tell the story of his playing hooligans on me. I am an unmarried big virgin, my first kiss is gone. Still touching my dad, if you don’t let me make the decision, I will go to your house to sit in protest.”

"you fart"

Lian Yi slapped the table, Qiu Sihu, enough is enough, where did you learn the ability to turn black and white, dare to say anything

"Oh my god, Lian Yi forced me to do laundry, cooking, brushing shoes and doing housework. If I didn't do it, he would kick me. Look at him beating me up. Look at me."

As Qiu Sihu said that, he lifted off the old T-shirt, and there was a bruise on his stomach.

This was last night when he was kissing Lian Yi, Lian Yi hurriedly got up to get together, and gave him a knee, that's all.

Qiu Sihu covered his face and began to cry.

"Washing, cooking, and taking care of the children, working hard without complaining, and not talking back. As for him, hit me if he wants to hit me, touch me if he wants to touch me, and if he doesn't want to take responsibility when it's over, you'll know that I'm a man and won't get pregnant, so you don't want to be responsible. , Lian Yi really doesn't have my life like you, why is it so hard?"

The battered little daughters-in-law in the movies act like this.Qiu Sihu would be blind if he didn't become an actor.Really, tears came out, ouch, this grievance, ouch, this pitiful

Mrs. Lian Lilian's eyes widened. It's impossible. Although Lian Yi sometimes loses his temper and will strike, he won't strike unless he is annoyed.Those who don't talk back when washing and cooking, those who don't fight back when they are beaten and scolded, and those who touch each other even after kissing, are estimated to have 50.00% moisture.

But Qiu Sihu's tears are real, there are real tears, "Baby, what are you doing?"

"I did not do anything"

Lian Yi was really wronged.

"Don't pretend to cry, let me show you face"

Seeing him shed tears, Lianyi was terribly annoyed, furious and irritable

Qiu Sihu was still wiping his eyes with his hands, tears streaming down the corners of his eyes

fall.

Even the veins on Yiyi's forehead are popping up, don't you want to give a face to the 1.9-meter-two strong man, it's fine if you play the abused little daughter-in-law here, you are really crying, crying and crying, there are faucets in your eyes, saying just cry

"Hold me back"

Lian Yi pointed at Qiu Sihu's nose and threatened

"Hold it back for three seconds, hold it back quickly and shed a tear, I'll beat you to death

you"

Qiu Sihu rubbed his eyes, tears couldn't stop flowing.

"Daughter-in-law, it's not that I don't want to hold back, I have chili in my hand, it's fucking hot to death"

I couldn't bear it anymore, I stood up and ran to the bathroom, my nose was covered with tears.

Face, wash it quickly, the eyeballs are on fire

The faces of the three of them are face to face, that is to say, he is not really crying, but he has spicy food on his hand.

pepper

Lian Li pointed to a plate of scrambled eggs with green peppers.

"This is what Xiaohu did."

That is to say, he cut the chili horn and didn't wash his hands, so he pretended to cry and rubbed his eyes, and then, when his eyes became hot, he was blinded by tears,

Deserve

Lian Yi burst out laughing, idiot

Lian Li and his wife hurried to find Qiu Sihu, it's all right, don't burn your eyes, after washing for a long time, Qiu Sihu came back with red and swollen eyes, sniffling his nose.Like a good cry.This is so old and pitiful.

Lian Yi picked up a peanut for Qiu Sihu, and Qiu Sihu ate it with his chopsticks, sniffling.

Lian Yi relaxed, she was fine, there was nothing wrong with her eyes.

"Don't think that the matter of giving me peanuts is over. Whether you will marry me or not, I will set a date. I will go back to organize the wedding. You don't have to worry about anything. When the time comes, you can attend."

Row. "

This is a bit familiar.The picture is also very familiar, where did you see it?

Oh, it’s like it’s shown in TV dramas, mistresses are in the top position, or women are pregnant for so many years in a long-distance love race, and men are scumbags, so they don’t marry.The woman will cry and shout whether you will marry me or not

Lian Yi originally planned to give him some food to comfort him, but upon hearing this, the chicken

The wings fell into Qiu Sihu's bowl and stuffed them into his own mouth.

"It's so beautiful that your liver hurts."

"You see you are like this again, you don't consider other people's feelings when you say one thing, and you reject me directly, my heart, my heart..."

Qiu Sihu still wanted to play tricks, and he was about to cry when he saw Lian Li.

Lian Yi tore off a chicken leg and put it in a bowl, then grabbed a tissue to wipe her mouth.

"Don't think that crying arouses my parents' sympathy. Let them persuade me to marry you or something. They are soft-hearted but I am definitely my own son. It is impossible to stand by your side." Qiu Sihu couldn't cry, and neither could he. Tears, if it weren't for the hot peppers in the eyes, how could it be possible to cry.

Lian Yi poked at the center of the matter all of a sudden, that's what he planned, he cried, made trouble, hanged himself, and was soft-hearted, maybe he would help persuade him.

"Marriage is impossible. Love is okay. But remember, you are crying and shouting to chase after me, and I am the only one who talks about breaking up. You can't take the initiative to say goodbye. If you go after someone else, give I wear a cuckold..."

Lian Yi held the drumstick with both hands and exerted force, and there was a croak, and the drumstick snapped

The crisp sound of bones breaking, paired with Lian Yi's smile, made her panic.

"Break my leg and make you a cripple for the rest of my life."

Throw the drumsticks back into the bowl and wipe your hands.

"It's for your own good not to let you run after me. If you don't listen, if you are crying and making trouble, then I will take you along. You are rushing to fall into my hands. Isn't it just a game to clean you up? I'll do it." Don't call me inhuman, you asked for it yourself."

Jumping into the Yellow River can't clean it up, everyone in the garrison, including the soldier commander, and even the army dogs know that he is in love with Qiu Sihu and is about to get married, let you spread the word all over the world, and show off

toss him

"If I really do something that I'm sorry for you, cheated and slept with someone, you don't need to beat me up, I'll jump off a building and break my leg. I won't let you take responsibility. But I also have conditions, you can't like me in the army other people."

"No, you are the only one who is not afraid of death so far"

"I don't mess with you, so don't hit me casually."

"As long as it's not cheating, taking drugs, not following the agreement and going back to the underworld, or entrapping my parents, I generally won't do anything to you."

"Don't say goodbye for no reason."

"Row..."

"After I pay you back the money, we haven't broken up yet, we'll get married right away."

"Row"

Lian Yi raised her eyebrows, you call for battle, I will fight

Qiu Sihu raised his hand, Lian Yi gave him a high five.

High-five for oath.

poured a glass of wine, dry

An idiom popped up in Lian Li's mind, blood is an alliance

This is a discussion of marriage and love, how can we negotiate a peace agreement with the opposing parties.You retreat fifty miles, I retreat fifty miles, and if you delay the non-aggression of each country's territory for three years, then it will be three years late to marry your daughter-in-law.After I go back, I will work hard to make money, and try to make more money so that I can bring my daughter-in-law home.

Qiu Sihu figured that he couldn't delay the time for repaying the money for too long, he really needed to help the old couple pack the big and small luggage, the plane at eight o'clock, they

It's still far away from the city and we have to leave the barracks early. Lian Yiqian reminded me, and even my wife was a little sad. I didn't see her once a year. It's better. I stayed at home for a few days, and then went back to the army with me. After more than a month, why do we have to meet again in half a year after we separated, leaning on Lianyi's shoulder and wiping tears.

Lian Yi doted on his mother very much, and kept softly comforting her.

Afraid of delaying the rest of the elders, they went back.

Lying on the bed, Qiu Sihu put his arms around Lian Yi's waist very carefully, Lian Yi glanced at him without making a sound, lying straight with his pen.Moved to Lianyi's side, and felt comfortable when his arms were touching.

"Is Zheng Zhen honest?"

"Honestly, don't say anything, and pretend to be invisible in meetings."

"Pay attention to him, a dog that bites doesn't like to bark."

Yep.

Qiu Sihu retracted his arms, hugged Lian Yi a little tighter, Lian Yi grabbed his arm and threw it aside.

"You should also pay attention to your safety. There are guns and cannons. You are so tired from training every day. Don't hold on. If you are sick, ask for leave. If you have a fever and you can't run fast, empty bullets will hurt your body."

"Understood, sleep."

Lian Yi turned his back to Qiu Sihu, and Qiu Sihu stuck to him from behind, sleeping next to each other like two spoons, Lian Yi got used to it by himself, with so many people behind him, he got goosebumps all over his body, and his warm chest pressed against him. Back, with strong arms around his waist, his thighs are still pressing his legs, and even his buttocks are pressed against

Qiu Sihu raised his head and kissed his ear.

"Good wife, let's go to bed."

Qiu Sihu is so beautiful in his heart, that's called beautiful, he's been swaying, and he finally hugged Lian Yi into his arms, the skin-to-skin and flesh-to-flesh little tiger was pushing against his ass, if the underpants were all Take it off, isn't it, beautiful, beautiful.

I can laugh out loud in my dreams.

The money is earned day by day, and the relationship deepens little by little. Sooner or later, they will take off a little cloth and not sleep a piece.

The distance ranges from one or two thousand miles, to more than ten meters, to a few centimeters, and then to minus eighteen centimeters

Little tiger is eighteen centimeters

Move your butt and rub his ass.Qiu Sihu was always happy.

Lian Yi couldn't take it anymore, she couldn't take it anymore.With a slap, Qiu Sihu was pushed aside, and he pulled the quilt to wrap himself into a silkworm chrysalis.

Rolling to the left, rolling to the right, the quilt was tightly wrapped, and Qiu Sihu couldn't get in even if he wanted to pull the corner of the quilt.

"If you are in love with someone, how can you not let the old men hold the rarity?"

"You are muttering that I will take you to the playground for ten laps."

Qiu Sihu turned towards Lian Yi and hummed.

Pulling the quilt, she pressed her head directly on Lianyi's stomach.

"One person, one bed to sleep on your side"

"I'm not a human, I'm a cat, and the cat sleeps on the owner's belly. Meow meow."

He meowed three times angrily, three short and angry meows.

Lian Yi was just about to shake off the quilt on her body and wanted to push Qiu Sihu back to his single bed, but Qiu Sihu saw the right moment and was about to crawl into his bed, so frightened that Lian Yi hurriedly wrapped herself into a silkworm chrysalis again

Wrap him up, put him on his stomach, if he meets a big stalking cat, it's a stalking cat, Lian Yi didn't move, he can't be kicked out in the middle of the night.

Lian Yi was so crushed that his stomach felt uncomfortable. When he turned over, he would pillow his waist, and when he lay down, he would pillow his buttocks. When Lianyi woke up from the pressure, Qiu Sihu hugged his waist and face and slept on his buttocks. That's called boldness.The quilts for both of them were under the bed.

Not afraid to fart and die, Lian Yi struggled to get up from his embrace, grabbed the pillow and put it under Qiu Sihu's head, and covered him with the quilt.

From sleeping upright to sleeping sideways, the two of them slept at a right angle.

The plane at 04:30 a.m. got up at [-]:[-] a.m., Qiu Sihu hurriedly packed his things, and Lian Yi went to the cafeteria to get breakfast. Fortunately, the squad leader in the cafeteria had already prepared it and steamed a big bag of meat buns.

The orderly was already waiting downstairs, Qiu Sihu stuffed all the luggage of Lian Yi's parents into the trunk, Mrs. Lian hugged her son to wipe tears, the baby needs to eat, take care of herself, and go home early if she has time.

Lian Li patted his son on the shoulder reluctantly.

Lian Yi saw Qiu Sihu standing aside, and Qiu Sihu smiled at him and stretched out his arms. "My daughter-in-law hugs one."

Lian Yi hesitated for a second and hugged Qiu Sihu hard.

"Take care of yourself and help me take care of my parents."

"Well, daughter-in-law, help me take care of yourself too."

Qiu Sihu held Lian Yi's face in his hands, and kissed him forcefully, mouth to mouth.

"Good wife, don't miss me too much, I will come to see you next month,"

Squeeze Lian Yi's shoulder, stroke the back of his head, and grin.