Ghost Emperor Scavenger God

16

When she woke up, she had a splitting headache, Wuyi rubbed her temples, grinned her teeth and said, "This drink has a strong aftertaste! It's a headache." Bravely drinking too much wine, it's really self-inflicted!

After a while, the waiter in the inn brought hot water for washing, and after washing up, Wu Yi left the inn.

I always felt in a daze yesterday as if someone was by my side, but I was too drunk to remember, I patted my head and thought for a long time but I still couldn’t remember it, I lost my memory after drinking, and in a compromise, I said calmly: “Who cares Oh, how many yesterdays! I lived for yesterday, and today is all over!"

Wuyi shook her hands and strode out, using the most humorous tone, twisting her buttocks in a ruffian manner, humming a little tune, and left the inn.

--skyline

Jiu Ling walked towards the Sky Palace, with a smile on his face, it seemed that he was in a good mood today, and he smiled and nodded to Xiao Xian'e who passed by.

After several days of cloudiness, it finally cleared up!

It happened that Yuelao Zhili, who came to look for Junshang, saw it. He hid behind a rockery to check the situation, straightened his sleeves, wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and said to himself, "Your Majesty has been suffering and hating so much these days." , this heaven is avoided by everyone, and now I am full of enthusiasm! Sure enough... dark-bellied people are the hardest to guess."

Yuelao pulled the red thread and tied it in his hand, seeing a group of little fairies walking past Junshang safe and sound, talking and laughing, not being hurt by the haze and strong wind of Junshang, he cleared his throat and walked from behind the rockery. He stepped out and shouted: "Your Majesty..."

Yuelao shouted cautiously, he had to look at the specific situation first to know how he was feeling, no matter how bad he was, he couldn't be that early bird, he died right after he came out.

"Oh, so it's Yue Lao, long time no see, long time no see." Jiu Ling joked.

Yuelao looked at Jiuling with shame, his eyes turned left and right, and the ideas in his heart kept turning, ready to deal with emergencies at any time. The red thread in his hand was almost crumpled into a ball, and he hesitated: "Isn't this looking at your majesty?" , I've been quite busy recently, my little god doesn't dare to disturb, dare not disturb." At the end of the speech, the voice became smaller and smaller, feeling extremely guilty.

"Oh~ so it's like this. I thought that people in the heavenly world would avoid me like a snake and a scorpion. I don't think everyone in the heavenly world is very considerate." Jiu Ling said deliberately eccentrically.

Yuelao felt troubled in his heart, and thought: "Just now, I was facing the young fairy's e Yangchun March, and now I am facing the cold winter months for myself. Sure enough, 'it is difficult to raise a gentleman and a villain'. If the king admits himself frankly, It’s fine for a gentleman, but for a villain, of course I won’t say anything, it depends on how the emperor chooses.”

Yuelao listened to Junshang's tone, although he was deliberately difficult, but he was not really angry. Yuelao bit the bullet, looked at Junshang with wide eyes, and said in a serious tone: "I was chatting with Mr. Si Chenxing the day before yesterday. I learned that your mortal parents are going to give birth to a younger brother for you, Your Majesty."

Jiu Ling thought for a moment, then said: "When?"

This was not a small talk at all, but a deliberate announcement, and the gods tacitly understood: Seeing the emperor's bitterness and hatred, he wished to catch the fault of a certain god, tear him apart, and relieve his selfishness.

So the gods realized it, and sent a talking representative, Yuelao, to quickly think of a way to ask this guy to leave, so as not to hurt the innocent, it's not a good thing if it hurts your own life, or if it's light, it's not a good thing.

This Jiuling was just looking for an excuse to go out and relax, seeing these crooked melons and cracked dates every day was not pleasing to the eye, and he was about to get sick.

It just so happened that the matter of Wuyi in the world has passed for so long, and the matter has been dragged on for a long time, but there is no need for an answer, and most of the anger has dissipated.

Jiu Ling thought to himself: After another year or so, this matter will be over. At that time, I will find an excuse and give a lighter punishment, and the matter will be over.The gods of the four directions were also secretly ordered by him not to follow Wuyi anymore, otherwise Wuyi wouldn't be able to relax for so long, not to mention that he hurt Wuyi, which was considered a small punishment and a big warning.

"I'm going to give birth today, if you don't go, maybe the baby will fall to the ground." Yuelao looked up at the sun and said.

Jiu Ling raised his eyebrows, this matter was exactly what he wanted, and he said with great relief, "It's just right, I have something to go to the world, so don't look for me if you have nothing to do."

Wu Yi flashed and left.

Yuelao breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "Hey, why am I so unlucky that I fell on someone like Jun Shang who can hide and never go up to him. I don't have a long memory." After speaking, he swung his right hand and called himself A slap in the face, "Let you owe me." After exhaling, he rubbed his right cheek again. He slapped himself so hard, gritted his teeth and frowned, "It hurts." While rubbing his face, he returned to his own Yuelao Temple went to recuperate.

Coincidentally, as soon as I stepped into the Yuelao Temple, people clattered up behind me, "Long time no see, Zhili", the god of Sifang walked around Zhili blocking the door without any politeness, and walked into the house go.

The god of the four directions is heavy, nodded to Yuelao, and walked directly into the room without expression.

Yuelao thought to himself: You turtle grandchildren must have been watching the excitement somewhere just now. Your Majesty, it has been cloudy and sunny these days, so you are honest and honest, there is not even a shadow!As soon as the king left, everyone was alive and well, and they all came back to life. It was as if they were hibernating a few days ago.

Yuelao snorted, turned around and entered the house as well.

In the Yuelao Temple this year, it was a group of wine and meat friends that Yuelao Sansheng had the misfortune to meet that year, who came here!

Take a look, the four gods of the four directions are all there, and the poker players gather at a table!And this Wenqu Xingjun came out of nowhere. This literati hates giving gifts the most, and he doesn't bring any gifts. He just reads and writes.Mr. Si Chen Xing was very polite, and brought himself a night pearl, which was not too big or too small, to make up for Yue Lao's bleeding heart just now.

This Wenqu Xingjun asked "Zhili, what's wrong with your face?"

The gods of the four directions wiped away their tears with a smile, and even more, they patted the table and covered their stomachs laughingly and fell down on the couch. Yue Lao glanced at these friends, subconsciously rubbed his face with his right hand, and said, "I'm not self-sacrificing! I sent my face to be beaten, can it not be swollen? It's hard to be a good person!"

The God of Sifang should have witnessed the whole process, and still couldn't stop laughing. Yuelao walked quickly to the side of the God of Sifang who laughed the most exaggeratedly. Let me give you a few good words in front of the king, I see that the gods of the four directions have been quite relaxed recently." At this moment, the laughter stopped immediately.

Xi, the god of the four directions, coughed, changed the subject, and asked, "What's the matter, Your Majesty?"

"..." These words stunned the gods in the house!The sky doesn't know, the earth doesn't know, you don't know, I don't know, even God doesn't know, they looked at each other and shook their heads.

Yuelao stood up, looked at the red lines all over the roof, and moved a few red lines randomly. The roofs around the Yuelao Shrine are covered with names. As long as it is within the Three Realms, the names are all on it. The two ends of the red lines are like this Holding the two names, Yuelao flicked his sleeves, and the name on the roof changed a wave. Yuelao looked at some lines, pulled lightly, and the red line fell to the ground, then looked at some lines, pulled again, and dropped dozens A red thread, Yuelao Zhili held these red threads in his hands, looked at the name flowing on the roof, the changing red thread, and said: "Trapped by love!"

Si Chen Xingjun also stood up, walked to Yuelao, and asked doubtfully, "What kind of trouble is it?"

Yuelao turned his head and gave Si Chen a blank look, and in desperation he hated iron for nothing, and said: "The seven emotions and six desires, joy, anger, sorrow, joy, fear, love, and evil among the seven emotions, what do I care about? What do you say?"

By the way, I cursed in my heart: Everyone is not enlightened, no wonder they are all bachelors, this heaven is almost becoming a group of bachelors!

"This, this, this, it can't be!" The god of the four directions should be really surprised, and asked stutteringly.

"What's so strange, I recently discovered that the red thread on the king is connected, but I don't know who is on the other end." Yuelao shook his head, stopped arranging the red thread, looked at the red thread in his hand, and thought about the love in the three worlds , Sometimes it is so unreliable, this loose red thread means that the love is broken.But Jun Shang's red line is extremely tenacious. I also tried to follow the red line and check the other end of the red line to see who it is.But it was a cloud of black mist, so I couldn't see clearly.

"Who is that person?" The God of the Quartet asked again.

"I don't know, I don't notice it." Yuelao replied truthfully, and everyone was confused, who is this?Even Yue Lao, who is in charge of love affairs in the Three Realms, can't detect it, amazing!Sure enough, he is worthy of the king!Unusual!

world--

This Wuyi left the inn and wandered around on the avenue of the world, looking at this and that, holding in her hand the strange things she saw in the world, thinking that she hadn't paid attention to these things before, and was in a hurry Going back to the home on the mountain, now that the home is gone, I have a lot of time to look at it, and I feel a little sad for a while.Unconsciously touching the gold fan-shaped bell on his waist, he hummed the ditty he learned in Qingxianglou that day, which was a part of "Scary".

Suddenly, the horse-drawn carriage that was driving well head-on, the horse was startled suddenly, raised its hooves and lost its temper violently, bumped the body, lifted its feet off the ground, and neighed.Wuyi suddenly realized that there must be something wrong with her own song, and she obviously didn't use any spiritual power, but the horse was still startled, and the carriage was about to be overturned.Passers-by on the side dispersed one after another, and the woman in the car screamed, "Help me, save me, save me and the child!"

There was a servant girl standing beside the carriage, looking up at the wild horse. The carriage was about to be overturned, and anxiously shouted into the carriage: "Madam! Madam!"

The people in the car probably knocked their heads, fainted, and didn't answer.The servant girl turned around again and shouted to the passers-by with tears streaming down her face, "Heroes, who... whoever saves my wife, she is about to give birth!"

When Wuyi heard that the wife in the car was about to give birth, and that the horse had sex, it was all her fault, and she felt extremely guilty. She was very responsible for this matter, so she didn't care about the eyes of others, so she flew into the air, Teng Kong put his feet lightly on the horse's head. Wu Yi said that it was too late and then it was too fast. He slapped his left hand on the horse's buttocks, and his right hand directly pulled up the carriage with all his strength. As soon as the horse exerted force, the cart and the horse separated, and the horse moved forward. She got mad and ran away, Wuyi raised the carriage in the air, and the people supported the carriage to fall slowly, so as not to let the people in the carriage be shaken again, when the landing was stable, the maid had no time to thank her, and lifted the carriage Lian shouted, "Madam! Madam!"

The dispersed crowd came back again, and everyone looked at the gap in the curtain raised by the maidservant. The lady in the carriage was sweating profusely, her face was pale and she was clutching her belly, her breathing was unstable, and she couldn't even speak. At first glance, she was frightened by fetal gas, and she was about to give birth soon.

In a panic, the servant girl could only grab the sleeve of Wuyi who hadn't left, knelt on the ground and cried, "Young master, a good man will do his best to send the Buddha to the west, so you can save my wife, my wife... ..."

The maid was crying so hard, no matter what the reason was, Wu Yi never thought of leaving this matter alone, she was all to blame for this matter, no one knew about it, but she felt uneasy.

He leaned over, lowered his head, lifted the curtain, got into the carriage, and nodded to the woman in the carriage. Wuyi's face was very ugly, but it seemed to outsiders that he was faintly angry. In fact, Wuyi was very worried and blamed himself. He put one hand under the woman's knee, put the other hand through the woman's neck, hugged the woman, and said, "I'm sorry."

The woman nodded, and she fell into a coma. Wuyi secretly infused some spiritual power into the woman to stabilize the fetus. On the other hand, she and the maid found the nearest hospital. The maid saw that the woman had already sought medical treatment. The groom had just Already petrified, this time I will definitely be sold by the master. Now that my wife has gone to the doctor, she is a bit more energetic. The midwife and the doctor are busy, and the groom has become a maidservant. He should go back and inform the master when he runs out. Bar.

It's only been a while... Hearing a child's cry, the servant girl relaxed, wiped the tears on her face, knelt down and kowtowed to Wu Yi and said, "Thank you for saving me, my lord."

The woman thought it was safe to come, Wuyi secretly breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved.The horror show on the street just ended, and people started to go about their own business again, shouting one after another.

Wuyi opened the door of the clinic, let the wind out, and said in her heart: The thing happened because of me, I am already guilty, how can I afford a thank you from others, I am going to turn around and leave quietly, but I don't want to be blocked by someone coming He took a step and stopped at the door.